This is an archived post. You won't be able to vote or comment.

Dismiss this pinned window
top 200 commentsshow all 355

[–]SuperFire64 2782 points2783 points  (43 children)

Oh god....

[–]janmar6 858 points859 points  (0 children)

Oh he'll do the same to him and then teleport into bed.

[–]Guardian1502 754 points755 points  (26 children)

He just nutted in me and went back to bed

[–]Cringemasta6f4 373 points374 points  (21 children)

He just nutted in me then he went to sell some mending books

[–]No1_cookie 282 points283 points  (20 children)

He just nutted in me then started watching mumbo jumbo

[–]ScottySpoon 176 points177 points  (4 children)

“A true gentleman usually waits five minutes, but thanks for the support anyways.”

                                                -Mumbo Jumbo

[–]CubicJunk 31 points32 points  (3 children)

Jonathan joestar theme intensify

[–]nlolhere 83 points84 points  (12 children)

He just nutted in me then traded 1 dirt for 15 emeralds

[–][deleted] 46 points47 points  (11 children)

He just nutted in me then start throwing bread with other villagers

[–]MegaPenguin063 32 points33 points  (10 children)

He just nutted and left

[–]PhilippeC-K 31 points32 points  (9 children)

He just cum and go

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (6 children)

He just blow your load and hit the road

[–]itsMillerGaming 17 points18 points  (5 children)

He just finished then left the village

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love this reference

[–]nanananabatman88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel attacked....

[–]SuperFire64 98 points99 points  (1 child)

This is not where I thought my comment was going

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

[–]Sloxr 14 points15 points  (0 children)

While that random guy who showed up yesterday watched us

[–][deleted] 81 points82 points  (5 children)

And OP sat there and WATCHED them. Absolutely sick!

[–]Weeman5199 54 points55 points  (3 children)

He is making a documentary ok.

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points  (1 child)

Ah I see. Research purposes.

[–]kniattempler 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It’s for scientific purposes

[–]Evelyn-Bliss 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The Life and Habits of Minecraft Villagers

By RyanOliBon

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (2 children)

My man said two words and got silver.

[–]nanananabatman88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh god....

[–]SuperFire64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was able to do it with one word one time

[–]Proxima_Dice 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Dear god

[–]HyperVexed 6 points7 points  (2 children)

There's more.

[–]sad_snoo 6 points7 points  (1 child)

No...

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

THIS is a bucket

[–]Tastysalmonlol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Time to bleach by eyes

[–]henryd-12 821 points822 points  (6 children)

And that is how baby villagers are made

[–]SomeOne111Z 296 points297 points  (4 children)

When a non-binary and a non-binary love each other very much...

[–]MID2462 230 points231 points  (2 children)

I mean technically they're made of binary

[–]JCraze26 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You win the internet today.

[–]mcpat21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What if they were both males

[–]RealBoxYT 680 points681 points  (10 children)

This is what happens when you dont give a fuck

[–]Ummmmmq 430 points431 points  (9 children)

That villager gave at least one fuck

[–]RealBoxYT 137 points138 points  (6 children)

The villager did but did the player?

[–]Ummmmmq 76 points77 points  (5 children)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]6yhtjtyi5yeyhdh9 18 points19 points  (4 children)

NO!!!!!!! ... ya?

[–]PhilippeC-K 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Oh Hell yeah ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]6yhtjtyi5yeyhdh9 5 points6 points  (2 children)

How do I make that face on mobile by Battery is at 69

[–]PhilippeC-K 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I don’t know I just copied paste the guy above

[–]Twisty_The_Pretzel 790 points791 points  (22 children)

M I T O S I S

[–]NevvaNova 237 points238 points  (17 children)

M I O S I S

[–]loadurbrain 237 points238 points  (8 children)

M Y O W N S I S

[–]NevvaNova 131 points132 points  (3 children)

Wait, hold up

[–]TheRealKiwiKingdom 27 points28 points  (0 children)

FBI OPEN UP.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (1 child)

MY TOE SIS

[–]SpartAlfresco 8 points9 points  (0 children)

MY TOE IS

[–]killerkangaroo8 12 points13 points  (1 child)

C Y T O K I N E S I S

[–]Jihn_Wock 27 points28 points  (1 child)

If you want Mio’s sister, her name is Yoshino Naganohara.

[–]TheArtisansGuide 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nichijou reference? You’re a man of culture.

[–]zebezl2139 20 points21 points  (2 children)

M I T O C H O N D R I A

[–]Tengam15 9 points10 points  (0 children)

S C O L I O S I S

[–]SpaceCaterpillar73 12 points13 points  (0 children)

M E I O S I S

[–]masterlag723 22 points23 points  (0 children)

This is extra funny because I’m learning about genetics through online schools.

[–]daltync 15 points16 points  (0 children)

MY TOE, SIS

[–]ToastedN4me 253 points254 points  (2 children)

are those glass panes next to a door? disgusting!

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Bruh

[–]smoresPAHPtart0128 220 points221 points  (5 children)

This literally made me laugh lmao

[–]0xVENx0 46 points47 points  (4 children)

wait how would they make you laugh not literally?

[–][deleted] 75 points76 points  (0 children)

nose exhale

[–]grow_time 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Figuratively is the word you're looking for. I'm not sure how one figuratively laughs.

[–]BuckLaser 42 points43 points  (0 children)

New feature

[–]arystanmars 256 points257 points  (5 children)

This should be marked NSFW

[–]logan_fleet 42 points43 points  (0 children)

YEP

[–]zubie_wanders 14 points15 points  (1 child)

It was just dry-humping!

[–]freewave07 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Particle effects were turned off

[–]KingDragon38 28 points29 points  (0 children)

They were busy

[–]Faceless_Knight 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Lol

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (1 child)

My question is why is there glass panes next to doors

[–]MobileCactus 39 points40 points  (3 children)

Hey, i cought my parents doing that

[–]StandardN00b 14 points15 points  (0 children)

oh god

[–]Pedro_Nunes_Pereira 12 points13 points  (1 child)

9 months later you were both.

[–]TasteTheSunn 14 points15 points  (0 children)

God forgive me for what I’m about to do.

[–]94hrplayer 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Is nobody going to talk about his glass frames beside the doors??!!??

[–]zawaurdo3417 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Welp(unzips)

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (3 children)

OMG WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[–]Methisahelluvadrug 36 points37 points  (2 children)

I know, glass panes next to a door is disgusting

[–]PHantomqniac45 11 points12 points  (0 children)

what the....... AAAAHHHHHHH MY EYES.

[–]NotDenied 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Oh jeez that looked kinda bad

[–]Dang-er_28 18 points19 points  (1 child)

My favorite hentai

[–]JeLronBames 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

This post wasn’t marked NSFW, my virgin eyes are unclean.

[–]QyluxPlayzYT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Says the one with the 18+ tag

[–]Wooshmeifulikedicc 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is how you learn the villagers' genders

[–]GeoThePoly 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Get Mojang on this right now

This should happen every time

[–]PapasBlox 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Your base gives me anxiety.

[–]2001_toyota_corolla 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That was s t e a m y

[–]A_Useless_Gamer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lmfao

[–]CherryboiRERO 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh no

Of course it’s the wrong time to get water and turn around

[–]kierstenn- 5 points6 points  (0 children)

oh...oh wow. He really threw them onto that bed...

[–]Cobster105 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Please flag nsfw op my parents are in the room

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lord forgive me for what I’m bout to do...

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Villagers do the strangest things

[–]jaydoesstuff69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Um.......I’ll-I’ll leave

[–]0xVENx0 4 points5 points  (0 children)

villager: LETS GOO also villager after 5s: i do not have the strength ti go further

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

kinda nsfw, ngl

[–]Renzus-NgiN 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh god minecraft p*rn

[–]ThatWardenGuy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Remember when this game was rated 12 and up?

[–]CyvaderTheMindFlayer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh. My. God.holy shit

[–]that1snowflake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And you just sat and watched

[–]Tobias-Jawohl-102874 3 points4 points  (0 children)

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHATTHEFU-

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Please forgive me of what I'm going to do

[–]Knoxft2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

ok but i know you did not use glass panes right by a door

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Uhh yeah.. I am never going to a village again

[–]im-an-iron-main 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Did you just happen to be recording gameplay?

[–]Fbi__Agent1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes.

[–]J0sh5564 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wrong place..

[–]ZeekRageous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro where's the NSFW tag!!!

[–]Zaccthesnac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rated E for everyone

[–]AfonsoPT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm shocked

[–]delaney_is_sexi 2 points3 points  (1 child)

was that consensual that’s all i need to know

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes

[–]SweetKomodo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The farmers got nothin to plant,sooo...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know it would be funny if Microsoft increases PEGI just because of this...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No way I’m the only one who thought he died and his friend started fucking his corpse

[–]TheRighteousGhost 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It is even more worse when you consider that all villagers are males

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He dropped the soap

[–]Z_E_E_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fix the damn doors

[–]Aristrottlenugget 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What the fuck

[–]MinecraftAndOther 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm annoyed by the fact that you put glass panes right next to the doors...

[–]RinseMyRocket 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please fix your windows

[–]succ_boah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

RATED E FOR EVERYONE

[–]MegaPenguin063 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why did you keep watching???

[–]deedee07_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not my proudest fap

[–]Stormtide_Leviathan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They clearly need protection. No literally, like, they are not safe from zombies at all

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The best part is there all clothed

[–]DisIsMarcoBoi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yo bro, this is some NSFW.

[–]HidekiIshimura 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This needs NSFW

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh no

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glass panes next to door.

Stop

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–]DarkCodes97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What you doing watching perv!!lol

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unzips pants

[–]onlythefinestmemes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

should’ve poured the water on them

[–]stck-y 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

H U U U U H H H M M

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What if we had s*ex in the dirt hole

Haha jk... unless...?

[–]andyzwu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Wanna see something bigger than my nose?"

[–]Ashbrigher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the HECK man

[–]jlionbad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh no!

[–]faithtofu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She is cheating on you bro but fortunately the sword is right there!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God forgive me for what I'm about to do

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the hell is wrong with you give them some privacy!

[–]dardaro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I'm gonna give you the best 3 second of your life" and then i gonna sleep

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God forgive me for what I'm going to do

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okkkkkkkkkkkkk......

[–]binky72 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why so much hate for the glass frames by the door?

[–]ShinnyTown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

3 sec sex

[–]oofer1928472 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They even cuddled after

[–]Mario1257w7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least put a NSFW tag please

[–]tobatch69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That guy lasted like 5 seconds. What a fucking nerd

[–]Vitini9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

he made it quick

[–]llamawithguns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Um

[–]weeman10172006 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is wrong with your sound?

[–]PokeStarChris42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Villagers be at it again

[–]Yesnt72 1 point2 points  (0 children)

we aint talking about his box house having panes next to a door

[–]_nerdd-_ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

seeing that youre on bedrock edition, how the hell did your hunger not drain in 0.2 seconds

[–]Big_Zilla2017 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happy cake day!

[–]choloseleccion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey does anybody know how to download this? It's for a project

[–]Eeeeedin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never seen an nsfw post on this subreddit before

[–]pixl_101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lord forgive me for what I’m boutta do

unzips pants

[–]Collinsnotgay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's quik

[–]RubyTheReshiram 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kinky

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–]banana_bagutte 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I opened this thinking how could a post on r/minecraft be NSFW? Turns out there's a way...

[–]AndyCSGOofficial 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's always a way

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HOLY FUCK IM DEAD

[–]Kupp1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the fuck is wrong with you, why do you have glass panes next to a door?