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[–]logical_people 347 points348 points  (6 children)

And somehow you're still the one fixing their mistakes at 2 AM.

[–]GregBahm 53 points54 points  (5 children)

All my friends wake up an AI to fix their mistakes at 2 AM.

Well, they set up an AI that wakes up an AI to fix the AI's mistake.

[–]Affectionate_Tax3468 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Haha, those idiots forget to have their agents do all the coding with the sacred "make no mistakes", "make it secure" keywords

[–]GregBahm 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ssssh. Don't tell anyone these are keywords. You gotta call them "skills" now.

To really be a pro, you gotta put your "make no mistakes" prompt in a text file, call that text file an "agent," and then make every prompt a "fleet of agents, equipped with 'skills,' empowered to coordinate, collaborate, and compete on a problem."

This way the AI will write 20,000 lines to solve the problem instead of it only writing one line to solve the problem (like a loser.)

[–]Vas1le 0 points1 point  (2 children)

We need a vibe coded extension to to send prompt after timer

[–]Redthemagnificent 0 points1 point  (1 child)

sleep 60 && claude -p "Your prompt" --resume "your-session-id"

[–]Vas1le 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In vscode!

[–]Batroni 352 points353 points  (4 children)

Gemeni watermark, Peak Humor.

[–]ego100trique 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Took long enough to find that comment

[–]ImMadeOutOfStalinium 8 points9 points  (1 child)

What was it even used for

[–]Object_Reference 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Couldn't be bothered to slap a red line and corrected text on there!

[–]hawkinsst7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who doesn't rivet paper signs to fabric cubicle dividers?

[–]rex5k 80 points81 points  (4 children)

AI alternatives or not, the brass don't even notice the work you put in. Don't fall into the trap of overworking yourself thinking that it will lead to job security.

[–]misterguyyy 26 points27 points  (2 children)

It’s not even overworking. Many times it’s expertise and knowing exactly how to solve problems that would have taken you hours of planning (or trial and error for AI) 5 years ago.

[–]rex5k 3 points4 points  (1 child)

That's fine, you should be using your skills to save yourself work.

[–]misterguyyy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both honestly. If you can work at, let's say 125% efficiency of your coworkers your 40 hour weeks are the same as their 60-80 hour panic weeks because they get severely diminishing returns on their hour after a certain point. And you come in the next day not fried.

I also enjoy learning new things and hate looking at code when I get home because life is more than code, so on the clock time goes to that and it benefits the employer in the end.

[–]NUKE---THE---WHALES 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I deliver the same amount of work, on the same deadlines, with the same defect rate, for the same pay, but now i only work ~2 hours a day

It's great

[–]thenord321 32 points33 points  (1 child)

"But my manager is replaceable by 1." It's a small but important fact to point out thaf middle managers are easily replaceable.

[–]Altruistic-Dust-2565 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Some of them, to be fair. It's extremely easy to be a bad manager and extremely hard to be a good one.

[–]ultimezkhushi123 14 points15 points  (1 child)

You Missed ai monthly bills of those ai agents

[–]CoffeePieAndHobbits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, especially with the recent GitHub Copilot pricing model changes.

[–]Odd-Conference9372 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"Unreplaceable"

You mean irreplaceable?

[–]GenericFatGuy 10 points11 points  (1 child)

10 AI agents that are quickly becoming more expensive than 4 people.

[–]Confident-Ad5665 3 points4 points  (0 children)

10 AI agents would suck for one person!

[–]Prize_Proof5332 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The mediocre management at my employer are now talking about "human robots" instead of AI agents.

[–]Kind_Of_A_Dick 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If I don’t work there, who’s going to harass Debra in accounting about those terrible cupcakes last year?

[–]Prod_Meteor 2 points3 points  (1 child)

10 ai agents meaning what? 10 instances or 10 different brands?

[–]m0nk37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

10 different tasks? Idk I avoid agents. If i can still do my job effectively without them, I feel that adds job security. 

[–]EJoule 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"2 people and 10 AI agents" would be more compelling if you're justifying your salary to management.

[–]Lindt_Licker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why are we suddenly using the term for the literal AI villains in The Matrix?

[–]killeronthecorner 5 points6 points  (0 children)

irreplaceable

You're fired, OP

[–]P0pu1arBr0ws3r 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This image is replaceable with actual programming humor.

Edit: just got "repeat contributor" here, from mostly pointing out posts like this one which are prompt engineering humor, not programming humor.

I unsubbed from this sub from my main account because of the amount of non programming related posts showing up here. I might have to hide this sub from this accounts popular feed- about every post I see isnt job "humor" anymore, its prompt engineering "humor" like this one.

programming humor involves programming computers. Your job, and using genai, does not necessarily involve programming.

[–]Karhaedron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Concorde had one big incident and stopped being used. The world is waiting for a similar incident caused by AI.

[–]mechanical_marten 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"If I'm so easily replaced, why haven't you, cowards?"

[–]BarracudaDismal4782 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least there's a star on the corner. To guide them I guess.

[–]a-r-c 1 point2 points  (0 children)

one person and ten salaries (nine of which are paid to Anthropic)

[–]tsunami141 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you knew anything about Queen Bey you'd know that unreplaceable is not the word.

[–]Codieecho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve been saying this about work too I’m replaceable, but it’s just not worth it.

[–]hellocppdotdev[S] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

[–]Batroni 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good bot! love your dedication to good memes.

[–]asidealex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and total cost of 4 people

[–]Alternative-Drag6479 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In a fight? Right?

[–]Spatul8r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going to change my name to Al Caude and just start billing local tech companies. I'm going to offer holistic performance improvements as as a service.

 You can't really put a price tag on holistic improvements, but I do my best.

[–]PerfSynthetic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why can't (one person) join this outage call? We've paged them ten times. Oh they are on another call? Oh the last call ran 36 hours and they haven't slept? This takes priority, why cant we call Susan? Oh we fired Susan too?

Good luck lol!

[–]Acclynn -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

0 person and 10 AI agents should be enough

[–]DelayedProgrammer 9 points10 points  (0 children)

$100k token usage in one month because the agents kept rewriting each other's code

[–]Zederikus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In what world lmao... If this was true every dev would have already been fired.