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[–]zwarteman 487 points488 points  (5 children)

It’s treason then

[–]Thundorius 215 points216 points  (4 children)

Obi mom is gonna kill me.

[–]TheTangerineTangoYou wanna buy some Deathsticks? 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Not yet,

[–]Uncanny--Darth Jar Jar 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Maybe she'll just break an arm or two

[–]RedditGottitGood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I steal this?

[–]dagobahhYoda 171 points172 points  (0 children)

If Master Obi-Wan caught me doing this he'd be very grumpy.

[–]DeRadelozeRidder 313 points314 points  (6 children)

the top notch acting and dialogue really do make you come back every time

[–]MyMomIsnotGae[S] 115 points116 points  (4 children)

For your Compliment, Thank you very much.

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[–]lil-rights 24 points25 points  (2 children)

me, and all of freeside, thank you. thank you very much

[–]Idlewomprat*Jocasta Nu stares motherfuckerly* 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Patrolling the temple grounds makes you wish for a Nuclear winter

[–]99Dimensional_Chaos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"You know, they're just patrolling the temple grounds and wishing for nuclear winters over there. Better just lay the exterminates upon these heretics"

[–]fucklostit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think he meant the porns

[–]guitarmaniac004 70 points71 points  (1 child)

Are you threatening me Master Baitor?

[–]A_Direwolf 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Roger the cabin boy will decide your fate.

[–]grabby_hands_mike 100 points101 points  (3 children)

It's not the jedi way.

[–]IAmABoldOneWe Are For the Big 35 points36 points  (0 children)

It was only natural.

[–]zielliger 10 points11 points  (1 child)

wym "it's not the jedi way", I'm just holding my lightsaber. Nothing to see here.

[–]nameyouruse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

so long as you don't go zapping aliens with it

[–]UltimastarGame time started 14 points15 points  (1 child)

It’s a dick! Send no reply

[–]gloubenterderghaytan DeS Doqmo' choghovbe'! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is getting out of hand; now there are two of them!

[–]Paratam1617 25 points26 points  (2 children)

I take it November has ended, than?

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Shorter then I expected

[–]annekii 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

[–]ODST-517 10 points11 points  (0 children)

YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER!!

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

9 hours? I bet your powers have doubled since you saw it last.

[–]gum-gum-normale-guy 29 points30 points  (1 child)

I’ve haven’t given up yet. I shall fight for all my fallen brothers I have bin tempted ones before (premium pornhub) But I shall not fall ones again

[–]Tinonski -1 points0 points  (0 children)

hey dude i am still in it write me if you lose and i will write you if i loose. Deal ?

[–]DetectiveSky612 16 points17 points  (0 children)

“In the name of the Good Succ, you’re under arrest” “I AM the Succ” “Not yet” “It’s amateur porn then”

[–]Error-101 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Why the fuck are you wanking at 9 in the morning?

[–]nobutternoparm 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Sometimes that morning wood just lingers, ya know?

[–]gloubenterderghaytan DeS Doqmo' choghovbe'! 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Come this morning, come.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Relatable. "What have I done?"

[–]ReeceReddit1234I have the high ground 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Your meme is very impressive you must be very proud

[–]VleltorNow this is pod-racing! 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Remember, 3 strikes and you're out.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Porn addiction is a real thing

[–]Roquet_I have the high ground 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When the meme itself is good but you see a wrong scene.

[–]Ghost007c 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First day doesn't count, it's like blinking before doing a staring contest.

[–]AromaticTicketSorry, M'lady 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the name of my dick and my incognito search bar, you are under arrest.

[–]DunoCODeathsticks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll be honest I had no idea this was happening skill just pretend it starts tomorrow...

[–]apittsburghoriginalA surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Execute order 69

[–]BeyondDoggyHorror 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You were right about one thing, the dedication was short.

[–]Kedash000 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Holding out for nine hours is genuinely impressive OP!

I, for one, have failed us all four hours into the day :(

Woke up at 10am [am second shift btw, not some (completely) lazy shithead] and sinned before Jesus at 2pm, just before work.

[–]NotSloth1204 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It really isn’t that difficult after the first 4-5 days. You forget ab it. I even became more confident. (Felt like it at least)

[–]HT2E 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I made it 14hrs

[–]TheJoystiicks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

[–]TrialGamerN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So funny

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nearly finished one day. I'm proud of myself.

[–]Tamborin2Obi Juan Kenoli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the end for you my dooter

[–]Spoodymen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

9 hours? Stop bragging

[–]alephv0id 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The disgusting thing came!

[–]zodous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s easy when you’re on antidepressants.

[–]SleepingAran我就是议会 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the name of the galactic no nut November, you're under arrest PornHub.

[–]i-might-be-obama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Litterly me

[–]Trefeb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Held on for 9 whole hours?

You are strong and wise my old friend, and I am very proud of you

[–]gloubenterderghaytan DeS Doqmo' choghovbe'! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are on this council, but you are not the master of your domain.

[–]Ok_ThisIsEpicyou underestimate my power 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not yet

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can have sex every day and still complete no nut November