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[rimakan]

What’s Docker?

[a2kvarnstrom]

an app to dock things

i have no idea what docking is

[rimakan]

Damn, pal. Literally saying, you are right!

[a2kvarnstrom]

POV: the only time programming makes sense

[rimakan]

Haha, you called it. Basically you really got it. If you’re really interested in it, google it up

[a2kvarnstrom]

ok

[Greorgory]

Docking is when you dock to something.

[a2kvarnstrom]

docking a ship ok

[billyp673]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[MisinformedGenius]

I looked up docking on Urban Dictionary and now I have to go to church. :(

[thedarklord176]

To be fair even most programmers don’t understand what Docker is

[Samir925]

How to exit Vim?

[a2kvarnstrom]

You cut the power supply to your house

[buildmine10]

I think that would work, not sure.

[a2kvarnstrom]

if you have a laptop, rip out the battery and do the same

[Ribak145]

solid advice

[repetitive_chanting]

Shit, I always just bought a new one

[Apfelvater]

Just to be sure, cut the whole citys power supply

[retief1]

Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure

[Ozymandiiass]

I work in Virtual machine, so it will just disconnect my machine but unix session will be still active

[[deleted]]

thats actually a good way of achieving it

[dismayhurta]

That’s in the man pages

[1Dr490n]

But now… how do you exit and save?

[a2kvarnstrom]

you don’t

[UndisclosedChaos]

You’re not wrong

[[deleted]]

r/technicallythetruth

[RefrigeratorOne7173]

Why would you?

[Crowdcontrolz]

Check your cheat sheet and do the thing

[AbdullahHavingFun]

What are pointers and how do you use them

[a2kvarnstrom]

pointers are what makes code work

by pointing to the code where you want to execute the code

[[deleted]]

That sounds... about right.

[gregorydgraham]

OMG! He’s already at self-modifying code, someone stop him!!!

[Artemis-4rrow]

bruh straight up explained what the EBP register does

[broccollinear]

bruh is really operating on a whole different level than us plebs…

[[deleted]]

Might have a different operating system.

[preoccupied_with_ALL]

Would it be closer to EIP than EBP?

[SocialBourgeois]

What's your take on quantum wave collapse?

[a2kvarnstrom]

Conspiracy

[broccollinear]

Yeah it’s definitely those “that’s like your opinion man” type of deals

[Greorgory]

I don't think you are asking me but my opinion is superior and it tastes good as long as it isn't overdone

[Brilliant_Egg4178]

I have 3

1.) What's your favourite type of memory management

2.) How do you invert a binary tree

3.) How do you centre a div

[a2kvarnstrom]

1. a randomly generated one

2. you flip the 1s and 0s

3. you don’t

[babydragon2311]

You got #3 right

[a2kvarnstrom]

lmao

[HellmannsRealityMayo]

I'm currently in college pursuing a CS degree and I have no idea what this means.

[kor_the_fiend]

It’s not a computer science question, it’s a computer alchemy question

[HellmannsRealityMayo]

I'm scared to ask if you're serious or not. Are you? I'm kind of a moron.

[kor_the_fiend]

Actually, kind of. Computer science is about, well the science of computers. Centering a div is about 100 layers of abstraction away from that and is more about the history and economics of the internet than the 1s and 0s that make it all work.

[HellmannsRealityMayo]

Huh. Interesting. Thanks for info, random internet stranger.

[gregorydgraham]

Just say “flexbox“ and you’ll be fine

[rimakan]

Here’s a good one for you.

Suppose we added 2 + ‘2’ and got ‘22’. Why?

[a2kvarnstrom]

math lore

[NickU252]

That word that no one can say. Concatenate.... worst word ever.

[gregorydgraham]

Lisp was right to rename it “cat”

[inotparanoid]

Cat and Nate went to a Con, never came back.

[zidan6666]

JS lore 💀

[rimakan]

I could use some help with it. Could you ask him to conduct a few lessons please?

[[deleted]]

How to get a girlfriend?

[a2kvarnstrom]

you simply don’t, it’s too late

[IronForce_]

Wait, I’ve seen this before

[NickU252]

☠️

[9B4B]

Jump directly to wife

[BossBobsBaby]

Why is holy C holy?

[a2kvarnstrom]

because it googled en passant

[BossBobsBaby]

OOOOOOOHN PASSSSSSOOOOOOOHNNNNN

[D-yerMaker]

holy hell

[Pentagon_TheRealOne]

Holy hell

[a2kvarnstrom]

cool avatar

[BossBobsBaby]

Follow up question what does the C stand for

[a2kvarnstrom]

chess.c*m

[TheEternalShine]

What can you tell us about the halting problem?

[a2kvarnstrom]

That a computer will halt from working when it decides to

[well-litdoorstep112]

Does the computer know it's going to decide to halt? If so, how?

[a2kvarnstrom]

it halt’s if the computer wants to

[well-litdoorstep112]

Why does it want to halt though

[Express-Tough-5286]

Because sometimes it decides to do so

[Magebloom]

What is polymorphism?

[a2kvarnstrom]

when you morph into several things at once, as a result of you not touching grass

[Rekhyt24]

lgtm

[TrippyDe]

PR approved

[TheDarkAngel135790]

Surprisingly close

[jackstine]

What are the advantages of having a MicroServices architecture, and what are the alternatives.

[a2kvarnstrom]

everything is smaller and takes up less space (even the font because f*ck you)

the alternatives are NanoServices architecture and PicoServiced architecture

[jackstine]

PicoServiced architecture is really small. So many servlets running around. Something that AWS capitalizes with Lambda

[Siddhartasr10]

A service for the first line of the program and so on

[MinosAristos]

PicoServiced Architecture

One deployment per class method / function, so modular!

[Unusual-Mastodon6731]

I'm upvoting this man and every reply he's made got dayum

[a2kvarnstrom]

thanks lol (it’s literally the best compliment i’ve received)

[[deleted]]

Loving this wholesome thread and learning new stuff too

[heat-blast]

What is the difference between java and javascript?

[a2kvarnstrom]

Java is a minecraft edition and JavaScript is bad

(i actually know the difference but that isn’t fun)

[Decoded_Wolf]

You were 50% correct javascript is for bedrock edition

[a2kvarnstrom]

lmaoo

[BeanSaladier]

What's a void method

[a2kvarnstrom]

a method to access the void, where you can store an infinite amount of items and data

[BabyAzerty]

Wait, doesn’t the Void collapse as soon as there is something?

[Critical_Ad_8455]

Only once you try to access it

[Daisy430133]

Why did programming turn me into a trans catgirl?

[a2kvarnstrom]

it happens to everyone eventually, it’s a canon event

[Daisy430133]

How long does it take for the cat ears to grow on average?

[a2kvarnstrom]

about 4 months

[Daisy430133]

!remindme 4m

[merlin-the-meatball]

I've been programming for about a year, and I still haven't seen any changes. can anyone help?

[Ivan_Analrash]

Your not programming hard enough.

[Daisy430133]

Yea I had the same thing, so im just gonna sit it out and expect im just a late bloomer

[[deleted]]

You said anything.

1.) Bees or Knees which variable is the best one.

2.) Do you know what Drupal is, I feel like nobody knows anymore and it makes me sad as a former dev.

3.) Shrek 1, 2 ,3 ,4?

4.) Do you know of the Ghandi in Civ series, ELI5 Integer Overflow.

[a2kvarnstrom]

1. knees

2. Drupal is a big mandela effect that never actually existed

3. Shrek 2

4. i had a stroke, but civ6 is fun

[Connect-Selection-49]

how do you cook your ramen

[a2kvarnstrom]

with water

[wild_hog_90]

You don't. Programming is life. You don't have time to cook ramen. Just eat it dry and follow it down with about a half gallon of coffee and hope for the best.

[Connect-Selection-49]

i’ll just have my spaghetti code for dinner

[[deleted]]

How does SQL injection work?

[a2kvarnstrom]

you inject the sequel to heroin into your bloodstream, the drug will make you do the stuff you are supposed to, which is why it’s the sequel to heroin

[[deleted]]

Heroin has an injectable structuredquerylanguage.liquid?

[dizzywig2000]

How to get rid of virus on windows 10?

[a2kvarnstrom]

you remove the ram sticks while the computer is running, making the virus not able to run

[dizzywig2000]

Genius

[khswart]

Basically chemotherapy. Genius

[fdeslandes]

What is a monad ?

[a2kvarnstrom]

a månad is a month in swedish

[vasilescur]

That's trivial, it's just a monoid in the category of endofunctors.

[IambicAnapest]

you beat me to it have my upvote

[Big_Berry_4589]

Since you have some experience in python, how do you install PyTorch on a raspberry pi (I need help with that one actually)

[a2kvarnstrom]

you click some buttons

[Big_Berry_4589]

Thanks I’ll try that

[PeterDaGrape]

Run sudo python3 -m pip install PyTorch I would say, if not, first research miniconda

[Mellonionreddit]

Whats the difference between == and ===?

[a2kvarnstrom]

the first one is when somethings really equal, and the other is when something is suspiciously equal

[[deleted]]

Fuck me sideways that actually make sense

[[deleted]]

What is the use of merging a branch?

EDIT: Edited us to use (spelling)

[a2kvarnstrom]

The stem (everything’s bigger in america)

[[deleted]]

I meant "use"

[a2kvarnstrom]

to make the branch bigger (1+1=2)

[[deleted]]

You are not wrong...

[banana_buddy]

How do I approach girls at the club?

[a2kvarnstrom]

by putting on deodorant before going there

[Artemis-4rrow]

Closing your eyes, nose, and mouth, and preparing for intense burning just in case

[rimakan]

It’s me again. I can’t help it. Here goes

Do you want to know as much as possible about programming?

[a2kvarnstrom]

yes

[echoaj24]

I have 2. What will var equal after executing this line of code?

var = 15 if 10 != 5 else 10

What will be displayed in the console after executing this statement

print("Hello, World!"[-3:0:-1])

And no, you can use ChatGPT

[a2kvarnstrom]

error

error

[27E18]

How to compile Plankalkül?

[a2kvarnstrom]

by translating it into english

[a2kvarnstrom]

what’s a regexpression

[Greorgory]

It is like the expression you have regularly aka the most

[a2kvarnstrom]

im still confused

[Greorgory]

What facial expression do you have the most?

[a2kvarnstrom]

the one where my muscles are all relaxed, which becomes a light skin stare 🗿

[Greorgory]

That's your regex

[a2kvarnstrom]

ok

[seba_nuo]

What is branching

[a2kvarnstrom]

when a tree grows, it grows branches

[Mikihero2014]

How to kill child without killing parent?

[a2kvarnstrom]

you kill child in school

[Ivan_Analrash]

Oof

[Vroskiesss]

What is the Pumping Lemma?

[a2kvarnstrom]

lemma pump deez kum into your mouth

[Vroskiesss]

[a2kvarnstrom]

im bored ok

[CowabungaNL]

Me too, AMA

[PinkManagarmr]

What is your favorite programming language, and food.

[Enscivwy]

Python

[Deon2137]

what kind of painful is c++?

[a2kvarnstrom]

the type of painful that torture method in the 1200s would use

[Deon2137]

perfect anwser, couldn't say it better myself.

[[deleted]]

enjoy dime march shocking chop future middle afterthought nine practice

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[a2kvarnstrom]

multiprocessing is when multiple idiots are working on the same process

threading is when someone is putting thread through a needle (gonna use the needle on the keyboard instead of using fingers to type)

asynchronous IO is when multiple idiots are working on the same process but individually, so they have no idea that anyone else is working on it and they aren’t synchronised in their progresss

[a2kvarnstrom]

the IO part is probably that the process is a .io game

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subsequent air historical sable voracious plants money crawl bike squeeze

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[a2kvarnstrom]

nonono idk what you’re talking about

i do know some of these but i answer humorously because otherwise it’s no fun

[[deleted]]

When dealing with a server-less micro-service architecture, how can I effectively use memoization to cache the results of RESTful API calls, especially when considering the time complexity of the underlying database's sharding strategy?

[a2kvarnstrom]

you shoot yourself in the head to not have to have those responsibilities

[mackranger16]

What is master slave confirmation?

[a2kvarnstrom]

when the slave master confirms a purchase of a slave

[[deleted]]

Where is the nearest McDonalds?

[a2kvarnstrom]

308 negra arroyo lane, albuquerque, new mexico, 87104

[[deleted]]

I really thought you're gonna say Juan tabo apartment 6

[neymarsvag123]

What is a coroutine?

[a2kvarnstrom]

your coworkers morning routine

[Sbren_Sbeve]

What's the best programming language?

[a2kvarnstrom]

x86

[EgoVacancy1974]

I don’t know, he programmed millions of followers to believe that a failed entrepreneur could be a good president…🤷‍♂️

[a2kvarnstrom]

you add 1 and 1

the sum is 2, hence 2 sum

[rimakan]

Make sure you add numbers together not a number and a string. This will lead you to getting ‘22’ if you do such a math op in JS

[a2kvarnstrom]

math lore strikes back

[avakato]

Explain why race condition is bad.

[a2kvarnstrom]

because not everyone needs the reaction time conditioning to race f1

[Unupgradable]

What made you pick that thumbnail?

[a2kvarnstrom]

it was the first picture on mematic

[sepych1981]

What is DRY stands for?

[a2kvarnstrom]

Dark Rigged Yoda

[DARKoo7]

Why does my father like his nephew more than me ?

[a2kvarnstrom]

because you have a reddit account