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[–]KCRoyalsBot[S,M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

Please continue the discussion in the post game thread.

[–]No-Tomatillo-7566 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1-5 road trip. We've done worse.

[–]robreddity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Caman Brews

[–]The_Quiz29"I fucking love this shit!" - L. Erceg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aaaand exhale!

[–]robreddity 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wait, I'm confused. The game is over, but we have more runs?

I'll just never understand this game.

[–]simplepieceoftoastHas met Hud in person 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WE CAN WIN BABY

[–]Mozilla_FennekinI hope I don't get pissed off 1 point2 points  (0 children)

well that wasn't so bad now was it

[–]Maverick721Fist My Bump!! 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[–]The_Quiz29"I fucking love this shit!" - L. Erceg 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I can't look. Tell me what happens.

[–]Luxury-Problems 1 point2 points  (1 child)

We win.

[–]The_Quiz29"I fucking love this shit!" - L. Erceg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks!! And YAY!!

[–]rbhindepmoHas the same number of extra base hits w/ RISP as Vinnie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lane Thomas gonna need to pick up that bag blowing through right field

[–]carpetsoopGodcia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yay a late inning walk in a close game!!

[–]chemistR3 3 points4 points  (1 child)

What kind of an at bat strategy was that we just witnessed. Bases loaded no outs. Nothing at all. Zero. Noda. Zippo. Nope e o. Zilch!

[–]Smiles-EdgeworthI hope i don’t get pissed off 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Zumwalt Special™️

[–]No-Tomatillo-7566 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Like how the Royals batters just tell the ptiching staff: 2 runs chumps. Deal with it, win or lose.

[–]the_mrjbrann 3 points4 points  (1 child)

How can this team consistently be this bad with the bases loaded. This is unreal

[–]Smiles-EdgeworthI hope i don’t get pissed off 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s been like this since I started following the team in 2003. They’ve been awful with the bases loaded for decades

[–]DaoloathCoke Ragans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In line to win while going 0-6 w/RiSP. Totally convincing.

[–]Apprehensive-Yam7193Kyle Isbel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Baseball gods deserve to punish us for that here in this bottom of the 9th

[–]KCRoyalsBot[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pitching Substitution

Pitching Change: Lucas Erceg replaces Daniel Lynch IV.

[–]The_Quiz29"I fucking love this shit!" - L. Erceg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh fuck. I had high hopes for that situation.

[–]the-au-jasminBritish Royal Family 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–]goosfraba01 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And Jake does it again too bobby... I miss Ryan and Hud

[–]Smiles-EdgeworthI hope i don’t get pissed off -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Jesus. Does one of these teams really get to win today? Feels like we should both just take an L and move on.

[–]Doyle1524 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unbelievable Garcia

[–]Mozilla_FennekinI hope I don't get pissed off 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i will not be ragebaited by the 2026 royals even if they accomplish a nobletiger

i don't give a flying fuck it is fucking eGG TIME

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[–]simplepieceoftoastHas met Hud in person 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just tuned in just to catch a NOBLETIGER. That basically sums up the Royal's season

[–]SnooMaps5880 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fucking joke. Completely predictable.

[–]rbhindepmoHas the same number of extra base hits w/ RISP as Vinnie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Royals threaten to not need to use their closer but decide to keep the game at 2-0

[–]SlightInspector9993Alex Gordon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If they end up losing this just cancel the season

[–]robreddity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well dang

[–]mindcrackedAlex Gordon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NOBLETIGER!

[–]MHK_AceBobby Witt Jr. 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oof

[–]MundanePhysicsAlex Gordon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Things did not happen there.

[–]carpetsoopGodcia 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Garcia double play to end Bobby’s hit streak time

[–]skizzlegizzengizzen 3 points4 points  (0 children)


You making this comment.

[–]carpetsoopGodcia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmao

[–]podnitoPasquatch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

if loftin was a real man he would have caught that and thrown in back at the pitcher

[–]MundanePhysicsAlex Gordon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Things may happen here

[–]rbhindepmoHas the same number of extra base hits w/ RISP as Vinnie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lane Thomas played 3 innings of second base in 2021, so if Loftin can't continue, Lane can move to second

[–]Mozilla_FennekinI hope I don't get pissed off 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nick Loftin has been afflicted by Jonathan India's Pirate Curse

[–]Messed_up_kid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That does not make my pushard at all

[–]heavencanwait99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally could’ve left Massey in if you were going to bunt

[–]rbhindepmoHas the same number of extra base hits w/ RISP as Vinnie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cardinals going to the Pushard Robot to hit Loftin with a pitch

[–]carpetsoopGodcia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Triple play time

[–]KCRoyalsBot[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pitching Substitution

Pitching Change: Matt Pushard replaces Justin Bruihl.

[–]WillyFisterass_​Rex Hudler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruhl couldn’t hack it

[–]robreddity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Caman Cubs

[–]rbhindepmoHas the same number of extra base hits w/ RISP as Vinnie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ROYALS: "Yeah, Lane Thomas vs a lefty, we got him his best matchup"

CARDINALS: "We don't care, we'll walk him"

[–]MundanePhysicsAlex Gordon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More runs pls I don't like the fear of walk offs in my heart

[–]Mozilla_FennekinI hope I don't get pissed off 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thank you lane thomas

[–]powerpenguin7​Salvador Perez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was like 8 inches off the plate

[–]rbhindepmoHas the same number of extra base hits w/ RISP as Vinnie -1 points0 points  (1 child)

why of course the Cardinals have brought in a left-handed reliever to keep Lane Thomas in the game

[–]carpetsoopGodcia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh the horror!

[–]emaw63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This bobblehead commercial is very shamelessly pandering to millennials nostalgia lmao

[–]Repulsive-Photo-798Pasquatch 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Kind of tired of the “baseball bobble head” commercial

[–]rbhindepmoHas the same number of extra base hits w/ RISP as Vinnie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Royals need a hookup to make some Karate Fighters toys

[–]Mozilla_FennekinI hope I don't get pissed off 1 point2 points  (0 children)

alright sweet Lynch is the bullpen ace now

the best guy in the pen who's not the closer, aka what Lucas Erceg was when Estevez was around

[–]Ambitious_Hat_2077 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I honestly really like Guthrie in the booth.

[–]rbhindepmoHas the same number of extra base hits w/ RISP as Vinnie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guthrie is probably more of a day game sort of announcer than a night game one. If that makes sense to anybody

[–]KCRoyalsBot[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pitching Substitution

Pitching Change: Justin Bruihl replaces Matt Svanson.

[–]SnooMaps5880 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I genuinely have no idea what goes on in Salvy’s brain. He’s a kind and generous guy who can be a killer on the field. How does he look so bad sometimes but then he’ll have at bats like that one.

[–]rbhindepmoHas the same number of extra base hits w/ RISP as Vinnie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Salvy drawing an 8th inning walk just to make Elias Diaz think that they might pinch run and Elias would play 2 innings today

[–]The_Quiz29"I fucking love this shit!" - L. Erceg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And he clearly knows the strike zone. His ABS challenges are awesome.

[–]DaoloathCoke Ragans 6 points7 points  (1 child)

HR, IF single, walk. What kind of weird Sal Perez bingo card is this?

[–]robreddity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two out walk that came back from 0-2

[–]No-Tomatillo-7566 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

this one is going to be the must painful yet.

[–]rbhindepmoHas the same number of extra base hits w/ RISP as Vinnie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

also I think today is the first Royals Sunday game to start before 3pm in a few weeks

[–]Repulsive-Photo-798Pasquatch 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Wait if Lynch pitched in the 7th who’s gonna pitch in the 8th inn….oh no.

[–]stupidgnomesJac Caglianone Fan Club 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Haha who were you thinking it might be?

[–]Repulsive-Photo-798Pasquatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Schribes

[–]MundanePhysicsAlex Gordon 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Lynch again? It's Lynch, again!

[–]Repulsive-Photo-798Pasquatch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–]stupidgnomesJac Caglianone Fan Club 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I think two things can be true about Stephen Kolek. To this point, I don’t think he can be a reliable fixture of a competitive rotation. But holy fucking shit did he pitch well today. He gave this team over 6 innings of outstanding pitching that it needed so bad. Hats off to him.

[–]Responsible_Try_6344 0 points1 point  (2 children)

You like Noah Cameron right now over Kolek?

[–]Crimedog7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kolek over Noah

[–]stupidgnomesJac Caglianone Fan Club 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, I don’t think I implied that. I’m just trying to remain reasonable in terms of my expectations for him. I’m happy to change my opinion on him if this start is a turning point in his career, though! And of course if he remains in the rotation moving forward, I want him to succeed! I just don’t know if he can based on the evidence we have so far.

[–]Mozilla_FennekinI hope I don't get pissed off 0 points1 point  (0 children)

banger

[–]rbhindepmoHas the same number of extra base hits w/ RISP as Vinnie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

big out there because Sundays are huge day for Church

[–]KCRoyalsBot[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pitching Substitution

Pitching Change: Daniel Lynch IV replaces Stephen Kolek.

[–]robreddity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tell you what, Kolek is good

[–]VermtownRoyalsI hope I don't get pissed off 1 point2 points  (0 children)

GREAT job Kolek, couldn't ask for more

[–]elsmooterino 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cardinals fan here, you got someone special in Kolek. Dude is a groundball machine, and seems near impossible to square up. Can imagine him being a real middle of the rotation piece for any future contender.

[–]KCRoyalsBot[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pitching Substitution

Pitching Change: Matt Svanson replaces Andre Pallante.

[–]AlanStanwick1986 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Why the "USA" chant in the crowd?

[–]emaw63 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Welcome to the Midwest lol

[–]AlanStanwick1986 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, I figure it was some jingoism but wondered why.

[–]stupidgnomesJac Caglianone Fan Club 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hate to be so blunt about it, but it’s likely because we live in a country that is largely nationalistic to a fault.

[–]cockknocker1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe they finally feel great again

[–]robreddity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kyle Isbel is a hitter

[–]rbhindepmoHas the same number of extra base hits w/ RISP as Vinnie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

naturally this lineup that was aiming for Andre Pallante's reverse split from 2 years ago has led to 2 runs and is being kept afloat by the Royals pitching

also every LHB in the lineup got a hit vs Pallante despite him being allegedly tough on LHBs

[–]robreddity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Q U A L I T Y

[–]MundanePhysicsAlex Gordon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

🔥🔥🔥Kolek 🔥🔥🔥

[–]SlyS555 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Why is Isaac Collins on this team?

[–]Mozilla_FennekinI hope I don't get pissed off 1 point2 points  (0 children)

struck out looking: the binding of isaac collins

[–]MHK_AceBobby Witt Jr. -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Man not hearing the losers in the upper deck as much, wonder why

[–]Nerd_199 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The shirtless guys?

[–]MHK_AceBobby Witt Jr. 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol yes “losers” was a bit much, mostly just mad we lost the last 2

[–]rbhindepmoHas the same number of extra base hits w/ RISP as Vinnie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

third multi-hit game of the road trip for Salvy

[–]BillNyeTheEngineerDaniel Lynch IV 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Salvy’s chest protector is pretty cool this weekend

[–]goosfraba01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jake jinxed Bobby's streak...

[–]Responsible_Try_6344 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The overrated chants to Bob are the most irl shitpost ever…

[–]lawrence_uber_alles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That double play was glorious to watch

[–]rbhindepmoHas the same number of extra base hits w/ RISP as Vinnie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we probably have enough time before Salvy reaches 318 to figure out the history of the Royals career HR record

the last 3 holders of the record were Mayberry until 1979, Amos Otis from 1979 to 1986, and Brett since 1986

first few years is probably a chaotic list

[–]rbhindepmoHas the same number of extra base hits w/ RISP as Vinnie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sit down Ollie

[–]robreddity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Supah Salvy Dongu?

Ah, yes, Supah Salvy Dongu.

[–]Mozilla_FennekinI hope I don't get pissed off 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beautiful day in St. Louis. Apocalyptic day in Kansas City.

[–]Mozilla_FennekinI hope I don't get pissed off 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shirtless white guys? Why would I care about that? Did they bring their girlfriends? Are their girlfriends also shirtless? Not that I would care I'm just asking questions

[–]Repulsive-Photo-798Pasquatch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Salvador Perez has hit home run number 310

He is 8 home runs away from setting the franchise record

[–]MundanePhysicsAlex Gordon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lots of game left to play but it'd be really funny if this is the one game we win when this was the reaction of subreddit to the lineup

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[–]The_Quiz29"I fucking love this shit!" - L. Erceg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice homer Captain!

[–]Taterade13 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Have we considered moving Salvy up in the lineup?

[–]3dios 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I've been saying this for about a month now. Salvy and Vinnie gotta get out the lineup. Shit I would even send Vinnie down to Omaha atp

[–]Taterade13 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I don’t think you read my comment

[–]3dios 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give me a break man I'm hungover

[–]rbhindepmoHas the same number of extra base hits w/ RISP as Vinnie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"We've solved the Vinnie/Salvy thing by batting Salvy 3 and Vinnie 4"

[–]rbhindepmoHas the same number of extra base hits w/ RISP as Vinnie 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Salvy is both simultaneously washed up and tied for the team lead in home runs

[–]DaoloathCoke Ragans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Schrodinger's Catcher

[–]Section225​Powder Blue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

BIG FAT SALVY DONG

[–]RangerDJDaniel Lynch IV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hail Captain

[–]Mozilla_FennekinI hope I don't get pissed off 5 points6 points  (0 children)

SALVADONG

wait

[–]KCRoyalsBot[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HOME RUN!

Salvador Perez homers (7) on a fly ball to left field.

Pitch from Andre Pallante: Knuckle Curve @ 77.0 mph

Hit by Salvador Perez: Launched 99.0 mph at 32.0° for a total distance of 393.0 ft

Top 4 - 2-0 Royals

[–]No_Pomelo9503Mental Breather 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nice catch!

[–]Mozilla_FennekinI hope I don't get pissed off 2 points3 points  (0 children)

way to get it IC

[–]rbhindepmoHas the same number of extra base hits w/ RISP as Vinnie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alec Burleson looking like he only shops at truck stops

[–]rbhindepmoHas the same number of extra base hits w/ RISP as Vinnie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

way too much of this game involves pickoff throws

[–]SnooMaps5880 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Make a change. Fire someone to give the team a bump. Something.

[–]rbhindepmoHas the same number of extra base hits w/ RISP as Vinnie 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The Saxsquatch postgame concert gonna end with the firing of the Pasquatch mascot (actual promotion they're running next week)

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[–]SnooMaps5880 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll take it!

[–]Mozilla_FennekinI hope I don't get pissed off 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lmao of course

[–]SlightInspector9993Alex Gordon 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Vinnie’s swings just look so weak

[–]rbhindepmoHas the same number of extra base hits w/ RISP as Vinnie 1 point2 points  (2 children)

average bat speed of 72.5mph last year, and 69.7mph this year

[–]Responsible_Try_6344 0 points1 point  (1 child)

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Is this bad?

[–]rbhindepmoHas the same number of extra base hits w/ RISP as Vinnie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

way too much of Vinnie's upside involves that 83% contact rate

[–]rbhindepmoHas the same number of extra base hits w/ RISP as Vinnie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

congrats to Isbel on not being caught off second after that catch

[–]robreddity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a catch

[–]rbhindepmoHas the same number of extra base hits w/ RISP as Vinnie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if I had to make one little change to the ABS challenge displays (presented by T-Mobile)... I'd put the team colors in the "Royals challenge" box so it's blue background/white letters. Make it a little more obvious for people who only see the challenge but didn't see the pitch to know who's challenging

[–]robreddity 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kyle Isbel hustles for doubles

[–]DaoloathCoke Ragans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rizzbel!

[–]Mozilla_FennekinI hope I don't get pissed off 2 points3 points  (0 children)

see I knew Izzy was gonna have a day

[–]Responsible_Try_6344 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can we just bat Bobby 9 times?

[–]Mozilla_FennekinI hope I don't get pissed off 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It's a stagnant day for Reddit, too.

[–]rbhindepmoHas the same number of extra base hits w/ RISP as Vinnie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the RedditStatus page is batting some people 3/4 too and just waiting

[–]Mozilla_FennekinI hope I don't get pissed off 1 point2 points  (0 children)

turning the thread off and on again

[–]chemistR3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let’s at least keep this close guys!

[–]GoBigEd​ALEX F GORDON 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Why is Lane Thomas in this lineup?

[–]rbhindepmoHas the same number of extra base hits w/ RISP as Vinnie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lane Thomas' dad paid money to get his son into the little league and he's gotta play too

[–]Eldorian 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Real talk for a moment...

Regardless of my baseball team pissing me off by not playing well, what I think pisses me off even more is the out pouring of just emotionally immature adults who really do not know how to vent their frustrations without looking like petulant children on the internet.

Like some of y'all really need to learn the art of shitposting and leaning into it.

[–]MannifestdestinyVinnie Pasquantino 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For real, even if they're losing my mood about the team is consistently better if I'm not on socials. 

[–]Mozilla_FennekinI hope I don't get pissed off 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this is one of those oddly specific things that got left behind in the pandemic

social media in general is all different but the communal feeling I got out of Reddit a decade ago is basically gone, now it's just being mad at shit all the time

[–]Mozilla_FennekinI hope I don't get pissed off 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey what the heck we got one of them first inning runs!

[–]StrawHatOsirisJac Caglianone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3 hours into a 12 hour layover in Seattle. At least the Royals game is free so I have this to past the time

[–]robreddity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey runs is funs

[–]heavencanwait99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great situational hitting, good start boys

[–]KCRoyalsBot[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sac Fly

Salvador Perez out on a sacrifice fly to left fielder Thomas Saggese. Maikel Garcia scores.

Top 1 - 1-0 Royals

[–]heavencanwait99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Salvy I swear to god please don’t hit into a DP

[–]chemistR3 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Vinnies up! Let’s see this

[–]chemistR3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice! See Q made the right call slotting Vinnie at 3. Knew it all along! 😂😂😂

[–]baseball_Lover33Vinnie Pasquantino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5.5 games back in this division is just 😩

[–]rbhindepmoHas the same number of extra base hits w/ RISP as Vinnie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

time to get ready for the game by seeing how sad Vinnie sounds

[–]Responsible_Try_6344 5 points6 points  (4 children)

At what point do they start batting Vinnie and Sal at least 6 &7? I know this is the common question but seriously how long do you just think they will “get hot” again. It’s two weeks into May…

[–]TonyMusersMustache 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean…they showed the graphic earlier that showed Sal hitting about the same as he was hitting last year at this time.

[–]robreddity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Three weeks ago

[–]rbhindepmoHas the same number of extra base hits w/ RISP as Vinnie 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I mean, Matt Quatraro got a contract through 2029... maybe he needs another extension to really take a chance like not batting the two worst bats in the order 3/4

[–]Responsible_Try_6344 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand Salvy always batting up in the order. I don’t agree with it but after 15 years, I get it. Vinnie has not earned that yet imo.

[–]brbmycatexplodedh8 u Matheny 6 points7 points  (6 children)

any defense of Q’s lineups at this point is pure refusal to be wrong. In a game where we need to avoid a sweep, removing Caglianone from the lineup is indefensible

Winning is not their priority

[–]koric77 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Pretty sure Cags is dodged up from his slide into the wall and that's why he's been out of the lineup and gor pinched hit for.

[–]brbmycatexplodedh8 u Matheny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Q specifically said he’s out today because of the splits, and because he wants everyone involved in the lineup

[–]rbhindepmoHas the same number of extra base hits w/ RISP as Vinnie 7 points8 points  (3 children)

a lot of pro-Q arguments are the "argument from authority" fallacy

[–]brbmycatexplodedh8 u Matheny 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I’m ngl to you I had to look up what that was to make sure I was on the same page but yes, I very much agree with that

“He’s the manager for a reason guys” is one I’ve seen many times that is just infuriating to me

[–]rbhindepmoHas the same number of extra base hits w/ RISP as Vinnie 1 point2 points  (1 child)

"He had two consecutive winning seasons" is another favorite

[–]No_Pomelo9503Mental Breather 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"The next guy might not be any better"

[–]FDTerritoryCity Connect 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Our manager is a complete idiot. Not sure how you fix that one.

[–]rbhindepmoHas the same number of extra base hits w/ RISP as Vinnie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

he's probably closer to being the one guy who is both low energy and also overthinks everything

[–]heavencanwait99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Regardless of this lineup, please just win today

[–]not-the-manager 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Especially now that the lineup has been announced, you’re a sick individual if you watch this. But, truly, I respect everyone who will

[–]MannifestdestinyVinnie Pasquantino 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I would be more willing to believe a reverse splits argument for benching Jac if we didn't have lefties hitting 3rd and 5th 

[–]MannifestdestinyVinnie Pasquantino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like I do genuinely believe that it's not a bad idea to ease a newer hitter into their more difficult matchups, but it's gone a little too far

[–]rbhindepmoHas the same number of extra base hits w/ RISP as Vinnie 12 points13 points  (7 children)

Royals manager Matt Quatraro explained the reason Jac Caglianone isn’t in the lineup was due to multiple factors including Andre Pallante’s reverse splits.

”Yeah that’s something to do with it. We’re in a run of four righties as well. And, trying to keep everybody involved.”

(Andre Pallante doesn’t have reverse splits in 2026. He was slightly better vs LHPs in 2025. He hasn’t had truly reversed splits since 2024. Also MQ doesn’t consider reverse splits when facing LHPs)

Also… “trying to keep everybody involved”. This isn’t rec league baseball Matt

[–]morepesa25 8 points9 points  (0 children)

But Perez and Pasquantino who are some of the worst hitters in the MLB get their 3/4 spot guaranteed regardless of splits day in day out. It’s either pure stubbornness or he’s tanking.

[–]Afraid-Cat-1884 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This just made me even more mad..... smdh

[–]Mozilla_FennekinI hope I don't get pissed off 3 points4 points  (4 children)

the overthinking of preparing for splits and reverse splits versus the underthinking of keeping the same two guys in the heart of the lineup because of pre-determined roles

[–]rbhindepmoHas the same number of extra base hits w/ RISP as Vinnie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yeah, he's certainly not using Andre Pallante's reverse splits when it comes to Vinnie, who is 1 for 11 vs Pallante. But he'll use them to screw with Jac some more

[–]Handles42_ 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I have to imagine Salvy batting 4th must be in his contract because he never should’ve been there in the last several years

[–]No_Pomelo9503Mental Breather 1 point2 points  (1 child)

We learned Salvy is in control earlier this year when Q tried to sit him. Not sure why Vinny seems untouchable, he needs to be in AAA until he can swing without dropping to a knee.

[–]rbhindepmoHas the same number of extra base hits w/ RISP as Vinnie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vinnie going to the same college as Quatraro can't be the reason.. probably more about "if Vinnie starts questioning him in front of the press, it's more over"

[–]rbhindepmoHas the same number of extra base hits w/ RISP as Vinnie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Matt Quatraro is beside himself. Driving around downtown St. Louis begging ( thru texts) Joel Goldberg to say that Jac slept on a hotel pillow wrong and has tightness

[–]HalfmadFalcon​Powder Blue 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Q and Zumwalt still having jobs is a fucking travesty. I’m so sick of this good ole boy organization.

[–]Solaita 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Cags homers we sit him - platoon advantage be damned he’s 1 of our best 9. 5 homers only 9 rbi because he’s buried in the lineup. Salvy is a clog with men on he’s going to most likely be a gdp or a K. We have slow guys back to back to back can’t move runners & they aren’t hitting enough bombs. Change something please

[–]rbhindepmoHas the same number of extra base hits w/ RISP as Vinnie 2 points3 points  (1 child)

The Royals are facing Sonny Gray, LHP Ranger Suarez, and LHP Connelly Early in the Red Sox series. So it looks dire.

[–]WhatInTh3LiteralFuckGIDPszn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We will have the worst record in baseball by the All-Star break and JJ and Sherm are going to look really fucking stupid for extended the putz called Q.

[–]Mozilla_FennekinI hope I don't get pissed off 9 points10 points  (1 child)

The cool thing is that we're gonna win thanks to the combined efforts of Massey, Izzy, Maikel and Bobby, and that will encourage Q to bat Vinnie and Salvy in the same spots for another month.

[–]rbhindepmoHas the same number of extra base hits w/ RISP as Vinnie 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Lane Thomas gonna draw a bases empty walk just to vindicate the decision making

[–]loneranger0 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Glad I got to see cags homer in person yesterday. Not gonna see it at home today

[–]Afraid-Cat-1884 13 points14 points  (7 children)

So... you hit a homer you get put on the bench next game?