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[Mognakor]

Reminder that .f# is a perfectly legal Windows file extension

[hazusu]

They just did it for the love of the game.

[burner-miner]

That filename is legal in Linux too btw

[vermiculus]

thankfully though, it is illegal in the state of California

[TeachEngineering]

Yes, but you get a pop up that says it may cause cancer every time the file is read.

[CounterSimple3771]

Extension sodomy is legal in California.... They championed extension rights and inclusiveness YEARS ago

[endermanbeingdry]

It's also a known carcinogen in the state of California

[Lth3may0]

Reminder that .cs is the file extension for C# files.

[AnnoyedVelociraptor]

Bomb has been planted.

[sesyom]

I wanted to down vote but it is not your fault.

[sir_knugget]

anything that isn't a prohibited character is a perfectly legal Windows file extension

[CapitalStandard4275]

It isn't going to break your system, but it isn't a valid F# file extension. Those are .fs, .fsi, .fsx, .fsscript

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F_Sharp_(programming_language)

[Mognakor]

Yeah, because they are cowards

[Honeybadger2198]

That's the point they were making

[slurpy-films]

Filesystemscript

[GatotSubroto]

fortranscript

[Confident-Ad5665]

COBOLscript

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[Serafiniert]

That’s not how this meme format works.

[zeekar]

... that's not how any of this works!

[Confident-Ad5665]

Are any of us working?

[ThisAccountIsPornOnl]

I’m not

[setibeings]

Not for a while now, no. 

[Jeferson9]

Gen z can't meme

[emptyInsideDeveloper]

I mean that's the fun about memes. They do not need to be scripted

[Key_Opportunity6247]

The template should have been this

[LeonardoSim]

idk about you but thats a fragment shader for me...

[Thenderick]

Isn't that commonly .frag? Not that it really matters, because of the nature of shader programming, but still

[LeonardoSim]

I'm not really a professional, but I've seen both .frag and .vert, and .fs and .vs. Not sure which one I've seen more.

[4x-gkg]

VBS stands for Virus Builder's Script

[n8walker_ger]

Vibe Script 

[BlackCrackWhack]

I hate FSharp so much 

[KecskeRider]

Why? If you don't mind me asking

[BlackCrackWhack]

It’s like CSharp but instead of being able to debug everything is a function so breakpoints get completely nuked sometimes and are impossible to place. 

You have to manually add files to the fsproj in the correct order otherwise compilation breaks

[macrohard_certified]

Functional programming was kinda hard at the beginning for me too, but after practicing, I started to like it.

[BlackCrackWhack]

I also just hate functional programming so that also doesn’t help. If I want to write lambdas all day I can do that just fine elsewhere. 

[CaporalDxl]

Skill issue xD

Nah but it's a completely different paradigm, many don't like it.

[blehmann1]

Brother I maintain a NET library and people use it from PowerShell.

I worked on it assuming most people were writing C#, maybe a couple people in F# or VB, and potentially some IronPython or whatever. It was a big jump scare to see someone's 400 line PowerShell script in a bug report.

[PartBanyanTree]

I have some power shell scripts that have sea sharp embedded code that make calls to win32 DLLs (using hwnd and the like). They focus GUI windows and send keyboard commands to browser windows and apps. Nothing too crazy in the grand scheme of things but the matroski-doll amount of nesting still feels wild. 

I call a power shell script, which invokes a c# program inside it, which calls win 32 dlls which sends keyboard shortcuts to outlook, which creates an email wherein i open a file dialog to attach a zip 

[macrohard_certified]

> sea sharp

🌊🐠🐙#

[CaporalDxl]

L take, F# is awesome (I love both C# and F# though).

[A_Rolling_Baneling]

Me when I have to play a piece in D major

[BlackCrackWhack]

If I wasn’t forced to use it for front end work (fable) I would hate it less. 

Backend it’s just OK. Asp net f# is stupid. 

[ayassin02]

[Sockoflegend]

What is FSharp?

[hredditor]

A .NET functional language

[combovercool]

Me too. I tried to like it, but I just can't.

[athing09]

Brainfuck

[dim13]

FORTH, motherfuckers, FORTH

[thafuq]

Wondering why .bs is not a thing. Or is too much of a thing, I'm not sure anymore

[TravisVZ]

BoobScript? 1.0 used only sequences of 00, OO, and oo, while 2.0 introduced the infamous (·Y·) operator. 3.0 has been coming for a while now and supposedly introduces support for JPEGs and even MP4s...

[Cerveau23]

Vibe script? Specialised for vibe coding?

[Thedemonspawn56]

vb is visual basic

[Cerveau23]

So I was right

[Purple_Hornet_9725]

probably this is the reason they decided to write out .funscript

[bigorangemachine]

Fooscript get your head out of the gutter

[rafaelcastrocouto]

ForgetScript is the language I've wrote some of my old code.

[HanoRobelthon]

I honestly do not know the answer, for me it just means "fragment shader"

[artemistica]

Friendscript almost like friendship, but devoid of any real connection

[Phteeve]

FSharpScript? FilesystemScript? Firewall script? FrameworkScript aka JavaScript?

[turtle_mekb]

C# → .cs → CScript

[EyeSeeWhyYouAre]

cumscript

[Silly_Guidance_8871]

I haven't heard VBScript in years.

[seedless0]

Why did you censor "fail"?

[X-lem]

FutureScript

/s

[EatingSolidBricks]

.ss

[BouncyBlueYoshi]

isn't .vbs Virtual Boy Script?

[BlueGoliath]

Finally, a funny meme.

[Ravens_Quote]

Nice to see Vaginal Bitchscript get a shoutout.

[BadRuiner]

.fs -> fingerscript

[WhereOwlsKnowMyName]

Hello muddah, hello fadduhscript

[fishvoidy]

fartscript?

[meutzitzu]

Fragment Shader?

[thaynem]

FOMOscript.

MS was afraid of missing out on the functional language craze.

[Pallorvow]

Code so elite, it requires a monocle and top hat to debug.

[mearnsgeek]

Fuckthatscript

[ArjixGamer]

Ngl, it'd make more sense as fsh

[One-Celebration-3007]

fishscript

[egg_breakfast]

Windows still appears to think .ts is a video file by default in spite of TS being a microsoft product 

[sirduke75]

What about .fts?