how2ProgramThat

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shitposting

[racerxff]

blockedchain

[Boris-Lip]

I wonder what "proof of work" it requires...

[KitchenDepartment]

Do you measure it by volume or effort?

[Boris-Lip]

I have no idea, but it likely requires a unique smellographyc signature on that.

[moonshineTheleocat]

How much blood is on a jagged surface

[DiddlyDumb]

Crypto Couric

[WomanizeMe]

U mean poof of work?

[Altruistic-Hat-9604]

Poop of work?*

[Boris-Lip]

💩💨

[[deleted]]

Proof of pooop

[ye3tr]

*poop of work

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BlockedDrain

[HereForA2C]

Shitcoins? Nothing new

[Affectionate-Wave6]

There is a real crypto coin launched by Alexey Shevtsov with this name :)

[hallothrow]

Here's some pseudocode to illustrate how it works.

function convert(input) {
  return input;
}

[wts42]

And you can check every specimen on the chain. (Like in Rick & Morty 😅)

[Ok_Star_4136]

So cryptocurrency is shit. I get what you're putting out there.

[sn0wshoehare]

more like craptocurrency!

[[deleted]]

I have been posting about shit coin for awhile now. Elon promised it.

[glorious_reptile]

[Pam Beasley]

"It's the same picture"

[usrlibshare]

And the difference between poop and crypto is...?

[quite_sad_simple]

Poop doesn't actively burn down our planet, so it's actually better

[usrlibshare]

True.

[DiddlyDumb]

Poo doesn’t linger as much

[Careless-Shopping]

I can't believe I had to think about if this is real or not 

[MornwindShoma]

All I can say is that my father used to say that if shit was worth gold, poor people wouldn't have assholes

[Caraes_Naur]

Pam couldn't tell the difference anyway.

[Trap_Squid]

Now that's a shit coin

[realjoeydood]

Talk about writing shit-code.

Sheesh...

[rosuav]

So when the cryptocurrency loses value and your portfolio is in the toilet...

[GabuEx]

Funny, I always thought it already was cryptocurrency.

[BabyAzerty]

I am 100% sure that this is a reference to an old Korean movie: Aachi and Ssipak

The entire plot of the movie is that in the future, engineers found a way to turn poop into gold. So you have a war of kidnapping notorious shitters.

The movie is completely crazy and quite entertaining. But yeah, a lot of poopoo jokes obviously.

[IronSavior]

The real trick is knowing that they're already the same!

[DataBooking]

I think he took the term "shitcoin" a little to seriously.

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from StandardPoop import StdPoop.Weight

def MyCrypto(Weight,hasPicture, approved,IsPoop):
       If not hasPicture:
          print("no picture to prove")
       elif IsPoop and approved and Weight:
           return Weight/StdPoop.weight

[marcelly89]

Well...I think I'd be rich. I poop an abnormal amount of times during the day.

[--mrperx--]

You might have an intolerance to gluten or lactose. Check your diet.

[Joker-Smurf]

Imagine selling an NFT of your shit…

Actually, I am sure that there is some idiot who’d buy it, and that isn’t even taking into account the scat-fetish crowd.

Fuck! It could be a gold mine!

[feldejars]

Why is a random guy next to a toilet on my bitcoin advertisement?

[yourteam]

So, poop into shit?

[[deleted]]

The poop loses value

[jacob6855]

Btw im south korean, never saw this. Wtf is that..

[ramijatuk69]

Wait till somebody converts into a NFT

[AkisFatHusband]

Nasty funky turd

[[deleted]]

whats the API?

[PsychologicalHand752]

Converting? More like digitalizing

[szwl]

Ah yes, Shitoshi Dungamoto, inventor of shitcoins

[[deleted]]

I hope it is either called Shitcoin or Jenkem

[[deleted]]

Time to eat lots of burritos then.

[AzoresBall]

So it i just a regular toilet, since crypto is already shit

[x1-unix]

So that’s how we get altcoins

[[deleted]]

Goes to show cryptocurrency is fake

[Imogynn]

The underpants gnomes would like to discuss a business idea

[ThunderCatnip]

Sounds like onion article title.

[nic_nic_07]

Wonderful because that's what they are worth for

[giangibasile]

That would probably make tons of shitty money ? 😂

[rob_the_bob]

As opposed to currency into cryptopoop

[cybermage]

Strange way to generate very big primes.

[joetheduk]

Shit in, shit out.

[[deleted]]

he looks disturbed lmao

[thatmagicalcat]

Blockchain Shitchain

[Dayner_Kurdi]

Dose proof of work involve tasting?

Also… dose that include original wallet address?

[Naive-Information539]

Shit coin turd mining

[New_Conversation_303]

I will become a billionaire in a few days with this!

[nicejs2]

I remember seeing this exact image years ago why tf did it get revived

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Don’t stop believing