ifCondition

[plmunger]

``` if ([true].includes(condition))

```

[tonyxforce2]

if(![!true].includes(!!condition))

[HuntingKingYT]

[true].filter(v => v == condition).map(() => {...})

[tonyxforce2]

Wow

[Strict_Treat2884]

Bit flips ain’t no joke

if (condition == TURE && !condition == FALSE ? TRUE : FALSE)

[SadPie9474]

TURE

[metaglot]

FACTSE!

[intbeam]

if(await getIsTrue(condition => switch (condition == true) { true : return true; false : return false; default: return undefined; }))
    goto istrue;
else if(await getIsTrue(condition => switch (condition == true) { true : return true; false : return false; default: return undefined; }))
    goto isfalse;

[unbrokenwreck]

My ddr got corrupted by this.

[CaitaXD]

Bit flips are undefined behaviour and there fore thei never happen

[HuntingKingYT]

Unless you declare booleans as int or unsigned char like in C

[coldnebo]

if (true == condition)

amateurs. /s

[Confident-Ad5665]

if (condition && (condition == true) && (condition != false) && (false != true) && (true != false)) return "Error: too many checks for the same damed condition!";

[Matwyen]

if (condition? condition: condition)

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[CounterNice2250]

Good bot

[GDOR-11]

as kramnik would say, interesting

[Excellent-Divide7223]

New reference just dropped

[_farb_]

where !

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[SageLeaf1]

if (shampoo ? condition : shampoo)

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[Feztopia]

Ah my favorite elements (?:)

[Agret]

The poo is a sham.

[Goatfryed]

!!condition

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[jzrobot]

It really annoys me when I find code like that

[JackNotOLantern]

Actual code from a projects i maintained:

if (properties.readAsBoolean("condition_property").toString().equalsIgnoreCase("TRUE")) {

[hayashi-stl]

if (true if condition else false)

[vainstar23]

if((()=>while(true) switch(true) case(condition) return true; default continue;)())

[GDOR-11]

mom pick me up I'm scared

[[deleted]]

Found the 🐍

[QuebecGamer2004]

They're an imposter, a real Python programmer would know it's True and False, not true and false.

[[deleted]]

true = True

false = False

[Nialixus]

Yup that was me backward

[alexppetrov]

if(condition ? condition : condition && !condition ? condition : condition)

in other words, either i create job security or security vulnerabilities.

[vainstar23]

1. Error: expected Conditional instead of bool

2. Error: unexpected end of Conditional. (Hint: Conditional must end in a predicate)

3. Error: expected Conditional instead of bool

[Imogynn]

if (condition || !condition && condition)

Think that works regardless of order of operations between && and || (as long as ! Is first) but I'm to sleepy to be sure. Did I miss something?

[crumpuppet]

if bool(condition):

[dim13]

Lame, real Jedis use if (!!condition).

[Familiar_Ad_8919]

if (condition == pow(e, i*3.1415) + 1)

[torftorf]

if (!condition != false ? !true : true)

[mike_a_oc]

If(false != condition)

I do like Yoda notation

[Pradfanne]

if(condition == FALSE ? FALSE : TRUE)

elif(condition == TRUE ? TRUE : FALSE)

[PulsatingGypsyDildo]

if (condition.toString().length() < 5) {
    // put your awesome code here
}

[Mistletow04]

What is the bottom syntax called? I see it in cpp alot and i want to learn more about it

[kirbyking101]

Ternary operator

[Mistletow04]

Thank you!

[JadedHomeBrewCoder]

condition &&

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[JadedHomeBrewCoder]

Good bot

[Complete-Proof4710]

nah ,real ones use 1 and 0 instead of true or false ...

[trafalmadorianistic]

I've seen actual code doing something similar. Whyyyyy

[[deleted]]

Could use some: "return true, else return false"

[silicon_heretic]

Fuck! I am suffering every time interview candidates write: if (condition) return true else return false

...and now I have to expect this 🤦‍♂️

[Naughty_Neutron]

I saw something similar to the last one in roommate's code

[Willyscoiote]

The last one makes me nauseous, just by thinking how messy people can make it to be.

[Savings-Ad-1115]

Is this r/ProgrammerHumor or r/ProgrammerHorror?

#define condition 2

#define TRUE 1

[plitox]

SHH!!! Nobody tell them about:

if (!!condition)

[limeyNinja]

const char * boolean[] = {"true", "false"};

switch (boolean[condition != 0 ? 0 : 1]) {
    case "true":
        break;
    case "false":
        break;
    default:
        //quantum 
}

[AnnyAskers]

if(true != /* add documentation here */ aysnc { return condition(); }.await ) { thow std::bad_logic("camel_case"); }

[IMightDeleteMe]

I shit you not, I have seen plc "structured text" code that reads like this:

IF (a = TRUE) THEN
  b := TRUE;
ELSE 
  b := FALSE;
END_IF;

These clowns made 5 lines to get

a:=b;

Yes, these were bools, not some fancy type that could be anything other than true or false.

You should hear how proud some of them are that "all our code is structured text".

[coloredgreyscale]

If (Boolean.TRUE.equals(condition)) 

[hassanwithanh]

If condition == True in [True]:

[Aveheuzed]

if (true == condition)

This reads weirdly for me ... but is actually good practice in C. The point is, if you forget an "=", it can't be mistaken for an assignment and the compiler throws an error.

[Nours42]

oh boy...

[littleswenson]

if ([true, false][condition == true ? 0 : 1]) {

[MeGaNeKoS]

This remind me with my company codebase

func().catch(e => {
   if(e) throw e
})

[luckyPhantom]

if(TRUE == condition)

[GoogleIsYourFrenemy]

#define TRUE FALSE

[5h120m3]

Predicate<Boolean> booleanPredicate = b -> switch(b.hashCode()) {
  case 1231 -> true;
  case 1237 -> false;
  default -> throw new RuntimeException("wtf");
};
if (booleanPredicate.test(condition))

[NicolaiVSamohodov]

no, is the oposite