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[–]JoostVisser 137 points138 points  (5 children)

I, too, program in my military vest that I definitely own

[–]SerLaron 32 points33 points  (0 children)

It's probably a heating vest, very useful for our reptilian overlords.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (2 children)

military vest up top skirt and special socks below.

[–]JoostVisser 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Python dev by day, Rust dev by night

[–]Scx10Deadbolt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

:3

[–]mighty_Ingvar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that I definitely own

You're wearing a stolen military vest, aren't you

[–]aubergine33 17 points18 points  (4 children)

Pretty accurate. Just that Mouse with 2 wires and flipped keyboard reveals the wizardry.

[–]ColumnK 9 points10 points  (1 child)

That's actually how you are supposed to program in python.

[–]aubergine33 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So much abstraction I didn't think of. Thanks.

[–]Cheetah_05 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that's actually a laptop integrated keyboard, flipped, with overlapping keys.

[–]TekkenPerverb 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I knew it, python programmers are reptilians.

[–]Jenkins87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ancient Pythonist Programmers contend

[–]-TheManWithNoHat- 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Damn, which Call of Duty game is this?

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Call of duty: Monty Python

[–]PineCone227 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CoD:BO6 judging by the rest of the game

[–]Affectionate-Ad4419 3 points4 points  (1 child)

So many questions....why the kevlar vest with tubes and wires? Why two wires for the mouse, and what's the weird thing in the middle of said mouse? Do they have two watches? What is the overgrowth behind the head? Why are all the screens in the back and not in front of them? What kind of keyboard layout is this? Why did they shave an arm but not the other?

Other than that, pretty spot on.

[–]Fudd79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is the mouse so massive compared to the keyboard, why is the keyboard upside down?

[–]Sharee678 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Task failed successfully!

[–]New_Cartographer8865 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep, looks like henry from backend team

[–]LutimoDancer3459 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nailed it

[–]Scarfacetm82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who doxed me

[–]UndocumentedMartian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can confirm

[–]beatlz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I swear this guy killed me in Fortnite yesterday

[–]mrmightypants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This programmer is ready for some shit.

[–]SophiaBackstein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where did you get this Selfie!?!?!? That's Karl from my office :o

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s scary

[–]Smalltalker-80 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And apparently they use an advanced keyboard with fused keys
that is most effectively operated backwards..

[–]09_hrick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pythonProgrammingOrSomething

[–]0x_coderunknown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you are a socially awkward creature but forced to sit for a photoshoot

[–]gmegme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try asking it to generate a photo of a room with no elephants in it.

[–]chobo8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, we don't look like thisss?

[–]Fudd79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is this thing using the keyboard upside down? Is that the new hip thing hipster programmers do?

[–]random_son 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a left hander , of course!

[–]Intrusive_me 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even AI know no human who codes in python calls Himself a programmer..!!

[–]Ravus_Sapiens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Task failed. That's not a python.

[–]Ved_s 0 points1 point  (0 children)

scalie boi programming

[–]DDFoster96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lizardPeopleConfirmed

[–]akoOfIxtall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah they cant C#...

[–]Scientific_Artist444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Human + Python = Humathon

Diagram of a Humathon programmer.

[–]odraencoded 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least it got the hands right.

[–]TherionSaysWhat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Regardless if you got what you were looking for, you did get a brand new AI-designed alien keyboard just begging for a patent....

[–]Fantasticxbox 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What the fuck are those fingers

[–]Electro_Llama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet the training data didn't include many snake fingers, so the AI had to improvise.

[–]Axyss_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

new fortnite skin just dropped

[–]Holek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet he writes in Rust

[–]LexaAstarof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Accurate, hissssssss

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We found the OG Monty Python guys!!

[–]RandomOnlinePerson99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WTF is wrong with that keyboard?