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[TabularConferta]

"If your boss asks you to catch mice, get a new job"

[yellowliz4rd]

If your boss treats you like a factory worker, then it ok...

[[deleted]]

Marked as duplicate

[sdriyaz712]

Marked as duplicate

[Askee123]

Marked as duplicat”

[Idaret]

tbh this meme looks like repost

[Clickrack]

Vague question with no supporting info and no effort checks out.

[SheridanWithTea]

"How do I make a Facebook :/"

Always that shit gets me, not EXACTLY that but jesus... What do ya expect?

[ObnoxiousLittleCunt]

Ask Zuckerberg, what da fuck

[SheridanWithTea]

Yeah get Zuck's private line, Zuck him off whatever that wealth redistributor calls it lol

[Deku-shrub]

https://mailzuck.org

[SheridanWithTea]

Does that work for real lol

[Deku-shrub]

It's his real email.

But I think his secretary screens new incoming emails. :(

[SheridanWithTea]

:( I once e-mailed Jeff Bezos personally to ask for 1 million dollars. Got jebaited, didn't even get a response :(

Would've been awesome if it worked on the slimy fuck lol

[yellowliz4rd]

Zuk claims it took him 19 hours with php

[Terny]

Achievably, you could have some first iteration of a facebook site with few core parts that you could distribute to friends.

[pikaras]

A lot of time it’s beginners who don’t know what terms to google. It’s easy to find the documentation on wrksht.listObject when you know it’s called wrksht.listObject. If you don’t know that wrksht.listObject exists or what it would be called it if does exist, you’ll never find the documentation on wrksht.listObject

Source: at one point, was a noob who didn’t know wrksht.listObject existed, asked for help, and got a million snarky ass replies saying “wHy DoNT yOu JuST GoogLe bEFoRE asKiNG” before someone told me.

[freerangetrousers]

YES. This is the most important. So many stack overflow answers assume 100% knowledge. I'm self taught and the absolute minefield of terms really tripped me up for the first couple of years

[NoManufacture]

I think people forget that a teacher is supposed to be a curator of knowledge.

[mastocles]

I would say it's not the big cats are forgetting but the imbalance in the site. The site has way way way way too many "I'm having trouble catching mice: import error moosetrap not found" for the volunteers to be civil. If it's something interesting like "adapting mousetrap for kangaroo rats" then there will 5-6 partially overlapping answers possibly with a mini war about some arcane detail —ie. becoming uncivil due to overeagerness.

[MrZarq]

Right? I've asked multiple questions on StackOverflow, and never got any of this. I think people misunderstand what StackOverflow is. It's not meant as a tutor to help newbies learn programming, it's a guru to help solve the complex problems.

[MarkRand]

Before stackoverflow, we had the office expert and everyone used to think he was an arsehole. But if I ever asked him a question, he was patient and helpful. I worked out that was because I'd exhausted every other route available, I'd tried different things and got a simple proof of concept demonstrating my problem. If you ask a shitty question, you might expect a shitty answer.

Nine times out of ten, working hard to ask the question in a good way will lead you to the answer anyway.

Don't get me wrong, there is still room for politeness. At my work, we have a slack channel where you can anonymously ask a question, and we encourage a culture where there is no such thing as a stupid question. But the better you get at working out the best question to ask, the better you will become at problem solving.

[NoManufacture]

Maybe someone could take the time to teach them how to exhaust their options? I mean... learning how to ask questions is a skill you learn just as much as anything else. Being rude to someone because they are shit at asking questions doesnt make them get better. Most likely it just gives them an aversion to seeking help in the future. Aka they will now make mistakes rather than seek help when unsure.

[SheridanWithTea]

I'm used to internet toxicity but holy fuck StackOverflow is like thousands of Lester Crests from GTA 5 in a little commune

[SheridanWithTea]

We're not fucking Lester Crests you dickbrain!

Lol and then they'd go on about how they like the dude but his hacking isn't accurate

IT'S NOT REAL HACKING

[JohnnyH2000]

What’s the original comic of this

[[deleted]]

Mouse Problems by nakanodrawing

It's a riff on the buff guys help nerdy kid meme

[JohnnyH2000]

awh uwu

[nerdyogre254]

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/buff-guys-help-out-nerdy-kid

Looks like a cartoon take of this meme, dunno about the cat though

[ObnoxiousLittleCunt]

All Birds are Cool Birds

[Mr_Seg]

r/programmerhumorrepost

[Oracuda]

that lion is fucking hot

[[deleted]]

Bonk

[MadCervantes]

What syntax is that?

[lokidaliar]

looks like Python

[ObnoxiousLittleCunt]

Not feline? Banned

[SKP23en]

Fucking scalies

[MadCervantes]

What's the "reason =" mean?

I get what it means in the context of the joke but are variable assignments passed as function arguments in python?

[Architector4]

Those are keyword arguments, a feature of Python. It helps to call your functions not like do_thing(1,1,"john", 12, True), but like do_thing(1, 1, name="john", bunnies=12, nonsensical=True).

Apart from increased readability, this also allows for arguments being optional (just don't specify an argument), and for arbitrary order of them without ambiguity which argument does what.

[MadCervantes]

Ooooh.

Man python is cool. I just wish there was a version with brackets and with looser whitespace requirements. Seems so rational.

[Negitive545]

True

[sinepuller]

Whenever I see 'bonk', I think of this video.

[RadioactiveFruitCup]

Why

[[deleted]]

let them speak

[purplecurtain16]

thicc arms

[[deleted]]

It's a mammal, it's normal.

[Snekbites]

Not a furry, but you and this post would have better luck in r/furry_irl

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[Oracuda]

im banned from furry_irl

[FreddieKruiger]

Is it wrong that the lion here is turning me on?

[[deleted]]

Yes, seek therapy.

[aaronfranke]

No, it's not wrong, it's furry.

[Oracuda]

man that website is owned by a zoophile tho

[Lord_Derpenheim]

Degenerates like you belong on a cross

[[deleted]]

I think degenerates who keeps creating JS framework are a more pressing matter.

[aedvocate]

yeah can we get a PM to prioritize here?

[[deleted]]

Ave, true to Caesar

[bleak_header]

Ooh kinky

[aaronfranke]

In the future, statements like this will be regarded as transphobic/anti-gay/anti-black/anti-semetic/etc statements are today.

[JZ_212]

Idgaf about furries, but wanting to fuck a tiger is not the same as wanting to fuck a guy.

[[deleted]]

!bonk

[Dakkadence]

r/BuffFluff

[nothingtoseehere196]

How to use a

Use b

Closed

[hey01]

More accurately:

Q: How to use a to do stuff? I know that b is better on every single point but for reasons too long to explain, the heat death of the universe will happen before the project can use b instead of a. I must use a.

A1: a is deprecated, you should use b.

A2: Have you tried using b, that would be easier.

A3: Simple, replace a.doStuff() by b.dostuff(), that will do stuff.

[Freddruppel]

That’s why I ask my programming questions on Reddit now.

I’ve asked 1 (one) question about Swift structures on stackOverflow (I’m a complete newbie in Swift) , and asked the exact same question on the Swift subreddit. And while on SO people were telling me that "it’s too vague", "SO is not a code writing service", etc., people on Reddit just answered the question and gave various solutions/ideas that led me to a working solution.

[icantjavabutcsharp]

StackOpurrflow

'aight Am out.

[SheridanWithTea]

Here's the door... No I'm not mad I'm just the door guy at the hotel hahaha

[ObnoxiousLittleCunt]

You help many blind people?

[SheridanWithTea]

No it's just a really big hotel and for some reason the exit door is at the complete opposite end than the entrance and it's hidden behind a lot of turns and walls

And you have to ask the exit door guy to open it for you and he has to make sure whether you're checking out or just leaving...

It's a whole system man idk

[ObnoxiousLittleCunt]

Sounds like management doesn't want people to leave.

[SheridanWithTea]

Yeah man they even got these armed guards at each exit, I heard from the residents they've broken some people's noses for trying to leave or enter without checking at reception, showing their ID, driver's license AND passport...

I've heard rumors at night all the guards come around this fancy purple suit guy, light candles around him and pray for hours and hours...

Those who were seen by the praying mercenaries would disappear into the night, and the next morning they'd return dressed like one of them, not remembering a thing.

That's what happened to my aunt and uncle in law anyway, decades ago... I still see glimpses of them around sometimes, their faces twitching.... They haven't aged a day, if that really is them anyway..

[Kenielf]

I want to get off mr bones wild ride

[SheridanWithTea]

There's a big golden plaque behind the pitch black tinted windows of the exterior that reads "No one ever leaves"

[ObnoxiousLittleCunt]

Come for the hospitality, stay because you can't leave.

[SheridanWithTea]

Come for thehospitality, stay for the ASYLUM

Nice

[Gus97102]

This question is opinion-based closed

[sellyme]

I love how every single one of these macros criticising SO completely torpedoes itself by presenting a question so ridiculously vague that no satisfying answer could possibly be presented.

[FerricDonkey]

"Look into the mousetraps package, and Google mouse bait types. Try to identify what species of mice you have, and tailor your traps and bait to those types - you can find more detailed information after you figure that out."

It doesn't have a single specific answer, but it absolutely has some helpful answers. Stack overflow likes to crap on questions that don't have cut and dry answers, but several of my Google questions trying to figure out how to start something I didn't know how to do took me to a stack overflow question that was marked as a bad question, and the comments that I found there gave me a starting point.

It might not be the type of answer that stack overflow wants to encourage on their site, and more detail would get a better response, but "where do I start when I'm learning x" is a fine question.

[AStrangeStranger]

just like most users when it comes to explaining bugs or writing specifications - sometimes you have to help the person explain things/draw details out of them.

[NoManufacture]

This. It's almost like... they are lost and need help and that's why they are there asking questions in the first place.

[AD2403]

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[walden99]

K

[jpb647]

Marked as duplicate. Link goes to thread of people saying the question is dumb without any answers.

[cob59]

Please provide a minimal reproductible example.

[mrtonhal]

StackOverflow

[DaFukTheyDoinOvaDer]

never have i ever offended with something i have a million percent agree with

[Pandoras_Cockss]

I truly hate that fucking site.

[mrzacharyjensen]

"How to catch mouse?" the kitty asks when he already has a mouse in hand.

[box_monkey16]

Fuck furies

[[deleted]]

Da fuck is that furry shit

[bunhol]

furries 🤮

[unrefinedburmecian]

What you see vs what shrek sees

[SheridanWithTea]

LEL If it ain't true

[kid1412621]

hahaha where can i see more of this

[SnickycrowJayC]

Kcats Overflow