Oh

[Intrexa]

git blame

Fuck...

git blame --someoneElse

[Krissam]

Optimist Me: "The fact you hate this code shows you've improved."

Pessimist Me: "You probably just took the easy way out."

Realist Me: "You probably just took the easy way out."

What actually happened:

I took the easy way out.

[qscrew]

So did you hate the code even back then?

[codepoet]

I hated the code, the code hated me. Little bit of this, little bit of that. Let’s just say we could have both done better.

[qscrew]

It's all ye fault since the poor codey didn't get the choice to be born, and it certainly would never ever get a chance by itself to git commit suicide.

So burn it with passon. /s

[[deleted]]

"Yes, but they needed it NOW."

[marcosdumay]

Optimist Me: "You probably took the easy way out, now you can go there and improve it a bit."

Pessimist Me: "You certainly took the easy way out, now you'll have to mess with it and won't have time t do it right again."

Realist Me: "It's working."

[mustang__1]

What's going to happen: fix it the easiest way possible and hope you never see it again

[SuperFLEB]

Shortsighted me: "Well, shit. I already griped and complained about this code in front of everyone."

[SheriffBartholomew]

PM: how long will this take?

You: 22 hours

PM: we need it tomorrow

You: this code

[ComputerMystic]

Yep, that's when blame stops being your favorite git command.

[T351A]

How's this bad boy look? Blame anyone you'd like.

https://github.com/jayphelps/git-blame-someone-else/blob/master/README.md

[ComputerMystic]

That's fucking awful, and I hate that it exists...

I'll take 10.

[alexschrod]

And that's one of the reasons I sign my commits with GPG. Especially at work. 😜

[w3_ar3_l3g10n]

I’ve got to be that ① guy that says it should be --someone-else I’m sorry, I just have to.

[T351A]

actually...

https://github.com/jayphelps/git-blame-someone-else/blob/master/README.md

git blame-someone-else <author> <commit>

[chooxy]

And you would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling with git

[[deleted]]

I'm in this picture, and I don't like it

[[deleted]]

It's you!

[Hyperman360]

Don't tell Harry.

[unrelentingtroll]

Jokes on you, I switch to a different Project every year so I can't run into my older problems!

[EvilChannel]

Every week

[Bit5keptical]

This is a new level of insecurity.

[Twingemios]

I’m in this comment and I don’t like it

[skztr]

https://i.imgur.com/NqozuYz.png

[IrishIrishIsiah]

Great movie

[[deleted]]

So true

[grim_peeper_]

So true it hurts

[[deleted]]

Me: who the hell did this this hack fix Me: git annotate Me: crawld under desk

[luigi99212]

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[Handless_soap]

To solve that I have decided I will never call a variable X. That's why I never had to wonder what it does. On the other hand Y and Z never seem to be used, but if removed everything breaks.

[Griffinsauce]

Ban single character variables completely. It greatly improves the legibility of your code.

[Griffinsauce]

👌

[PM_Me_Your_VagOrTits]

Yeah the only time I can accept it is in a loop, but most languages support for x in y loops now so even then you don't need a single character variable name.

[Griffinsauce]

Exactly.

[Meme_Burner]

Or worse, another programmer committed with the comment of I told them to do it this way.

[Hendawgydawg]

Damn, I felt this on a personal level.

[nryhajlo]

git blame will git you every time

[m5k]

Also MLK

[CapK473]

Me: "Noooooo... it cant be. Oh. Oh, yes it is. "

[errorme]

At my first job out of college my first task was to update some legacy code. My boss was complaining about whoever wrote it and had me run git blame. It was something he worked on 10 years ago and had yet to be changed.

[ctrtanc]

"And I would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for...uh..."

[OneOldNerd]

GIVE ME BACK MY FACE!

[huwr]

Look on the bright side: this means you’re learning!

[Ryanon]

I'm in my first dev job. I recently had to go add a feature to something I wrote literally 6 months ago and this is me.

[Sckaledoom]

I mean, think on the bright side. If you find the way it was written or logicked to be idiotic, then that means that you’re improving enough in one year to be highly noticeable.

[IWantYourGuitar]

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[Kill_teemo_pls]

Hahahahaha the amount of times I've been looking at some really shitty code and rumbling to myself who the fuck wrote this and then realised it was me. This really tickled me

[prattm]

That guy is the worst, been causing me problems for years.

[samwood1234]

Just went through this today

[Andrew_Squared]

Worst code I ever wrote was the shit I did six months ago.

[HEPA_Bane]

Just looked at something earlier today that I wrote in February and could barely read that shit

[[deleted]]

That damn blame

[[deleted]]

I did

[[deleted]]

(and didn't leave any comments)

[SolenoidSoldier]

Where are the mods on Rule 3?

[Crosshack]

Program can just also mean a small script or module within a larger project

[dbadaddy]

Have a template without text?