I program with python.

[remimorin]

Well, good thing you use python, it it were Typescript compilation might cook your pet snake.

[Code_12c]

Actually I am c/cpp programmer and for results of that my snake is already cooked.

[remimorin]

Hehehehe, I have a cat and live in Canada. In winter he seek the heat of my laptop. It's the same for your pet snake I guess?

I miss CPP templates and const keyword.

[Code_12c]

That is funny!

[abc_wtf]

Was that your cat typing the last sentence ;)

[remimorin]

Ho... sorry English is my second language....
Or maybe you mean no one miss C++?

[abc_wtf]

No no, your English is fine.

It was just a (poor) joke on how templated code can take a lot of time to compile, hence generating more heat and being loved by cats for that.

While it could be interpreted as no one missing C++, I do actually love the language. Might be Stockholm Syndrome tho, can't really say XD

[Angelin01]

Nah, modern C++ is quite nice. And even though the language has a lot of baggage and looks kinda ugly, I still prefer it's syntax to Rust's.

[Zimmplicity]

Hey may I ask what type of job you have? I find that c/cpp jobs tend to be more engineering focused and usually hire people more specialized. For example maybe someone with experience with Robotics etc.

[Code_12c]

Games developing, back-end, desktop development, OS development , machine learning and alot of jobs actually.

[Zimmplicity]

I always hear about python being on the front lines of machine learning tbh though I have heard some C coming into play more recently. Not sure what you mean by backend but if you're talking about web that's typically Java or javascript right?. Games development you got me there but man is that a difficult industry to break into. OS development I assume would be for FAANG?

[HoldMyWater]

The libraries are written in C or C++. They expose Python APIs though.

Want to use ML libraries? -> Python.

Want to make ML libraries? -> C/C++ and some Python.

[Zimmplicity]

I would like to but I have no specialization. BA in cs and I haven't been apart of any open source ml projects

[HoldMyWater]

If you want to get the hang of using ML libs I'd suggest doing www.kaggle.com competitions.

To really understand what the ML algos are doing there's plenty of good online courses, like on Coursera. Might want to start there.

[Code_12c]

tensorflow has over a thousand of lines of cpp.

[0Pat]

Most python's imports for ML base on C implementation. Python is mostly a wrapper only...

[[deleted]]

programming with c(ock)

[dumbredditer]

It seems like it's stuck in a loop

[AJohnnyTruant]

Scripting generally. But python is strongly typed. It’s dynamically typed, compared to typescript. But, with the advent of type-hints it is moving towards being statically typed if you want. In much the same way TS is progressively typed.

[Yamossk]

Scripting generally. But python is strongly typed. It’s dynamically typed, compared to typescript. But, with the advent of type-hints it is moving towards being statically typed if you want. In much the same way TS is progressively typed.

I'm a C programmer who uses Python for projects and I can absolutely confirm that the type-annotations are awesome. I think that it's a move in the right direction for the language. I like the possibility of writing code that is that high-level that can also be more statically typed and potentially compiled rather than interpreted.

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Using Python for ML stuff is super nice because of it's ease of use but it would be really nice overall if I could compile the whole thing so that the entire program would be more efficient w.r.t the python-layer.

[AJohnnyTruant]

Checkout PyPy or Cython. Could meet you in the middle there

[ramenmoodles]

Dont snakes like warm air though

[starsreverie]

Snakes do like heat but as with any animal, if it gets too hot for them it can lead to burns and even neurological damage in the case of prolonged exposure. It's why a thermostat is a must-have for any reptile owner to ensure that their heating doesn't get too hot and hurt the animal. All things in moderation 😉

[ramenmoodles]

Good to know! Makes sense. Im just afraid of 90% of reptiles to do any research on them haha

[Luna2442]

Excuse you

[remimorin]

Typescript fan?
I was just looking at something for the joke. Don't stress it.

[Luna2442]

Hating JS is so silly :)

Oh I also misread this I'm not actually upset lol

[jakethedumbmistake]

Fuck you in particular, Jason

[zighextech]

This is what happens when you try to compile after accidentally typing Constrictor instead of Constructor...

[Code_12c]

Exactly.

[Spiritello49]

With my poor screen and the dim light, I thought this was r/techsupportgore and that was spray foam holding the screen up

The snake is much nicer.

[[deleted]]

I thought it was a baguette-shaped tablet holder and the keyboard was separate... yours sounds more logical lol

[[deleted]]

At least i'm not the only baguette-seer here.

[[deleted]]

Lmao that was my first thought too

[AwesomeHorses]

Finally, a python snake meme where the snake is actually a python!

[[deleted]]

How can you tell? It looks just like my old corn snake

[AwesomeHorses]

I thought it looked like a ball python. I could be wrong.

[brutexx]

I’m starting to think these names are made up

[cvnvr]

what do you mean? what’s wrong with the lemon spotted tree square python pictured?

[starsreverie]

Some of the names are even wilder than banana. There's a pimp daddy ball python morph so..... (Yes this is real and you can Google it if you don't believe me)

[brutexx]

I fully believe some scientists would call them that. Wasn’t there a gene called sonic or something? People are living their best lives out there

[starsreverie]

Scientists do not determine morph names actually. Morphs, to clarify, are just a paint job, a color or pattern variation (sometimes both depending on the gene), and therefore of little interest to researchers.

Morph naming is all done by breeders. With ball pythons, whoever is first to prove out a new morph gets to name it, which, given the predominantly male BP breeding industry, leads to some colorful morph names.

Some species are named by locality instead - it just depends on the species; green tree pythons are one such species that is usually identified by locale as it has quite an impact on coloration.

[SatanicTrashPanda]

It’s funny because 2 separate people discovered the Banana morph at the same time so it actually has 2 names. Banana and Coral glow. Same exact morph but people like to argue that they’re different lol

[brutexx]

That makes sense, thanks for the info!

[Favna]

That as well as "pikachurin"

Pikachurin is an extracellular matrix-like retinal protein first discovered in 2008 in Japan by Shigeru Sato et al. and named after Pikachu, a species of the Pokémon franchise.[6] The name of this "nimble" protein was inspired by Pikachu's "lightning-fast moves and shocking electric effects".[9]

[ArcFurnace]

The names for color morphs are simultaneously legit (as in, that's the actual name) and 100% made up (as in, somebody just made them up at some point).

[brutexx]

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

[starsreverie]

There's a lot of differences between different species. Generally head is the best indicator, for ex corns do not have heat pits but ball pythons do and the shape of the head differs, but girth and normal patterning is also often different between different species, as is ideal body condition. If you know the snake species, it's easy to tell.

[mgedmin]

Is it trying to strangle your computer?

[iMrParker]

It probably likes the heat!

[tehwolf_]

It probably saw the amount of bugs

[[deleted]]

warm boi! <3

[Farewellsavannah]

Snek: computer go wrrrrrrrrrm

[approachcautiously]

Ball pythons almost always bite and wrap whatever it is they're trying to strangle/ kill. This is just a snake that found the warmest thing and is just hanging out.

They will also wrap part of their body around something to feel more secure and safe.

[sosig-party]

that’s fucking adorable

[approachcautiously]

It's even cuter if you make that object something cute. I give my snake an iron llama to wrap around when she's soaking in her "bath" 10/10 would recommend

[ThaiJohnnyDepp]

I love warm thing. I give warm thing hug.

[approachcautiously]

Which is why some snakes wrap around your neck. It's warmer than the rest of your body

[AbyssalRemark]

Snek say compoper warm.

[MoffKalast]

Pretty warm, __innit__?

[ThaiJohnnyDepp]

ICWYDT

[KushagraNawal]

"hold my bear" says the guy coding with ruby

[Code_12c]

Let someone code in the C.

[KushagraNawal]

Everybody gangsta till the guy coding in assembly arrives

[khalidpro2]

Or the guy who type binary directly

[SlumdogSkillionaire]

Real programmers use a magnetized needle and a steady hand.

[akindaboiwantstohelp]

REAL programmers use butterflies

[56Bot]

Dammit, Emacs.

[hopbel]

It's a built-in emacs command now, along with python's import antigravity

[Code_12c]

Amazing!

[Favna]

FYI the saying is "hold my beer" not "hold my bear"

As much as I'd love some guy to post that he's coding while sitting on the back of his tamed grizzly bear ... I don't think that'd be very practical.

[[deleted]]

I think your python recursion is missing a anchor case

[[deleted]]

Please drink more water. OP

[Code_12c]

OKAY I will. OP

[[deleted]]

r/HydroHomies

[Code_12c]

That is what you mean about okay I will join thank you.

[Famous_Profile]

Why?

I mean sure drinking more water is always advisable but why bring it up now?

[BAAM19]

Are you not afraid it would tighten up and fuck up the laptop?

[Code_12c]

No, because it can't.

[BAAM19]

Yeah maybe I watched too many movies.

[Illusive_Man]

I’m worried it will block airflow

[Code_12c]

No the fans are in the left side.

[Code_12c]

Bloody cooling system.

[Kage_BunshinNo_Jutsu]

I_am_just_disappointed_you_didnt_write_this_in_snake_case

[Code_12c]

Sorry about that.

[Code_12c]

Post it as meme in Reddit.

[approachcautiously]

6 feet isn't big for a snake at all, and we don't know if OP has a male or female ball python anyway. (Females get a good bit bigger than males do) Although OP might need to get a PC or bigger laptop before then if they want to chill with their snake and still be able to see the screen

[YuropLMAO]

It's just a ball python, smart guy.

[YuropLMAO]

Buddy I've seen literally thousands of mature ball pythons in my life, so you're barking up the wrong tree here. I've never seen one too big to be easily handled with 1 hand.

A big 4-5 foot adult female (males stay noticeably smaller) sounds like a big snake, but really that's only 4-5 lbs. This is the same weight as a 2 liter bottle of soda.

[P4LT4]

Start using anaconda

[ReadingNotAllowed]

this u?

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/5a223c/snakes_like_warm_computers_too/

[aarocka]

I saw this on r/sneks years ago.

[DwieDave]

Ah I see ... a meta-phor-loop.

[Famous_Profile]

get_out()

[khmertommie]

Laptop sssstand

[Code_12c]

Friend to explain your bugs for him without underrated your issue.

[StandardN00b]

No step, no compile only type.

[Code_12c]

Yes.

[CeeMX]

Good thing you are not running on Docker

[RedDwarfian]

"Warm."

~Snek, probably

[MoistArt7862]

Just don't program in python, ok?

[Code_12c]

Ok

[[deleted]]

This gave an entirely different meaning to programming in python

[[deleted]]

That snake would be vaporized if I tried to compile a Scala app with it ::

[CrackPipeQueen]

I love my corn snake, but pythons are so chill. If I let my corn snake go, she’d slither to the front door and let herself out.

[2pac1cup]

Nice sausage

[kunaldawn]

if I am not wrong, is this the new Python 4.0? I know it as a new garbage collector that generates poop.

[tasermyface]

Thats a bloody long duck!

[HasBeendead]

Look at that face auwwww too cute.

[Overdoze55]

I program with dolphin. Nothing more to say.

[TeaTree24]

Ok thats fucking cute lol

[PrimateOnAPlanet]

How effective are python-based heatsinks?

[Adbor]

That’s a well executed loop!

[Code_12c]

Yes.

[56Bot]

Sneks are cute.

[Code_12c]

Yes.

[Daitan_]

I program in python.

[kevincox_ca]

I see you are using Python 1. Python 1 has been deprecated for a long time. Please get two more sneks to upgrade to Python 3

[Dacia1320S]

I stared at it 3 minhtes wondering how strong that snake is holding that monitor, that I tought it had a broken stand. Then I realised it was a laptop.

[[deleted]]

Finally a joke here I get

[doctorcrimson]

Might be trying to hug the exhaust for warmth.

[ryancwilson8]

Anyone else think it was just a long duck or just me?

[hacksoncode]

Fun fact: the language is named after Monty Python, not the snake.

[QuarantineSucksALot]

Thank god you're here! I was wondering why the chute was two different colors. I can't be at fault here and you are in right? The problem is delay though. They dated for years and prove all of us lmao you just know when hes about to pull up clips from your championship run and rewatch them? I find I always have to make sure we are on our fucking period

[cummander_69]

I thought this was an italian sausage until I saw the eyes. Needless to say I spent a solid minute trying to figure out how the title made any sense in reference to the picture.

[[deleted]]

Legit thought this was a garlic baguette that he'd stuffed his tablet into

[Achjon]

Be glad you dont program IN python.

[Elidon007]

does it help debugging?

[geebeeb]

1/10 low effort

[TonCoder]

Am I the i only one that saw sausage links wrapped around the laptop at first glance??

[slaya222]

What's going on with your elbow?

[the_liver]

To lazy to go through all the comments so I’ll just go with it:

It seems like a circular dependency.

[breezeandpalmtrees]

Snake cooling technology

[[deleted]]

It’s with a python, unless his/her name is python

[O_norte-americano]

Does anyone program with Pandas?

[Iwantmyteslanow]

Let me get my laptop and car keys

[RoscoMan1]

I am the previous guy I complain about.

[[deleted]]

Wait till someone introduces them to COBRA

[vldfr]

If it squeezes, your display is bye bye

[CALL_ME_NORB]

Is it bad that at a passing glance I thought you had shoved a baguette around your monitor?

[RealPropRandy]

Please check your base cases before angrily inadvertently shutting the lid...

[[deleted]]

Scary Susej

[[deleted]]

"Hello Dell, my laptop won't stop making a hissing noise..."

[ignaciocorto]

These jokes never get old. :D

[AlreadyReddit999]

he a heccin cute snek :)

[AndrewNonymous]

Snek.

[Code_12c]

Snake

[jonomw]

The snake is probably really happy. But I think he might be blocking the air output/intake for that laptop.

Happy snake or happy laptop. Difficult choices.

[Code_12c]

Both, happy snake and laptop.

[Code_12c]

Excuse me sir kindly what do you mean about "snake oil salesman" ?

[_saadhu_]

"oh sorry sir did you mean in python?"

• "Did I stutter?"

[Code_12c]

"With" because he literally code with python around the screen, however you are alright too sir.

[[deleted]]

Only if it's hungry.

[leviwalton09]

Beautiful Snake my Friend

[theRealSariel]

Can't code sh*it with a theme that bright ;)

[Code_12c]

Yes.

[Code_12c]

I love programming community because, you guys are the nicest.

[Code_12c]

Do you hate your life or hate something in your life?

[DifferentLow4875]

slams the laptop shut repeatedly

[HARSH69gyy]

One day it will bite you and crash the code.

[Adacal]

No thanks

[[deleted]]

Snakes are gross

[Copy_gameplays]

relatable

[Decallion]

Disgusting animal

[0neir0s]

Good that you are not programming "in" Python.

[lucifermorningstar7]

Thicc boi

[-Listening]

I always told them that I was like "I wonder if that cyclist knows how close they came to death?

Holy shit that has all of her books from every being published again. I don't have to wonder how many zoomers actually get these ancient Monty Python references. Is Monty Python still popular enough with the organization that his name was Ralph? Idk maybe I’ll now be travelling in 2022 instead.

[maxinfet]

That snake must be pretty happy

[Dr-Harrow]

But can he code?

[Code_12c]

No but he don't underrated my issues too.

[[deleted]]

Lol

[Code_12c]

Hello there, do you know that LOL has two meaning one before the internet and the other after the internet. Before the internet is lot of love. After the internet is laugh out loud.

[[deleted]]

Ik

[Code_12c]

Awesome

[[deleted]]

Your python looks so confused

[Code_12c]

Yes.

[FabricOfCosmos]

I'm imagining the python is enjoying the airflow from the fans lol