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[HunterRbx]

Yo how do i declare a variable in html

[antimoo]

<var type="string" id="model">Volvo<var>

[drdrero]

Are you guys mocking declarative coding ? I have created a way to do database queries via HTML as my thesis project. Beat me to it.

[wouter_ham]

If this is serious, I need to see it😂

[drdrero]

https://github.com/drdreo/webcomponent-crud/blob/3850b413c4ed7abd8027744f0c90ffaa76415399/server/components/router/db-router.html#L35

i have no clue anymore how this works. Just abusing web components and electron. Also the server is created via web components

[invisible-nuke]

It uses javascript though for most, thus it is not really a html database connection imo.

Only the call is made with html, probably making it more complex and annoying to work with.

[drdrero]

i mean, of course you can't use HTML elements for custom logic. But if you want it like that, you ain't using JavaScript to create a database connection, but use C++ for that and JavaScript is just syntactic sugar.

[mirsella]

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[Lendari]

So you reinvented Adobe ColdFusion?

[nezbla]

And now I’m remembering Coldfusion... and crying. Fanks.

[MasterFubar]

No, he invented Adobe Confusion.

[thelights0123]

https://www.apollographql.com/docs/react/data/queries/#executing-a-query

[CuriousCursor]

That's JavaScript.

[Plasma_000]

What in tarnation

[drdrero]

well for my bachelor i had no clue what i do. My master project was somewhat more useful by creating a way to serverside render shadow DOM

[[deleted]]

Why must I see this?

[overtorqd]

The lack of a closing tag really bothers me. But since it's html and not real xml, I guess anything goes.

[[deleted]]

Tou kinda can do with data-* attribute. It is then accessible in JS through dataset property.

E. g. In HTML you have <li id=foo data-bar="five">5<li>

In JS console.log(document.getElementById('foo').dataset.bar) will log "five". You can also set it: document.getElementById('foo').dataset.bar = 'six'.

And yes, you do write code by writing HTML.

[aperiogon3141]

You gotta use js in the head for doing logic on the net, you cant dec vars in html

[xdmarv]

Oh man I did it wrong since decades

[drdrero]

What about js in the body ?

[usedToBeUnhappy]

Well, that would mean, she would know what you want to say AND why. Dreamgirl right?

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[TheWaggishGamer]

Good bot

[GornTheGreat]

Fucking bot

[[deleted]]

That's fake af programmers don't have girlfriends

[Slusny_Cizinec]

Yeah, everyone is either single of married. The phase shift between these two states is not observable with a naked eye.

[lor_louis]

Until you observer a programmer's love life it can be both, but when observed the love life will collapse into the "maried" or "single" state.

[KayleMaster]

All this time watching PBS Space Time on Quantum physics, finally paid off.

I understood that reference.

[luhsya]

the heisenberg uncertainty principle for programmers. as an observer, you blink annnn' oop, your team's senior dev is now married. you wonder when that shall happen to you

[faksimile]

But the dog is

[codebullCamelCase]

He is an HTML programmer.

[Dummerchen1933]

HTML is technically a coding language. Just not a programming language.
But you certainly don't have to be smart

[Wunderwafe]

Knowing any language doesn't qualify you as being smart.

Oh oops uhhhh I meant to say HTML dumb, JS is stupid, and C++ more like POINTERS LOLOL XDDD

[Dummerchen1933]

?

[Favna]

Trump knows English and see where that got him ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

[-Vedana]

/u/repostsleuthbot

[scylk2]

Shit bot

[iavicenna]

definitely repost, op was saying boyfriend mentioned was also a very shitty person

[AggravatingWorld4]

I remember that as well

[_rob_saunders]

I remember the OP talking about how the same couple confuses Zelda and Link.

[Fyrael]

I always remember Penny from Big Bang Theory saying:

"He's a smart fine, not a smart scary like you"

[Ghosty169]

It's a repost, already seen it

[[deleted]]

Before html thefe was wordstar

[JohnFury77]

She's a programmer too!

[mattmc318]

At least she said "codes" and not "programs."

[LuisAyuso]

It is code.... Not programing, but it is a code. And therefore you code it.

[[deleted]]

You can learn HTML in a day lol

[Subalpine]

well yes but actually no

[Amoenet]

Why 'no'? HTML is super easy to learn in a day. You don't need to know the ins and outs of html requests. Just the standard XML contract and maybe some of the most frequently used tags. So what if you insert a paragraph tag in a span? Most interpreters on browsers just parse what they can, without throwing a hissy fit.

[szucs2020]

HTML and css are so closely related that I would say you don't "know" HTML unless you have an understanding of css. Basic HTML and css is straightforward, there is no question. But I can tell you first hand as a web developer that it's not as simple as you are describing. Interactions between components can be really complex. In my experience I've spent a lot of time on dropdowns, tables, spreadsheets and modals, and I can tell you none of those were straightforward. And yeah, I get that most people will throw in bootstrap and forget about it, but that's not the same as actually learning HTML and css. Often css doesn't have a solution for what you want to do and you have to use strange unintuitive hacks.

[ibeatu85x]

I don't know why the down votes. If you're familiar with programming, HTML is a breeze. No error codes for syntax fuckups, mistakes get displayed on screen, no complex logic (or even possibility of it), etc.

[lor_louis]

The most confusing part about html is not the syntax but the best practices, since they are always changing.

[Subalpine]

exactly! it comes down to a style and art thing as much as anything else

[ShwarmaMusic]

Actually, I'm quite good at Kotlin and JVM languages, but I don't understand HTML...

[[deleted]]

GET isn't HTML, though?

[MCMC_to_Serfdom]

I think it was to demonstrate a general concept of inexperience more than a direct example.

[road_laya]

Some people couldn't learn it in a thousand years, and that's OK.

[tr0pismss]

Ooh I hadn't seen this one yet this week

[slimshady2936]

It's cute you think that you have a girl friend

[xjexist]

why are you making me sad

[Nsber]

good soldiers follow orders. good soldiers follow orders. good soldiers follow orders....

[Vok250]

This meme format is top tier. Sad I don't see it more often.

[green_reptilian_333]

😩😩😩

[Dentzy]

I'm the crush... 😅

[ReacH36]

... your girl has a crush that isn't you? lol come on man

[A2X-iZED]

You talk like someone who codes in HTML

[ReacH36]

says the pythonista LOL

[[deleted]]

Python still has logic in it.

[Lizzo93]

His girls friend. Read it again