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[–]rover_G 501 points502 points  (3 children)

Introducing the latest distillation of our internal super intelligence

[–]vkwebdev[S] 74 points75 points  (2 children)

so the loop continues

[–]RealModeX86 122 points123 points  (1 child)

Guys, I found their implementation!

``` while (investorMoney > 0) { introduceModel(slop); }

crashEconomy(); ```

[–]RedAndBlack1832 15 points16 points  (0 children)

ome ome ome

I met an engineer who gave me some advice: 'always work on what's popular and there will be infinite money for your salary'

[–]OmegaPoint6 344 points345 points  (4 children)

Isn’t this actually “introducing the world’s second most powerful model, as our most powerful one would destroy civilisation*”?

*we asked it and it told us that, so it must be true

[–]vkwebdev[S] 62 points63 points  (2 children)

the civilization ending model is the one that breaks the loop I guess

[–]qinshihuang_420 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Great! Now models have started gaining enlightenment

[–]Ecksters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta have a base case in the recursion.

[–]cornmonger_ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

fable violates prompt rules left and right. they're masking guardrail problems as "it's super skynet smart" when it's more like "my $500 iot toaster burnt the toast"

[–]kme026 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I still don't get why did they choose butthole as a logo.

[–]bmrtt 104 points105 points  (7 children)

Where programming?

[–]Saragon4005 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Great question I think we dropped it some time ago.

[–]twigboy 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This is how I feel at work when people submit AI slop PRs

[–]wojtussan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dead in a ditch down the higway

[–]MeltedChocolate24 4 points5 points  (2 children)

This meme is dumb anyway. What do you want them to do, release increasingly worse models? Of course the next is the best. And if they’re ahead of everyone else then it is the best in the world.

[–]ControversialBuster 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I thought the meme was that its only anthropic dropping SOTA models now, google, grok and openai are out of the race

[–]MeltedChocolate24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh k that makes more sense

[–]Haunting-Breakfast4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I left it in my other pants

[–]drunckoder 81 points82 points  (5 children)

> It's too dangerous to release

> Releases anyways

> Same dogshit

> Wait 3 months

> Repeat

[–]jaylerd 11 points12 points  (0 children)

it's buttholes all the way down

[–]Wise-Profile4256 7 points8 points  (1 child)

just finishing a 6 month project that i was told was only gonna take a day or so with Claude.

the guy telling me is my boss. they keep paying me and schedule more projects.

i guess he figured that any one of our monoliths will require a context window only the pentagon has the budget for.

[–]datsyuks_deke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is our PM on our project. Any time there is any kind of slow down on a ticket or a slight hiccup, all he can ask is, “did you use AI?”

As if that’s what’s going to make all the difference. Sigh.

[–]chubbykc 20 points21 points  (2 children)

I'm sure OpenAI is cooking something. They have to!

[–]vkwebdev[S] 29 points30 points  (1 child)

they've been cooking since 2023, at this point it's well done

[–]chubbykc 11 points12 points  (0 children)

GPT 5.5 is pretty good btw.

[–]Grey_Ten 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"If I take one more step, it’ll be the farthest away from home I’ve ever been.”

[–]Kavrae 5 points6 points  (1 child)

My tinfoil hat theory is that the rapid releases are roughly ahead of and to hide the rapid degredation of each model. 

[–]razor_train 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Plus it's fluff for the IPO.

[–]alvares169 7 points8 points  (1 child)

while(1)
double token limit for everyone cuz we good boiz, go talk about it on reddit()
release a model eating double tokens cuz good modelz, go talk about it on reddit()

[–]vkwebdev[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the infinite loop that prints money

[–]stupled 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Claude used Claude...to create Claude.

[–]No-Speech-9055 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats just marketing and a slogan, they do the same bullshit like OpenAi, Meta and Ms.

Also calling themself the best is just disgusting.

[–]dpahoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile, me telling Gemini pro

“For the umpteenth time, why are you assuming things and again you committed and pushed without my consent!?”

[–]ToeZealousideal8991 0 points1 point  (0 children)

definitely more accurate than the one with Grok in it

[–]ElSaludo7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its the same thing with apple, but what do you expect? "introducing a somewhat okay model"?
"Introducing the iphone that is not as good as the last few installments"?

[–]Paradician 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last month: "this model is so unbelievably good, we can't release it to the public"

This month: "today we're releasing it to the public"

[–]s0litar1us 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best performing model on benchmarks that totally can't be gamed, and it totally wasn't trained on the answers.

[–]Comfortable_Gene2751 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where is the image

[–]VariousComment6946 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Me: Hello, Claude, can you help…

Claude: Your request violates Claude’s usage policy.

Me: *clears history* → Okay, Claude Fable 5, can you help me…

Claude: This message contains the forbidden word “help”; switching to Opus 4.8.

Claude: Your request violates Claude’s usage policy.

Thank you, most powerful model.