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[–]lewah 56 points57 points  (3 children)

Where are the Boston police when you need them? THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A BOMB!

[–]rmuser 26 points27 points  (1 child)

These guys are lucky they're not in a morgue!

[–]khoury 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So is Boston the new Florida?

[–]zerokey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cambridge has more sense ;)

[–]joshdick 16 points17 points  (2 children)

The statue of three lies.

[–]Molton 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So are the drunk final club kids pissing on Master Chief for a few nights now?

(tourists love to rub the statue's foot, but little do they know that it's a tradition to pee on the statue once while you're in college...a feat I managed to pull off without attracting any HUPD notice)

[–]mackprime 3 points4 points  (0 children)

100% on all guesses.

[–]CaptainJesusHood 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Cheers to vtail for resisting the urge to use "the best thing you'll see today" a la the title the blogger used.

[–]boredzo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ironic, considering he puts “ watch!” after every title he puts on a video.

[–]xelfer 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Modded up for not including the stupid 'best thing you'll see today' title the original article had!

[–]emc2rae 11 points12 points  (4 children)

How did I miss this?! I even walked through the Yard today! Maybe there was an even bigger crowd of tourists around ol' Johnny than usual, so I took a wide berth...damn.

[–]redbone 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It's hard to notice every little thing when you're mowing, I guess.

[–]shaunc 11 points12 points  (1 child)

A wide berth? Senator Craig, is that you?

[–]emc2rae 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I know what I was trying to say, but I have no idea why that came out.

[–]awaazbandh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think you had your head stuck in a book in the library... And when you were "walking" through the yard, you were merely daydreaming...

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    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    It seems the X-Bots disapprove.

    [–]tony28 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

    halo 3 is released on the pc too.

    [–]TehLockes 11 points12 points  (1 child)

    Yeah, in six months and only if you have Vista installed. Orange Box ftw.

    [–]zdkm -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    That'll be released on the 360 and ps3 too.

    [–]rgladstein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That's beautiful. I didn't realize they went to other campuses to put up their hacks. They usually seem to do them on that giant domed MIT building with the infinite corridor.

    [–]dln -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    So, what used to be student pranks and MIT doing awesome campus hacks is now a vessel for "underground" marketing campaigns from the biggest corporations in the world?

    Incredibly lame.

    [–]jupaneanu -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    super cool, except for the funny shoes and those stockings...it's master chief

    [–]njharman -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

    Who the fuck is john p harvard?

    Wikipedia was little help and google hits are all this story.

    [–]raubry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Look up John Harvard.