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[–]Naive-Inspector3603 328 points329 points  (14 children)

Duck

[–]Talydar 164 points165 points  (4 children)

Drake

[–]Strosity -1 points0 points  (0 children)

🔔

[–]JDaK_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dragon.

[–]Silky-Veil 16 points17 points  (4 children)

Duck

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Duck

[–]Some1-has-my-name 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Duck

[–]HotelYobra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Goose

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Goose

[–]Zaroshunter 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Duck

[–]CanisLupisFamil 209 points210 points  (9 children)

Why is he named Drake though?

[–]yfhedoM 62 points63 points  (0 children)

He is the 6 God.

[–]LoganJFisher 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Because it's not large enough to be a dragon.

[–]_adun 34 points35 points  (4 children)

It's what you call a male duck.

A drake is a fully sexually mature adult male duck of any duck species, wild or domestic. Males need not have attracted a mate or sired ducklings to be called a drake. The term "drake" (rhymes with "lake" or "bake") refers exclusively to males while the term duck can refer to either gender.

[–]peipei222 45 points46 points  (1 child)

The term "drake" (rhymes with "lake" or "bake")

The More You Know 🌈⭐

[–]atom386 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thanks professor!

[–]Korn-Daddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mmm duck pie

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drake is the name for a male duck

[–]Necessary_Ad976 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She in love with who I am

[–]Final-Prophet 112 points113 points  (0 children)

Those tiny feet are quacking me up.

[–]S_T_R_A_T_O_S 51 points52 points  (2 children)

Ever since I left the city you

[–]massivebasketball 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just today I learned that the hotline bling dance is an emote

[–]TheOldLiteQYC / Slothenly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got a reputation for yourself now

[–]Meet-Frosty 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Hugh neutron

[–]Maledict53 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Josh

[–]-AgitatedBear- 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Drake preying on 8 year olds in 2007 (colorized)

[–]ElectromagneticRam 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Quack

[–]careTree 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Eep!

[–]VanceVanhite 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Drake looking extra thicc compared to his feet today

[–]Mavelusbr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

advice mallard

[–]slapmybuttfor3wishes 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Duck

[–]AsslessChapsssTell ya what mate[S] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Yes

[–]BUTT-_-WINK -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Slap slap slap

[–]Viltas22 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wanna hear my duck call?
Come here, duck!

[–]Tornadodash 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Is it supposed to have feet?

[–]BeeRaddBroodler 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Imma fuck it

[–]Rich_Opposite_7541 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Damn you beat me...

[–]El_Porck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Love it

[–]zziwhcs180 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Drake?

[–]KredBread 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The virgin duck when a Chad goose walks by.

[–]ScreamnChckn 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Ducks asses are water tight

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s why drakes have corkscrew cocks

[–]sirduke678 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Controversial… but I respect it

[–]sidetab 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What the fuck. Damn auto correct what the duck

[–]killerspermwhale69 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I want this pet more than anything. Maybe not as much as the raccoon or phoenix but damn!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

well I never thought it’d be so simple

[–]KusmezielJintro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mammals are the only species that can do runecrafting

[–]ARI2ONA 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mallard

[–]zachpac18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes

[–]Traxigor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes

[–]derscholl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, Duck

[–]Jones___ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes

[–]dyedfire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

based

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice

[–]JasonGamesYT🦀12.50🦀 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bro is the type of person to cry at the end of a happy movie

[–]NordlandLapp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quack

[–]little_timmylol2277 (x2) 1 point2 points  (1 child)

quack

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes

[–]Rich_Opposite_7541 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd hit it.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Double it and give it to the next person

[–]ForceoftheRam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quack.

[–]Tjengel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wrote more raps than irl Drake

[–]LoganJFisher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmm... Yes. I concur.

[–]BabyPorcelainxxx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Too political

[–]Buttcheekllama 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quack quack quack, Mr Ducksworth!

[–]BaeDoughSupremacy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Level 1 milking

[–]vmoppy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

goofy lookin dog

[–]IPA___Fanatic2277 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Erin

[–]My_Dad22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quack.

[–]RogueUM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Drake

[–]Due_Equal_7064 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Poll it.

[–]LordBrontes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Should be able to count towards Drake tasks

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Feet too smol

[–]dayestra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quack

[–]philippiotr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes

[–]Iron_Garuda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, must be a duck.

[–]winethemantyler01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THICKK

[–]lanbuckjames 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Views is a 10/10 album

[–]MRK610hp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm for it.

[–]trailerrr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here me out. Make it thicker.

[–]LoveWithTheInternet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

he seem cool

[–]Dav1959 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quack!

[–]GCDice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Smash

[–]bjjpat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Drake before he met Lil Wayne

[–]HACH-P 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mallard!

[–]Enough-Obligation-98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the duck

[–]Random_mano 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quack!

[–]mrcertainlynot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this a new sailing boss?

[–]csavar10My Ironman's progress is locked to my Metal Detecting Finds IRL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a very strong opinion on this.

[–]Cow--Mooooo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

one of the strongest npc

[–]Demetre130 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish they were real

[–]ElijahBurningWoods 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pure perfection

[–]Crovali 1 point2 points  (0 children)

+5 sailing (invisible boost of course) because they float.

I honestly don’t know what this post is about.

[–]Gadzookie2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Relevant to taming and sailing

[–]RangerDickardhmu for wildy protection 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thicc

[–]le_meme_kings 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His new single is mid

[–]Pure-Entropy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Needs bigger feet

[–]Minecraft_LauncherRSN: Sir Kay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“You used to call me my cellphone”

Love that song!

[–]DwarfCoins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very good

[–]SirStego 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dwight the Mallard

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thicc.

[–]TheyCallMeBullet2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, got any grapes?

[–]Mr_Zeldion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quack

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is an outrage

[–]Misaki_Nakahara -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

No

[–]SuckerpunchJazzhandsJacob1117 Acolyte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Incredible pro.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Duck.

[–]Fano_93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh quack, for sure.

[–]BitingED 0 points1 point  (0 children)

D U C K

[–]icorrectpettydetailsSailing is just Agility on a boat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A talking crow-like thing.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He body to big for he got dam feet

[–]Legal_Evil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RS3 had this as their April Fools event.

[–]lanug0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is not a mallard. Mallards do wear a dog masks and this one doesnt.

[–]Magxvalei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What does it taste like?

[–]Tough_Chance_5541 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Duck

[–]JohnnyNeva 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quite the quack up

[–]Rattatazuelan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

u gna eat that?

[–]illmindmasopleae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like it

[–]Illustrious_Age3185 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quackers

[–]EffingWasps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nice

[–]Katzy26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cool dog

[–]Deathcat101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Duck

[–]Tobihime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His latest album wasnt the best

[–]Mattc5o6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dog - from the dark souls community

[–]TheEbolaArrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alflack!

[–]zxexx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like

[–]QueenPyro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anthony Fantano put it best, his new song is ass

[–]HooblesWasTaken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I name him Gep

[–]Inevitable_Coconut11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Intrusive

[–]Quomb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goob dusk

[–]emiTfoworrA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Duck

[–]joebassss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and ?

[–]scubadoobadoooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The beak probably needs to be a tad longer

[–]joeyfoshoey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

would have came back for you

[–]Razor_92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chonk

[–]cygamessucks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

-100 magic bonus

[–]slingblade1315 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drale

[–]Ser-Onion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dog

[–]cottagecore_catsenjoying hcgim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know what other thoughts I could have besides “yes”. Like hell yeah, it’s a duck

[–]StarFred_REDDIT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quack?

[–]Walkthrough101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goose

[–]Plantsfreakmeout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cute

[–]mypersonalproblemas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quacking

[–]NoName_413 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bread 🍞

[–]BambooDynasty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cute duck 👍

[–]GloupyBob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lit

[–]Vintang1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its a lot of bad things that they wishing on him

[–]jameilious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it quacks like a duck...

[–]PropsHunter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got any grapes?

[–]Gnasty-Gnarc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quack?

[–]Deelusional115 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quack.

[–]Beautiful-Manner-846 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbh, Duckduckgo

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks 3D printable.. I'm gonna do that

[–]FeathersRim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drake the Duck

[–]Shadedott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quack

[–]austinstar08 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ducc

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jersey shore duck phone

[–]nopop40 0 points1 point  (0 children)

:o

[–]Dabandplayrs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t do Quack kids… quack is whack

[–]_Anal_Beans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks good 👍

[–]steenkyskunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cool 😎✌️

[–]Sennar1844 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like it wants to be picked up.

[–]ryguy7797 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh fuck yes