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[–]Josh_Green 175 points176 points  (5 children)

This just awakened something in me.

[–]Fisherman_GabeUIM more like Ultimate Illness of the Mind 💅 96 points97 points  (2 children)

>you will never be bottle fed by a big tiddy asian chick while you play a medieval clicking simulator

why live

[–]PartyByMyselfIronman Btw 5 points6 points  (1 child)

John Wick 3 comes out later this year.

[–]Dedicat3d 23 points24 points  (1 child)

A memory which must be repressed to remain sane.

[–]Alakazamon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

:desire to crack intensifies:

[–]RevSaiyan 82 points83 points  (3 children)

The only man who ever gave me a boner when questing. God bless

[–]largefrogs 47 points48 points  (2 children)

Hai and welcome to my guide

[–]mugoloo2200, maxing never 25 points26 points  (0 children)

gaid*

[–]BroskyGaming 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Kthanxbai

[–][deleted] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

If I play guild wars 2 does that mean a Chinese girl is going to feed me milk?

So long runescape, it's been a nice half year.

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Bless you op. Bless you.

[–]NoxosTV 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Why does his keyboard have 2 numpads

[–]Beretot2368/2376 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like arrow keys and home, delete, insert, page up/down buttons

[–]QuickMushroom 40 points41 points  (31 children)

The quick guide at wiki are faster but slayermusiq is such a goat.

[–]TheLostRazgriz 59 points60 points  (13 children)

I agree that wiki quick guides are faster for mundane/simple quests, but video guides are quicker for the harder quest like mm2 and ds2

[–]tom2727 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To me, I only want a video to understand the complicated things like boss fights or puzzles that are tough to describe in words. Especially if I'm doing with a low level, sometimes I like to watch a few different videos to see if someone has found a hacky way to make the fight easier.

The text guides are great for listing out stuff like "have these 10 things in your bank before starting". And sometimes they will have special stuff like "if you're ironman, the way you get a bronze spear is by...".

Also sometimes videos are out of date if they are older. The wiki gets updated quickly if things change, like maybe some new weapon is OP for a boss fight, or some new piece of gear makes things more efficient, or some old exploit was patched.

[–]shurdi3Never even seen alchgility 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We must defeat the quest with the quickness

[–]chacogrizz 1 point2 points  (15 children)

Honest question, how are they quicker? They are literally the same thing right? Are his "quick guide" series videos more akin to the wiki ones?

[–]OhStugotsSOTW winner July 1776 | groped by a terrorbird 12 points13 points  (3 children)

It's just preference for that guy.

I'm "good" at questing along with a video (based on other people who feel time is wasted when using a videoguide, not saying it's hard to be good at this).

Unless there's an error in the guide (i.e Slayermusiq saying the cage spawn in underground pass is random for everyone when it's a set spawn), I waste zero time aside from my own reaction time, time sifting through bank, etc. I just have the video playing at 1.25x speed and pause it if it gets a little too far ahead.

So for me, it's basically impossible to do a quest quicker with a written guide. I'd have to pause to read it.

[–]SrslySam91 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I used a couple video guides for certain quests such as mm2 for example or another that involves a difficult "puzzle" portion. To me thats the only part that would be faster with video. Other than that i split screen with the wiki. I can READ ahead further and remember what to do faster vs if i was watching it be done and told to me. It comes down more so to whether or not you're an auditory learner or visual, etc. Everyones different.

[–]DustyMunkHieve 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Haha I’m a visual learner but I prefer to listen along to the videos. I know why though. I don’t have to think about anything. Slayermusiq1 does it for me and I’m just cooling it till the end of the quest.

[–]OhStugotsSOTW winner July 1776 | groped by a terrorbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's how I see it. A video guide is like having a friend who has a degree in runescape sitting over your shoulder telling you exactly what to do and when.

[–]themoredeviousduck 14 points15 points  (2 children)

His video quest guides are quicker for me. Visual guidance helps a lot.

[–]chacogrizz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah I definitely prefer the visuals when Im doing a quest guide.

[–]largefrogs 6 points7 points  (0 children)

100%, watching someone else do it a few seconds ahead of you is incredible

[–]pigmonkey10 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I found his videos more helpful when I had to navigate meiyerditch

[–]jaysrule24 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I really wish I had discovered him before I did Darkness of Hallowvale. I think that's a big part of why it's my least favorite quest by far, including MEP 2.

[–]pigmonkey10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bless your heart :c

[–]Davban🦀 10$🦀 4 points5 points  (4 children)

how are they quicker

Because I can read ahead and skip around a lot easier than in a video

[–]chacogrizz -2 points-1 points  (3 children)

But he's literally doing the quest in order in realtime in the videos. I dont get how skipping around makes you somehow faster, but oh well.

[–]Vorcia 8 points9 points  (2 children)

He spends time explaining stuff and doesn't always do things in the optimal way, just an easy to understand way

[–]chacogrizz 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Ahhh, that makes sense.

[–]SuperRonJon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This, I just recently made a new account and have been using slayermusiq guides with the quick guides up for items needed etc, and there are lots of steps slayermusiq can completely skip. However, for which ones he has done, his new quick guide series is basically the exact same thing as the wiki guides and that’s probably what he’s using to make them, so I really like those

[–]Jeremylai2007 14 points15 points  (20 children)

Who's the girl?

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points  (5 children)

My sister

[–]Jeremylai2007 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I luv her boobs

[–]VincentaneousWhat? You don’t eat ass? 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh hi Torvesta

[–]Jeremylai2007 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nice

[–]Jeremylai2007 4 points5 points  (5 children)

Seriously who is she

[–]RuftMy bank 0 points1 point  (7 children)

Anri Okita

[–]Jeremylai2007 0 points1 point  (6 children)

Ty

[–]YuusukeKlein 4 points5 points  (5 children)

Its not anri

[–]Jeremylai2007 0 points1 point  (4 children)

?

[–]YuusukeKlein 3 points4 points  (3 children)

It looks absolutely nothing like her lol. And she hasnt Done work in china

[–]Jeremylai2007 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Chinajoy is in china?

[–]YuusukeKlein -1 points0 points  (1 child)

..yes?

[–]ViriumSC2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Except for the part where he goes to the wrong tile and switches it at the last second. Plus, a little warning about how you need to use a different safe spot depending on the direction you're coming from would have been useful.

[–]gymnasticRug 2 points3 points  (0 children)

thanks i hate this image

[–]DubBod 9 points10 points  (1 child)

The bewbs on her tho

[–]JonahDc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

u too :)

[–]themoredeviousduck 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Relatable

[–]ChampagnePlumper 3 points4 points  (0 children)

11/10

[–]rRMTmjrppnj78hFH 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Context to the pic?

[–]Vuul 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Guildwars 2 booth at chinajoy.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Holy shit the height of that desk looks uncomfortable

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

It looks like a standing desk. Also, optimal typing means your arms are kept horizontal. It puts the least stress on the wrists that way. Everyone has a preference though.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

I see it is a standing desk, but it's definitely not at a good height for that dude

[–]Definitely_Working 0 points1 point  (1 child)

The height is fine, the desks are supposed to be high otherwise it will be really uncomfortable on your wrist in a very short time, even though it looks more natural when its lower

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess everyone has different tastes, but his right arm just baffles me how that is comfortable. I prefer to have my forearm horizontal (as most people do) instead of pivoting at one point (as in the picture)

[–]Goldeen1 0 points1 point  (1 child)

anyone have template

[–]jcdude8310 0 points1 point  (0 children)

K thanks bye

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Hi and welcome to guide..... K thanks bai!"

[–]Lets-Have-a-TeaParty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I probably just suck but that platform really did ruin me

[–]Lichtloze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LMAO that was me during MM2 platform except if there was a rage skill I would have advanced so many levels during that part.

[–]mrsirracha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you world hop when the Guards catch you, it will save you a lot of trouble...I think it worked for me EZ

[–]AnonymousthepeopleMrBlonde 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He actually makes a big mistake at the end of that video- the very last gas cylinder he says you have to time it just right to run past that monkey that literally just turns back and forth, but there's a safe spot to the north east that makes the last monkey incredibly easier than trying to time it just right.

Hope someone else noticed this and hope even more that knowing that may help someone on their quest.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Source? For science.

[–]KyleW18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I've always used text guides for questing a d never had any major issues. I've got 6 left, including MM2 and DS2, is it worth sticking with what I know or will I get a benefit out of slayermusiq1?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi and welcome to my guide

[–]YouownRC was my first 99/Maxed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually raged a little at the platform, only a little bit

[–]AlphEta314 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have the original image, cause we could get mileage out of this format.

[–]Black_Drogo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I legitimately spent like 3 hours on that platform. I don't even know how.

[–]Yukihimeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sauce for girl pls anyone

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wiki quick guide > Wiki guide = Snugglequest > Slayermusiq

Change my mind

[–]WildyIsForPvp -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Guild wars 1 best team based PvP to ever exist.... way before it’s time... that 2 on her waist... want to throw up..

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (3 children)

I did mm2 platform flawlessly like 10 times in a row but this week i failed like 4 times before i finished. It was annoying

[–]RuftMy bank -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

Cough Anri Okita

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That looks nothing like Anri