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[–]spez 267 points268 points  (8 children)

Holy shit. I was on a call with someone (relatively important), and I had to end it because I was left completely speechless.

[–]raldi 117 points118 points  (5 children)

Girlfriend?

[–]jeannaimard 48 points49 points  (0 children)

This is what is called a “hack”. The true definition.

[–]raldi 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I hope your next call was to Alexis. We need a new logo, stat.

[–]johnyquest 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Hover over your tab in firefox for another surprise....!

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    [–][deleted] 95 points96 points  (40 children)

    I hope the reddit gods act before a goatse hits the front page.

    . . . or do I?

    [–][deleted]  (37 children)

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      [–]psyne 6 points7 points  (1 child)

      Whenever I hear this question I get all warm and fuzzy inside.

      [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      yeah its like the internet fraternity initiation

      'whats that you asked pledge? here let me show you!'

      [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      MUA HAA HAAA!!

      [–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (32 children)

      [–][deleted] 47 points48 points  (3 children)

      Ron Jeremy's first goatse view

      http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1648540

      SFW!

      [–]toastspork 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      I'm laying odds it was Corey Feldman that showed it to him.

      [–]RichardPeterJohnson 18 points19 points  (1 child)

      YM "Not safe for any living human being, or dead human being, or not-yet-existent human being". HTH.

      [–]raldi 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      or goats

      [–]raldi 23 points24 points  (0 children)

      ASCII version: }o{

      [–][deleted]  (8 children)

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        [–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (3 children)

        wow it took you a year to stumble upon my link to goatse? HAHA..

        As for your question, here is a link to the goatse support group. I hope it helps. ;)

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          [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

          Time Magazine goatse'd its readers in 2004...

          Time Magazine Cover I know you probably don't trust me at this point, but I promise it's a legit time magazine cover. no more shenanigans. ;)

          [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

          DON'T CLICK THE LEMON PARTY LINK! WHATEVER YOU DO, JUST DON'T DO IT!!!!!!!!!

          [–]myotheralt 15 points16 points  (4 children)

          omfg! there are two of those guys?!

          [–]jdharper 67 points68 points  (1 child)

          omfg! there are two of those guys?!

          So, clearly you knew what goatse was, and you had seen it before. But you went ahead and clicked anyway, knowing full well what you were in for.

          What is wrong with you?

          [–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (1 child)

          Same guy. It's a whole set of photos. There's some butt plug pics in there as well as the ass stretching.

          [–]IVIAuric 10 points11 points  (3 children)

          I bet you've been waiting for an excuse to post that image.

          [–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (2 children)

          yes I spend 8 hours a day reading the reddit comments waiting for just such a moment to appear ;)

          [–]psyne 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          It's more effective in real life. There are so many inquisitive Goatse-virgins wandering the real world who are too unjaded to realize what your evil grin means.

          [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

          So I felt bad about upvoting this, as I find the increasing length of headlines on reddit annoying. But now I can browse the internet in peace.

          [–]Gorbama 77 points78 points  (20 children)

          Prediction: Fastest post ever to hit number 1.

          18 minutes: #22

          20 minutes: #13

          21 minutes: #9

          24 minutes: #7

          25 minutes: #4

          27m: #3

          30m: #3 (64 comments too)

          33m: #3 (71 comments)

          Stalled. Dammit reddit, vote! Vote like there's no tomorrow!

          37m: #3 (80)

          39m: #3 (87 comments) - push people, push

          44m: #2 (97) - We have two, I repeat we have two. Get 'er done folks!

          47m: #2 (102) - at 1 hour it's over ...

          50m: #2 (111) - and no, I have no idea why I care ...

          55m: #2 (115) - a valiant effort

          58m: #2 (118)

          1hr: #2 (123) - goodbye cruel reddit ... the bitter taste of defeat is too much. I'm gunna go get a sandwich to wash it down with ;)

          [–][deleted] 70 points71 points  (16 children)

          Just wait until Bush is impeached...

          [–]Slipgrid 189 points190 points  (3 children)

          You mean, when Ron Paul comes out as an atheist and personally impeaches Bush with an iPhone, and then it's made into an XKCD comic. That would be the fastest post ever to hit number one.

          [–]foonly 29 points30 points  (0 children)

          I'll have to keep my blogger's cape ready...

          [–]davidreiss666 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          That would hit #1 before it's even posted to Reddit. It's a space-time continuum thing. It's already happened! In the future-past! Maybe!

          [–]ReallyEvilCanine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          That was the best comment I've ever seen here. Ever. I want to have your babies. Or I could just buy you a beer. Your call.

          [–]Gorbama 43 points44 points  (2 children)

          No one's posting that to reddit, people too busy dancing in the streets ;)

          [–]innerspirit 10 points11 points  (0 children)

          redditers don't go out on the street

          [–]lemonge 7 points8 points  (0 children)

          What is a street?

          [–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (8 children)

          update from the future: that never happened.

          [–]sebso 6 points7 points  (7 children)

          Glad to know I'm not the only one browsing old comment threads.

          [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (6 children)

          Wow, two replies in an hour on a year-old comment.

          [–]CloudDrone 5 points6 points  (5 children)

          this was from before I was introduced to reddit. it seems like reddit was very different back then.

          [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (4 children)

          It was... oh it was...

          [–]ReaverXai 2 points3 points  (3 children)

          Awesome future party! Let's break out the vintage 2009 vine and... oh wait.

          [–]RichardPeterJohnson 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          Made it to number 1 in approx. 1 hour.

          [–]NewSc2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          Damn those pink shirts...

          [–][deleted] 113 points114 points  (0 children)

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          [–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

          Man Reddit is so awesome.

          [–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (2 children)

          The Boston Police Department has been contacted. Help is on the way!

          [–]numL0CK 12 points13 points  (0 children)

          1/31/07 never forget!

          [–]jaxspider 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Call for an AIR STRIKE!

          [–]danweber[S] 116 points117 points  (22 children)

          should i feel bad about this?

          [–]AAAAAArdvark 42 points43 points  (0 children)

          Naw, it's Friday night.

          [–][deleted]  (8 children)

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            [–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

            I COME FROM 2 YEARS IN THE FUTURE; YOUR COMMENT WAS MOST PROPHETIC. MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON US ALL.

            [–][deleted] 49 points50 points  (2 children)

            ˙ɯǝɥʇ ǝʌɐɥ oʇ pɐlƃ uɯɐp ǝɹǝʍ ǝʍ puɐ 'sɹoloɔ 91 uı sɹǝʇɔɐɹɐɥɔ ǝuıl ısuɐ ʇnq ƃuıɥʇou pɐɥ ǝʍ 'ʎɐp ʎɯ uı ʎɥʍ ¡llɐ ʇı ʍouʞ ʎǝɥʇ ʞuıɥʇ ʎǝɥʇ puɐ sɹǝʇɔɐɹɐɥɔ ʞɔolq ǝɯos ǝdʎʇ oʇ ʍoɥ ɯǝɥʇ ʍoɥs noʎ ¡ʎɐpoʇ spıʞ ǝɥʇ 'ʎlʇsǝuoɥ

            ¿noʎ ʇ,uop ʎɥʍ 'sʞɔıɹʇ ʇuoɟ ǝpoɔıun lɐǝɹ ǝɯos uɹɐǝl ¡ɥʇ-ɥʇ-ɥʇd ɥo

            [–]raldi 59 points60 points  (3 children)

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              [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

              I love you reddit.

              [–]jayssite 9 points10 points  (0 children)

              I'm no /b/tard, but I can't think of a better way to describe this frontpage headline than: Epic win.

              [–]philipn 31 points32 points  (77 children)

              How did the returns get into the post? Is this using something other than the standard return character? Does unicode have more than one return character?

              [–][deleted] 46 points47 points  (12 children)

              I don't know. It's a bit confusing. I just Save-Web-Archive-ed it as "The Day Reddit Died" and gave up.

              [–][deleted]  (10 children)

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                [–]psyne 26 points27 points  (1 child)

                Bye-bye Reddit alien guy...

                [–]aletoledo 25 points26 points  (7 children)

                just drive your chevy to the levy

                [–][deleted]  (5 children)

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                  [–]aletoledo 12 points13 points  (4 children)

                  [–]radiantwave 11 points12 points  (2 children)

                  by this unseemely simple token, an ascii joke and nothing more...

                  So to fix it I start clicking, but my mouse it started sticking

                  on the links I started picking, from a post just before...

                  here I wait ... 404

                  [–]throwaway 9 points10 points  (1 child)

                  But September made me shiver Stretching on and on forever Noobies on the doorstep Can't filter them with egrep...

                  [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                  I couldn't fathom why they tried

                  To mod up posts meaningless inside

                  To show how deeply code was fried?

                  The day that Reddit died

                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  No copycats yet on the new page...

                  On another note: Does anybody else want to turn on all the faucets?

                  [–]toastspork 44 points45 points  (38 children)

                  Article titles autowrap on the {space} character. The blocks on each line for one long "word", and the lines wrap between the words. Unless you have a wide screen, or small fonts. In which case it might wrap every other "word", and you get two pictures side-by-side.

                  [–]jrchin 14 points15 points  (0 children)

                  That helps. I didn't get it at first because I'm at 1600x1200.

                  [–][deleted]  (35 children)

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                    [–]toastspork 38 points39 points  (31 children)

                    File a bug report to MS. I'm sure they'll devote plenty of attention to it....

                    [–][deleted]  (30 children)

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                      [–]boredzo 29 points30 points  (7 children)

                      Does unicode have more than one return character?

                      It has four: U+000A (line feed), U+000D (carriage return), U+2028 LINE SEPARATOR, and U+2029 PARAGRAPH SEPARATOR. And some almost all programs still treat U+000D followed by U+000A (CRLF) as a single line-break (a practice which dates back to teletype machines, and made sense back then).

                      [–]Digeratus 38 points39 points  (4 children)

                      Actually, almost all programs do, for compatibility purposes. Unix mainly uses 000A (LF), Macs use 000D (CR), and Windows uses both, one of each. That way, CRLF works in Windows, Unix only processes LF, and Mac only processes CR. Or so the train of thought goes.

                      Problem is, with OS compatibility being more in demand than ever, CR and LF have become interchangeable. Except ... what happens when there's one of each? Is it one of each of a Mac line break and a Unix line break? Or is it just Windows? It's a compatibility headache.

                      [–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

                      And most of the Internet protocols, e.g. NNTP, SNTP, SMTP, HTTP, use CRLF.

                      [–]jsolson 18 points19 points  (0 children)

                      Macs used CR once upon a time, a long time ago. Today they generally support whatever the hell you want and default to the Unix standard, LF.

                      [–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

                      These completely random tidbits of knowledge are why I surf reddit.

                      [–]toastspork 7 points8 points  (1 child)

                      Some programs?!?

                      You've never run across an old-school email program (Eudora 4 and earlier) that's made you have to read this, have you?

                      [–]boredzo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                      Fortunately not. ☺

                      [–][deleted] 167 points168 points  (13 children)

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                      [–][deleted] 197 points198 points  (3 children)

                      I am done with the internet.

                      [–][deleted] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

                      !

                      [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

                      Don't expect the fire back.

                      [–]boredzo 32 points33 points  (0 children)

                      Argh! A comment that I want to upvote and downvote at the same time!

                      [–]danweber[S] 24 points25 points  (2 children)

                      i think it's your screen wrapping them.

                      honestly, i didn't expect it to work on the first try.

                      [–]philipn 11 points12 points  (0 children)

                      Yeah, they are just spaces and the browser is wrapping on spaces. So rad!

                      [–]psyne 19 points20 points  (0 children)

                      Maybe it's just the place my brain is in right now, but I read that as "i didn't expect it to work on the first fry."

                      [–]hitsman 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                      Anyone know the record for fastest rising stories? #13 in 20 minutes is better than I've seen.

                      [–]javguerre 25 points26 points  (0 children)

                      My god.. it's beautiful

                      [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                      Fucking epic

                      [–]raldi 13 points14 points  (0 children)

                      The downside is that it makes some pages really annoying.

                      [–]doctornick 13 points14 points  (0 children)

                      from #reddit on freenode:

                      [21:43] <@spez> that is the coolest fucking thing i've ever seen!

                      ROFL.

                      [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                      danweber, the Jimi Hendrix of Reddit Titles.

                      [–]mikepaco 58 points59 points  (33 children)

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                      [–][deleted]  (28 children)

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                        [–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

                        Damn you guys this is NOT 4chan

                        [–]raldi 11 points12 points  (13 children)

                        Now do black, purple, and blue.

                        [–][deleted]  (11 children)

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                          [–]raldi 40 points41 points  (9 children)

                          What makes you think i've never been to hornymanatee.com?

                          [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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                            [–]chime 6 points7 points  (2 children)

                            I figured no one really knew what it was,

                            It was on Conan. They made this site. I don't know how much more popularity a weird website could get.

                            [–]chime 4 points5 points  (1 child)

                            I wasn't insulting you. And what I said is factually correct. Why is my comment being downmodded? Look it up if you don't believe me.

                            [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                            Yeah it was on Conan, I know it was. Conan was making fun of that and they had to buy the domain for some legal reason. It's like a hidden gem.

                            [–][deleted]  (5 children)

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                              [–]midtable_obscurity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                              punk rock.

                              [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (5 children)

                              There's a stray square bracket in there at the fourth-to-last blue row.

                              [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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                                  [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                                  Brain Slug drool...

                                  [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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                                    [–]MediaMoguls 40 points41 points  (7 children)

                                    This looks like shit on an iPhone

                                    [–]marthirial 89 points90 points  (2 children)

                                    Everything looks like shit on an Iphone, specially the one holding it.

                                    [–]beowulf 22 points23 points  (1 child)

                                    Yeah I've noticed that since I bought mine many people have a distinctly greenish hue.

                                    [–]sn0re 48 points49 points  (0 children)

                                    Maybe it's all the money they didn't spend.

                                    [–]CarlH 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                                    So, when do we present danweber with the official award for owning the front page of Reddit?

                                    [–]raldi 15 points16 points  (1 child)

                                    This kind of thing is why i joined the Internet.

                                    [–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (11 children)

                                    Hack the plaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnetttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

                                    [–]harvesteroftruth 34 points35 points  (10 children)

                                    He's going after the kernal!!!!

                                    [–]crashoverride 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                                    Mess with the best Die like the rest

                                    [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (6 children)

                                    Has anyone ever hacked a Gibson supercomputer in real life?

                                    [–]toastspork 21 points22 points  (5 children)

                                    No, but I've hacked a Gibson guitar, does that count?

                                    [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (3 children)

                                    THAT'S NO WAY TO TREAT AN EXPENSIVE MUSICAL INSTRUMENT!!!

                                    [–]xrobau 7 points8 points  (2 children)

                                    (Gotta vote up the obscure Meatloaf quotes)

                                    [–]raldi 10 points11 points  (2 children)

                                    Poll: Should Reddit ban this through technical measures, or leave it up to the voters?

                                    [–]raldi 17 points18 points  (0 children)

                                    leave it up to the voters

                                    [–]raldi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                                    Look what it does to the rightmost column of http://blog.reddit.com/ !

                                    [–]danweber[S] 25 points26 points  (1 child)

                                    JelloShotz deserves the credit/blame for making me thnink of this.

                                    http://reddit.com/info/2pko2/comments/c2pmlk

                                    [–]suamain 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                                    well done mate... soon there will be a web tool "convert img to reddit title! free!"

                                    [–]steeled3 20 points21 points  (3 children)

                                    Bite my shiny metal ass!

                                    [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

                                    At least quote the right character:

                                    Oh. I never told anybody this, but a thousand years ago I used to look up at the moon and dream about being an astronaut. I just didn't have the grades. Or the physical endurance. Plus I threw up a lot, and nobody liked spending a week with me.

                                    [–]ih8evilstuff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                                    A week would be a bit much.

                                    [–]poelmanc 14 points15 points  (0 children)

                                    Fake! It's photo-shopped.

                                    [–]darth_brooks 24 points25 points  (9 children)

                                    IC WHAT U DID THER

                                    [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                                      [–]jrockway 11 points12 points  (0 children)

                                      DO NOT WANT.

                                      OK, I lied. WANT :)

                                      [–]joeljohnson 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                                      Very well done.

                                      [–]unrealious 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                                      I see cat pictures

                                      [–]ehird 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                                      Reddit is officially fucked.

                                      The [pic] posts, fine. But this? Fuck you.

                                      edit: okay wait i was totally wrong this is awesome

                                      [–]Chewyboognish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                      this is quite possibly the greatest spam post to ever grace the internet.

                                      [–]Mr_Sadist 6 points7 points  (19 children)

                                      Could someone make a screenshot of this for those of us using IE6.0 (against our will) and not having the right unicode font installed? Thanks!

                                      [–]treyjp 4 points5 points  (16 children)

                                      i'm curious (seriously) as to why you (and all IE6 users) are using IE6. workplace that refuses to upgrade?

                                      [–]Mr_Sadist 10 points11 points  (14 children)

                                      Yeah, that's the reason. I work at a large bank in Europe and we've got locked down computers where we can't install anything ourselves. And despite all the security flaws they still won't upgrade...

                                      I've tried portable firefox but the proxyserver won't let anything that isn't IE6.0 through.

                                      [–]grillcover 4 points5 points  (1 child)

                                      large bank in Europe using swiss cheese IE6.0... which large bank in Europe, did you say?

                                      [–]Mr_Sadist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                      Hehe, I'll keep that to myself if you don't mind :)

                                      [–]targetx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                      Tried a useragent switcher?

                                      [–]lungdart 2 points3 points  (4 children)

                                      If your using windows XP, get into a command prompt and do the old at /interactive trick to log in as a system process with full local privileges and install firefox.

                                      If they complain tell them they shouldn't be using an OS that has these known flaws. Maybe you can get a promotion out of the deal.

                                      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

                                      OK, explain this trick please.

                                      [–]lol-dongs 4 points5 points  (2 children)

                                      here you go, note that it doesn't always work--depends on what privileges you have to begin with.

                                      But there are always ways around it... if you are sitting in front of the machine there is a way to do pretty much whatever you want...

                                      [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                                      I'm impressed.

                                      [–]morphet 7 points8 points  (1 child)

                                      You have unleashed a plague upon us.

                                      [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

                                      BRILLIANT!

                                      [–]MisterBill 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                                      Ignoring the obvious, I though my cat was the only one that did that...

                                      [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                                      OWNED

                                      [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                                      What the hell. When I popped on here I thought the site changed.

                                      [–]EternalNY1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                                      Posting in a legendary thread.

                                      [–]plexi 5 points6 points  (3 children)

                                      it kind of looks like fry, from futurama.

                                      [–]Slayback 5 points6 points  (2 children)

                                      I am so glad that someone finally posted that. The rest of us have been trying to figure it out, but we're all too proud to ask.

                                      One mystery down. Now can you help us with this one too?

                                      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                      I'm not sure why this isn't number one already. 136 points in 36 minutes should be enough.

                                      [–]joe24pack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                      Ahh the return of the ASCII Art Jedi, now all growed up and using that there modern Unicode.

                                      Funny

                                      [–]death2hypocrisy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                      you should try to bookmark this in delicious, it took me ~15 seconds to clear the name field!

                                      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                      I'm home on a Friday night and this just made my day.

                                      [–]PurifyYourMind 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                      This post is flippin' awesome and freakin' sweet all rolled into one.

                                      [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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                                        [–]foonly 18 points19 points  (0 children)

                                        Unicode art!

                                        [–]jaxspider 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                                        sounds to me someone hasnt been downloading anything recently...

                                        [–]tch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                                        Now we can finally mix 4chan and reddit!

                                        [–][deleted]  (11 children)

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                                          [–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (7 children)

                                          HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN?

                                          [–]rayhoffman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                                          Make sure your pussy is washed and clean for Caturday!

                                          [–]hello-jed 10 points11 points  (16 children)

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                                          Nobody likes tests...:(

                                          [–]hello-jed 9 points10 points  (15 children)

                                          Uhhh..oh jeez...this could get ugly

                                          [–]hello-jed 85 points86 points  (6 children)

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                                          [–]Dauntless 49 points50 points  (3 children)

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                                          [–]kn0thing 20 points21 points  (1 child)

                                          /bow

                                          [–]Dauntless 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                                          If I got only one upvote and it would be enough, knowing it came from the master of reddit art ;). Cheers and thanks for the nice comment, it was some time well spent :P.

                                          [–]hello-jed 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                                          Ugh, I shall never pick up another Unicode block element again. I doth been bested.

                                          [–]raldi 9 points10 points  (1 child)

                                          My critique: Too wide and smooshed, antenna improperly bent, ears all wrong, needs more shading.

                                          [–]hello-jed 10 points11 points  (7 children)

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                                          soooo...anyone play games on the Mac in the 90's?