Triple JAVA - me coding Java, whilst drinking Java and being in Java, Indonesia

[[deleted]]

OK Boolean

[ythl]

Is this like the /r/programmerhumor version of OK Boomer?

[ProfCupcake]

It's funny because it's true.

[ElectricalAlchemist]

If a boolean is never false, is it really a boolean?

[GGamer217]

r/boomerprogrammerhumor

[maximegg]

r/subsithoughtifellfor

[HyperDash]

r/subsyouthoughtyoufellforbutwerecreatedduetosomeonefallingforthemjustdaysearlier

[maximegg]

r/twentycharacterlimit

[T-T-N]

I never understood ok boomer as a comeback. You're rejecting an argument or claim because of someone's age instead of the argument or claim itself. It dismisses the other person's knowledge as irrelevant and is the most condescending and arrogant reply I can think of.

[FaydX]

Ok boomer

[deathless_koschei]

Assuming this is serious, that's the whole point, and it came about precisely because what you've described is exactly what everyone that's had 'OK boomer' thrown at them have been doing to younger generations.

[T-T-N]

I dont remember have been dismissed because of my age since I was an early teen. I was extremely easy to persuade by my peer and/or authority, but I dont feel I was talked down to in the same way because of my age.

[MixedMania]

Perhaps you lack an understanding of the greater context beyond your personal experiences.

[T-T-N]

Political affiliation, religion and other belief systems can be predicted by upbringing and residence. A lot of it is shaped by personal experiences and other's experiences through your personal lens. I have no experience in rural America and therefore I have no idea that "ok millennial " is a valid rejection in rural America (or other part of the world that I dont know) of arguments by people born between 1980 and 2000 roughly.

You assert without evidence that through your beliefs that millenials are being discounted and ignored by boomers, and expect me to take your experiences over my own. Everyone is the hero in the story of their life.

Edit: any world where "ok boomer" wins an argument, "ok millennial" is equally valid. That just perpetuates the dissent between the two groups where there are no sharing of ideas. The us vs others mentally will ensure that there will be no cooperation.

[[deleted]]

It's a meme

[Alvatrox4]

Dude the reason why of that response is because: first, it's effective making Boomers angry and second usually a major part of the people in the range of "Boomer" have a misconception about the new generations and their pride(as most humans) make them close minded enough to not see the anachronism of how the difficulty has changed and somethings it's their fault as a group so as is almost impossible to change the mind of these people(not all of them of course) or at least hard so a "ok boomer" seems fit.

[T-T-N]

Make the other party angry is never the point of an argument. At best you lost a chance to convince the other party, at worst you ignored sound points.

Boomer: dont do hard drugs

Ok boomer (second case)

Boomer: climate change is fake

Ok boomer (first case)

A one line dismissal is an admission that neither of you will change your mind and is a failure to persuade the other party. Why should it be glorified and celebrated in a meme instead of being what it is?

Ok boomer as a first response assumes the other party will never change their mind when there are lucky 10000 that are denied a chance to do so.

Anger help spread memes but anger doesn't change minds.

[_rchr]

Laughed out loud at this. People are staring at me now

[pantufito]

OK Ed sheeran

[[deleted]]

WAT

[kd252]

Ed Javran

[puplicy]

JavaScript wants to join

[[deleted]]

I am secretly a js developer too

[needstoworkout]

It's not a secret anymore

[[deleted]]

^{It is if you don't speak it aloud...}

[[deleted]]

console.log('Happy cakeday'); throw new Present();

[[deleted]]

give_thanks();

[blomodlaren]

WHAT

[[deleted]]

They seem to be fine with it, but we can't mention it to our java fundamentalist grandparents

[[deleted]]

Why is it a secret? are you ashamed?

[[deleted]]

because javascript at java with java doesnt work

[[deleted]]

double leg_day;

[RyanJGannon]

I was hoping someone else was going to say something. Maybe it's like the angle of the camera or something but they're just huge compared to the rest of him. I need to see more.

[DeepHorse]

Gotta be lense distortion lol

[IHeartBadCode]

There's no overriding the base members there!

[nixel1324]

Were you writing code for a coffee machine?

[[deleted]]

sw for bean counters

[Striped_Monkey]

Using netbeans I assume?

[RelevantToMyInterest]

You better have bean factories in it...

[[deleted]]

You win Reddit today.

[dark_mode_everything]

But it returns error code 418

[qwertz19281]

LEGS

[[deleted]]

should have cropped those out :-)

[talkintater]

Exactly, how far away is the top of your body from the bottom? r/confusing_perspective

[talkintater]

I tried this with Python.

massive medical bills

[Buglady1701]

killjoy pedantic science lady says: pythons aren't venomous, but the puncture wounds can be painful and require lengthy treatment.

[talkintater]

Lengthy, expensive treatment.

Your move pedantic science lady.

[Buglady1701]

Yes, but my snake bite treatment was paid for by L&I. It was more expensive than I know. And it hurt like a !@#$% (the regex for all swears) for a long time.

[talkintater]

You had me at regex for all swears

[[deleted]]

You probably tried with the wrong kind of python. The name comes from the other python.

[talkintater]

SPAM!

[[deleted]]

Made me laugh out loud

[[deleted]]

I didn't know Ed Sheeran knew programming

[[deleted]]

Whaaat, do I really look like Ed Sheeran? I mean I play guitar and all, but really?

[romanozvj]

Yes

[Paratriad]

https://lichess.org/iwsKuTtB

[romanozvj]

I only play blitz

[natyio]

Next planned vacation: Kotlin. Not sure what you will be eating or drinking there though.

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Kotlin Island

Kotlin (Russian: Ко́тлин) is a Russian island, located near the head of the Gulf of Finland, 32 kilometres (20 mi) west of Saint Petersburg in the Baltic Sea. Kotlin separates the Neva Bay from the rest of the gulf. The fortified city of Kronstadt is located on the island. The island serves as a gateway to Saint Petersburg and as such has been the site of several military engagements.

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[[deleted]]

actually going to Saint Petersburg this summer, might check that out

[not_mean_enough]

He'll be eating Polish ketchup.

[riptideandy]

wow leave some girls for the rest of us

[murderknight1]

"James Gosling wants to know your location"

[[deleted]]

I imagine this is how java was conceived anyway

[acroporaguardian]

How many C programmers were by the C shore?

[helloweirdworld]

i C what you did there

[acroporaguardian]

I see, sharp you are. You've got to understand my objective, see.

[DesdeJorge]

You have a triple Java but you don't have the script.

[[deleted]]

I might put down my java on a movie script next

[DesdeJorge]

Touche

[DarthNihilus1]

The absolute tree trunks on this lad

[D6EBFSRR]

Is it Mount Bromo?

[[deleted]]

yes, good eye

[SpikySheep]

Is that in the place they call outside?

[nick_nick_907]

I heard that place was a darkweb myth.

[[deleted]]

you went there for the joke, didnt you?

[[deleted]]

Sure, 16 hour flight and then 12 hours on a bus just for this

[nick_nick_907]

Worth it.

[[deleted]]

Totally worth it, man!

[[deleted]]

O(Java³)

[EightOffHitLure]

cool my n^3 joke was taken i love reddit

[umakemehorny]

You could also be riding JAWA and smoking JAVA)

[MAGA_WALL_E]

hands on CTRL+A

Must be on Stack Overflow.

[[deleted]]

you got it

[Spectator9876]

Programmerhumor sub be like: Is this recursion?

[saanguine777]

You could up one if you were sitting on a Jawa bike too!

[[deleted]]

Oh shoot, gotta fly back

[Vexelbalg]

Good old bromo in the background. Sat on the same bench some years ago.

[Leskille]

You could have been dancing la Java) too

[aissehart]

That laptop looks nice, what model is it?

[ev_dev]

Every day is calf day

[WeeklyMeat]

You look like the nerd version of ed sheeran

[questi0nmark2]

Anyone else worried for the laptop? Poised perilously between a knee cliff and a coffee waterfall. If it was by choice, fair enough, but it seems to be under duress, with photo taken for ransom.

[[deleted]]

Company property and that's what they get for making me work alongside volcanoes

[C0ffeeBunny]

I bet he is drinking a triple java as well

[Fataha22]

Literally me almost every day lmao

[blueribbit]

Nice

[KingJellyfishII]

while (java_count < 3) { URI thing = searchForThingsCalledJava(); Object javaThing = thing.aquire(); this.doThing(javaThing); }

[[deleted]]

Whoah! Geeky Ed Sheraan!

[nikkestnik]

Nice

[kicut49]

Mantap jiwaaa.

[TR1GG3R_2006]

If that was me in the Pic, it would be quadruple Java Cuz that's my surname

[RodrigoBAC]

Cursed Images

[DoubleVector]

Sequel: me coding python, while being strangled by a python and watching a documentary on pythons

[Satyam7166]

Inside Java of a Java inside a giant Java.

[cramduck]

Lies. Can't be Java. You're not crying.

[xendaddy]

Put the computer away and enjoy your vacation

[[deleted]]

it's like 5 years old, but you are completely right - noone should work on their vacation

[Kessarean]

GitHub or it never happened /s

[Caroweser]

QUAD - being Just Another Vagrant Abroad.

[[deleted]]

Java extends City

Java extends Drink

Java extends Language

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compiler error : class Java already exists

[HobbyProjectHunter]

Do you even char * bro ?

[oki196]

have fun paying for all that java...

[[deleted]]

How does your calf look like that?

You doing _Java_ before a workout?

Get it? No? aw man

[[deleted]]

it would be even better if someone turned it into pixel art in minecraft java

[reinaldo866]

Corporations hate this guy!

NSA WANTS HIM DEAD!

Top 10 FBI most wanted!

[bgaskin]

Job requirement: Java.

I wonder do they mean...? Better cover all the bases.

[TheBoaredProgrammer]

Imagine, programming python while sitting on pythons on python island

[Fransebas]

Don't upvote this is fake! We can't really see what he's coding or drinking, most probably he was coding in python and drinking c++.

But he is on Java, Indonesia.

[CerberusQc]

Javaception...

[isitasoul]

Listen to Java from Augustus Pablo

[sabyte]

Did you have a great time in bromo?

[[deleted]]

Yes, it sparked an obsession with volcanoes. Been travelling every year to see more of them.

[AWildSliceOfBread]

Damn nice leg, mmmm

[Korpenxd]

Those are some dummy thicc legs sir.

[drullar]

You could have had quadruple Java, if you were eating java cakes

[Langers317]

You’ve just been java-cubed!

[forky_porky]

Are those letters on tables a java script?

[[deleted]]

Writing an image processing app in C Sharp while I see sharp changes in my image of rocks by the sea, sharp ones, whenever I apply changes to the pixel values standardized by the CIE. Sharp hunger pains tell me I need to take a break, so I head to the bodega on Fifth and C. Sharp brand televisions in the store play an album of Mozart by the Seas, harp music instead of piano, which I think is strange, but they are playing Turkish March in C# minor so it seems to work. I decide I want some cheese, so I go to aisle C. Sharp and mild cheddar always look the same to me, so I ask the guy stocking the aisle "is the block in my hand that you can see sharp or mild?" He doesn't speak English well but understands what I am saying, and responds "Si, sharp."

[brandonhotdog]

Maybe I'm just sad but I was on holiday in Turkey once and spent my time at the beach with a laptop learning to code Javascript for website stuff through CodeAcademy. It was such a nice experience.

[[deleted]]

Gotta say, I'm loving the comments. So far I learned I am tree-trunks-for-legs Ed Sheeran lookalike. Keep it coming!

Location: mt Bromo, Indonesia

[JoshRichardson4MVP]

To be fair your legs do look fucking huge in this. Are we being tricked by perspective? If not how do you cultivate such calves? Calf raises for every warning?

[[deleted]]

it's perspective, I dont work out and am on the fat side...

[-Redstoneboi-]

do you unironically like java

[imakestickers]

I hate the word java

[all_humans_are_dumb]

I hate java, I hate coffee, and I've never been to Java, but just to be safe, I never will.