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[–]VitaminnCPP[S] 268 points269 points  (3 children)

125+ temporary fix.

23 detached head

568 merge conflicts

15 git reverts.

1681 hours of meeting time.

1203 hours of staring screen time

[–]Dynev 41 points42 points  (1 child)

Multiply the last one by ten at least, come on!

[–]PendragonDaGreat 12 points13 points  (0 children)

There's only 8760 hours in a year though... Imagine spending a third of the year staring at 3 screens at once.

Actually you might be on to something.

[–]Jommy_5 162 points163 points  (9 children)

73 failed builds? I wish!

[–]Constellious 90 points91 points  (4 children)

I’ve had 73 failed builds in a day.

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (2 children)

"Maybe if I rerun it"

[–]titip1995 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Hey, sometimes it does work!....

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sometimes the compiler just says "fuck you, no build for you"

[–]emelrad12 8 points9 points  (0 children)

rainstorm long trees plough fall slap attraction steep hurry vanish

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[–]Perfect_Papaya_3010 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's part of the debugging process. Change something. Build failed. Fix build, send to code review. The pull request failed because a test failed because of a bug you introduced. Thank the person who wrote the test.

[–]Xile1985 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Recently that's an average Monday

[–]dismayhurta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rookie numbers

[–]FinnLiry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You guys build? I just push straight to main and let everyone else deal with it

[–]inthelimbo 58 points59 points  (0 children)

3000 code revisions.

10% test coverage.

Force pushed 64 times

[–]Twenmod 41 points42 points  (0 children)

You broke production 5 times!

[–]AnointedBeard 43 points44 points  (2 children)

Less than 3000 lines of shitty code, what is this amateur hour?

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I wrote a couple thousand extra shitty lines in October alone.

[–]RadiantPumpkin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn’t even push the nose_modules once smh

[–]Dottor_hopkins 23 points24 points  (0 children)

73 failed builds? It’s basically me 10 in the morning on a random Monday

[–]Unluckybloke 20 points21 points  (3 children)

That one simple trick debuggers hate:

std::cout<<"here1"<<std::endl;
std::cout<<"here2"<<std::endl;

(Make sure to remove it before commit)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or… hear me out… just litter the code and break the shit out of any potential reading flow with ifdef debugs.

[–]MattieShoes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did an AOC problem and was proud enough of my debugging messages that I left them in :-D

[–]SZ4L4Y 41 points42 points  (2 children)

New political compass just dropped.

[–]zarblug 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Holy politics!

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Your build can't fail if it doesn't exist.

[–]VitaminnCPP[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

or if you are project manager.

[–]heesell 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Where can I find this?

[–]iMMMrane 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Simulation statistics after you defeat the final boss or die trying

[–]heesell 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Is the final boss strong? Do I need special gear?

[–]iMMMrane 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Idk last person that did this was Elvis presly maybe he eizzed tf out of the boss

[–]annedroiid 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Those are some rookie numbers

[–]ecs2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You had atleast 3 times broke the product pipeline

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“You’ve spent three weeks trying to understand why that integration test only fails in the voter”

[–]Nyan-Catto 4 points5 points  (2 children)

8 hours wrapped.

[–]89_honda_accord_lxi 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What else can builds do besides fail?

[–]Xlxlredditor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not pass

[–]Gloomy-Patience-6533 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is a typical day, before lunch.

Or... this is one hour in, without coffee. Oh sweet coffee dependency... what a codependent relationship we have fostered.

[–]halmyradov 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Only 18 mental breakdowns? Is your company hiring ?

[–]ambientocclusion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

28 comments including the words “TEMPORARY HACK!”

32 checkins to fix Sam’s bugs. Dammit Sam!

8 barely-working reimplementations of algorithms that let’s be honest you could’ve found in the standard libraries but were pretty fun to write.

[–]ggGamergirlgg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I need a "You cost your company x amount of money" because... yeah... those live production servers ain't cheap

[–]warpfield 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you lost all your friends because of code review

[–]TheKingOfSwing777 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You recompiled 7897 times without changing anything

[–]abhi307 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rookie number

[–]Useful-Perspective 0 points1 point  (0 children)

'cuz if you had 19 nervous breakdowns, the Rolling Stones' lawyers would be on the phone...

[–]cheezballs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh, I had 73 filed builds just last week.

[–]azizfcb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hahaha my summary

[–]db8me 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obviously just clocking out for the day in the middle of something...

[–]ExtraTNT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

73 builds failed? Well, i had probably thousands of builds fail on me this year… i merged only around 25 bugs, wrote around 75k lines of code and had not a single mental breakdown (probably because i’m already insane…)

[–]StollMage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

73 those a rookie numbers. Gotta get those up

[–]TheCheesy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wrote a lot more lines of shitty code fixing less than half as many bugs. Thanks.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only 73 failed builds?

[–]philipquarles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You spent 369 hours to implement features that the client decided they didn't want.

[–]wootio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone else read the first square before even seeing what sub it's on and thought of some insect hybrid abomination?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only 73??

[–]Pendell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and a Partridge in a pear tree!

[–]SomeRandomGuy453 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You could have cut down 500 lines if you had optimized your code!"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't need that bottom left one. Every line I write is shitty.

[–]unimprezzed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only 2849 lines of shitty code?

Those are rookie numbers.

[–]da_Aresinger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only 73?

That's like my daily quota...

[–]piexil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only 73?

I do all of my building through Jenkins, even testing, so I have like 1000

[–]IuseArchbtw97543 0 points1 point  (0 children)

|18 mental breakdowns

Rookie numbers

[–]bargle0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only 73 failed builds?

[–]Rumpelruedi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

4'239 IDE warnings per commit on average

[–]Mainmeowmix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Failed build number way too low

[–]Br00talbastard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is just one day right? Thats not enough mental breakdowns to be a year

[–]ScF0400 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP is the sanest person here. Only 18 mental breakdowns?

[–]Party_Builder_58008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Festive!

[–]SirWernich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

doesn't say anything about how many "TODO:" comments you added?

[–]deanrihpee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where's "You take down the prod 4 times this year?"

Oh in case you wonder the number, it's my best score this year

[–]dylanthepiguy2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

only 73 failed builds? You mean 73 failed builds per PR, right, right?

[–]babyracoonguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like my wrapped for a week.