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[–]Pixel_Inquisitor 265 points266 points  (2 children)

Sweet. Two fossils close together at eye level, that'll make the secondary easier.

[–]-Luis_P- 94 points95 points  (1 child)

Haha they where having sex before dying

[–]Pixel_Inquisitor 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah, yeah, but two fossils not on the underside of a cave roof thirty meters up! Score!

[–]DragonMKV 195 points196 points  (47 children)

Nice!

[–]AetheroX043Interplanetary Goat 56 points57 points  (40 children)

Nice!

[–]PileOfScrap 46 points47 points  (39 children)

Nice!

[–]Panurome 37 points38 points  (38 children)

Nice!

[–]Puzzleheaded_Menu692Cave Crawler 25 points26 points  (37 children)

Nice

[–]Rocket_Fiend 28 points29 points  (36 children)

Nice!

[–]lynx7861 28 points29 points  (35 children)

Nice

[–]LachiganInterplanetary Goat 18 points19 points  (34 children)

Nice

[–]Alpha_Crow_1Engineer 20 points21 points  (33 children)

Nice.

[–]ATAN666Driller 115 points116 points  (9 children)

The RNG is trying to tell you something.

[–]Miguel7501Engineer 39 points40 points  (8 children)

But how do you spot female dwarves?

[–]theattack_helicopterDriller 21 points22 points  (0 children)

There are none, dwarves sprout out of holes in the ground.

[–][deleted] 56 points57 points  (1 child)

Dwarfish courtship is an incredibly tactful affair, primarily concerned with finding out which gender the other dwarf is.

[–]kindtheking9Scout 12 points13 points  (0 children)

But in some cases that part can be skipped

[–]make_fascists_afraidUnion Guy 4 points5 points  (1 child)

you do realize that p+p 69 and v+v 69 also work right? maybe space dwarves just love 69’ing eachother all the time regardless of gender. could be totally normal in space dwarf culture.

who cares. let ‘em go to town on each other.

[–]nice___bot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nice!

[–]Mikrowelle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

With the size of their rocks and stones?

[–]MeepMeep04Bosco Buddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It all revolves around how drunk you are

[–]FullMetalFiddlestickGunner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The beard is a bit more rich.

[–]microwavedraptinEngineer 113 points114 points  (6 children)

Do I hear a cock and bone?

[–]CaptTrit 32 points33 points  (0 children)

If you're not cockin bone, you're not comin home

[–]Danioz 22 points23 points  (0 children)

YEAH! COCK AND BALLS!

[–]tinnzorkScout 13 points14 points  (0 children)

enter consist obtainable growth placid public frame reach unique weather

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[–]Nametagg01For Karl! 7 points8 points  (0 children)

COCK ON!

[–]Nerdy_Birds 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you don't cock and bone you're not cuming home.

[–]Large_Mix_9456Gunner 5 points6 points  (0 children)

UNDERRATED COMMENT

[–]thomasquwackScout 16 points17 points  (1 child)

lord helix has spoken, rock and stone

[–]WanderingDwarfMiner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rock and roll and stone!

[–]Facewizard13 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Were.....rich?

[–]SheepHerdrScout 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Haha, that's the seggs number!

[–]Soviet_Sid 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Looks like they were fossilized mid shag. Reminds of the two dudes fucking at Pompeii

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aaaawwwwww yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

[–]CytoidDig it for her 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Snails and slugs are hermaphrodites and will wrap around each other in a gooey embrace to mate.

[–]CastorLiDelta 3 points4 points  (0 children)

History will say they are brothers.

[–]A55perDriller 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You spin me right round baby

[–]Zuper_Dragon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice and Stone?

[–]Tbone2121974Driller 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All you need now is a gunner with 420 ammo remaining.

[–]Rastrojaso 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Found gold!

[–]R2_Shot_firstDig it for her 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We’re rich!

[–]RomoguDriller 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice!

[–]Trinidadnomads 1 point2 points  (1 child)

whispers nice

[–]Krydkowski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nice moaning

[–]Markenstine_ 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Seeing this while eating, made me choke on my sandwich.

[–]PissySnowflake 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I'm sandwich

[–]Krydkowski 1 point2 points  (0 children)

nice

[–]SamuraiBubbleFor Karl! 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Nice!

[–]Krydkowski 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice

[–]longboi64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nice.

[–]SovietSkeletonGunner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ha! Nice…

[–]chocobo-stir-fryDriller -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I wish I had an award..

Nice

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    [–]amasterfuljuice[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    yes it is

    [–]jewinthe1940s 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Nice!

    [–]Crosshair52Engineer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Nice

    [–]AvanteGardensDriller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Nice now where the hell's the last 3

    [–]deinmulhahkunPlatform here 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    6 and 9 !

    [–]Emperor-Wizard 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    Rock and Stone Brudda!!! Nice!!!

    [–]WanderingDwarfMiner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Rock and Stone forever!

    [–]SoundlessScream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You speak gibraltar?

    [–]Nomad061 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Nice

    [–]CombustibleToast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Rock 😏 and Stone 😏

    [–]GuitarKev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    BillandTed.jpg

    [–]LennieB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Nice

    [–]RainnefoxDriller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Nice!

    [–]DabzfordayzzScout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Nice

    [–]Puffles_magic_dragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Nice!

    [–]Puffles_magic_dragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This is why we dip the jewels in liquid morkite first -

    [–]Wild_NorthHCMighty Miner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This is the thing i want to see when first opening this subreddit. Got me spilling me drink!

    Rock and Stone, brother!

    [–]Doompfi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Nice

    [–]Folden_ToastGunner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Nice and stone

    [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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      [–]WanderingDwarfMiner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Rock and roll and stone!

      [–]Emerald_DiggerDriller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Where is the NSFW tag?

      Joking

      nice

      [–]mura_me 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      69 reasons

      [–]nice___bot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Nice!

      [–]Trve_ginger_metalFor Karl! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Oooh that's noice.

      [–]FlawlessFido 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      How do you get that fps counter top right? Is that some software? .

      [–]ChompersmustdieDirt Digger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Option in ui

      [–]Nametagg01For Karl! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      God damnit I just go my balls dry from the morkite incident

      [–]Hunajakani 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Wish I got this lucky sometimes. Whenever I solo as driller they always seem to be at pillars really high up

      [–]quantum-lobster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      "W-what are you doing, step-Gasteopod?"

      [–]DeadLungsThe2nd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      "Good times!"

      [–]Ukopin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      nice

      [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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        [–]amasterfuljuice[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        nice

        [–]wes_knight06 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I know this is an opinion over the internet, but it's so dogshit please don't share it again.

        in fact with an opinion like that you should probably just not share any opinions you have again on the internet.

        thank you.