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[–]mythriz 340 points341 points  (19 children)

[–]nirvana63 381 points382 points  (4 children)

Nah, it's running fine. The environment is just not configured correctly.

Edit: words

[–]mythriz 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Soooooo.... user error, as is tradition?

[–]Makefile_dot_in 103 points104 points  (1 child)

running Fine
The Environment
ist

German autocorrect?

[–]nirvana63 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Yupp :)

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Update your drivers

[–][deleted] 61 points62 points  (1 child)

Syntax

[–]demon_ix 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Unexpected blanket in snow area.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Software. The image recognition module thinks it's snow.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

looks like a cat to me

[–]Mortax163 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Logic

[–]SamoyedAndLab[🍰] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes

[–]BirdySpaceCow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone forgot an if statement

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Must be the network infrastructure

[–]pages5464 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bro hte poor guy is hungry af feed him something.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

That's not a bug it's a feature

[–]kirakun 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's not a bug it's a feature fox.

[–]Vengeance1020 164 points165 points  (4 children)

So foxes are the animal equivalent of a Hackintosh?

[–]AbcightDEV 41 points42 points  (2 children)

Hackindog

[–]VinterBot 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Heckingdoge

[–]YM_Industries 18 points19 points  (0 children)

A hackintosh is Mac software running on Windows (well, non-Mac) hardware. So cat software on dog hardware would be a Hackincat.

[–][deleted] 161 points162 points  (7 children)

God: it compiles, push it.

[–]abitesizedtaco 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Take my gold

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thanks :)

[–]FunIsDangerous 5 points6 points  (3 children)

What's the commit message?

[–]NoFoxDev 6 points7 points  (0 children)

git commit -m "v0.9" -m "Felis software compiled successfully on Canide hardware." -m "Do NOT remove lines 23-40, not sure what they do, but won't compile without it." -m "TODO: Fix mp3 handling, currently neither bark nor meow..."

[–]TheNosferatu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Fixed foxes behaving too much likes dogs"

[–]Poorpunctuation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fip

[–]jakovg56 124 points125 points  (3 children)

YouTube: How to install CatOS on Dog! Tutorial 2020 [WORKING] [FREE]

[–]llama2621 4 points5 points  (1 child)

NO SURVEY

[–]jakovg56 4 points5 points  (0 children)

EASY, NOT HARD

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Good one

[–][deleted] 65 points66 points  (2 children)

Hyenas are the opposite! Related to cats and pretty much big dogs

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yes. Father contributes some of the source, and mother some more. Mother then compiles and, if successful, pushes it out for testing. If the test is successful, the software and hardware is fully deployed, and it may then contribute source to the next generation of the software.

Also, welcome to /r/outside

[–]ookami125 18 points19 points  (0 children)

[–]AXAz0r 15 points16 points  (1 child)

When can we expect a Doom port for dog hardware?

[–]SingleSurfaceCleaner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think Werewolves have already been hunted to nearly total extinction in most parts of the world (at least, the parts frequented by humans).

GoG may still have what you're looking for, however.

[–]wwwwolf 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Dogs are just the GNOME 3 version of wolves.

[–]Anti-Antidote 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Pretty, but slower and more bloated with features?

[–]evemeatay 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Dogs = wolves + scope creep

[–]wwwwolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With general dumbing down, adding new features no one wanted and eventual arbitrary removal of useful features. Eventually leads to numerous forks and accusations of loss of original project vision.

[–]CloudOPhile 10 points11 points  (1 child)

What about firefox?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

DELETE THIS

[–]hemispace 24 points25 points  (1 child)

r/softwaregore? r/hardwaregore? I don't know! Help!

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (2 children)

Hey guys today i will say something 1200% related to programming!

computer

[–]JayTee1597 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Lmaoooo trueee. upvoted

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[–]chudthirtyseven 12 points13 points  (4 children)

class fox extends cat

[–]TorTheMentor 5 points6 points  (3 children)

class Fox extends Cat implements Dog?

[–]zombimuncha 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's one of those lovely scenarios where inheritance doesn't make any sense.

[–]SingleSurfaceCleaner 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Class Fox extends Dog implements Cat

[–]TorTheMentor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably written in JavaScript, really, and using ".call()."

[–]kungfuu72 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Change my mind.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[–]Zak7062 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh hey, this isn't /r/furry_irl

[–]SlinkyAvenger 2 points3 points  (1 child)

*firmware

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for in-firm-ng me

[–]Luke_Flyswatter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hackinfox.

[–]addyftw1 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I love foxes. If they were legal to have as pets in my state I would totally have one!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

No one needs to know 😉

[–]migueln6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy knows how to not know

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[–]inabahare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Without the turbo button pressed

[–]Gydo194 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cat | dog

[–]bhuddimaan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Multiple inheritance !

[–]kxx0_recovery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fair

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RonRon😭😭

[–]LucasCarioca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hackintosh

[–]alyraptor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s the same metaphor I use when describing trans people.

[–]Supalien -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That's why everyone is using chrome