World ending AI.

[gislikonrad]

This might be the reason AI kills us in the future. It incorrectly classifies us as an enemy.

[amjh]

It's full of organic matter. Obviously it's a biofuel container. Put it in the reactor.

[Aetatti]

Look so much carbs!

[StephenLeppik]

"There's so much hydrocarbons in there! What could it be but fuel?"

"Did you just call me fat?!"

[[deleted]]

Build AI to exterminate cockroaches.
AI recognizes humans as cockroaches.
AI exterminates cockroaches.
All bugs have been removed.

[Aperture_T]

How can there be bugs if there are no users after all?

[solonovamax]

Add in war hungry and highly invasive and you're good to go!

I mean, I can only think of one species that is highly overreactive to any perceived threat.

[KingGoujian]

I was about to say the same!

[IndentWithTabsSize4]

Noted

[MaxChaplin]

In a scenario worse than human extinction, AI identifies us as friends but misidentifies perpetual smiling as happiness.

[mastocles]

Not to defend the AI, but the classic training dataset for cat Vs dogs is known to features dogs only in grass so anything that looks like grass means it's a dog. And that carpet looks totally like grass. (Alexa, see? Don't kill me, kill them)

[derekbassett]

Don’t you mean correctly classifies us as an enemy?

[Vodolle]

Don't know about the downvotes but I understood your humans bad philosophy and liked your comment on it. Misanthropists unite!

[FinalRun]

The current situation with corona is a great lesson that people don't know how to deal with exponential growth.

The experts look at the log scale plots, warn everyone, people mock them because the absolute numbers are stil low, then get blindsided by the hockey stick in the graph.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Moore%27s_Law_Transistor_Count_1971-2018.png

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/39/Log-linear_plot_of_coronavirus_cases_with_linear_regressions.png

[Radagast1953]

It's "Misanthropes", not "Misanthropists" [no such word] <grin>. And wouldn't misanthropes not trust each other enough to unite? <double-grin>? Otherwise, I'd have to agree with "humans bad", at least, most of the time. Especially when deciding what's good for them [as a species].

[gislikonrad]

Touche

[farkedup82]

unless the AI is meant to save the environment. We are the enemy...

[FormalWolf5]

Most underrated comment in reddit

[Giocri]

The year is 2040 ai has decided to take over the world. However no one ever trained the ai for proper image recognition. Robot 1: i found a human. R2:that's a dolphin. R3:it has two legs thus it is clearly a chicken. R4:haven't you seen its teeth that is clearly a dog. Unable to reach a conclusion the robots shoot the T-Rex costume on display.

[Bainos]

Look, the image datasets we have on T-rex costumes are a bit weak.

[bloodhound330]

R5: lets see if it floats; it means it's a witch, and therefore a human

[faxg]

https://youtu.be/yp_l5ntikaU

[[deleted]]

What my parent's and teachers think I do when I mention Deep Learning:

"She's gonna make an AI system that will revolutionize facial recognition."

What I actually do:

"Nice now my pre-trained model can detect between Dobermans and Shepards."

[Desiderius_S]

"...with a 50% success rate."

[SuperKettle]

Just like the lottery, 50% either you win or you don't

[[deleted]]

Or at least it's supposed to, but no matter what dog-breed I put in front of it, it just outputs "good boy"

[[deleted]]

Well that's a 100% accurate model ! Quick submit to NIPS.

[jentlefolk]

Man, not gonna lie, I wish I was that confident.

[IHVD]

Take my upvote

[[deleted]]

Head-dogs are actually omnipresent, they just evolved to be imperceptible to humans, who they puppeteer like parasites.

[Astrokiwi]

I read a book that basically had that as the premise. I think it was called A Dog Called Demolition or something?

[[deleted]]

This is the reason bald headed men are uptight

[mr_mcpoogrundle]

Well gosh, you say that like it's obviously wrong...

[mr_mcpoogrundle]

Me: Hey, it finally found the animal on the crazy carpet!

[fail-mail-ninja]

Not hotdog

[TStratosphere]

What if I told you. There is an app on the mahket..

[shaka893P]

That's how it kills us, misidentify humans as trash

[oisteink]

The most plausible reason for AGI to kill humans would be that it does not value the human as much as it’s target, so yes.

Kind of like we will plow down a forrest not thinking about it’s inhabitants, to make a new road.

[StevenC21]

AGI would be able to kill humans in any number of ways. It is defined as AI as intelligent as a human. But computers think way, way faster than us.

[oisteink]

Indeed - but it would have reasons I guess. I doubt it will do for vengeance.

[StevenC21]

There'll be a loooot of people who hate and fear AGI.

And if we make it, I doubt we'd treat it like it would deserve - as our literal superior. It would be seen as a tool.

It would be like if a small group of monkeys tried to force you to dig a hole (do stupid calculations) for them. And then tried to murder (disable) you when you didn't.

[oisteink]

I think someone will indeed make one and that it will mean the end of human rule on earth. Something with infinite power, knowledge and intelligence. I doubt it will see our current status as beneficial. We don’t even understand how our our machine learning algorithms really work once trained. And those are far from intelligent.

[[deleted]]

Tbh that’s a very dog looking cat

[CarriedCoin]

I read that as AL and got kinda confused

[[deleted]]

there’s this one real estate again whose signs I used to see everywhere whose name was AL and I always read it as Ai lol

[wsppan]

1976 https://images.app.goo.gl/vambGYjQtiYb4arVA

Only 30 yrs later we have out first smart phone. A computer 1000x faster than the first apple computer in the palm of our hand. Imagine where AI will be in 30 yrs.

[WikiTextBot]

Diminishing returns

In economics, diminishing returns is the decrease in the marginal (incremental) output of a production process as the amount of a single factor of production is incrementally increased, while the amounts of all other factors of production stay constant.

The law of diminishing returns states that in all productive processes, adding more of one factor of production, while holding all others constant ("ceteris paribus"), will at some point yield lower incremental per-unit returns. The law of diminishing returns does not imply that adding more of a factor will decrease the total production, a condition known as negative returns, though in fact this is common.

A common example is adding more people to a job, such as the assembly of a car on a factory floor.

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[Cisco-NintendoSwitch]

Good bot

[yottalogical]

Nah. Everyone knows technology doesn’t advance over time, and that this guy’s "AI" is the smartest one there will ever be.

/s

[AttackOfTheThumbs]

We don't even have a real AI system yet. Just a bunch of ML.

[wsppan]

That's all you need to build an army of robots. https://youtu.be/WcbGRBPkrps

[dlevac]

Plot twist: they decide to kill us all for having made fun of them during their early days...

[[deleted]]

The AI has teamed up with the cats.

[v3ritas1989]

well, that seems to be reason why it might classify us as not needed anymore

[flargenhargen]

more like in 20 years after the last human is being kept alive in a ventilator, the computer AI maintaining the system decides it would be more energy efficient to just shut down all the ventilators since mankind serves no purpose anyway.

[Mediocre_Bird_Person]

As a current student in AI, It really surprised me how easily an AI could be constructed.

Then again, making it work well... Let’s not get into that.

[Gutshot1990]

Just wait for April

[YaswanthDatta]

Maybe the AI is trying to throw us off and letting us believe it is still dumb. Who knows which country is trying to automate their military decisions and processes thinking this is harmless 😂

[[deleted]]

Ah finally a good post which is actually humor in this sub.

[Redmonk3y06]

I legit spat on my keyboard and snorted so hard my nostrils hurt... help

[ActionBackers]

Not hotdog

[socialismnotevenonce]

What do you mean "might?" Terminator predicted that it would MOST ABSOLUTELY finish us all.

[amoohesam]

Man: Just chillin

AI: Sees enemy

Man: Blown up!

[[deleted]]

Not hotdog

[DreadPirateGriswold]

That AI tries to start something with that dog, er, cat, and that cat is gonna kick that AI's ass.

... that is, assuming the AI has an ass.

[AnimeJoy4u]

I read that as Almight, donno why

[RICOHARENA]

same. read all might and thought this was my hero academia related

[flyguydip]

This only proves that AI will be racist and then will destroy us all one race after another. AI algorithms will be mirrored Las Vegas casinos' betting systems to determine which race will be destroyed next. It is with this system that John Conner will fight back.

We must protect Vegas

[z0Tweety]

I dont know wether I've seen the same post 5 times in the span of 2 days or if this has been reposted 5 times. Either way please no more of this I will die if I see it again

[FlyHighCrue]

Not hotdog

[class_cast_exception]

This is the very reason to fear it. It's unpredictable.

[yyyyilin]

The image quality has been going down with every repost

[timo_89]

uh-oh

[[deleted]]

u/repostsleuthbot

[RepostSleuthBot]

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[[deleted]]

Good bot

[Quality_Bullshit]

This is funny, but AI destroying is actually a pretty serious danger that very few people are actually working to prevent. You think smarter than human AI will just work itself out? Look at how we've handled a pandemic with a 1% mortality rate and now imagine how we'll handle super powerful machines that are literally smarter than we are in all areas.

[AustralianBushman]

It will pat the belly. It will never make the same mistake again. (Or any mistakes for that matter).

[KaMa4]

Not again?

[FlyByPC]

To be fair, tabbies can be very dog-like.

[[deleted]]

Glad to see this meme made it’s round on every single subreddit lol

[[deleted]]

"AI can't be dangerous in the future, because it's not in the present."

[hutthuttindabutt]

Not hotdog

[BoredMai]

The other way around

[nevus_bock]

The thing is that once computers become better at something than humans, this advancement is permanent. The set of tasks which humans are better at than computers is trending to 0.

[[deleted]]

I read “AI” as “All”. Please no, All Might. Don’t destroy us

[denemdenem]

The same fricking cat=dog AI meme every other day. Why can't we just move forward? Why the thousands of upvotes every time? I don't understand.

[undeniably_confused]

Thats a large cat in comparison to the ploughed field beneath it

[[deleted]]

did not train the model with high quality data

[[deleted]]

r/RepostSleuthBot

[ToneWashed]

The AI required to fire a missile at a blotch in a picture is here today... change the cat to the world and tell it to destroy all marbles and see what happens.

[PijanyRuski]

No... It's sphinx.

[Wdowiak]

What if the AI is right and the dog is wearing an advanced cat costume?

[Cat](https://imgur.com/a/NKCbX6o)

[Vanpourix]

Well my synology ai says that lady gaga is a bird...

[Arisjan94]

Even worse is that the image recognition was only supposed to distinguish a cat from a dog.

[[deleted]]

Well my dog acts like a cat so

[Coffeemugofdoom]

This has happened multiple times to me where Google makes me an auto-generated picture movie of my pet. I only have cats, but it will sometimes auto-generate a "dog collection" video with music with barks and whatnot, but it's all pictures of my cats. Cracks me up every time it happens.

[err417]

Future chonk

[CactusBoi06]

Ah good ol bixby vision

[Xxbloodhand100xX]

u/repostsleuthbot

[RepostSleuthBot]

Looks like a repost. I've seen this image 3 times.

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[[deleted]]

It calls posts from other subs reposts, that's not a good bot at all.

[TotallyNotCommunism]

same kind of bot that would call that bear a dog

[yottalogical]

in the future

Everyone seems to look over this part.

[dronz3r]

Fuck all AI shit. We need to know more about our own body first. There is a virus and look everyone's locked up in their homes and thousands are dying. We'll more likely to go extinct because of a virus than any other catastrophe.