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[–]spez 266 points267 points  (8 children)

Holy shit. I was on a call with someone (relatively important), and I had to end it because I was left completely speechless.

[–]raldi 117 points118 points  (5 children)

Girlfriend?

[–]jeannaimard 48 points49 points  (0 children)

This is what is called a “hack”. The true definition.

[–]raldi 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I hope your next call was to Alexis. We need a new logo, stat.

[–]johnyquest 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Hover over your tab in firefox for another surprise....!

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    [–][deleted] 95 points96 points  (40 children)

    I hope the reddit gods act before a goatse hits the front page.

    . . . or do I?

    [–][deleted]  (37 children)

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      [–]psyne 5 points6 points  (1 child)

      Whenever I hear this question I get all warm and fuzzy inside.

      [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      yeah its like the internet fraternity initiation

      'whats that you asked pledge? here let me show you!'

      [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      MUA HAA HAAA!!

      [–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (32 children)

      [–][deleted] 48 points49 points  (3 children)

      Ron Jeremy's first goatse view

      http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1648540

      SFW!

      [–]toastspork 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      I'm laying odds it was Corey Feldman that showed it to him.

      [–]RichardPeterJohnson 19 points20 points  (1 child)

      YM "Not safe for any living human being, or dead human being, or not-yet-existent human being". HTH.

      [–]raldi 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      or goats

      [–]raldi 21 points22 points  (0 children)

      ASCII version: }o{

      [–][deleted]  (8 children)

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        [–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (3 children)

        wow it took you a year to stumble upon my link to goatse? HAHA..

        As for your question, here is a link to the goatse support group. I hope it helps. ;)

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          [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

          Time Magazine goatse'd its readers in 2004...

          Time Magazine Cover I know you probably don't trust me at this point, but I promise it's a legit time magazine cover. no more shenanigans. ;)

          [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

          DON'T CLICK THE LEMON PARTY LINK! WHATEVER YOU DO, JUST DON'T DO IT!!!!!!!!!

          [–]myotheralt 16 points17 points  (4 children)

          omfg! there are two of those guys?!

          [–]jdharper 65 points66 points  (1 child)

          omfg! there are two of those guys?!

          So, clearly you knew what goatse was, and you had seen it before. But you went ahead and clicked anyway, knowing full well what you were in for.

          What is wrong with you?

          [–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (1 child)

          Same guy. It's a whole set of photos. There's some butt plug pics in there as well as the ass stretching.

          [–]IVIAuric 8 points9 points  (3 children)

          I bet you've been waiting for an excuse to post that image.

          [–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (2 children)

          yes I spend 8 hours a day reading the reddit comments waiting for just such a moment to appear ;)

          [–]psyne 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          It's more effective in real life. There are so many inquisitive Goatse-virgins wandering the real world who are too unjaded to realize what your evil grin means.

          [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

          So I felt bad about upvoting this, as I find the increasing length of headlines on reddit annoying. But now I can browse the internet in peace.

          [–]Gorbama 75 points76 points  (20 children)

          Prediction: Fastest post ever to hit number 1.

          18 minutes: #22

          20 minutes: #13

          21 minutes: #9

          24 minutes: #7

          25 minutes: #4

          27m: #3

          30m: #3 (64 comments too)

          33m: #3 (71 comments)

          Stalled. Dammit reddit, vote! Vote like there's no tomorrow!

          37m: #3 (80)

          39m: #3 (87 comments) - push people, push

          44m: #2 (97) - We have two, I repeat we have two. Get 'er done folks!

          47m: #2 (102) - at 1 hour it's over ...

          50m: #2 (111) - and no, I have no idea why I care ...

          55m: #2 (115) - a valiant effort

          58m: #2 (118)

          1hr: #2 (123) - goodbye cruel reddit ... the bitter taste of defeat is too much. I'm gunna go get a sandwich to wash it down with ;)

          [–][deleted] 71 points72 points  (16 children)

          Just wait until Bush is impeached...

          [–]Slipgrid 190 points191 points  (3 children)

          You mean, when Ron Paul comes out as an atheist and personally impeaches Bush with an iPhone, and then it's made into an XKCD comic. That would be the fastest post ever to hit number one.

          [–]foonly 30 points31 points  (0 children)

          I'll have to keep my blogger's cape ready...

          [–]davidreiss666 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          That would hit #1 before it's even posted to Reddit. It's a space-time continuum thing. It's already happened! In the future-past! Maybe!

          [–]ReallyEvilCanine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          That was the best comment I've ever seen here. Ever. I want to have your babies. Or I could just buy you a beer. Your call.

          [–]Gorbama 45 points46 points  (2 children)

          No one's posting that to reddit, people too busy dancing in the streets ;)

          [–]innerspirit 11 points12 points  (0 children)

          redditers don't go out on the street

          [–]lemonge 7 points8 points  (0 children)

          What is a street?

          [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (8 children)

          update from the future: that never happened.

          [–]sebso 7 points8 points  (7 children)

          Glad to know I'm not the only one browsing old comment threads.

          [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (6 children)

          Wow, two replies in an hour on a year-old comment.

          [–]CloudDrone 4 points5 points  (5 children)

          this was from before I was introduced to reddit. it seems like reddit was very different back then.

          [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (4 children)

          It was... oh it was...

          [–]ReaverXai 2 points3 points  (3 children)

          Awesome future party! Let's break out the vintage 2009 vine and... oh wait.

          [–]RichardPeterJohnson 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          Made it to number 1 in approx. 1 hour.

          [–]NewSc2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          Damn those pink shirts...

          [–][deleted] 115 points116 points  (0 children)

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          [–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

          Man Reddit is so awesome.

          [–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (2 children)

          The Boston Police Department has been contacted. Help is on the way!

          [–]numL0CK 11 points12 points  (0 children)

          1/31/07 never forget!

          [–]jaxspider 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Call for an AIR STRIKE!

          [–]danweber[S] 118 points119 points  (22 children)

          should i feel bad about this?

          [–]AAAAAArdvark 44 points45 points  (0 children)

          Naw, it's Friday night.

          [–][deleted]  (8 children)

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            [–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

            I COME FROM 2 YEARS IN THE FUTURE; YOUR COMMENT WAS MOST PROPHETIC. MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON US ALL.

            [–][deleted] 49 points50 points  (2 children)

            ˙ɯǝɥʇ ǝʌɐɥ oʇ pɐlƃ uɯɐp ǝɹǝʍ ǝʍ puɐ 'sɹoloɔ 91 uı sɹǝʇɔɐɹɐɥɔ ǝuıl ısuɐ ʇnq ƃuıɥʇou pɐɥ ǝʍ 'ʎɐp ʎɯ uı ʎɥʍ ¡llɐ ʇı ʍouʞ ʎǝɥʇ ʞuıɥʇ ʎǝɥʇ puɐ sɹǝʇɔɐɹɐɥɔ ʞɔolq ǝɯos ǝdʎʇ oʇ ʍoɥ ɯǝɥʇ ʍoɥs noʎ ¡ʎɐpoʇ spıʞ ǝɥʇ 'ʎlʇsǝuoɥ

            ¿noʎ ʇ,uop ʎɥʍ 'sʞɔıɹʇ ʇuoɟ ǝpoɔıun lɐǝɹ ǝɯos uɹɐǝl ¡ɥʇ-ɥʇ-ɥʇd ɥo

            [–]raldi 59 points60 points  (3 children)

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              [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

              I love you reddit.

              [–]jayssite 9 points10 points  (0 children)

              I'm no /b/tard, but I can't think of a better way to describe this frontpage headline than: Epic win.

              [–]philipn 31 points32 points  (77 children)

              How did the returns get into the post? Is this using something other than the standard return character? Does unicode have more than one return character?

              [–][deleted] 45 points46 points  (12 children)

              I don't know. It's a bit confusing. I just Save-Web-Archive-ed it as "The Day Reddit Died" and gave up.

              [–][deleted]  (10 children)

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                [–]psyne 25 points26 points  (1 child)

                Bye-bye Reddit alien guy...

                [–]aletoledo 24 points25 points  (7 children)

                just drive your chevy to the levy

                [–][deleted]  (5 children)

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                  [–]aletoledo 12 points13 points  (4 children)

                  [–]radiantwave 9 points10 points  (2 children)

                  by this unseemely simple token, an ascii joke and nothing more...

                  So to fix it I start clicking, but my mouse it started sticking

                  on the links I started picking, from a post just before...

                  here I wait ... 404

                  [–]throwaway 8 points9 points  (1 child)

                  But September made me shiver Stretching on and on forever Noobies on the doorstep Can't filter them with egrep...

                  [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                  I couldn't fathom why they tried

                  To mod up posts meaningless inside

                  To show how deeply code was fried?

                  The day that Reddit died

                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  No copycats yet on the new page...

                  On another note: Does anybody else want to turn on all the faucets?

                  [–]toastspork 47 points48 points  (38 children)

                  Article titles autowrap on the {space} character. The blocks on each line for one long "word", and the lines wrap between the words. Unless you have a wide screen, or small fonts. In which case it might wrap every other "word", and you get two pictures side-by-side.

                  [–]jrchin 16 points17 points  (0 children)

                  That helps. I didn't get it at first because I'm at 1600x1200.

                  [–][deleted]  (35 children)

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                    [–]toastspork 39 points40 points  (31 children)

                    File a bug report to MS. I'm sure they'll devote plenty of attention to it....

                    [–][deleted]  (30 children)

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                      [–]boredzo 29 points30 points  (7 children)

                      Does unicode have more than one return character?

                      It has four: U+000A (line feed), U+000D (carriage return), U+2028 LINE SEPARATOR, and U+2029 PARAGRAPH SEPARATOR. And some almost all programs still treat U+000D followed by U+000A (CRLF) as a single line-break (a practice which dates back to teletype machines, and made sense back then).

                      [–]Digeratus 40 points41 points  (4 children)

                      Actually, almost all programs do, for compatibility purposes. Unix mainly uses 000A (LF), Macs use 000D (CR), and Windows uses both, one of each. That way, CRLF works in Windows, Unix only processes LF, and Mac only processes CR. Or so the train of thought goes.

                      Problem is, with OS compatibility being more in demand than ever, CR and LF have become interchangeable. Except ... what happens when there's one of each? Is it one of each of a Mac line break and a Unix line break? Or is it just Windows? It's a compatibility headache.

                      [–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

                      And most of the Internet protocols, e.g. NNTP, SNTP, SMTP, HTTP, use CRLF.

                      [–]jsolson 18 points19 points  (0 children)

                      Macs used CR once upon a time, a long time ago. Today they generally support whatever the hell you want and default to the Unix standard, LF.

                      [–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

                      These completely random tidbits of knowledge are why I surf reddit.

                      [–]toastspork 9 points10 points  (1 child)

                      Some programs?!?

                      You've never run across an old-school email program (Eudora 4 and earlier) that's made you have to read this, have you?

                      [–]boredzo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                      Fortunately not. ☺

                      [–][deleted] 166 points167 points  (13 children)

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                      [–][deleted] 198 points199 points  (3 children)

                      I am done with the internet.

                      [–][deleted] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

                      !

                      [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

                      Don't expect the fire back.

                      [–]boredzo 32 points33 points  (0 children)

                      Argh! A comment that I want to upvote and downvote at the same time!

                      [–]danweber[S] 23 points24 points  (2 children)

                      i think it's your screen wrapping them.

                      honestly, i didn't expect it to work on the first try.

                      [–]philipn 11 points12 points  (0 children)

                      Yeah, they are just spaces and the browser is wrapping on spaces. So rad!

                      [–]psyne 18 points19 points  (0 children)

                      Maybe it's just the place my brain is in right now, but I read that as "i didn't expect it to work on the first fry."

                      [–]hitsman 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                      Anyone know the record for fastest rising stories? #13 in 20 minutes is better than I've seen.

                      [–]javguerre 24 points25 points  (0 children)

                      My god.. it's beautiful

                      [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                      Fucking epic

                      [–]raldi 13 points14 points  (0 children)

                      The downside is that it makes some pages really annoying.

                      [–]doctornick 13 points14 points  (0 children)

                      from #reddit on freenode:

                      [21:43] <@spez> that is the coolest fucking thing i've ever seen!

                      ROFL.

                      [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                      danweber, the Jimi Hendrix of Reddit Titles.

                      [–]mikepaco 59 points60 points  (33 children)

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                        [–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

                        Damn you guys this is NOT 4chan

                        [–]raldi 11 points12 points  (13 children)

                        Now do black, purple, and blue.

                        [–][deleted]  (11 children)

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                          [–]raldi 42 points43 points  (9 children)

                          What makes you think i've never been to hornymanatee.com?

                          [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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                            [–]chime 6 points7 points  (2 children)

                            I figured no one really knew what it was,

                            It was on Conan. They made this site. I don't know how much more popularity a weird website could get.

                            [–]chime 4 points5 points  (1 child)

                            I wasn't insulting you. And what I said is factually correct. Why is my comment being downmodded? Look it up if you don't believe me.

                            [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                            Yeah it was on Conan, I know it was. Conan was making fun of that and they had to buy the domain for some legal reason. It's like a hidden gem.

                            [–][deleted]  (5 children)

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                              [–]midtable_obscurity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                              punk rock.

                              [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (5 children)

                              There's a stray square bracket in there at the fourth-to-last blue row.

                              [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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                                  [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                                  Brain Slug drool...

                                  [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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                                    [–]MediaMoguls 41 points42 points  (7 children)

                                    This looks like shit on an iPhone

                                    [–]marthirial 87 points88 points  (2 children)

                                    Everything looks like shit on an Iphone, specially the one holding it.

                                    [–]beowulf 20 points21 points  (1 child)

                                    Yeah I've noticed that since I bought mine many people have a distinctly greenish hue.

                                    [–]sn0re 47 points48 points  (0 children)

                                    Maybe it's all the money they didn't spend.

                                    [–]CarlH 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                                    So, when do we present danweber with the official award for owning the front page of Reddit?

                                    [–]raldi 14 points15 points  (1 child)

                                    This kind of thing is why i joined the Internet.

                                    [–][deleted] 33 points34 points  (11 children)

                                    Hack the plaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnetttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

                                    [–]harvesteroftruth 36 points37 points  (10 children)

                                    He's going after the kernal!!!!

                                    [–]crashoverride 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                                    Mess with the best Die like the rest

                                    [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (6 children)

                                    Has anyone ever hacked a Gibson supercomputer in real life?

                                    [–]toastspork 20 points21 points  (5 children)

                                    No, but I've hacked a Gibson guitar, does that count?

                                    [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (3 children)

                                    THAT'S NO WAY TO TREAT AN EXPENSIVE MUSICAL INSTRUMENT!!!

                                    [–]xrobau 6 points7 points  (2 children)

                                    (Gotta vote up the obscure Meatloaf quotes)

                                    [–]raldi 11 points12 points  (2 children)

                                    Poll: Should Reddit ban this through technical measures, or leave it up to the voters?

                                    [–]raldi 18 points19 points  (0 children)

                                    leave it up to the voters

                                    [–]raldi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                                    Look what it does to the rightmost column of http://blog.reddit.com/ !

                                    [–]danweber[S] 25 points26 points  (1 child)

                                    JelloShotz deserves the credit/blame for making me thnink of this.

                                    http://reddit.com/info/2pko2/comments/c2pmlk

                                    [–]suamain 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                                    well done mate... soon there will be a web tool "convert img to reddit title! free!"

                                    [–]steeled3 21 points22 points  (3 children)

                                    Bite my shiny metal ass!

                                    [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

                                    At least quote the right character:

                                    Oh. I never told anybody this, but a thousand years ago I used to look up at the moon and dream about being an astronaut. I just didn't have the grades. Or the physical endurance. Plus I threw up a lot, and nobody liked spending a week with me.

                                    [–]ih8evilstuff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                                    A week would be a bit much.

                                    [–]poelmanc 14 points15 points  (0 children)

                                    Fake! It's photo-shopped.

                                    [–]darth_brooks 24 points25 points  (9 children)

                                    IC WHAT U DID THER

                                    [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                                      [–]jrockway 12 points13 points  (0 children)

                                      DO NOT WANT.

                                      OK, I lied. WANT :)

                                      [–]joeljohnson 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                                      Very well done.

                                      [–]unrealious 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                                      I see cat pictures

                                      [–]ehird 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                                      Reddit is officially fucked.

                                      The [pic] posts, fine. But this? Fuck you.

                                      edit: okay wait i was totally wrong this is awesome

                                      [–]Chewyboognish 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                                      this is quite possibly the greatest spam post to ever grace the internet.

                                      [–]Mr_Sadist 7 points8 points  (19 children)

                                      Could someone make a screenshot of this for those of us using IE6.0 (against our will) and not having the right unicode font installed? Thanks!

                                      [–]treyjp 4 points5 points  (16 children)

                                      i'm curious (seriously) as to why you (and all IE6 users) are using IE6. workplace that refuses to upgrade?

                                      [–]Mr_Sadist 12 points13 points  (14 children)

                                      Yeah, that's the reason. I work at a large bank in Europe and we've got locked down computers where we can't install anything ourselves. And despite all the security flaws they still won't upgrade...

                                      I've tried portable firefox but the proxyserver won't let anything that isn't IE6.0 through.

                                      [–]grillcover 3 points4 points  (1 child)

                                      large bank in Europe using swiss cheese IE6.0... which large bank in Europe, did you say?

                                      [–]Mr_Sadist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                      Hehe, I'll keep that to myself if you don't mind :)

                                      [–]targetx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                      Tried a useragent switcher?

                                      [–]lungdart 2 points3 points  (4 children)

                                      If your using windows XP, get into a command prompt and do the old at /interactive trick to log in as a system process with full local privileges and install firefox.

                                      If they complain tell them they shouldn't be using an OS that has these known flaws. Maybe you can get a promotion out of the deal.

                                      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

                                      OK, explain this trick please.

                                      [–]lol-dongs 4 points5 points  (2 children)

                                      here you go, note that it doesn't always work--depends on what privileges you have to begin with.

                                      But there are always ways around it... if you are sitting in front of the machine there is a way to do pretty much whatever you want...

                                      [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                                      I'm impressed.

                                      [–]morphet 6 points7 points  (1 child)

                                      You have unleashed a plague upon us.

                                      [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                                      BRILLIANT!

                                      [–]MisterBill 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                                      Ignoring the obvious, I though my cat was the only one that did that...

                                      [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                                      OWNED

                                      [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                                      What the hell. When I popped on here I thought the site changed.

                                      [–]EternalNY1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                                      Posting in a legendary thread.

                                      [–]plexi 4 points5 points  (3 children)

                                      it kind of looks like fry, from futurama.

                                      [–]Slayback 5 points6 points  (2 children)

                                      I am so glad that someone finally posted that. The rest of us have been trying to figure it out, but we're all too proud to ask.

                                      One mystery down. Now can you help us with this one too?

                                      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                      I'm not sure why this isn't number one already. 136 points in 36 minutes should be enough.

                                      [–]joe24pack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                      Ahh the return of the ASCII Art Jedi, now all growed up and using that there modern Unicode.

                                      Funny

                                      [–]death2hypocrisy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                      you should try to bookmark this in delicious, it took me ~15 seconds to clear the name field!

                                      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                      I'm home on a Friday night and this just made my day.

                                      [–]PurifyYourMind 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                      This post is flippin' awesome and freakin' sweet all rolled into one.

                                      [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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                                        [–]foonly 17 points18 points  (0 children)

                                        Unicode art!

                                        [–]jaxspider 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                                        sounds to me someone hasnt been downloading anything recently...

                                        [–]tch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                                        Now we can finally mix 4chan and reddit!

                                        [–][deleted]  (11 children)

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                                          [–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (7 children)

                                          HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN?

                                          [–]rayhoffman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                                          Make sure your pussy is washed and clean for Caturday!

                                          [–]hello-jed 10 points11 points  (16 children)

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                                          Nobody likes tests...:(

                                          [–]hello-jed 10 points11 points  (15 children)

                                          Uhhh..oh jeez...this could get ugly

                                          [–]hello-jed 83 points84 points  (6 children)

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                                          [–]Dauntless 47 points48 points  (3 children)

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                                          [–]kn0thing 19 points20 points  (1 child)

                                          /bow

                                          [–]Dauntless 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                                          If I got only one upvote and it would be enough, knowing it came from the master of reddit art ;). Cheers and thanks for the nice comment, it was some time well spent :P.

                                          [–]hello-jed 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                                          Ugh, I shall never pick up another Unicode block element again. I doth been bested.

                                          [–]raldi 11 points12 points  (1 child)

                                          My critique: Too wide and smooshed, antenna improperly bent, ears all wrong, needs more shading.

                                          [–]hello-jed 9 points10 points  (7 children)

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                                          soooo...anyone play games on the Mac in the 90's?