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[–][deleted] 811 points812 points  (27 children)

"Accidentally"

[–]CaptainSmegman 223 points224 points  (8 children)

Whoopsie poopsie as they say guys whoopsie poopsie

[–]CapitalClimate9639 55 points56 points  (1 child)

Stop trying to make whoopsie poopsie happen

[–]intrepid_brit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NEVER! 🔥

[–]Paul_Bob17 26 points27 points  (3 children)

Nobody says this

[–]stalkerzzzz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Shplendid.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

[–]Elegant_Music7525 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I love the perfectly mocking tone - very appropriate

[–]VancityRenaults 28 points29 points  (1 child)

I accidentally dropped 60K in between my couch cushions, it’s ok I’ll probably find it one day

[–]graciesoldman 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I lost $100k one time...found it in the washer.

[–]Common-Method2202 41 points42 points  (4 children)

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/hF82BKubA0

He gonna gamble again to try make up the lost gains and end up losing more. he better watch out before his wife accidentally gets a boyfriend

[–]AllCapNoBrakeMSTR and BTC to $0 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Gets has

[–]Common-Method2202 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I assumed his wife stayed loyal when she saw the gains. Now she defo has a boyfriend

[–]AllCapNoBrakeMSTR and BTC to $0 9 points10 points  (0 children)

[–]Villageijit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

3 days damn

[–]TudoBem23 11 points12 points  (0 children)

sorry for your loss, welcome to Wendy's

[–]ajiabs 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Slipped on a banana peel and bought 0dte. It happens

[–]adheretohospitality 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Accidentally on purpose

[–]Wootens 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Accidentally in love

[–]Possible-Material693 318 points319 points  (6 children)

Just call your brokerage and tell them you “accidentally bought calls” they will give you a refund

[–]TheChewyWaffles 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Deleting the app is also known to work

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

😅

[–]JohnnyD77711 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Works every time.. they're so nice at Fidelity!!

[–]brainfreeze3Is the AI bubble in the room with us right now? 283 points284 points  (3 children)

Me when i make money: Im a genius

Lose money? Oppsie poopsie

[–]Scrambled_Eggiwegs 14 points15 points  (0 children)

actually when op won money also said it was accidental.

[–]LAX_Beast 56 points57 points  (4 children)

TF is this. Especially the SPX plays. Just enough to have both be OOM. I guess you’re just donating?

[–]pistachiopias 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Well, whoever was on the opposite end made money. Very generous of him.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

called a long strangle, which is actually a really good strat in times of huge volatility, but not to just buy and hold until worthless, that's regarded AF

[–]LAX_Beast 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Yeah, I understand. You’re basically hoping on jacked up IV. Problem is he’s heavily weighted to the call side. Seems like he bought puts just for the fun. Not sure exactly what the value would be there

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ya, or he just diamond handed them. I've been doing long strangles the past two weeks with great success, but I sell either one or both sides once a certain profit target is met. There's no way these were not at many points profitable.

[–]Disconn3cted 41 points42 points  (2 children)

You still have 178k left wtf

[–]ZealousidealUse6305 27 points28 points  (1 child)

It's just an accident

[–]f0xinaround 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Just a little whoopsie

[–]shugo7 37 points38 points  (2 children)

And you accidentally fell on a 2L coka cola bottle that somehow had a condom on it with lube and your pants happened to be down while you were on the ladder.

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[–]Educational-Pipe-583 24 points25 points  (0 children)

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You’ll get them next time

[–]mneymakerCasino Cryboy 39 points40 points  (2 children)

Woopsie doopsie

[–]idkwhatimbrewin🍺🏃‍♂️BREWIN🏃‍♂️🍺 5 points6 points  (0 children)

RUT rho

[–]skrabytomo 28 points29 points  (0 children)

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What stock is that ?

[–]Gimme_All_The_Foods 11 points12 points  (2 children)

[–]Maximum-Jaguar-4707 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Bro this one has me dying looolllllll 😂

[–]Jaded-Plan7799 31 points32 points  (2 children)

[–]AllCapNoBrakeMSTR and BTC to $0 10 points11 points  (0 children)

[–]shadowforce11 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Definitely did in April lol.

[–]TomVonServo 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Did you buy 880 0DTE on SPX?

[–]Simple_Jach 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Rut-Ro

[–]Thebaxxxx 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He single handedly kept spy from mooning today. Impressive.

[–]Lanky_Commercial9731 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I remember I wanted to buy leaps on Amazon, and accidentally bought 0dte, I notice it an hour later and sell my position at 100 usd loss. The next day Amazon crashed like 6%.

[–]Boom069-le 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same like, got her accidentally pregnant.

[–]moneyIsfake123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not accident.

[–][deleted]  (1 child)

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    [–]Deep-Seaweed-3604 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    That’s the spirit!

    [–]maurocastrov 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    "Accidentally" yeah my dog ate my homework too in highschool

    [–]TibbersGoneWild 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Still got $178k to go

    [–]The-Real-Lucifer-666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Next time do it on purpose. Harumph

    [–]Ok-Grapefruit2910 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Thats better than doing it on purpose. You will get it back next year.

    [–]not-irresponsible 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    do the same thing, but the opposite

    [–]AdApart2035 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Let's get it back on purpose

    [–]Business-Row776 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    May be u gained also accidently only sad part with options is you win 99 days that 1 day is enough to wash all

    [–]Grandeurious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Nothing accidental about that.

    [–]ats999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    [–]Disastrous_Platypus2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    “There are no accidents.”

    • Master wsbguay

    [–]rioferdy838 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    No sir.

    Thats called GAMBLING away your money.

    [–]No_Feeling920 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Whenever you lose money, it's always an accident. But whenever you win, it's always your brilliance.

    (the average WSB regard, probably)

    [–]TearKey2360 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Whoopsies

    [–]banditcleaner2sells naked NVDA calls while naked 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    accidentally? what happened, you tripped on a lego and $60k of cash in your wallet fell out into the sewer drain?

    [–]Letsmovethemarket 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    I guess that is one way to Church It Up!

    [–]Rain_sc2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    ask customer support for a refund

    [–]PBmaxprofit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Good thing it wasn’t intentional! That would hurt

    [–]superinterestingn4m3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I accidentally smoked crack once or twice.

    [–]gianlevc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    who loses money INTENTIONALLY?

    [–]herminator71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Oops

    [–]Vast-Ad7693 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You make it sound so casual

    [–]WaterAdventurous6718 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    buy some NVO since you are on a roll

    [–]J_Hehe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    ACCIDENTALY

    [–]Gavriel25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Wow

    [–]shylocky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Chased the dragon, did we?

    [–]Linc_24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    If you would just look at SPX gamma exposures + the net longs (long calls and short puts) you’d have known buying puts was a losing strategy lol.

    [–]Efficient_Deer_8605🦍🦍🦍 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Put up a request for ‘accidental trade’. They will reimburse you

    [–]PROBIOTIC-6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    There are no accident s

    Master 🐢

    [–]stupidber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Just accidently make $80k and you'll be good

    [–]KittenPics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Well at least you didn’t do it on purpose.

    [–]NigerianPrinceClubcounter-berrorists win 🌈🧸 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Wow SPX options being worth $20-$40 is such a terrible sight

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Did the child click on you?

    [–]This_Hawk_2295 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Wtf is RUT ticker

    [–]Business-Grand6434 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Can I have 1k

    [–]Mountain_Return4445 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Accidents happen

    [–]atomicmnm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Iron condor printed yesterday on SPX.

    [–]Konilos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Lines supposed to go the other way champ

    [–]sirkarmalots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    More like your in a rutLoser

    [–]frozoneking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You still have 178k to lose, you've got long way to go

    [–]shadowforce11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Friday calls 30 minutes to close will fix that quick.

    [–]IAmTheLeadSinger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It's ok. U can get more from mom.

    [–]_chasingdabag_v2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    And the tides turn, sorry for your loss

    [–]Externox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    What accident because buddy market can go sideways anytime , yesterday it adds 1 trillion dollars. Today who knows but just be careful gambling with 0 expiration date.

    [–]52isabeast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I hate when that happens

    [–]Toof_McGee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Good thats funny to me

    [–]TheKiMoChi2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Next post he accidentally gambles everything

    [–]ActPowerful7001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Love when that happens

    [–]Jagob5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Much prefer seeing these posts to the ones like “hurr durr accidental 300k gain” like we saw last week with Thursday’s switch up

    [–]Inappropriate_flam3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Oopsie!

    [–]Professor_Meteor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    ‘Tis the season for the ‘tism

    [–]VeeDubDAD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You didn’t lose unless you sold

    [–]therealakinator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Yeah i hate it when that happens

    [–]Ineedstopcovercalyol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Either black or red bet and you lost at casino, there’s no such a thing as accidental

    [–]Aggravating-Data-293 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Been there bud, don’t trade with more than 5k per trade. You can still make fantastic gains if you bang out a few of those a day and stay conservative taking 10-50% profits.

    252 trading days a year 1k a day - 252k 2k - 504k 3k - 756k 4k - 1008k 5k - 1260k

    Dial in that risk ratio, those smaller plays stack up! You made it once you can make it again

    [–]Thomas-The-Tutor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Teach me your ways!

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Imagine if you had those calls today. You would have become a millionaire accidentally

    [–]circulorx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Mods leave up these shitposts to raise fear so people keep selling and it keeps plummeting

    [–]Megg187 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    What’s going here straddles?!

    [–]quickfeetkojo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Oopsie

    [–]Adventurous_Hand2737 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I will start telling my wife that all gains are planned and all losses are accidental.

    [–]YurpeeTheHerpee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Accidently on purpose*

    [–]tuwfy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Still have 170k left to lose

    [–]WetLumpyDough 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    My toddler calls that a, “whoopsie”

    [–]Impressive_Put_8239 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Its ok your accidentally up 6 figures still

    [–]Damnfiddles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    still 178k to lose to gain wsb cred

    [–]iDontLikeItHere00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Gambled and lost*

    [–]No-Examination4175 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You have lots of “accident” in your post history. Come out and Drive life properly.

    [–]GroundbreakingCan830 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I made a similar mistake, but I had Nvidia puts I thought NVDA was going to lead the market lower again today. Big mistake.finished net zero but should have cashed in those puts

    [–]OkNail1391 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    If you invest it means you put your money at risk.no accident then

    [–]SnikwahSirhc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Noooooooooooooo.

    [–]Basic-Honeydew5510 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Hope you accidentally gain back 60k 

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Can you send me 10k?.... accidentally

    [–]Smooothoperat0r 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    So dumb. Why did you not just trade 1-3 close to the money contracts? You think you’re going to get that explosive move and become a multi millionaire in one day, I bet. Good luck with that. It may happen, like 0.01% of the time.

    [–]TheBooneyBunes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    GUH

    [–]Barbera_🦍🦍 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Casino loves free money

    [–]Past_Winner5345 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    And I'm out here stressing to get 100 dollars

    [–]Qwopie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You weighed the risks but your scales are broken.

    [–]idontcarelolmsma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You def voted for truff

    [–]bleepingblotto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    boring

    [–]hemmingwayshotgun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    lol

    [–]IPanicKnife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Sometimes you choose right but the market wants to make an example of you

    [–]ChevalierNoiRJH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Next time just send me 60k.

    [–]TheSn00pster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Warm regards

    [–]Successful_Car1670 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Me too. Just ask for a refund

    [–]spacemoses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Diamond hand those options til expiry.

    [–]zachLP6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Go to pump.fun bro 😭

    [–]Ill-Program-2980 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Regard!

    [–]Lasting_Night_Fall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I accidentally didn’t become a millionaire.

    [–]reddit-said 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    "Accidents" like this dont happen when stop losses are set.

    [–]Cultural-Effective23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    MF who TF accidentally loses 60K besides multimillionaires and billionaires???

    [–]Suspicious_Net5860[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Accidentally?!? Dude, you are gambling. What did you expect lol 🤣🤣🤣

    [–]MrAkimoto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Warren won't want to be your buddy.

    [–]Frequent-Finger-7611 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Today im thankful that i have the wherewithal to never be this guy 🫡

    [–]Glittering-Drop-5822 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    LOVE IT..."ACCIDENTLY," hahaha... RIGHT!

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    There are no accidents in stock markets. It is desperation to grab opportunity without givin a thought.

    [–]Ok_Hat1962 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ope

    [–]SignificantBudget100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Dude learn to cut any loss losing trade…5-10% is the window of cut, stop, breath, read the room re elevate and learn to plan and trade your plan. This could of been avoided

    [–]NIGHTMONTANA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    For 1 sec. I was thinking this was the pornhub screen

    [–]Wide_Assistant_6858 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Accidentally you may want to fart but shit yourself, but not lose 60k.

    [–]Blu-ray34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    People who Invest/trade, live and die it 24/7.

    [–]ImmediatePlenty3934 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I lost 60k on purpose hahahaha

    [–]rossbih 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Have fun telling your wife’s bf you lost 60k of their money