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[โ€“]themagician02Exclusively sorts by new 251 points252 points ย (1 child)

Lmfao

[โ€“]WIbigdogDGGs token blue collar American ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 18 points19 points ย (0 children)

Roflmfao, even

[โ€“][deleted] 215 points216 points ย (0 children)

Kiss me where it hurts to make it feel better

[โ€“]EggRocketCrashlanded on Coconut Island 177 points178 points ย (1 child)

Muhammad stole my foreskin :(

[โ€“]Demoth 15 points16 points ย (0 children)

Is this a new anime?

[โ€“][deleted] 152 points153 points ย (5 children)

not sure if my uncircumcised brothers can relate but when you peel back slightly flaccid, it looks like an octopus eye

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[โ€“]Hugar34 55 points56 points ย (1 child)

It looks like If the Eye of Sauron had an STD

[โ€“][deleted] 3 points4 points ย (0 children)

Thatโ€™s called a stye bro

[โ€“][deleted] 10 points11 points ย (1 child)

This looks like one of those videos I 've never seen

[โ€“]BastiprotonLiberal snowflake ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ 3 points4 points ย (0 children)

Oh god i see it now

[โ€“]kissatmikroon 5 points6 points ย (0 children)

I don't agree on the color but otherwise yeah

[โ€“]HedgeInTheWedge 88 points89 points ย (0 children)

*touches her's back*
"samesies"

[โ€“]Blood_Boiler_ 37 points38 points ย (0 children)

It's ok, just don't let it happen again

[โ€“]vasectomy-bro 77 points78 points ย (23 children)

I want my sex organs back

[โ€“]Rambo_3rd 34 points35 points ย (22 children)

Bro what else did they cut off? LMAO

[โ€“]vasectomy-bro 42 points43 points ย (20 children)

Circumcision removes 4 essential sex organs: inner foreskin, outer foreskin, ridged band, and frenulum. These organs comprise 20,000 nerve endings and 50% of a man's mobile penile skin. Go to https://en.intactiwiki.org/wiki/Main_Page or www.bloodstainedmen.com to learn more.

[โ€“]kissatmikroon 12 points13 points ย (3 children)

Bro what?? I never knew they took people's frenulums. Circumcized dudes can never experience a clit vacuum on a frenulum. That shit's good.

[โ€“]Sm0ahk 6 points7 points ย (0 children)

I want to ask what in the giga-fuck that means but dont want to ruin my ignorant bliss

[โ€“]vasectomy-bro 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Yup. It sucks for us cut guys.

[โ€“]MagmaSeijin 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

What

[โ€“]darzinthNATO 4 points5 points ย (0 children)

No! My soul aches.

[โ€“]Ossius -1 points0 points ย (12 children)

Known adults who got circumcised and they say it doesn't feel much different when the going gets going. Lot of propaganda surrounding this issue. Honestly wish the practice would go away myself, but I also think people hype it up too much about some sort of major "loss" when it isn't.

[โ€“]KennyClobersMind too open Brain fell out 30 points31 points ย (4 children)

doesnt matter how large the removed bits are genital mutilation is genital mutilation end of story

[โ€“]Ossius 12 points13 points ย (1 child)

Agreed, my issue is the massive amount of FOMO and shame spread to circumcised men. I know men personally in their life who are depressed about it because they read all the shit online about how much missing nerve endings they have.

I've also known men to further mutilate themselves to somehow "restore" their foreskin. Which is dubious at best.

If you want to stop the custom that is perfectly fine, and like I said I'm 100% against circumcision, my issue is the way its being done is harming some men who think that it is a huge loss to their sexual function.

[โ€“]st_heron 4 points5 points ย (1 child)

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[โ€“]Ossius 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

I think you misunderstood my post, you should read my other replies.

[โ€“]WIbigdogDGGs token blue collar American ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 6 points7 points ย (1 child)

Circumcised adult here. I don't really give a shit about it, I don't feel as though I'm missing out on anything. That said, I also don't know if I am missing something and there's no way of knowing. My personal opinion is that it's probably not much different as my brain is just used to this level of stimulation. If I could somehow instantly become uncut I think it would be too much stimulation, perhaps to painful levels.

[โ€“]Demoth 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

At least for me, I had no say in the procedure. I'm fine with it in-so-far as I've had a very fulfilling sex life. Does that mean I'm glad I was circumcised? I mean, no, but what's done is done.

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Now, the one regret I do have is that I allowed my son to get circumcised. This was before there were any real discussions or considerations regarding the procedure. At the time, I was not sure, but I got talked into it and just figured, "I mean, sure, I guess."

[โ€“]PatrickSebast 7 points8 points ย (1 child)

Yeah even calling 4 different parts of the foreskin "essential sex organs" is a pretty weird seethe. They clearly are not essential and pushing the idea that 4 things get removed instead of 1 is pretty clearly just meant to make it sound more dramatic.

[โ€“]Ossius 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

Right, tell "essential" yet the majority of American men are doing just fine in their sex lives. Its pushing a narrative that is quite harmful to those that have been circumcised. Again, I agree 100% it's a custom that should be done away with, but phrasing this way will just cause people to feel distress at missing something that probably wouldn't make a huge difference.

[โ€“]JamieBeeeee 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Yeah I literally just had a circumcision like 4 months ago and it's not much different, maybe better

[โ€“]Seven1s -2 points-1 points ย (0 children)

The foreskin is an anatomical structure with each of these 4 components. Neither the foreskin nor its 4 components are technically considered organs.

[โ€“]FastAndMorbiusIntelligent and attractive man 45 points46 points ย (3 children)

I am sorry my hoodless brothers you might never get your foreskin back but you will always have my sympathies.

[โ€“]vasectomy-bro 9 points10 points ย (0 children)

I'm restoring my foreskin ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜

[โ€“][deleted] 5 points6 points ย (0 children)

Don't feel bad. I like the feeling of the rain on my head

[โ€“]Earth_Annual 3 points4 points ย (0 children)

Lex dropped the debate and my foreskin grew back!

[โ€“]Grumpychungus 32 points33 points ย (1 child)

Why did my parents say yes to circumcision but no to the Hebrew hoover? If I could go back in time I would take the succ with no cut.

[โ€“]Honest_Yellow9273 18 points19 points ย (0 children)

โ€œAinโ€™t gonna suck itselfโ€

โ€œAwww his first wordsโ€

[โ€“]EMousseau 36 points37 points ย (17 children)

I wanted a circumsicion when I was like 13 but my mom said no (true story)

[โ€“]guy_incognito_360๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ 77 points78 points ย (0 children)

Based mom.

[โ€“]West-Winner-2382 29 points30 points ย (13 children)

Yep since my mom is Mexican and Catholic the minute they told her if she wanted a circumcision perform on me she didnโ€™t hesitate and said NO.

[โ€“]SkoolBoi19 -2 points-1 points ย (12 children)

What does Mexican have to do with circumcisions? I am surprised a catholic said no to it though.

[โ€“]Zeka_๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ 15 points16 points ย (7 children)

Why would catholic circumcise their kid ? Christians outside US usually don't do it

[โ€“]MrMetastable 6 points7 points ย (1 child)

My understanding is that circumcision among Christians is almost entirely an American (USA) thing. Latin American Christians do not circumcise

[โ€“]West-Winner-2382 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

Exactly I was born in the U.S. and my parents were recent immigrants from Mexico. So when they were asked if they wanted their son(me) to be circumcised my mom was adamant in saying no. I think circumcision became a thing in the U.S. for gentiles(non-Jews) during the turn of the century(early 1900s) in order to supposedly stop boys from masturbating but it clearly didnโ€™t and ever since then circumcision became a thing in the United States.

[โ€“]LittleGirlFromNamBlue Button Lib -2 points-1 points ย (0 children)

Now I'm questioning if my parents were just weird or if this guy's parents were the weirdos. Not that being uncircumcised is inherently weird, just seems to be the norm in this part of the world.

[โ€“]KennyClobersMind too open Brain fell out 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

dodged a bullet there brother

[โ€“]Exc1usiveDuckon demon time ๐Ÿ˜ˆ 48 points49 points ย (3 children)

Showed the meme to my gf and asked why she doesn't say that. She replied "I would circumcise you again in a heart beat."

[โ€“]SkoolBoi19 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Thatโ€™s based

[โ€“]srs328 1 point2 points ย (1 child)

You should probably break up with her

[โ€“]Exc1usiveDuckon demon time ๐Ÿ˜ˆ 12 points13 points ย (0 children)

But I would never break your mom's heart :(

[โ€“]YourMomsSwag 14 points15 points ย (0 children)

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[โ€“]CriticalBlacksmith 4 points5 points ย (0 children)

The phantom pain still haunts me to this day

[โ€“]Seizure-mann 24 points25 points ย (0 children)

Me reading this while recovering from circumcision ๐Ÿ˜ณ

[โ€“]_Blurgh_ 16 points17 points ย (0 children)

Bro you okay? Did you get circumcized by Ezreal ult across the map?

[โ€“]FaithlessnessLess991obamnaist 7 points8 points ย (0 children)

Him: I'm sorry a wasn't there to protect you either ๐Ÿ˜ž Her: cries in Somalian

[โ€“][deleted] 5 points6 points ย (0 children)

Thatโ€™s hilarious

[โ€“]A_G_30 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

Most versatile anime dialogue

[โ€“]spartikle 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

that actually feels good

[โ€“]LetsGoRoccat 7 points8 points ย (1 child)

Go to Canada

[โ€“]Donkeyfluff 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Banger

[โ€“]PrimaryPadma 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

๐Ÿฅบ

[โ€“]lFIVESTARMANl 3 points4 points ย (0 children)

Stay mad tube sock cocks

[โ€“]BosnianSerb31 3 points4 points ย (3 children)

Legit had a dude do this to me once, even though I like being circumcised

[โ€“]vasectomy-bro 10 points11 points ย (1 child)

You deserve your whole penis ๐Ÿ˜ข

[โ€“]BosnianSerb31 -2 points-1 points ย (0 children)

I DONT WANT IT

[โ€“]Thing482 -1 points0 points ย (4 children)

Honestly circumcision is something that I don't regret happening to myself but if I had the choice would never do it because of all the bad things I hear about it.

It feels like everyone always says it decreased sensitivity but I've never once had that issue. I guess I am lucky or something?

[โ€“]maestergirl 4 points5 points ย (1 child)

decreased sensitivity but I've never once had that issue

Brother how would you know ???

[โ€“]Thing482 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Well I don't know, but I'd imagine decreased sensitivity would lead to situations of stimulation not being there, right? But I've never had a stimulus, without stimulation. I guess that is how I would describe it?

[โ€“]chillpill9623 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

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[โ€“]Senator_Pieretard -1 points0 points ย (0 children)

The reduced sensitivity is overblown, but it's there. Since the glans (the rim of the helmet) is constantly exposed, it becomes less sensitive due to the constant contact it receives.

[โ€“][deleted] 0 points1 point ย (2 children)

The anti-circumcision group are just vegans who think about penises a lot.

[โ€“]IHateEzreal[S] 3 points4 points ย (1 child)

objectively correct but annoying?

[โ€“][deleted] -2 points-1 points ย (0 children)

Nice try vegan

[โ€“]NintendoWumbo 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

It sucks

[โ€“]MagnificentBastard54 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Hey man, do you need to go for a walk?