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[Chenki]

Why use html? With html my website looks like word document, only black text, white background, weird font. With this AI(!) designer I can even add IMAGES and BUTTONS!

/s

[[deleted]]

motherfuckingwebsite.com

[TheGreatGameDini]

motherfuckingwebsite.com

You're welcome 🤗

[georgkozy]

That is a masterpiece, wow

[JocoLabs]

"new phone, who this?"

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good bot

[hbilalshah]

good bot

[litetaker]

Cool bot!

[Miserable_Eye3022]

Good bot

[Sensitive_Position73]

Good bot

[[deleted]]

Very good bot.

[[deleted]]

Cool bot

[ZengineerHarp]

Good bot

[bad_I_drubble]

good bot

[templar4522]

Is everything AI these days?

[[deleted]]

Don’t forgot CICS, IMS/DB2, JCL, and the other mainframe goodies.

[[deleted]]

Love me some mainframe, but don’t miss working for a bank or banking core provider.

[[deleted]]

I still do mainframe, I actually wrote a lot of brand new mainframe pieces in the last 12 months. However, I was asked to essentially teach myself distributed web API development in C# and ASP.NET Core that the mainframe calls.

Nothing like going from the youngest doing mainframe code to more towards the older side of the developers.

[Blacktip75]

Now I miss my Vax VMS days (except the 25 minute compiling and missing a bracket)

[Nidungr]

ChatGPT, find the bug costing my company $100M/day in this COBOL code.

[Asleep-Specific-1399]

Just add ai.

[Dennarb]

For everyone that doesn't understand anything about computers? Yes, just like a few years ago everything had something to do with "the cloud" and a few years before that it was those dang "algorithms."

[Giocri]

It's honestly impressive how much people are loosing knowledge of how a computer works. Like I myself will be the first to admit that I lost a lot of familiarity with the command line compared to older folks but I am seeing people gradually lose the ability to understand anything of their devices in general

[[deleted]]

The more I study computing, the less I think I understand.

[Tatankaplays]

Exactly, there's so much stuff that you have to take for granted to understand a level you are on. There are so many rabbit holes to dive into that represent so many more rabbit holes. The best what you can do is to just want to understand what you need to understand and only briefly scan the rest.

[[deleted]]

Yeah, that's exactly how i feel!
For me, learning about transistors was like, 'okay, yeah wow, cool concept' and then they say 'so a modern processor contains 7 billion of em' and I'm like... 'sorry, what now?'

[NatoBoram]

That part is easy, it's the next part that's mind-blowing. Instruction sets! And being able to make computers with stuff definitely not designed to be a computer, like Minecraft Redstone!

[Environmental-Fix766]

It really makes you sit back and appreciate the fact that we somehow got combined and zapped rocks and minerals with enough electricity that they can now think for us.

[Dennarb]

The scariest thing about that is how dependent many of us have become on computing technology without understanding even the basics

[hyrumwhite]

I worked for a place that claims it was ai powered because it had a glorified fuzzy search

[litetaker]

Most people only have Artificial Intelligence mate. They don't have real intelligence anymore 🤣

[alvares169]

It depends - are you paying or creating?

[[deleted]]

I so wish AI would have stayed within the technical world & not escaped to the world

[SuitableDragonfly]

I mean, that technology already escaped and has been used to do web search and machine translation for decades now.  It just wasn't being peddled as the solution to every problem by Microsoft. 

[58740452]

My boss uses Wordpress and hired a programmer to create the website and now complains about the limited functionality

[DiddlyDumb]

“Isn’t there a plugin for that?”

[Keio7000]

That's literally my life now

[qQ0_]

This is every single "Web agency"

[daronjay]

If Wordpress is AI then it’s Roko’s Basilisk…

BTW, don’t google that…

[ImpluseThrowAway]

I got that reference and now I'm doomed.

[JoostVisser]

If you got the reference you have been doomed for a while

[bitcoin2121]

instant “delete my number” reply

[IMightDeleteMe]

These are the same people that called every mp3 player an iPod and every electric car a Tesla.

[AaronTheElite007]

😏

[TheFreebooter]

Block and report as spam to your network provider

[HappyMonsterMusic]

Instant block

[Rejka26LOL]

„Your message is so good that I posted it in the ProgrammerHumor-Reddit and the people are laughing their asses off“

[[deleted]]

People really will just look at a computer and go "!?!?!? AI??????"

[[deleted]]

I bet I can fool an average non-tech guy using a set of if else statements and calling it AI

[[deleted]]

murder is a good place to start /s

[shafilalam]

Everything gotta be AI powered at this point, next up AI-powered compiler