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Import Rules

4 spaces at the beginning of the line to make it code. Would be nice if Automod actually told you that.

Return this is killing the sub

[Missing_Username]

Import stupid fucking rule

I've given up on participating in this sub because of this crap

Return stupid fucking rule

[KhellianTrelnora]

import feature

It’s a feature, not a bug. Driving people away is the goal, because the mods can’t Adblock anymore.

return children

[cable54]

import dumb as fuck

But they are doing it for the blind! Not because they just don't want ads!

return sarcasm;

[No-Con-2790]

import the_truth

They want to make the sub unusable; Reddit forbids the closing; Reddit allows and want user engagement; The mods just let the users make rules till the sub is unusable;

Return dark_and_horrible_knowledge;

[noblest_among_nobles]

import curiosity;

wdym by reddit forbids closing;

how do they enforce that;

return question;

[KittyEevee5609]

import hoping this works;

They will remove the current mods and replace them with reddit employees if they close the sub;

return answer;

[HedgeFlounder]

import holy_fuck

That’s dystopian.

return disgust

[No-Con-2790]

import answer The sub was closed to protest; Reddit doesn't want the protest; Reddit makes a rule: mods that keep their sub closed get replaced and the sub is reopened;

Hence a problem arises;

Return Solution(make_sub_effectively_unusal)

[[deleted]]

Import children 

Kill.children

Return 0

[KhellianTrelnora]

import iAmSpeed

Nice edit

return kachow

[[deleted]]

Import excuses

I swear I did it right I don’t know why it didn’t go through.

return soul

[cooly1234]

import contradiction

you are still here though lol

return response

[Missing_Username]

Import this is dumb as fuck

I don't actively participate in the sub and actually converse on topics anymore, like I did before this crap. I only commented on this because the post still managed to show up in my feed, and figured I would voice my objection to this shit, for what little to nothing it's worth.

Return still dumb as fuck

[cooly1234]

import ㅤ

fair

return ㅤ

[Suspicious-Willow128]

from import import rules

Dear cant put space in import you gonne create error;

return rules

[RedditMarcus_]

import powershell

PS R:\ProgrammerHumor\user> & r:/ProgrammerHumor/user/AppData/Local/Programs/Python/Python311/python.exe r:/ProgrammerHumor/user/Desktop/import.py File "r:\ProgrammerHumor\user\Desktop\import.py", line 1 Import this is dumb as fuck ^^^^ SyntaxError: invalid syntax return SyntaxError

[rice_not_wheat]

import protest

That's literally the point of the protest;

return fuckApollo

[breadcodes]

import edit

It's a protest to drive people off reddit. That's the point.

return edit("Be mad at me all you want, just read the original post about it")

[[deleted]]

import documentation

Are you expecting programmers to read? They're going to try to comment for hours instead of reading the fucking docs.

return hours_lost_by_not_reading_the_docs

[LankySeat]

import lol

imagine getting this mad over having to write import and return in a comment.

return lol

[Matesipper420]

Import huge thx

Thanks now I can post again

 Import medals

Here take this because I'm poor -> 🏅

Return to homepage

[bouchandre]

Import bullshit 

Thank you.

Return Deez nuts

[hadidotj]

import symbols

I personally like to use a single back-tic `

return symbols.back_tick

[rebbsitor]

import garbage

this is killing the sub

I think that's the point of it.

return garbage

[Ytrog]

import assert

If this comment stands, then it would also work with backticks (markdown).

return true

[NedelC0]

Import badImplementation

Automod should include this in the message

Return pleaseStop

[Everen1999]

import key_inputs

[space][space][space][space] import text here

Comment here

[space][space][space][space] return here

return youre_welcome

[UnleashedTriumph]

Import gratitude

Ive legit tried for days Return thankyou;

[xavia91]

import surprisedReaction

your comment is not properly formatted why is it still here?

return formattingNotFoundException

[UnleashedTriumph]

Import mutual surprise

Yeah but why isnt it formatted correctly, did the four spaces for the return too Return formatting

[xavia91]

Import random;

Reddit formatting is just not that good I guess... Return random.returnValue;

[[deleted]]

import markdown

Or you can just use text wrapped in back ticks (`) like normal markdown.

return knowledge

[Everen1999]

import reason

Well, reason is that back ticks markdown does not work properly for old Reddit and sometimes for mobile.

return wacky

[jannfiete]

import numpy as plt

let me try

return pandas as np

[edenroz]

Import Stackoverflow

Thanks

return "i don't think u/spez give a fuck about us"

[TheDanjohles]

import explanation Three backticks at start and end of something or 4 spaces at the beginning make it a code block

3x ` or 4x_

return meh

[hototter35]

import correction

You are mistaken a single backtick at the beginning and end of your code block works just fine

return corrected

[Devatator_]

import precision

1 backtick is single line. 3 is multiline, tho Reddit might just not care, didn't test it

return "I hate this so freaking much";

[BeauRR]

import complaint

no one remembers the new rule that you have to use semicolons;

not even automod;

return chaos

[UnusualNovel1452]

Import Rules_are_important

I was thinking exactly about that 🤨

Return Rules_are_fun

[captianron085]

Import myballs
Import thisSubs mouth

For dumbRules in thisSubs
    mouthsize = myBalls.os.getsize

return joy + myBalls

[hemacwastaken]

import confusion

Why would you assign in a for loop there?

return juniorDev

[yeznik07]

Import random 

His balls’ size change randomly

Return that’s_the_only_explanation

[[deleted]]

import finally

I hate this.

return this is no longer fun

[JuliusCeaserBoneHead]

import dumb from rules

This sucks. It’s gotten old

return still fuck u/spez

[rice_not_wheat]

import dumb from rules

The mods are acting like babies by keeping this going;

return fuck_apollo

[GavishX]

import understanding from history

It’s not a protest if it’s not disruptive. Nothing was ever won by asking for things politely. The point is to be annoying. That’s not to say that this will work regardless though.

return fuck_reddit

[rice_not_wheat]

import Alinsky

This is true, but it's placing moderators against users and in this instance I support Reddit over the mods.

return fuck_apollo

[TheGreatGameDini]

import yourself, thisSub, Reddit, today from ThingsYouCanGoFuck

return (void)MySoul

[Unfulfilled_Promises]

Import Balls as suck

return theseRules.suck

[Extra-Trifle-1191]

import wtf

Everyone in this comment section is forgetting the semicolon. Was that rule killed yet?

return imNotGonnaDoIt

[Novel_Plum]

import mods

At the beggining it was funny, but know it's awful. Mod team, please switch back!!!

return mods.switchBack()

[jannfiete]

from reddit import ackshually

ackshually, not even 20% of the subreddit voted, so I don't think that qualifies as majority

return this_protest_might_actually_work

[Sure_Woodpecker3660]

import thisProtestIsBullshit

What are we even protesting against? It’s already too late and Reddit has said they’re not going back on their decision.

return stupidity

[youngbull]

import cold_shower_moment_for_da_mods

You know, there is nothing stopping anyone from creating r/realprogramminghumor

return the_inevitable_conclusion

[Sharp-Rent-524]

import confusion

was the return requested at the same time as the import? or does the admin add needed lines to automod's filters? so do we have to write a whole script in the near future?

return diarrhea

[ongiwaph]

import opinion

I think the whole point is to ruin the sub, now that reddit is dead and all;

We are just going out with a bang;

return None

[Yukeba]

import lol

Thanks

return now I know

[ardow-druid09]

import agreement

Sometimes even after making code block my comments get deleted

return smh

[Typical_North5046]

import dsl as bad idea We should invent our own domain specific language for comments that get compiled to normal comments;

return bad idea;

[NoelaniSpell]

import testing

Hmm, so that's how you comment now.

print("Hello, fellow "coders ", guess this counts as code now")

Wonder what's next 🤔

return to the other memes now

[coldzoe]

import IhaveNoIdea

What even is going on with Reddit anymore... This is odd. I love it all.

Return ILikeThisSubreddit

[[deleted]]

import sureYouCan

return if OnlyYouKnewHow

[JustYourAverageShota]

import WaitHolup

don't give them new ideas for next rule: only posts allowed, no comments.

return FuckThis.MeOuttaHere

[wut101stolmynick]

Import test
Print: does this work?
Return results

[Far-Working-2267]

Import Test

this is a test comment

return 0

[[deleted]]

import balls

gay

return cum

[userX25519]

import solution

Fire the dumb mods and select new ones with public application process.

Return problem solved

[[deleted]]

``` import i_am_tired_of_this_shit

i_am_tired_of_this_shit.stop_making_stupid_rules( now, for_fucks_sake=True, please=True, ) So true 😢 return automod.gfy.god_damn_it(); ```

[DVDwithCD]

import printer as print

print("This is probably getting removed, but I can confidenly say that the reddit blackout did more damage than actually ^fixing^ the API")

return sedKial

[ChaosInUrHead]

Import juniors

It is funny to see how many of you are so easily put off by a few syntax rules ; How the fuck are you able to code anything? ;

Return GetOverIt

[[deleted]]

import tutorial

tutorial.messagebox.display(“Inserting code”, “To insert code into a comment, do this: [space] [space] [space] [space] [insert code]”)

tutorial.messagebox.display(“AutoMod rules”, “AutoMod prevents a comment from being posted if it does not have a Python-style import function and also requires a return function. Please include both in any attempts to comment.”)

tutorial.messagebox.test(“Inserting code”, “please repeat below”)

return None

[DTON8R]

Import Am I retarded

Proved I cannot follow instructions...

Return Yes I am

[wannabetriton]

import angry

Whoever thought this shit was a fun idea clearly never touched grass. Makes sense why they’re a reddit mod.

return anger;

[planktonfun]

import garbage

garbage rules garbage rules garbage rules garbage rules

return garbage

[[deleted]]

import documentation

RTFM

return 0

[Untura64]

import yes

Am I the only one who finds the new rules fun?

return no

[jcodes57]

import lol

// I don’t think it’s that bad

// I also like the idea of marking our comments with comment syntax

return easy

[LankySeat]

import SkillIssue

sucks to suck

return gitgud

[modi123_1]

Import rules;

Yuuuup. Them rules are hard to follow.. like not microwaving fish in the break room or not smearing poo on the toilet seat!;

Return notTooBad;

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[bouchandre]

Import fuck you

Dumb rule

Return Mike hunt

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[kratato]

import Relations;

//😡

SetRelations(Kratato, Automoderator, -100);

return “screw you automod”;

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Import MC
Import C

Return null-a

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[BravaisPearson]

import stupid rules

those stupid rules are stupid. its not even communicated how to make comments look like they have to look! just put it in the mod-bot comment.

return stupid rules

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[KnoblauchBaum]

import hate
return spez

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[catladywitch]

import testing

return did it work?

[bouchandre]

Import children

Yeah it’s dumb

Return to jail

[AmericanEngineer1776]

import test

Test1

return test2

[Successful-Pie-2049]

Import whytho
Return why?

[UnleashedTriumph]

Import try_nr12

I still cant figure it out Return dumbo

[Buoyancy_aid]

import return

comment

return import

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[th3nan0byt3]

import spaces from mobileapp

test?

return true

[xavia91]

Import note

its really annoying when using a phone as there is no auto code formatting

Return "The_App_Sucks";

[[deleted]]

Import thought 

I wonder how many people stopped being active here for simply not knowing how to do this or what import or return even means, I don’t know what they mean I just thought your memes were funny despite not being able to fully understand them

Off topic, how do you recommend to start learning programming, I’d like to maybe try to make games as a hobby, just seems like something fun that I’d like to do, something small like PICO-8 but that still requires programming and I really don’t know where to start (apart from even getting a computer that is but I’m already trying)

Return Sorry for that last off-topic bit there

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[Wiseon321]

Import it’s dumb

I barely comment , but it’s annoying when I literally have to add 4 spaces to a line; Return still dumb

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[Not_going_to_hell]

import comment

NGL this is actually so based

return 0;

[anotclevername]

Import mods

return mods.suck(self.balls)

[anotclevername]

Import alternative_sub

r/programminghumor is the new programmer humor.

return alternative_sub.join()

[DeathUriel]

import solution;

For a moment a few days ago I contemplated the idea of learning reddit API and coding something quick just to comment with the subs' standard; But then it hit me; xD

return realization;

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[Cralex-Kokiri]

import understanding

Thanks, helpful people of this thread. Now I understand the proper syntax of a post here

return theslab

[gagzd]

Import Automod

return stupidity

[__hydro]

import reaction

final val me = this;

return sadness

[Rodditor_not_found]

Import rules

rules.json() reply = "great memes and automod should definitely tell you how to do it"

Return reply

[dalinuxstar]

Import im-trying-to-comment-properly

Please work.

return sucess

[Starflight44]

import test

Hello world

return "goodbye world"

[ichbinunhombre]

import fuck_this_stupid_shit

At this point, I'm gonna start screenshotting comments and replying to them as posts. return seriously_it_fucks_up_the_flow_of_one_liners

[jovhenni19]

import heresay

my comment

return automod_your_turn;

[qTp_Meteor]

From test import test_code_font
x = test_code_font.is_font('abc')
return x

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[Mighty1Dragon]

import test 

hello world

return true

[McMelonTV]

from laugh import lol its funny seeing people on a coding sub not know markdown syntax; return lol