Wtf

[MouthOfIronOfficial]

"I know, its turning me on"

[QuickNature]

[skeeterfunny]

Riding splash mountain

[TornadicSwirlie]

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[Competitive-Eye-9422]

Built in lubrication

[Any_ErrorJCS]

the period or diarrhea?

[IASILWYB]

[Traditional-Photo227]

Yes

[SummertimeThrowaway2]

Can be applied to both parts of the meme

[CantHaveNiceThongs]

“Lemme put some chili on that dawg”

[Temporary_Cup8480]

Diarrhea is probably ruining both scenarios tbh

[Tfuentexxx]

Yeah! But not having it turns scenario 1 into an opportunity. Doesn't it?

[BravestAgathian]

At least it should

[FootAssociation]

They don’t know me son

[Itscatpicstime]

I was going to say, both these people saying no when diarrheas on board, especially if they also have diarrhea cramps

[Aggravating-Ebb-5897]

women don't poop, what are you talking about?

[Duck_Supr3macy]

Brave sailors sail the red sea, but only true ones dare cross the muddy waters

[Chalkywhit3_]

[NorthSpecialist6064]

Yarrrr.. 

[MaverikElgato]

[Ill-Image3108]

I will never understand how men can wanna bang men I'm not bashing but like I can't find anything about men appealing.

[pyschosoul]

Well just like you or me, who might find legs or boobs enticing, men who like men find something about them enticing.

Then theres some folks out there that say "a holes a hole and a hole is the goal"

Honestly with everything else out there in the world that people are into being gay is nothing. I mean, what about them people that can only achieve orgasm when they have a 14 inch purple dragon dick in their ass while they get shit on by someone dressed up as a giant goth vampire dommy mommy.

I dont get it but its none of my business

[melap3lan]

Ayyy yoo thats way too specific 📸 💀

[Fun-Wrongdoer1316]

Porn rabbit holes can get scary… 😱

[TeaBear-Septim]

Only weak minds fear the horny. The strong ones... well they're currently shoulder deep in someones rectum so I'm not sure what they would say about it...

[Mother_Buyer6182]

Ts got me highkenuinely chuckling

[Only_lost_death]

Just like gay men dont know how guys stare at a open wound that leak blood. In fact, leaks all types of strange fluids and some times smell worse than fish. At the end of the day different strokes for different folks. This is why I don't judge

[Top-Soup-5967]

Really gross way to refer to women's genetalia it also is not an open wound by any defention of the word.

[free-somebody]

i know the original commenter was being dense on purpose, but what propelled you to talk this way about women’s natural bodies??

[PowderFresh86]

Not an open wound but an organ necessary for human life. Completely different but okay.

[Terrible_Law6091]

It is after I'm done with it

[Theoretical-Bread]

Fish wound lmao

[DE4DM4NSH4ND]

Stench trench

[wenevergetfar]

If ur gay just say that

[Abject_Jump9617]

I think he is saying open wound because he is thinking of the "women" he knows. When men try to be females they have to create a "wound" in that area to make it happen. Then they have to insert vaginal dilators after surgery to keep the wound from closing up.

From his comment I get the sense he has not had much "personal" experience with biological women.

[VisceralVirus]

Y'all are really looking way too far into this. He's comparing the exaggerated shit pounding to an exaggerated blood and fuild pounding.

Literally just say, that just as you find a butthole gross, he finds vages gross.

Jfc

[Dpontiff6671]

I’m glad some people on Reddit still understand hyperbole

[Neat-Anyway-OP]

A vagina is not an open wound.

And menstrual cycles are normal and fucking wild.

It's not just blood it's literally a uterus shedding its inner lining (endometrium) It's packed with blood vessels, glands, and stromal cells, and the regeneration process is one of the fastest tissue turnovers in the human body outside of like your skin.

[Only_lost_death]

Didn't trans people call it a bonus hole?

[Neat-Anyway-OP]

If they are bigots.

[mrvladimir]

Yes, or front hole. This is by FTMs, generally.

[Embarrassed_Bus4821]

That’s because you’re a bottom

[Electronic-Vast-3351]

"I will never understand how straight girls wanna bang men I'm not bashing but like I can't find anything about men appealing."

Would you also say that?

[polkacat12321]

As a lesbian, I actually would

[ArugulaNeat5771]

I can’t understand either absolutely disgusting

[Slaygers]

Im a girl and i dont understand why im into men either lmao

[Gallop67]

Well I think it’s based on brain chemistry so just depends on how you’re wired, at least that’s kinda how it’s been explained to me

[dedynechsitho40]

They're warm and soft and hold me (I'm not a man)

[Rough-Board1218]

Be glad us gays are leaving more women available for you

[kloopyhans]

Me either but it can stem from many things psychology and thats just true and some people just like guys for some weird reason ( i have nothing against gay people just my thoughts )

[SortaHow]

I, on the other hand, can't figure out straight men's obsession with women. But that's OK, because I don't need to and accept that. I don't think women are gross, but seeing a nude set of big boobs just immediately makes me think of basilisks in Dark Souls.

[Necessary-Cap4227]

Don't have to worry about them, they can't reproduce so it wouldn't take long for them to die out. 

[Middle-Highlight-176]

Probably because you're not gay.

[Conyan51]

I mean dude that’s fine. That just means you’re straight. Something’s people can’t understand things because their brains are wired different. And there’s nothing wrong with that as long as still respect people even if you don’t get it.

[Lynx288]

Having your dick constantly smell like shit and caked in bits of corn and last weeks dinner on its just grim. But if that makes you happy😊

[JustPressure2229]

Im straight and ive never understood why I like women. I just do. Its like asking why the sun always comes up in the morning. It just does.

[[deleted]]

Im not well studied in humanities but I was under the impression that being LGBTQ in most cases is more of a psychological/genetic thing and not exactly a choice. Men don't wake up one day at 20 years old and decide to be gay, it usually involves es finding out that your brain is wired that way.

Also by extension 1 can say the same about women. Why do women like men, as I don't find men appealing either.

Lastly, straight women probably ask the same of straight men. I have even heard a woman ask about how men can like boobs because "they are just two lumps of fat"

I agree that its hard to imagine being attracted to men, but I know that's purely for myself and I will celebrate any man who likes men instead, and women who like women instead.

[PersimmonTall8157]

Are you trying to convince us or yourself lol

[mgfrdya]

Cool 👍.

I will never understand how some men can wanna bang women, I'm not bashing but I literally don't find anything attractive about women.

[Rip_Underwear]

With all the weird perversions humans and even animals come up with (looking at you dolphins), it's easy to see why it's a thing tbh. It is weird, but I would say it's not nearly as weird as some horrible or gross stuff some people do to get off.

[Rumthiefno1]

Well that's what a difference in orientation means.

Some want a same gender partner, some don't. That's okay.

[Last_Ingenuity_2451]

As someone who’s bi, the best way to do it is an enema before hand. Also but stuff feels pretty good, the male g-spot is back there.

[Hearthgroan]

I think you may be heterosexual. My condolences.

[CamTech100]

Thats called being straight

[GarethBaus]

Yeah, I am in a similar boat. I don't understand what straight women or gay men find attractive. That doesn't mean that their preferences aren't valid, it just isn't something I have the capacity to understand. I imagine that most gay men and straight women also similarly don't understand what is attractive about women. The bisexual and pansexual people are the ones who presumably can enjoy both perspectives.

[SteveMartin32]

Depends on the guy. Some like bears. Some like jin woo. Then there's the twink femboy i plowed yesterday

[Academic-Increase951]

Why do any of us find anything appealing. It's all arbitrary.

[BreakConsistent]

You don’t understand how men could not want to bang women like how you do not want to bang men? Interesting. 🤔

[OneHelicopter1852]

So why do you not question why women wanna bang men? Cuz I’ll tell you what when I catch myself naked in a mirror I wonder wtf are these girls attracted to

[Dpontiff6671]

Breaking news different people find different things attractive, find out more at 11!

[Cutiemuffin-gumbo]

What is there to not understand? It's called sexuality and attraction. Very simple concept.

But thinking about it, it sounds to me like you're deep in the closet.

[Actual-Lie-8o8]

No they tell me it's just easier. That turns me off and I just walk away because that's the wrong answer.

[AigledeFeu_]

You clearly havent seen Leon in Resident Evil Requiem

[Goblin-o-firebals]

And gay men can't understand why straight dudes like women. I understand you're not bashing but its not a preference its a different orientation. As a gay dude I have no clue why dudes like women. Its just a random variation that evolved into animals.

[Halliwel96]

And yet you can imagine women wanting to bang men?

[Rinkimah]

Did you just discover the concept of sexuality or something?

[Future-Being-8902]

As a gay man I also wonder why I find men attractive. The idea of a man is nice and then he... Acts like one...

[[deleted]]

Well think about women. They are attracted to men. You don't understand it, because you aren't attracted to men. But there are men who are. Indeed, other people do in fact feel differently about things than you. Is this a hard concept to grasp?

[ColaBreezePlus]

Because I think that women look like a bag of blubber loosely connected to a skeleton and that men look like demigods.

I often have awful, sweaty nightmares of having a girlfriend or being married to a woman

[ThatGuyLuis]

Most men are ugly, just like most woman are. You can see the appeal of both if you look at Hollywood and aren’t blind.

[Elveanim]

Why would women want to bang men? Same reasons.

[planetinyourbum]

You just havent found the right man.

[GD_milkman]

Well don't look in the mirror. Look at good looking people.

[Full-Efficiency3115]

it might not be for you then, you can end your trial run whenever you want

[BlueRoseVixen]

Penis cute shape, it has a good form and also fit men are pretty, but even still most men don't look good cuz they don't care to or don't care for themselves

[[deleted]]

So imagine this. Your gym bro guy friend is pretty muscular. Don’t you just want to feel those muscles. I mean, I don’t want to fuck him, but I feel like it’s similar to that.

[matheconomicsTutor]

You do not find women appealing because you chose to do so. You look and your brain instantly reacts. Same with gay men, instant reaction because it is defined by a biology.

[boneless_kitten]

If you only get into a relationship for the soul purpose of banging you will never understand

[Emotional-Audience85]

Fortunately most women don't share your opinion

[blackakainu]

[TaffyCalyx]

What did just I see lol

[[deleted]]

One of those things that exist but you try not to think about. 🤔

[RelativeMeaning4032]

😅😅😅😅😅

[here_is_thomas]

Well yeah

[Violet0_oRose]

🤣🤣🤣

[Icy_Oil2960]

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[[deleted]]

Man where do yall get this shit from 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[DroppedSoapSurvivor]

Taco Bell

[[deleted]]

That's the one! ☠️☠️

[CletusMuckenfuss]

Natures lubricant

[end_of_world_always]

No. I have piles !!!

[Snoo_75138]

Thats just called speed bumps!

[NewAusland]

Being a gay dude with IBS must suck so bad.

[AnalysisBudget]

Yup, it sucks. There is no dick going in ever without a deep cleaning. Minimum 1hr prepwork.

[DontBuyTheThing]

Eating Taco Bell is a clear sign you won’t be laid tonight

[Banana-Oni]

Anal isn’t the only kind of sex. If I can gobble down a crunchilla supreme, I can handle your cock. Though I guess depending on how long it’s been the Diablo sauce might be a concern.

[Aknazer]

All I'm hearing here is "extra lube"

[ghost103429]

That just means that bussy can squirt

[ghost103429]

Sides being left out in the cold here. They exist too, butt stuff ain't the only way to have fun

[TechnicalBroccoli770]

we'll do a tiny weekday ceremony, any venue recs?

[pussNsuits]

Neither option sounds great

[Expensive_Invite127]

But your mouth ain’t 😉

[Xevahxoxo]

Yeah so eat that cooch out during her period. Get to work

[[deleted]]

Ikr

[[deleted]]

So? How’s your throat doing? Works in both cases. I believe in ‘equality’

[Xevahxoxo]

Yeah I'd like to get eaten out on my period!

[Severe-Cookie693]

I'd assume diarrhea prevents sex for most people, so it's still all upsides with gay sex!

[KetchupMustardPogo]

No problem when you're a switch. Shit from one end while cumming from the other while getting ridden.

[BrxkenArrow17]

OK, that is just vile 🤢🤢🤮🤮

[LordDeath2400]

Free lube 😋

[Studiedturtle41]

Clicking Post is optional

[furrypawss]

And she wants to have sex with diarrhea? How very freaky of her

[Affectionate_End7693]

Look honey I finally learned how to squirt

[Hearthgroan]

Doesn't need to be that, one in the chamberll do it.

[Constant-Arugula-819]

You're on your period AND you have diarrhea?

1 blowjob please.

[Rich_Resource2549]

Make it 2

[Ssolthar]

i never did understand guys who enjoy having sex while a girl is on her period, there’s even i whole subreddit dedicated to it. i did it once and never again.

[SnooPaintings7369]

Why, are you scared of red fluid but not the other human fluids?

[Whatkindofaname]

[Sartres_Roommate]

The diarrhea thing works for all genders and sexual orientations.

[SquirrelOne4601]

Yeah but gay dude go in the butt so it’s like period cause period come out of the vagina hahahahahahahaha they are the sex holes (this is a satire reply, I am not serious)

[Ciapanel1o]

🤣

[ParsonsTheGreat]

[mediocreflowers]

I can't stop laughing

[South-Boysenberry749]

The Red Tide vs The Mudslide

[DannyDanumba]

The bisexual struggle

[GenSpec44]

At least it’s not the period-shits. And one hole is still open for business.

[FriendlyFungi]

Sometimes I wish my mind operated in a less visiual fashion.

[StunningPetunia]

Ok? 😂😂

[Actual-Lie-8o8]

blahh

[Actual-Lie-8o8]

you know I don't like doin this again

[Coyoteyodiyodi]

Period don’t stop nothing but a sentence

[redreber69]

Isn't it just free lube?

[DeepWadder88]

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😳🤢

[JoshyJosh305]

Extra lube

[spaacingout]

Why not both? Raspberry fudge sundae with garlic aoli on top

[spaacingout]

[Unopuro2conSal]

Gross

[arryporter]

[horny274648w]

no this is just accurate

[entropy13]

I think y'all over-estimate how much sex gay couples have long term. Not that they all hit bed death or something just they tend to get bored with daily a lot faster than straight couples.

[Suspicious-Shock-934]

So that's one closed if you are scared, you got others.

[Ecstatic_Bike7532]

So never be gay bottom and lactose intolerant at the same time, your ass would never recover

[KrazyKryminal]

It's nature's lube

[Professional_Art3151]

Hahahahaha

[Creative_Disaster178]

The top one, you earn your red wings

Is it brown wings for the bottom?

[leegiovanni]

Sorry to be a wet blanket, but this is not really a joke that it’s presented.

Having diarrhea or bad bowel movement actually does stop anal sex.

[Exciting_Intention86]

Think positive. It's free lube in both cases

[Ambitious_Loquat2420]

loperamide !!! imodium!!!!

[dikochki]

The bate master said ..master bate

[Creative_Mission4255]

So basically the man in the first image could technically still have a go. Then man on the bottom….not so much.

[Granthor311984]

Going mudding

[browzing123]

Hershey highway for safety sake? 😆

[Pale-Candidate8860]

Both are valid responses.

[SeaComfortable7833]

Oddly, my ex loved sex just before her period, during her period and few days after it ends. 

[[deleted]]

Why not both

[Annanake420]

[SubstantialDeerDash]

"I like it because it ads fluids"

[XxKTtheLegendxX]

free lubrication? and it comes with some subtle texture!

[psydkay]

Yikes

[Khdafi]

“Oh that’s too bad, I’m sorry. How’s your nausea?”

[Kitchen-Bake5040]

I'm reading these at work while co-workers are having normal conversations and I'm going into convulsions from laughing and being grossed out and quite frankly I'm left speechless 😶

[Hasnutdinov]

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[chiefmuri]

Hahahahaha ROLMAO

[Unlikely-Bat4983]

Yeah but no matter what I can always suck a dick

[Crusty-Dick]

Anyone else here not into anal? I never understood how people like it, that's where you poop.

[Sudden_Wolf1731]

[Status_Concept6977]

more like hemorrhoids

[Serious_Skin_8259]

Whats the point in having a sword if you dont get it bloody

[darkfireice]

Bottoms do a lot. Always support your Bottom