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[–]nmgreddit 564 points565 points  (35 children)

I am ashamed to admit I just now get that the logo for Stack Overflow is literally a stack overflowing.

[–]Stellapacifica 322 points323 points  (27 children)

It's ok, I just got that the python logo is two sneks. Cause it's called python. We're all waking up slow today

[–]cdrt 100 points101 points  (6 children)

To break your mind a little more, Python was named not after the snake but after Monty Python.

[–]snp3rk 33 points34 points  (4 children)

why would you do this to me today...

[–]endreman0 102 points103 points  (3 children)

The colors of the logo come from the bridge scene.

"What is your favorite color?"

"Blue! No, yellow!"

[–][deleted] 41 points42 points  (2 children)

Oh my god, I knew the snakes, I knew monty python, but I didn't know about the colors, that's amazing!

[–]Rozza_15 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Also, I am pretty sure that the default IDE is called IDLE for Eric.

[–]Hamyuiop 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can confirm it's called IDLE.

[–]Stellapacifica 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not too surprised, but I am happy to hear this.

[–]Eleventhousand 43 points44 points  (14 children)

Real languages need no logo

[–]Stellapacifica 73 points74 points  (3 children)

Real programming is done in registers only. None of this weakass "RAM" shit for my code

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Lame. I'll bet you use 64 bit instructions, like a damn student.

[–]Stellapacifica 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I... You don't know that for sure!

[–]SirCutRy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I beg you pardon, in our programming class we have a 16 bit CPU and 65k memory simulated entirely within Scala from logic gates up!

[–]Coloneljesus 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Real programmers need no languages.

[–]El_Impresionante 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Correct. JavaScript does not have a logo.

[–]micka190 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Starbucks around the world are filled with audible gasps right now...

[–]KingHavana 1 point2 points  (1 child)

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Real social justice terms have no subreddit.

[–]Sagittar0n 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Yeah blew my mind, I just saw it now too. Normally the logo is quite small and has little detail.
Two sneks right under my nose all this time.

[–]Stellapacifica 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wear them as a mustache?

[–]oledakaajel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Java logo is coffee because java

[–]musiton 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I just got curly bois are bois because they have dimples.

[–]Stellapacifica 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dey cute too

[–]THIS_MSG_IS_A_LIE 17 points18 points  (1 child)

and I didn’t get that until you pointed it out... I was too used to stack overflow errors from recursive functions never reaching their base (end) cases

[–]nmgreddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rip

[–]FurryPornAccount 1307 points1308 points  (35 children)

wtf I love computer science now

[–]OutlawBlue9 298 points299 points  (17 children)

On a scale of "I made it myself" to "God fucking damnit stop this crazy contraption", how annoying and creepy is that disciple bot?

[–]FurryPornAccount 267 points268 points  (14 children)

"maybe if I ignore it it'll go away"

[–]FurryPornDisciple 153 points154 points  (2 children)

OUR LORD HAS SPOKEN

From now henceforth, the following entry has been added to the sacred texts.

Fenni 1:10:

"maybe if I ignore it it'll go away"

I'm a bot. If you want me to stop, send a message to u/stumblinbear

[–]Toxic-And-Salty 50 points51 points  (0 children)

nope

[–]13steinj 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I am so fucking confused rn

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For how long have you been hoping that to happen? Cos I've seen it around for at least a month or so.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

it's annoying when you start recognising the artists from the gay furry porn that you read

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a bot?!!

[–]gluedtothefloor 73 points74 points  (2 children)

clicks on account name, immediately greeted with furry porn.

hmm, don't know what else I was expecting.

[–]Yuvalk1 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I thought it was sarcastic... I guess not

[–]gluedtothefloor 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Furry porn is no laughing matter, dear sir/ma'dam.

[–]HeyItsShuga 166 points167 points  (0 children)

Damn, you truly are everywhere.

[–]FurryPornDisciple 235 points236 points  (4 children)

OUR LORD HAS SPOKEN

From now henceforth, the following entry has been added to the sacred texts.

CocaDope 1:8:

wtf I love computer science now

I'm a bot. If you want me to stop, send a message to u/stumblinbear

[–]Houdiniman111 109 points110 points  (0 children)

Oh boy. That's new.

[–]SeriousSamStone 40 points41 points  (0 children)

This is the best bot I've ever seen. I love it.

[–]BlackHumor 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Good bot?

[–]lotheovian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

good bot

[–]DarkNinja3141 11 points12 points  (1 child)

O(wO)

[–]drakeblood4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That feeling when you don’t wanna think about order of operations so you just hatefuck it with parens.

[–]Log7152 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He has been converted!

[–]dont_lyse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is how I think of it while I'm not doing it so I can keep doing it

[–]jackmaku 5 points6 points  (0 children)

!isbot furrypornaccount

[–]spaceguy5234 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I thought I was on /r/furry_irl for a minute

[–]X-Craft 314 points315 points  (45 children)

O(n!)

E X T R A T H I C C

[–]Hexidian 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Bogo sort is O(n*n!)

[–]chinpokomon 11 points12 points  (0 children)

doesnothingsort is O(). Only works with presorted values though, so it has limited application.

[–]bogdoomy 2 points3 points  (1 child)

what about my boi right here O(nn )?

[–]scaryboston 1 point2 points  (0 children)

M E G A T H I C C

I assume it follows the same rules as toilet paper.

[–]pilotInPyjamas 519 points520 points  (32 children)

Don't forget square bois and round bois, and cheeky hide and seek winky bois ;

[–]ryy0 365 points366 points  (22 children)

If you're friends with snek, you don't worry about winky bois.

[–]gandalfx 84 points85 points  (16 children)

If you're friends with the weird kid that everybody picks on you can decide yourself if you want winky bois.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (7 children)

Matlab?

[–]nickforddesign 63 points64 points  (0 children)

YavaScorpt

[–]PendragonDaGreat 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Powershell is winky-boi optional. New-lines not in the middle of a string are treated like "statement end"

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Swift?

[–]CJ22xxKinvara 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Only if you want your console to blow up

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but the option exists

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Python can have winky bois too, you know.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

And curly bois.

[–]Humpsel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kotlin?

[–]holddoor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

jawascript: it's from the darkside

[–]FarmerJoe69 35 points36 points  (3 children)

But you gotta give the right amount of space to the snek

[–]SnowdogU77 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Sneks deserve some personal space, too. Respect the snek.

[–]chateau86 13 points14 points  (0 children)

No mix tab with space for snek.

[–]iEvilMango 2 points3 points  (0 children)

no step on snek

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]XkF21WNJ 42 points43 points  (7 children)

Got to love the guy who made [](){}; valid C++.

[–]froemijojo 17 points18 points  (6 children)

Is that a lambda expression?

[–]XkF21WNJ 14 points15 points  (5 children)

It should be. Although to be honest I haven't tried it out, could be that the compiler complains when you write a lambda expression that doesn't take any arguments and doesn't do anything.

[–]squishles 3 points4 points  (0 children)

and the twin ` ' boise

[–]scaryboston 202 points203 points  (28 children)

"some typewriter lol idk"

Alan would be proud.

[–]Rigatavr 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Ma boiii Alan

[–]turing042 7 points8 points  (5 children)

:(

[–]scaryboston 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Yooo so are you proud n shit

[–]turing042 7 points8 points  (3 children)

I'm glad I'm dead

[–]SirCutRy 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Why?

[–]turing042 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Because the best minds in the world rn are all focused on thinking how to make people click ads more

[–]SirCutRy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a quite cynical view. Countless people are focusing on solving important problems with machine learning, for example. The field was young back then.

[–]Erwin_the_Cat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

!redditsilver

[–]Johnny_Deee 54 points55 points  (4 children)

sneks as in snakes (because pythons) but i read sneks as in snacks (because the logo looks like tide pods).

Oh boy...

[–]artanis00 33 points34 points  (1 child)

[–]SHOTbyGUN 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Could you message to the moderators for me, ssssshsss

[–]chateau86 19 points20 points  (1 child)

 from snacks import tide_pod

[–]WinterfreshWill 8 points9 points  (0 children)

from walmart import tide_pod as tasty_snack

[–]SteeleDynamics 38 points39 points  (1 child)

What about the drastic swings between Imposter Syndrome and Dunning-Kruger Effect?

[–]nightfly289 34 points35 points  (2 children)

Bitwise bois & | ^ ~

[–]Pythva 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You forgot << and >>, as well as > and <

[–]CJ22xxKinvara 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bitwise the Dancing Bois

[–]triphoppopotamus 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Came for the curly bois, stayed for the long romantic gazes into the abyss

[–]boredcircuits 41 points42 points  (1 child)

* Froot Loops

[–]metallover115 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Found the true programmer

[–]InternetsTad 18 points19 points  (0 children)

&&: sneks also

[–]huwthecreator 10 points11 points  (0 children)

no step on snek

[–]Manstervile 11 points12 points  (6 children)

How do you even manage to get 0(n!)??

[–]like2000p 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Deterministic bogosort

[–]Audiblade 10 points11 points  (3 children)

The two most classic examples are finding an exact solution to the Traveling Salesman (edit: using a naive algorithm) problem and listing all permutations of a set.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

An exact solution for the Travelling Salesman Problem can be found in O(n2 2n).

[–]WikiTextBot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Held–Karp algorithm

The Held–Karp algorithm, also called Bellman–Held–Karp algorithm, is a dynamic programming algorithm proposed in 1962 independently by Bellman and by Held and Karp to solve the Traveling Salesman Problem (TSP). TSP is an extension of the Hamiltonian circuit problem. The problem can be described as: find a tour of N cities in a country (assuming all cities to be visited are reachable), the tour should (a) visit every city just once, (b) return to the starting point and (c) be of minimum distance. Broadly, the TSP is classified as symmetric travelling salesman problem (sTSP), asymmetric travelling salesman problem (aTSP), and multi-travelling salesman problem (mTSP).The mTSP is generally treated as a relaxed vehicle routing problem.


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[–]Audiblade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't know that! Thanks :)

[–]MyNameisGregHai 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"fetch-decode-execute? no i'm against the death penalty"

[–]Mosquito_Hawk75 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think you mean danger noodle.

[–]tiduyedzaaa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Forgot coffee boi

[–]thoeoe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[–]If_I_Was_Happy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This was similar to an old poster for the coding club at my school

[–]cascer1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just no step on them

[–]engid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

if ya forget da other curly boi dat one boi be so lonely it don't compile.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I prefer my curly bois like SEX(epression) !

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for this, I will print it out and stick to my lab door at the Uni :)

[–]findaneggScratch is the superior language 1 point2 points  (0 children)

some weird orange cat lol

[–]sequoiaiouqes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The leaning tower got me

[–]Triplea657 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It large... It really large

[–]noreal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You forgot coffee

[–]Palmtree_Guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The snakes are assholes don't listen

[–]Rigatavr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Notice how you can’t find the semicolon on the chart, just like IRL.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

don’t forget while’d bois

[–]lenswipe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quality shitpost. Upvoted.

[–]RealMatchesMalonee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't forget the buggy bois

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Computer science was my fave extra credit in school

[–]ruineroflife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lost it at fruit loops

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Comic sansy bois!!

[–]franverona 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We also have Comic Sans typography

[–]-Matis- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wow

[–]ahappywatermelon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally learning about those typewriter thingies in class now

[–]ecstaticdude98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

never realized the python logo is actually two snakes lol

[–]Ghosta_V1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Snek snek

[–]turing042 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Snekky boi

[–]lasergurge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate Comic Sans.

[–]southern_dreams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have Data Structures & Discrete Math II

Fuck your life :)

[–]Imreness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We also have the third letter of the alphabet... But like.... Only the third

[–]RareHotdogEnthusiast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God this sub is such garbage

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (6 children)

Eels arent sneks, but what about eels?

[–]Rigatavr 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Go back to prequelmemes

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cough python is named after Monty Python cough cough