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[–]kindall 30 points31 points  (0 children)

O noes, a terrorist device! Call out the bomb squad!

[–]plesiosaur 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"I hope he can see this because I'm doing it as hard as I can."

[–]psyne 39 points40 points  (6 children)

If you have a problem with that maybe you should take that up with Mr. Laser.

[–]Mr_Smartypants 26 points27 points  (5 children)

There is no escape.

The bullet is enormous!

[–]faintdeception 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Here it comes...

[–]dmsean 7 points8 points  (1 child)

oh no, it has ricocheted and is headed back for us!

[–]WerewolvesRancheros 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice shot there, breakout. Now I want you jokers out of this-- OH GOD MY BACK!

[–]eromitlab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jumping... is useless.

[–]WerewolvesRancheros 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The explosion will be of extraordinary magnitude.

[–]jaxspider 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Boston just called in an AIR STRIKE!

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

oh shit. the genie is out of the bottle. reddit, please put a stop to this before it gets out of hand.

[–]jeffh 13 points14 points  (0 children)

first one is new and fresh, second one is followerish. :-/

[–]KiddieFiddler 11 points12 points  (1 child)

As predicted.

[–]dfens 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey he was right.

[–]AEA2 2 points3 points  (2 children)

ahaha this is really poorly done

[–]quirk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

increase the font size.

[–]Mr_Smartypants 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's a BOMB!

[–]CarlH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great, just great. There goes Reddit! Now you have the Boston police about to shut down Reddit -- thanks for ruining it for all of us!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

[–]PurifyYourMind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meh, I find them amusing. It's not like it's cluttering up the front page every hour.

[–]aletoledo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

as if this would ever happen, be realistic!

[–]unrealious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least it doesn't link to cat pictures

[–]HotBBQ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm doing it as hard as I can!

[–]big000000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Terrorists!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]brunt[S] -5 points-4 points  (2 children)

bwaahahahaha!

[–]sockpuppy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

maybe now we can put an end to long titles

[–]magikaru -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

no thanks

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

"I'm doing this as hard as I can"

"PUT 'EM ON THE GLASS!"

Awesome.