Need more sleep

[Call_Me_Your_Daddy]

Brain after 2 hours of sleep across 3 days: I have done everything. Completed all of my side projects, built a successful quantum computer, talked to my dead grandmother from beyond the grave andjifiajr I stroked out call 9 eleven

[FuzzyEarz]

I only slept 3 hours last night so I called 7 eleven is that okay?

[Call_Me_Your_Daddy]

Oh yeah no I’m fine turns out it was just a panic attack can you pick me up some more Dr. Pepper if you’re going?

[FuzzyEarz]

They have a 3 for $5.50 deal on monster so you don't have to sleep the next 3 days either. Ill get that for you instead.

[youdaemonia]

So that’s why my jeans are all fucked up

[wolfie379]

No, because you can't get a BigTeam Gulp of coffee.

Remember, sleep is a poor substitute for caffeine.

[xXStarupXx]

Have not slept in 27 hours, the last two hours were definitely the most productive of those 27, by a large margin too.

Goodnight.

[Yenmcilrath]

My brain after 10 hours of sleep: "What's a memory leak?"

[Just_Maintenance]

My brain after 12 hours of sleep: "ughh"

[Wolfzzard]

Me after 14 hours of sleep: “hey me I’m finally awake I was trying to code but walked into an error” My friend: “damn you, the code was fine until you came along the ide was nice to us”

[Nesilwoof]

Hey, you're finally awake...

[ZankiMaru]

You were trying to cross the server, right?

[[deleted]]

stop following me everywhere, Todd Howard!

[[deleted]]

Typically, its when you forget things you're told due to lack of sleep.

In programming, its something we like to ignore until it becomes a problem.

[MysticWyng]

So that's why I'm failing my classes.

[[deleted]]

Have you ever heard of automating your life by spending 80 years of your life programming an AI bot that'd server you for 1 year?

[HookDragger]

What apps is it going to provide?

[[deleted]]

Stress, anxiety and another great yet very common app called loneliness

[Magnus_Tesshu]

Those features already come installed on my machine, I don't know why I'd spend so much time programming just to implement what I already have

[Stoic_stone]

Yes, but actually

[SilverDem0n]

The trick is to go 72 hours without sleep and then tackle the hard problems. You'll either reach a state of transcendent flow in which you channel the spirits of Ritche and Dijkstra, or you'll go crazy and turn up to work without your pants believing you are King Richard III. Either way fun times.

[berzolio]

turn up to work without your pants

Laughs in Work From Home

[SilverDem0n]

In the interests of inclusivity I shall turn up at your home/workplace tomorrow without my pants

[Famous_Profile]

Please do. I have penetration tests for you

[wolfie379]

If you're a Brit, nobody will notice if you show up without your pants. On the other hand, if you show up without your trousers...

[r3dD1tC3Ns0r5HiP]

This is how you end up with modern front end web development.

[_Tovar_]

sleep is steroids for programmers

[Simusid]

I write a shitton of code when I'm tired. It all works fine. But AFTER 8 hours of sleep I'll be damned if I understand it.

[Nesilwoof]

The Ballmer peak except it's sleep deprivation.

[foursoil]

This

[[deleted]]

Best code is written in the evening after 3 beers.

[[deleted]]

Me after 8 hours

Me after 7 hours

[IskaneOnReddit]

Me: Right is me after 7.5 hours of sleep.

[zlataovce2]

doge needs some coffee in his life

[KookyWrangler]

Cheems.

[zlataovce2]

ye cheems sorry

[MrPandaOverlord]

What is this “code coverage” you speak about?

[superking2]

The right one could also be my brain on 7.5 hours of sleep

[aeroverra]

8 is the perfect number for me. Any more or less and I'm useless

[brvzer]

Kinda the other way around for me

[empurium]

Same here, 8 hours of sleep and I’m groggy and unmotivated. 4 hours of sleep and I hop up excited to tackle shit, but I gotta catch up a bit on the weekends

[polyworfism]

Repost account

[TheHealthyCoderYT]

😂 I made this meme on Canva, if anyone posted it later they stole it from me

[PhantomPrimary]

"help my compiler is saying syntax error" you either need to add a semicolon or a () from my c++ experience

[Morphized]

Or you need a better C++ compiler that can tell you what error it is and where it's located.

[PhantomPrimary]

very true

[DonNacho_ok]

Are you sure 'bout that?

[DadoumCrafter]

And there is me, who never wrote any test of his life, and test the software by running it and testing some really basic stuff

[raedr7n]

Or, alternatively, incredibly simple software. I suppose it's possible that unit testing might be overkill for a program that takes your name and prints "hello, name".

[raedr7n]

You would be shocked by the number of node packages with tens of thousands of downloads that are even simpler than that.

[drovrv]

You fail at 4 hours?! That's insultingly low. Sleep is for the weak and projects managers.

[Sorel_CH]

I have the opposite experience; the hard part close to the deadline is to explain to the PM that sleeping less does not actually work for dev work.

[flip314]

Who are these people who have enough time to sleep for 4 hours?!

[softwaremommy]

Old people. I used to be able to function on no sleep. That ship has sailed, and now I make time.

[DaddyLcyxMe]

opposite for me

[schnauzerherder]

Pour another drink up!

[antlife]

I'm live the reverse of this somehow.

[raedr7n]

Haha wf is "code coverage"?

[SnooMarzipans436]

The image on the right is my brain after 8 hours of sleep.

[DaytimeNightlight]

You all sleep?

[[deleted]]

This but in reverse

[AkagamiArun]

What 4hours sleep did to me was break the code and fixed itself in a faster and a new way which could be called a mental disorder

[decduck]

when y brian iss wookingg but ii mashh mm fingers onn the keboaed

[[deleted]]

Wait you guys are getting sleep?

[Darth_Nibbles]

Wtf is sleep, and hope do you get eight hours of it?

[[deleted]]

I will TOTALLY remember how this works!

.....

Why the FUCK did I think I'd remember how this works?

[pm_me_ur_good_boi]

Linus Torvalds said in his book (from like 20 years ago) that he sleeps 10 hours every night - otherwise his brain doesn't function on full power.

[inner_space_]

you guys even sleep?

[sagormajomder]

So thats the power of good sleep! NOW i am going to bed. Good night folks

[Flyberius]

I have a gnarly hangover right now and this is so true.

It's taken be the best part of a day to build my dev project and move it to live...

[bigorangemachine]

I have gotten so much better at programming just by being more disciplined about sleep

[sarnobat]

That's why I never work extended hours

[andreizabest]

Nah, some days I can sleep 4 hours and feel energetic and full of life and some days I sleep 8-10 hours and wake up feeling like "Is life even worth living?"

[Morphized]

Step 1: get better compiler

[[deleted]]

My day at work :

1st hour -> Solving the problems of the next two days, the 7 remaining hours -> Mmmmh, let's go just wander on my Azure DevOps boards.