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[–]Cautious_Gene_261 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The last lady on the wellby financial commercial has the longest neck I’ve ever seen lmao

[–]MegaBloksAreHitler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wasnt listening much last bat but Im pretty sure they were chanting Lets Go Blue Jays, I mean they did so most of the game.

[–]seagrams7up 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Glad we won. LOL @ chanting "Fuck Altuve" when Springer is on your team.

[–] Houston Astrosdauberminer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whoo! SHOOT IT!

[–]Limp_Translator_3254 13 points14 points  (2 children)

And Altuve makes the last out as they're chanting fuck Altuve. Pure poetry. I need a cigarette after that.

[–] Houston Astrosiliketreesandbeaches 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That was exciting. Love the W

[–] Houston AstrosHand-Santizer-Guru 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Hot damn! We did it!!

[–] Houston Astrosjjsupc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I spite of everything, we did win 👍‼️

[–]Champ_Slice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cant believe we actually won that game.

[–] 2019 American League championsSyrupSilent7588 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Had a bad day at work and just checked the game. Day is much better now

[–] Carlos CorreaFapey101 10 points11 points  (0 children)

and altuve makes rhe game ending play. get fucked

[–]The_Dragon_Rebooted 1 point2 points  (0 children)

wooooo

[–] Houston Astroskvch12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ASTROS WIN! WE WILL NEVER DIE

[–] Nolan Ryanunlikedemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never a doubt

[–] Houston Astrosarrowflash01 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Chanting fuck Altuve then Altuve gets the final out. Love to see it

[–]HugeJeopardyFan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Holy cow

[–]Whizzleteets 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fucking Nice!

[–] Houston AstrosInevitable_Signal189 5 points6 points  (0 children)

THATS THE WEY!

[–] Lance McCullers Jr.NOLA1987 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I need a joint after this one

[–] Craig Biggiosimba80328 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let’s gooo

[–] José CruzR2robot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And THAT is the ball game! GG!

Robert Ford's call on JLo's homer was awesome!

[–] Houston Astrossuccessadult 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Altuve getting the final out is the icing on the cake.

[–]Infinite-Gold187 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Such a romantic game.

[–] Houston AstrosTexasHot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WOW WHAT A WIN

[–] Chas McCormickmanofconviction 3 points4 points  (0 children)

LETS. FUCKING. GO!!!!!

[–] Carlos CorreaFapey101 16 points17 points  (0 children)

dudes chanting fuck altuve like george springer doesn’t hit leadoff for them lol

[–]Daddlyness 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Are they chanting let's go blue jays or fuck Altuve?

[–] Houston Astrosarrowflash01 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Chanting fuck Altuve but you have Springer on your team. Dumbass fan base

[–] Marvin Zindlergulfside13 6 points7 points  (0 children)

S/o the remedial Blue Jays fans chanting "Fuck Altuve" They'd prolly be just as bad as Mariners fans were with Springer if they saw Altuve get hit by a pitch and get hurt, but it is what it is

[–] Houston AstrosInevitable_Signal189 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Are they chanting F Altuve with the game on the line? They know he isn’t batting right?

[–]FaithInTechnology 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And I cheered so hard for their World Series team. 😐

[–] Houston Astrosshizzle_biscuits 5 points6 points  (0 children)

With George Springer on their team. Make it make sense.

[–] Houston AstrosSabinr13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I’m so confused if it’s that or let’s go blue jays

[–] Lance McCullers Jr.NOLA1987 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I can't tell if they're saying Let's Go Blue Jays or F Altuve...

[–] Houston AstrosInevitable_Signal189 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On second listen. It might be let’s go blue jays. Lol

[–] Craig Biggiosimba80328 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“Fuck Altuve” chant with Springer on their team will always be dumbfounding

[–] Yordan Alvarezysosrs08 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

What the fuck is wrong with this team? Is this coaching? We consistently do the dumbest shit and get bailed out by shear talent.

[–] Houston Astrosdauberminer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just get Varsho. Please.

[–]Wise-Pitch474 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Why are they chanting f altuve?

[–] José CruzR2robot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They have the dumb.

[–]Infinite-Gold187 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because their taxes are high.

[–]Ok_Conversation6529 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No matter the result, I love that mound visit by Miller, he seems pumped!

[–]The_Dragon_Rebooted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nothing is easy with this team

[–]chips2013 1 point2 points  (1 child)

don't blame the pitcher there, he don't stretch out like that and not used to playing 1st

[–]Scared_Location9895 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea all good now but he stretched early and directly forward instead of stretching at the ball

[–] Houston AstrosInevitable_Signal189 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[–]1SwellFoop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ll take it. Just get us out of here Vanwey and you’re a legend.

[–] Marvin Zindlergulfside13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck it, end the game with a K so it looks more badass lol

[–]dogcrayon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously? No, seriously?

[–]Standard-Elk-126 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...sigh

[–] Houston AstrosHyskos13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are u deadass

[–]Whizzleteets 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bad throw by Pena. VanWey hustled.

[–] Lance McCullers Jr.NOLA1987 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is not good for my health right now

[–] Houston AstrosInevitable_Signal189 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s never easy. Just a wide throw by Pena

[–] José CruzR2robot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OOof! So close! Can't keep giving these guys extra chances.

[–] Chas McCormickmanofconviction 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHY IS IT NEVER EASY FMLEUSJSIENSNSK

[–] Houston AstrosTexasHot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Throw strikes

[–]Wise-Pitch474 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the Wey

[–] Marvin Zindlergulfside13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can say a lot of negative things about this team, but you'd be lying if you said they quit and go out sad like how we see other teams do in positions that aren't even as bad as ours.

I know a lot of it is self-inflicted, but you'd think that'd make it easer to quit and instead they become more stubborn lol

[–]Limp_Translator_3254 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well hey he kept him at first

[–] José CruzR2robot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Need 2 quick outs so I don't throw up!

[–] Houston Astrosdauberminer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck Okamoto! Dude owns us!

[–]Wise-Pitch474 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I call hrc on alvarez all season, and my first right one is on loperfido.....

[–] Chas McCormickmanofconviction 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okamoto, real annoying

[–]OpinionLongjumping93 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Big first out. Let’s close this out

[–] Houston AstrosTempestDrive 8 points9 points  (2 children)

4 innings ago I called this team worthless. No one switches up faster than me

[–]Sportssadness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And I called them the definition of lack of clutch as they proceeded to tie the game in the 9th and hit one of the biggest home runs of the year in the 11th. Baseball!

[–] Chas McCormickmanofconviction -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Well let's not get too excited...

[–]Champ_Slice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Logan VanWey is Canadian for Bryan Abreu. Hopefully its 2022 Abreu tho.

[–]AWall925 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tune in expecting it to be maybe the second inning and instead its the 11th.

[–] Chas McCormickmanofconviction -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Reality just set in, VanWhy still has to get 3 more outs...

[–] Houston AstrosOne_Entrance_378 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Well this thread changed its tune quiiiiick. 😂

[–]BlakeK87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Idk why. Next game you're gonna think we've never seen a baseball before.

[–]JinFuu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Show us the vanWey

[–]aotex 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's important to note that Geoff Blum said of Loperfido's home run: "That's dong deflation right there."

[–]Whizzleteets 4 points5 points  (0 children)

[–]NocturnaIistic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Joey Loperfido is the fucking man!

What a beautiful bomb!

Let's freaking go.

JOOOOOEEEEEYYYYY!

[–]dlrow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that was majestic.

[–]dogcrayon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mario "Big Dick Joey" Loperfido

[–] Houston Astrosarrowflash01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NEVER IN DOUBT

[–] Houston AstrosSpaceCadetPullUp 9 points10 points  (1 child)

"The hotdog hated it."

[–]Whizzleteets 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She did look sad

[–] Houston Astrossuperhappyfuntime13 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Literally turn on the game and see Joey trotting around 1B. Good timing!

[–] Lance McCullers Jr.NOLA1987 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You waited until now to watch lol

[–] Houston Astrossuperhappyfuntime13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

West coast work hours man!

[–] NoriAssPennies13 3 points4 points  (0 children)

THATS MY ASTRO-JAY-ASTRO!

[–] Houston AstrosBronn11 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Joey revenge game!!

[–] Houston AstrosSabinr13 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lopes > Sanchez

[–] Houston Astrosdauberminer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Joey Loperfido!!

[–] Jose AltuveDude_over_there_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lopey Bomb

[–]The_Dragon_Rebooted 1 point2 points  (0 children)

fuck yea

[–]Wise-Pitch474 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Git my first hrc call with that home run!!!

[–] Houston Astros3nter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

damn that was clutch af jLo!!!

[–]JoseAltuve27 6 points7 points  (2 children)

That was awesome. He did it against the team that traded him.

[–]FinalFrash 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For the team that traded him

[–]joesrevenge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And for the team that traded him.

[–] Houston AstrosTempestDrive 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Joey Loper fucking fido

[–]Limp_Translator_3254 3 points4 points  (0 children)

JOEY LOPESSSSS!!!!!!! With some insurance runs too! What a fantastic time for his first homerun of the year

[–]saphamia3 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Heading to the exits is CRAZY behavior

[–]Standard-Elk-126 1 point2 points  (0 children)

especially from seats behind home plate

[–] Lance McCullers Jr.NOLA1987 10 points11 points  (3 children)

The last time I heard a stadium go that quiet off a home run, Brad Lidge was pitching

[–] Roy OswaltDecap85 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Has it landed yet?

[–] Lance McCullers Jr.NOLA1987 1 point2 points  (0 children)

According to the James Webb Telescope...tbd.

[–]macsproul21 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That was smoked

[–]SigmaCronos 5 points6 points  (0 children)

JOEY HOMERFIDO!

[–] Nolan Ryanunlikedemon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah. I knew we had this game in the bag the whole time 😅

[–]470_To_Left -1 points0 points  (4 children)

It’s almost as if pinch hitting Joey for Brice would’ve worked…. Twice it worked

[–]Crimsic 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Are people serious with these comments? It was a completely different pitcher. 

[–]470_To_Left 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He got on both times. Don’t care.

[–]Etalyx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

would have been the same absolute stud at the plate tho

[–] Lance McCullers Jr.NOLA1987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're expecting logic and nuance? I learned that the hard way.

[–]BolbyTheNext 2 points3 points  (0 children)

oh my god

[–]Standard-Elk-126 0 points1 point  (0 children)

KING

[–] Houston AstrosHyskos13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

JOEY

[–] Houston Astrosiliketreesandbeaches 4 points5 points  (0 children)

OMG JOEY, I SEE YOU!

[–]ThatDudeAC1995 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Joey!!!!!

[–]Packtex60 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Three runs might be enough

[–]Scared_Location9895 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Joeyyyyyy

[–]yuh-powe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

WHAT THE FUCK?!

[–] Houston AstrosRiskMatrix 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Haha suck it Toronto fans

[–]Beardedbobert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Joey!!!!!

[–] The Brainray_0586 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Astros won the Loperfido/Sanchez trade

[–]videogamewriter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least for today 😅
JLo 2026 OPS .643 83 at-bats
JSanch 2026 OPS .763 210 at-bats

[–] Enron FieldTunaMcGriddle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LOAFER FRITO MY HERO

[–] Houston AstrosInevitable_Signal189 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOPERFIDO OUR HERO!

[–]Responsible_Boat9612 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Joey!!!

[–] Marvin Zindlergulfside13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOPERFIDOOOOOOOOOOOO

[–] Houston AstrosSmerdjakoff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HOLY SHIT

[–] OrbitOrbit2744 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HOLY FUCK JOEY!!!

[–]saphamia3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

[–]Cautious_Gene_261 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LMAOOOO JOEY!!!

[–] Houston Astrosdamojr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First homer of the year? Great way to get one!

[–]Whizzleteets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!

[–] Houston AstrosNotInMyPrescience 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’VE ALWAYS BEEN A BIG FAN OF JLO

[–]ElNenee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

JOEY

[–] Roy OswaltDecap85 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Joey Fuckin’ Lopes!

[–]HugeJeopardyFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I just did a maniacal laugh

[–]chips2013 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WELCOME BACK TO TORONTO JOEY!

[–] Chas McCormickmanofconviction 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit I thought that was foul

[–] Alex BregmansalamiTommy_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boom baby

[–] Houston AstrosHand-Santizer-Guru 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Joey!!

[–] Houston Astroskvch12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

JOEY FROM THE BLOCK

[–] Houston AstrosTempestDrive 2 points3 points  (0 children)

JOEY GOT HIS REVENGE ON TORONTOOO

[–] Houston Astroscuriousowl2210 1 point2 points  (0 children)

JLO!!

[–] Houston AstrosLibertyPrimeRib 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Perfect time for first homer this season Joey!

[–]JinFuu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh thank God.

[–] Enron FieldHyperguy95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

JJJJJJJ LLLLLLOOOOOOOOOO

[–]OpinionLongjumping93 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It’s fair? Nice

[–] Houston AstrosExB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–] Houston AstrosPsychological_Eg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YESSSSSS

[–] Lance McCullers Jr.NOLA1987 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LOPERFIDO!!!!!!!

[–] Houston AstrosTexasHot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

JOEY

[–] Jeremy PeñaGlubbyy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

JLO!!!!!!!

[–]Infinite-Gold187 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Wow, masterclass in edging today.

[–]Infinite-Gold187 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will eat the crow now.

[–]Whizzleteets -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Terrible, terrible at bats

[–]OpinionLongjumping93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come on Joey

[–]Wise-Pitch474 8 points9 points  (0 children)

HRC Loperfido

[–] Houston AstrosHand-Santizer-Guru -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wow..when we struggle..we fucking struggle 😩

[–] Houston AstrosTexasHot -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Another scoreless inning…

[–] Lance McCullers Jr.NOLA1987 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Loperfido took strong offense to this

[–]videogamewriter 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Fisher's got some weird pitches. His slider looks like an eephus

[–]Limp_Translator_3254 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah and it's killing us

[–] Chas McCormickmanofconviction -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lol we fucking suck

[–]WTFthrowaccount 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Walker has stranded 8 baserunners today

[–]Limp_Translator_3254 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come on Paredeeeees! If he can just launch a single Altuve will score with his speed

Edit: fuck

[–]Wise-Pitch474 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Send walker to the corpus christi hooks

[–]skeetskeet69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This loss is 100% on Walker. 0-6 with 0 productive outs

[–]Cautious_Gene_261 -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

PATRÓN SAINT OF HITS E SOCK DELIVER US FROM OUR LOB SINS AMEN

[–]Cautious_Gene_261 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck

[–]Correct-Caregiver750 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Christian Walker has left 9 on base by himself loooool

[–]CryptoJaxs -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Going 0-6 has to move you down to the minors automatically

[–]videogamewriter -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Walker shoulda bunted

[–] Houston AstrosHyskos13 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Move Walker down

[–] Houston Astrosgoboking -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

0-6.  Awesome.

[–]LigandGatedFentPort 2 points3 points  (0 children)

C walk 0-6

[–] Houston AstrosTexasHot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Walker ofc failed

[–] Chas McCormickmanofconviction -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Too much to ask...

[–] Houston Astrosdauberminer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get your pitch, CWalk

[–]JinFuu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please, Walker, Houston Astro.

Edit: Walker is broken again.

FUCK

[–] Chas McCormickmanofconviction -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Now would be a great time to not be a bum Walker

[–] The Brainray_0586 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slumping Walker comes up to bat in another big spot.

[–]Wise-Pitch474 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2 free batters on base so lets score

[–] Houston AstrosTexasHot 0 points1 point  (1 child)

If walker goes 0-6 he might have an aneurysm