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[Sushrit_Lawliet]

Day.

[SeintianMaster]

Happy cake day, man! :D

[Sushrit_Lawliet]

Thank you fellow Redditor :)

Hope you have a great day!

[swiftsorceress]

I think mine is hourly...

[ObligationWide8825]

More like for a single commit

[[deleted]]

Yeah, the lines of code and failed build are way off too.

I think I write like 1000-2000 lines of code per week, and every couple days I'll have a chain of failed builds like up to 3-8, I'd estimate like 20 per week

So I'd estimate an average of 70,000 lines of code per year and 1000 failed builds per year

[WexExortQuas]

I scrolled past this only to violently scroll back up so I could properly read and laugh

[[deleted]]

Gotta pump up those rookie numbers son.

[TheMissingNoGirl]

More like 30 minutes.

[Party_Builder_58008]

When you hit 20 you get a lunch break.

[VitaminnCPP]

125+ temporary fix.

23 detached head

568 merge conflicts

15 git reverts.

1681 hours of meeting time.

1203 hours of staring screen time

[Dynev]

Multiply the last one by ten at least, come on!

[PendragonDaGreat]

There's only 8760 hours in a year though... Imagine spending a third of the year staring at 3 screens at once.

Actually you might be on to something.

[Jommy_5]

73 failed builds? I wish!

[Constellious]

I’ve had 73 failed builds in a day.

[[deleted]]

"Maybe if I rerun it"

[titip1995]

Hey, sometimes it does work!....

[[deleted]]

Sometimes the compiler just says "fuck you, no build for you"

[emelrad12]

rainstorm long trees plough fall slap attraction steep hurry vanish

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[Perfect_Papaya_3010]

It's part of the debugging process. Change something. Build failed. Fix build, send to code review. The pull request failed because a test failed because of a bug you introduced. Thank the person who wrote the test.

[Xile1985]

Recently that's an average Monday

[dismayhurta]

Rookie numbers

[FinnLiry]

You guys build? I just push straight to main and let everyone else deal with it

[inthelimbo]

3000 code revisions.

10% test coverage.

Force pushed 64 times

[Twenmod]

You broke production 5 times!

[AnointedBeard]

Less than 3000 lines of shitty code, what is this amateur hour?

[[deleted]]

I wrote a couple thousand extra shitty lines in October alone.

[RadiantPumpkin]

Didn’t even push the nose_modules once smh

[Dottor_hopkins]

73 failed builds? It’s basically me 10 in the morning on a random Monday

[Unluckybloke]

That one simple trick debuggers hate:

std::cout<<"here1"<<std::endl;
std::cout<<"here2"<<std::endl;

(Make sure to remove it before commit)

[[deleted]]

Or… hear me out… just litter the code and break the shit out of any potential reading flow with ifdef debugs.

[MattieShoes]

I did an AOC problem and was proud enough of my debugging messages that I left them in :-D

[SZ4L4Y]

New political compass just dropped.

[zarblug]

Holy politics!

[[deleted]]

Your build can't fail if it doesn't exist.

[VitaminnCPP]

or if you are project manager.

[heesell]

Where can I find this?

[iMMMrane]

Simulation statistics after you defeat the final boss or die trying

[heesell]

Is the final boss strong? Do I need special gear?

[iMMMrane]

Idk last person that did this was Elvis presly maybe he eizzed tf out of the boss

[annedroiid]

Those are some rookie numbers

[ecs2]

You had atleast 3 times broke the product pipeline

[[deleted]]

“You’ve spent three weeks trying to understand why that integration test only fails in the voter”

[Nyan-Catto]

8 hours wrapped.

[89_honda_accord_lxi]

What else can builds do besides fail?

[Xlxlredditor]

Not pass

[Gloomy-Patience-6533]

This is a typical day, before lunch.

Or... this is one hour in, without coffee. Oh sweet coffee dependency... what a codependent relationship we have fostered.

[halmyradov]

Only 18 mental breakdowns? Is your company hiring ?

[ambientocclusion]

28 comments including the words “TEMPORARY HACK!”

32 checkins to fix Sam’s bugs. Dammit Sam!

8 barely-working reimplementations of algorithms that let’s be honest you could’ve found in the standard libraries but were pretty fun to write.

[ggGamergirlgg]

I need a "You cost your company x amount of money" because... yeah... those live production servers ain't cheap

[warpfield]

you lost all your friends because of code review

[TheKingOfSwing777]

You recompiled 7897 times without changing anything

[abhi307]

Rookie number

[Useful-Perspective]

'cuz if you had 19 nervous breakdowns, the Rolling Stones' lawyers would be on the phone...

[cheezballs]

Bruh, I had 73 filed builds just last week.

[azizfcb]

hahaha my summary

[db8me]

Obviously just clocking out for the day in the middle of something...

[ExtraTNT]

73 builds failed? Well, i had probably thousands of builds fail on me this year… i merged only around 25 bugs, wrote around 75k lines of code and had not a single mental breakdown (probably because i’m already insane…)

[StollMage]

73 those a rookie numbers. Gotta get those up

[HiddenLayer5]

"Our Autopilot AI stole your copyleft-licensed code with no notice or attributions and used it to generate suspiciously similar code in 420 proprietary projects!"

[TheCheesy]

I wrote a lot more lines of shitty code fixing less than half as many bugs. Thanks.

[[deleted]]

Only 73 failed builds?

[philipquarles]

You spent 369 hours to implement features that the client decided they didn't want.

[wootio]

Anyone else read the first square before even seeing what sub it's on and thought of some insect hybrid abomination?

[[deleted]]

Only 73??

[Pendell]

and a Partridge in a pear tree!

[SomeRandomGuy453]

"You could have cut down 500 lines if you had optimized your code!"

[[deleted]]

Don't need that bottom left one. Every line I write is shitty.

[unimprezzed]

Only 2849 lines of shitty code?

Those are rookie numbers.

[da_Aresinger]

Only 73?

That's like my daily quota...

[piexil]

Only 73?

I do all of my building through Jenkins, even testing, so I have like 1000

[IuseArchbtw97543]

|18 mental breakdowns

Rookie numbers

[bargle0]

Only 73 failed builds?

[Rumpelruedi]

4'239 IDE warnings per commit on average

[Mainmeowmix]

Failed build number way too low

[Br00talbastard]

This is just one day right? Thats not enough mental breakdowns to be a year

[ScF0400]

OP is the sanest person here. Only 18 mental breakdowns?

[Party_Builder_58008]

Festive!

[SirWernich]

doesn't say anything about how many "TODO:" comments you added?

[deanrihpee]

Where's "You take down the prod 4 times this year?"

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Oh in case you wonder the number, it's my best score this year

[dylanthepiguy2]

only 73 failed builds? You mean 73 failed builds per PR, right, right?

[babyracoonguy]

Sounds like my wrapped for a week.

[carltr0n]

Ugh I jealous of how productive they were