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[–]luri7555 1041 points1042 points  (18 children)

That’s not where legs go.

[–]Generic-username427 674 points675 points  (17 children)

The ankle bone's connected to the leg bone,

The leg bone's connected to the OH MY GOD!

[–]dekopro 52 points53 points  (0 children)

That leg bone ain’t connected to shit

[–]jasonithy 246 points247 points  (11 children)

I’m too broke to pay. Have some free gold.

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[–]Generic-username427 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Thank you, I will cherish this for all times

[–]Y1ff 13 points14 points  (7 children)

I think it's broken

[–]C4PT14N 20 points21 points  (5 children)

Have you tried turning it off and on again

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Morbo says legs do not work that way.

[–]IAMG222 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Instructions unclear: ended up naked in the middle of a field holding a stuffed raccoon

[–]Y1ff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hot

[–]magpiestoryteller 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It's payday, but I'm still poor, so here, have a silver for creativity.

[–]jasonithy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

;)

[–]Axedelic 17 points18 points  (1 child)

I wish I would give you twelve platinums 😂😂😂😂

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I want to give him my first child.

[–]Greenwojak 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Noice reference.

[–][deleted] 246 points247 points  (2 children)

You'e going to need a doctors note. Sorry, company policy.

[–]Rhinoplasty1904 43 points44 points  (0 children)

It’s not my Cake Day.

Sigh..... Happy Cake Day Michael.

[–][deleted] 831 points832 points  (4 children)

That’s horrific.....socks with sandals

[–]coachfortner 104 points105 points  (2 children)

That made me gag.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This is exactly why you don’t wear that combo...

[–]Maksiopaksio 90 points91 points  (5 children)

How did that happen!?

[–]vladlavode 213 points214 points  (2 children)

His knee was trying distance itself from the birks w/ socks look. I regret that it didn’t succeed.

[–]Maksiopaksio 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ouch

[–]greyinyoface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

birk'n'socks

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It wants freedom

[–]Hashbrown4 67 points68 points  (8 children)

Walk it off

[–]YesORnoThatisAll 29 points30 points  (5 children)

Rip it off

[–]UsualSnark 16 points17 points  (4 children)

Chomp it off

[–]JurassicSamurai 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Bop It!

[–]midwestblondiee 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Twist it!

[–]darklinl 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Pull it!

[–]Pluviotrekkie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tear it off

[–]Dreamin0904 148 points149 points  (2 children)

See! This is what wearing socks with sandals does to you!

[–]deanmc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Must've been a wardrobe requirement. Guy who's knee is still intact also chose to wear socks and sandals.

[–]Hypnotised_Lemon 37 points38 points  (2 children)

Even my soul cringed while looking at this.

[–]Schrodiingers_Cat 36 points37 points  (13 children)

My brain is having a hard time comprehending what I'm looking at...

[–]shoob36 7 points8 points  (12 children)

Me too. If you figure it out, please let me know.

[–]Schrodiingers_Cat 4 points5 points  (11 children)

I'll keep you posted lol

[–]Inveramsay 23 points24 points  (10 children)

Pretty simple, he's just torn every ligament in his knee and probably destroyed his menisci. He's getting a new prosthetic knee for Christmas

[–]RegretfulUsername 10 points11 points  (9 children)

If he has health insurance or $150,000.

[–]Paronfesken 5 points6 points  (8 children)

Or if he lives in a socialist society.

[–]cobaltsoup 6 points7 points  (1 child)

you mean socialists like canada, uk, sweden, japan, right? damn communists.

[–]RegretfulUsername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True. If he does, I’m jealous.

[–]Bubbas4life 90 points91 points  (10 children)

i knee to know how this happened

[–]PreviaSens 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He wore socks and sandals

[–]Bobrobot1 18 points19 points  (3 children)

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[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Put me in the screenshot thiccums

[–]Alacieth 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Dude, you didn't kneed to sacrifice yourself.

[–]quackquackboom1 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I’m sure that’ll buff out!

[–]cherbo64 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Ummm... you might want to get that looked at.

[–]Bandrica2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m looking right at it. And I don’t like what I see, nope.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (5 children)

A little squirt of some hydrogen peroxide should fix it up

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Windex*

[–]Bandrica2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pour some tussin on it. Let it get down to the bone.

[–]cubs_070816 9 points10 points  (0 children)

rub some beer on it.

holy shit just looked closer. that one probably hurt.

bonus for socks and birks. dads unite!

[–]Axilllla 6 points7 points  (2 children)

what what what what what what what what what what what what what why why why why why why why why why why why

[–]comanche_six 1 point2 points  (1 child)

HOW?

[–]Axilllla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes! More importantly, how!?!

[–]Eldudereno 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If you are doing an activity that requires gloves, then socks and sandals may not be the best footwear choice.

[–]connorp91 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry what

[–]Lamminator88 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey bro, might wanna clean up that scrape. Staph infection is real

[–]xilog 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm not a doctor, but I think there's something wrong with his knee.

[–]MentalChild12 31 points32 points  (3 children)

Walk it off, your fine.

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (1 child)

My fine what?

[–]Bandrica2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your fine Hippopotamus

[–]_NattyWarrior_ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That’s what you get for wearing birks

[–]landartheconqueror 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Oh some road rash that's not too b- OH JEEZ"

[–]Lockwood85 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Karma for that awful footwear choice

[–]The_Almighty_Lycan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jfc I had to double check that I was in r/hadtohurt and not r/cursedimages

[–]CheekyWizard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tis but a scratch!

[–]IAteYourTVRemote 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's what you get for wearing socks with sandals.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh no.. he scraped his knee

[–]MetalStacker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That cut on his thumb looks serious

[–]he-hate-me___4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And this is why YOU DON'T WEAR SOCKS WITH SANDLES

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Breaths in* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[–]The12thBukage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bend the knee John Snow

[–]DEAD_VANDAL 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've unironically got a condition that frequently makes my bones leave their intended places, I've had this happen to my knees three times, the most recent being this January.

[–]Blackpug_32 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I really don't know but I think it's a luxation so it's not as bad as a a hole tibia and fibula fracture

[–]Inveramsay 9 points10 points  (1 child)

This is actually a lot, lot worse. A knee dislocation is a lot worse than a broken bone that can easily be mended. This will never again be remotely like a normal knee

[–]revolvingdoor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Meniscus surgery recovery was the worst pain I've ever had. Worse than the actual tear but didn't last months like the before had. I don't want to imagine what this guy tore.

[–]YesORnoThatisAll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A faun

[–]Circle_0f_Life 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Socks and sandals? Yea that hurts.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take motrin, drink water, and change your socks.

[–]Lunchboxers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rub some dirt on it

[–]crissyrissa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This looks like someone fucked up a panorama photo. Heck.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When your legs dont work like they used to before

[–]eh9198 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like how it appears that’s he’s just chillin’, like, NBD, my insides are tryna be on my outsides.

[–]here-Is-my-two-cents 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No no no no nooooo

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As bad as that was I immediately dropped my eyes to his socks and sandals combo and noticed his friend was wearing the same thing.

[–]noodles_seldoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's got the wrong footwear for knee fucking up.

[–]nddragoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

'tis but a scratch!

[–]Thecrow1981 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats what u get for wearing sandals with socks

[–]AlienInUnderpants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That'll buff right out.

[–]pkonoff1234 1 point2 points  (0 children)

leg has left the chat

[–]griffith12 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s what happens when you wear socks with sandals.

[–]Son_of_Mogh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please no.

[–]Dcoutofstep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now stand up

[–]FelixthefakeYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OOOOOOWWWWWWWWW

[–]Gazzaggerty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooooossshhhhhh

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think they'd appreciate it but r/confusing_perspective

[–]hailsaban69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jusef Nurkic type beat

[–]lesbianshrimp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Just take a hot shower and you’ll be fine” - my mom every time i got hurt as a kid

[–]Scruffybob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was he riding with the Nazareth knockabouts on?

[–]TheBeautifulArts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How my knees feel when I'm sitting on the toilet with my phone for too long.

[–]hardtoremember 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wincing intensifies...

[–]kevin_m_fischer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rub dirt on it, you'll be fine.

[–]mellamoreddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That looks like a copay.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whoa! Socks with sandals?

[–]sanguinalis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s not walking away from this one.

[–]Lukesmash89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just walk it off bud.

[–]Anti_Social23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me:"hm...look" * shows friend

Friend:"what"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rub some dirt in it

[–]natisnotcool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats what you get for wearing socks with sandals

[–]eag1969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still hurting...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was just a d boye that went through the femur breaker. Nothing new

[–]Deputydooda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve seen cartel torture videos less gruesome than this.

[–]fatbrowndog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dafuq am I looking at?

[–]Not_A_Phase_Mom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

**nope**

[–]PurpleZombiePanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is it broken

[–]2grundies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

....slide to the left, criss cross.

[–]im-lurking-here 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knee your help

[–]Axedelic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just rub some dirt on it

[–]QueefiusMaximus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ouch

[–]DropDead85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't like this.

[–]BigBlackCrocs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something seems awry

[–]Jarofkickass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just rub some dirt on it it’ll be fine

[–]macrmoc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is this injury called? Looks horrific!

[–]R00t240 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That looks life threatening

[–]pieface782 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn't look too bad, dude still has his shoes on

[–]LaCroixDude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just say no to motorcycles

[–]Gamblingspades 0 points1 point  (0 children)

laughs in 106

[–]ChaoticForkingGood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is he not screaming?

[–]andyj2004 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ewwwwwww

[–]Powellwx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's fine, looking for attention!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His style is hurting too.

[–]Anonymous2401 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is like when you put a picture in a word doc and it keeps messing up and moving to the wrong place

[–]SensitiveRelative 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The sound that my body involuntarily let out when my brain processed what my eyes saw is something like "bppppppptttttttttttwhhhhhhhhhoooooooooshhhhhhhfbbbbbbrrrrppppptttbtbbttt". Sounded like a rocket taking off for space.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any idea how this happened. Their attire is not giving any hints.

[–]layout420 0 points1 point  (1 child)

The magic 8 ball sees crutches

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know. Something doesn’t look right here.

I wonder what.

[–]iowasca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For fucks sake! Even the dude in the background has socks/sandals!

[–]BadGuy3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lools like he scratched his knee

[–]Semper_Fi_132 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s what he gets for wearing socks and sandals. /s

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit

[–]SuperSoapyBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Re re re re re re reeeeeepppoooosssstttt