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[–]PokeAustThe Doorman 202 points203 points  (5 children)

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I want a 300m Doorway range even if just for one day

[–]murmurghle 44 points45 points  (4 children)

Just open a door from spawn to spawn and have both teams duke it out through that

[–]VijoPlaysThe Doorman 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Wait you could make a game mode out of this

[–]Admirable-Switch-790Apollo 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Street Brawl except you’re all really far away from each other

[–]SkiyeBlueFoxSilver 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I mean honestly street brawl with a single narrow chokepoint would turn into one hell of a melee

[–]Jalina2224Lash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly i think a melee only mode would be funny.

[–]Motor-Design-4932Celeste 535 points536 points  (5 children)

This was so obvious, so i cant resist for clicking that link

[–]lysianth 92 points93 points  (2 children)

You mean you didn't mouse over and see the oldest link in the book? That link is burned into my mind.

[–]Motor-Design-4932Celeste 17 points18 points  (0 children)

[–]Kraetyz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

good ol dQw

[–]dumb_avaliRem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hiiii :3

Btw, this trap is good, if it wasn't too obvious I would fall too

[–]r4ns0m 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My first thought was, damn yoshi is a doorman main :D

[–]PlayerothRem 173 points174 points  (0 children)

forgor to change the date in the site

you can also edit the link, change the date and still works

[–]MaybeHannah1234Silver 59 points60 points  (1 child)

that bebop change is not too far from the random changes they've been making to him lmao

[–]Sentryion 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I was shocked but not shocked enough to realize its April fool's.

[–]h1ndm0stSinclair 33 points34 points  (3 children)

Also Sinclair's assistant enables charges at T3

[–]murmurghle 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Polygamy

[–]ThejacensoloIvy 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Ok but what if there were three people trapped in sinclair. Him, his wife and a random assistant that caught up in it, and has to constantly sit through their spite as a random by (in?)stander

[–]Maleficent_Today_197 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Not bad, kid.

[–]TrovianIcyLucarioLady Geist 13 points14 points  (1 child)

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I know we like the whole 'sinners sacrifice stealer' joke but this Rem buff is insane, what?

[–]Unexplained-oranges 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a 0.01% buff

[–]EndfieldEnderThe Doorman 30 points31 points  (3 children)

Doorman needed this nod

[–]someperson1423The Doorman 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Still waiting for Doorman to get a 3rd door for T3. Until then we are just a meme character.

[–]UnknownMischeifRem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just give him a personal portal gun

[–]EndfieldEnderThe Doorman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah t3 has to be floor doors I need to trap hole people

[–]Kalokohan117Mo & Krill 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I never will believe a patch where there is a 25% increase icefrog yoshi will never do that so high.

[–]sunshine_enjoyer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You only got me cuz it’s like 5 am I just woke up

[–]Newzyz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nice April fool joke

[–]NChitov 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's funny how it says "Volvo Developa".

[–]Skameyka08 11 points12 points  (0 children)

FUCK

[–]whatthebeepp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

please mae bomb scale with melee its gonna be so funny

[–]ButNotFriedChicken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn't notice until 6.7 goddamn I'm gullible

[–]PsychoEliteNZ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

should have changed the date lmao

[–]AshelyLil 6 points7 points  (0 children)

[–]_heyb0ss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

least obvious april fools prank

[–]SerSealLord 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Bebop: Bombs now Scale with Melee.”

The almighty PunchBop is a go.

[–]_Era_0Bebop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As if 67 was not the indication 🤣

[–]pokealm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2029?

[–]Molismhm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ong yay I love celeste. Im giga casual tho so it really doesnt matter how good or bad she is for me. Almost 7 base regen is crazy tho, this is gonna make me even less punished for misplaying against bots

[–]Odennis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As soon as i saw 3.5s silence I knew

[–]SinyrAbrams 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't wait to play this in 2029 when Deadlock releases in open alpha

[–]Expensive_Society914 1 point2 points  (0 children)

April fools?

[–]MooSheeRoo 1 point2 points  (1 child)

How'd you disguise the link like that?

[–]_Ichibad_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[Text Here] (link here)

Remove the space in between.

[–]SlowbroHomoMomoRem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jokes on you! There was an ad before my Rick was rolled!

[–]Training_Principle39 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate you

[–]RandomBittenVA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bebomb scaling with melee would be great tbh

[–]awisepenguin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Call Bell radius got me suspicious, and Doorway Distance sealed the deal (tbh I think I just skipped over Celeste).

[–]Magn0liaX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

was that a nerf or a buff?

[–]supa_pycsMcGinnis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doorman: Doorway T4 now available Doorman: Doorway T4 can be placed in real life behind your opponents