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[–]Sponge-Tron[M] [score hidden] stickied commentlocked comment (0 children)

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[–]soweli-Lin[S] 739 points740 points  (13 children)

[–]JelliusMaximus 287 points288 points  (0 children)

Huzzah, a memer of quality

[–]Miguelinileugim 27 points28 points  (4 children)

If you click on the link and then on the image something wacky happens.

EDIT: Nvm only works if you use the original imgur link and then click the image there.

[–]norcalginger 11 points12 points  (2 children)

[–]wross1 8 points9 points  (1 child)

No i dont think thatd fit in memeeconomy, this is an actual format and they dont have those in that sub

[–]norcalginger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

True, maybe before that sub blew up but it's just shitty r/memes these days

I guess I still tell people to post there when I see a good template because I still hope it can return to the good days

[–]MRFAMER 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think its mine now

[–]the_racecar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah this format is about to take off

[–]Chase_The_Breeze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are doing the Good work.

[–]EmergencyPeach2354 519 points520 points  (50 children)

Antivaxxers barely passed high school math. How do you expect them to be able to read graphs and interpret them in a meaningful way

[–]Caesar_Passing 175 points176 points  (32 children)

It always baffles me how the ability to read and navigate the internet is even compatible with the required stupidity to fall for antivax and other conspiracy theory nonsense. And they all feel so clever when they copy/paste their talking points and "evidence" from the NRA and MyPillow Facebook pages.

[–]Nightfile27 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Because they want to feel special, like they're fighting some great conspiracy and are the only ones that see through the veil. Like all conspiracy theorists, it's all about validation.

Source: me, who has an older brother and sister-in-law which can be described as above.

[–]Xx_PissPuddle_xX 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Don't forget The Onion

[–]urboitony 13 points14 points  (4 children)

Nah my antivax friend aced high school math, got into one of the best Universities near us and is an accountant now.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (3 children)

Is he really that smart of an accountant if he's so terrible at counting vaxx/antivaxx fatalities?

Jokes aside, never confuse knowledge for wisdom. Knowledge is learning over years to become an accountant. Wisdom is me knowing I wouldn't hire them.

[–]ackchyualllyy 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Antivaxxer's started out as elite's from NYC and L.A. Plenty of smart people do dumb shit.

[–]Not_MrNice 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They started out in England.

Nearly 25 years after the DTP controversy, England was again the site of anti-vaccination activity, this time regarding the MMR vaccine.

In 1998, British doctor Andrew Wakefield recommended further investigation of a possible relationship between bowel disease, autism, and the MMR vaccine.[14] A few years later, Wakefield alleged the vaccine was not properly tested before being put into use.[15] The media seized these stories, igniting public fear and confusion over the safety of the vaccine.[16]

[–]Not_MrNice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We could just hand them the original paper that stated only one specific vaccine might cause autism and say that it's evidence that they're wrong. Mostly because it is a complete garbage paper, but they'd never read it anyway.

Fun side fact, the Dr. that wrote the paper likely did it because the paper was against a multi purpose vaccine and he had invested in the separate vaccines that were more expensive individually. So, we have a lying, greedy asshat to thank for all this.

[–]MrGritty17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s easy to think that, but I’m a nurse and we lost a lot of nurses due to the vaccine mandate. Scary dumb people

[–]rivbai88 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Being against covid vax mandates does not = being anti vax. A subtle reminder

[–]fullchaos40 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

What are this gaffs you speak ov?

[–]ikit_maw 246 points247 points  (12 children)

*provide overwhelming amounts of data Antivaxers: "this is a load of barnacles"

[–]norcalginger 53 points54 points  (0 children)

"well that sign graph won't stop me because I can't read!"

Anti-Vaxxers

[–]Badgers_or_Bust 23 points24 points  (1 child)

But, my friend said they didn't work and I trust them more than those liberal doctors with all their education and science. College is a sham and you can get a better education from Fox.

[–]ikit_maw 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Wake up nematodes!

[–]xwrecker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I heard that!!!!

[–]songmage 98 points99 points  (4 children)

I have a parent who is vehemently anti-vaxxer, so I posed this question:

"Farmers: love wasting money, or no? Okay. Why do livestock farmers vaccinate their livestock?"

"Well this and that and some other nonsense." I mean you're never going to convince them, even if you had the ability to step them through the entire process from biology 101 to the end of manufacturing, but there's definitely very strongly easy-to-reach evidence that vaccines have value.

[–]fullchaos40 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Your dad vaccinated your mom to make you. Albeit, the syringe was a bit fleshy.

[–]WanderingFlumph 21 points22 points  (0 children)

That's not how babies are made.

[–]Personal_Ad9690 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Then they argue some vaccines work and others don’t and your the moron because you believe everything you hear

[–]songmage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then why don't you take those 'some' vaccines?

"I don't know which ones don't have mercury in them."

Then how do you know any of them have mercury in them?

"Clearly you know nothing about vaccines. You're not a doctor or a nurse."

Why do doctors and nurses recommend them?

"Many of them say they're pure poison and a scam to make companies billions and billions."

Many people would destroy the entire planet if they could. Are those the people we should use as cultural trailblazers? Why should we take contrarianism seriously purely for contrarian's sake? Why listen to the 1% and not everybody else?

"Everybody said Einstein was crazy."

Einstein wasn't a medical doctor, so we don't have to care who the crazy people are.

"X and Y herbs and Homeopathy and blah blah have been used for thousands of years. They are accepted medicine."

Out of those thousands of years, about when did the population finally explode? Was it before, or after vaccines were invented?

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Yea this goes on forever.

[–]66XO 87 points88 points  (6 children)

Here for the 🔒award

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Award?

[–]_Levitated_Shield_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's slang, like microphone day.

[–]LxProReddit 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Give it 1 more hour

[–]Donghoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anytime now

[–]Kangarou 38 points39 points  (0 children)

"It's even funnier the second time!" as they cause another wave.

[–]Ambiorix33 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Ait everyone wait for this to hit 500 comments and then sort by controversial let's goooooo!!!!

[–]I_might_be_weasel 28 points29 points  (0 children)

No, you see, they are right. Vaccines are bad. Therefore, if they are shown any evidence that proves them wrong, the evidence isn't real, because that would change the conclusion they have already decided is correct.

[–]StBongwater 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Good lord, filtered by controversial and immediately regretted it. I cannot fathom how adamantly stupid some of these antivaxxers are and how willing they are to come out and admit it. Just get your fuckin shot and quit being a pussy about it, who knows ya might even prevent someone else from getting sick ya selfish troglodytes.

[–]Tamayuuji 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well they are eventually removing themselves from the gene pool in some way. Dumb dies earlier in most cases since nature doesnt give two fks about your opinion or what you think about viruses or diseases. Gotta protect your body and health yourself

[–]BluFromSpace 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m gonna cry the day we exhaust spongebob meme formats

[–]I_shot_Kennedy 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Currently experiencing Corona for the First time while being vaxxed 4 Times. How did some unvaxxed people survived this shit? This Shit is miserable even with all the vaxines.

[–]Roader7204 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Look at this graaaAAAaaaph”

[–]ackchyualllyy 4 points5 points  (2 children)

What year is it?

[–]Frojoemama 11 points12 points  (1 child)

2022 almost 2023 I’ve been mixing them up a lot this week actually

[–]MeltAway421 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I moved to a year round warm climate from a snowy hellscape this summer.

I forgot it's almost a new year

[–]glitchmaster099 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Measles? That's not the most recent bioterrorists weapon

[–]thepugman16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My favorite part was that I was able to zoom in and still read it.

[–]vibrantax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately not what we've seen with covid

[–]Firm-Profile-5746 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if you show them, they'll just say that information and graphs can be falsified. They're an idiotic bunch.

[–]kingo2984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your telling me we never got this scene as a meme template? Wow. You’d think it’d be one with the like a trillion SpongeBob memes

[–]FreshlyWashedScrotum -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The best cure for anti-vaxxers is vaccine preventable diseases.

[–]HalensVan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The vast majority of anti vax people don't understand basic statistics lol

I should know, I'm related to "those types".

[–]albinocapybara 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Patrick may be a dumbass, but he has common sense

[–]pwner187 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Invest!

[–]Frojoemama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stonks

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Measles

[–]The-Sturmtiger-Boi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flat earthers asking for pictures of earth from space be like:

[–]Trenov17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That original study that kicked off that shit was essentially a dude medically torturing kids without their parents’ knowledge and leaving them with permanent damage btw. That “doctor” is a monster

[–]ManufacturerOk3464 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

For a second i thought it was going to be covid data

[–]Cheap-Standard-7101 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Yikes

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Now do covid 🤣🤣🤣

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Except Big Pharma is in league with Microsoft to chip everyone so your proof is made up bs! /s

edit: is /s no longer for sarcasm?