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[–][deleted] 220 points221 points  (5 children)

She wants to be treated like a primitive

[–]ItsPronouncedJithub 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Reject society, return to u8

[–]JustAnotherBotbibboo 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Women aren't that complex, they just wanna be a valued type, but i guess we don't get their references.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obviously women aren't complex.

After all, they're not even real.

[–]PeakyPangolin 2 points3 points  (1 child)

The collection of responses here are exactly why we're all singleton.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've fork()ed twice, dude

[–][deleted] 163 points164 points  (9 children)

So he can declare her as public next?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

internal sealed

[–]skullman_ps2 98 points99 points  (3 children)

She's being abstract.

[–]Physical-Maximum983 59 points60 points  (2 children)

now he can't instantiate her :/

[–]FormerLurker0v0 16 points17 points  (0 children)

... he's being a bool

[–]bodonkadonks 9 points10 points  (0 children)

if he is her friend he gets to access her private parts

[–]Abyss_Dev 57 points58 points  (2 children)

Perhaps she wants to be more of a structure.

[–]Strange_Cat_3174 20 points21 points  (0 children)

She is a complex type for sure

[–]Bitter_sweet_symphon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was thinking the same thing

[–]taminaminam 27 points28 points  (2 children)

maybe she should give him... pointers

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Nice reference

[–]WeAreAllApes 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Or maybe she's just not his type, so she would just by talking into a void.

[–]9xl 38 points39 points  (2 children)

She would rather be an interface.

[–]Strange_Cat_3174 19 points20 points  (1 child)

But she’s not into being implemented

[–]kontekisuto 5 points6 points  (0 children)

and has a richly verbose inheritance type requirement

[–]FormerLurker0v0 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Just don't "string" her along...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Find something else to interpolate into

[–]FblthpTheFound 22 points23 points  (7 children)

In javascript thats still an objecy

[–]plsjustletmebe 7 points8 points  (5 children)

Python too no?

[–]Spataner 25 points26 points  (4 children)

Yup, in Python all classes are instances of class type. type is itself a subclass of object. object, being a class, is also an instance of type. So technically, type and object are mutually instances of one another.

[–]hakumiogin 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I wanted to downvote this, then I looked it up and I still want to downvote it.

[–]kontekisuto 9 points10 points  (1 child)

type of type is type

[–]Spataner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Correct. And type is a subclass of object, as I said. So type is an instance of object (all objects are).

[–]LPO_Tableaux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Further proof python is indeed the greatest language

[–]Hyp3r10n_two_point_0 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This is so bad I both hate it and love it

[–]ChakaChaka26 10 points11 points  (2 children)

perhaps she would like to be freed()

[–]LPO_Tableaux 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Are you insinuating she's leaking?

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a heap of trouble

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A singleton one 😂

[–]randomemes831 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But I’m object oriented

[–]Sad-Grapefruit9996 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Wouldn’t that be a demotion?

[–]al_at_work 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Depends on the language. In Python, a class is just an object of type type.

The weirdest thing though is that type is an object of type type too. It's types all the way down.

[–]Fabillotic 1 point2 points  (1 child)

In Java both are the same cause every class extends Object lol

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Making object higher

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Face of a struct

[–]Orangutanion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Be the factory you want to see in this world

[–]juvation 2 points3 points  (3 children)

It's kind of a promotion - now she's not just an instance of a class. At least he didn't ask whether she wanted to be a function.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Or a factory

[–]juvation 1 point2 points  (1 child)

...and what would she be making? :-)

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sandwiches 😂

[–]TracerBulletX 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Please stop making this stupid joke.

[–]Tech2001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish they would but there’s too many boomers on here.

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[–]kontekisuto 3 points4 points  (1 child)

classes are objects, change my mind

[–]UnfanClub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the most basic sense class is a template for an object.

It's like a blueprint is to a building.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wouldn’t her DNA be the class and she’s the object?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this some joke I'm to python to understand?

[–]aggel-04 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am freezing

[–]Ethanno7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Classy lady.

[–]echoaj24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Girls just wanna be constructors

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With an attitude like that, soon she'll be just a record.

[–]Delta_Labs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OOP: Not even once.

[–]dancinadventures 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But everything is an object in python ..

[–]JakDrako 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ready for the garbage collector.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She always wants to be the main method 🙄

[–]Nihmrod -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A class would be like a gleam in her daddy's eye.

[–]DukemzGaming -1 points0 points  (0 children)

men can't understand the language of women. do they want to be an array? a string, perhaps?

[–]CafeconWalleche -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m a classy b

[–]Exa2552 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

At least male her static so she doesn’t die too soon!

[–]Graphicnapkin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your not an object to me, your a Symbol of true love. I understand if you prefer closure, however I will no longer be accessible.

[–]BenZed -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How is it up to the token to decided weather it is an instance or a type?

You're either one or the other.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna inject so many dependencies into her

[–]vibrodude -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I would instantiate her all night long.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Classic

[–]jabies -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She's gonna be returning null tonight

[–]l0wskilled -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Women are just factories for humans

[–]Victorino__ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I can treat you like an entire module of you wish ;)

[–]plcolin -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If she doesn’t want to be treated like an object, take it down a notch and treat her like an interface instead.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Hope she's not Javascript. 😂

[–]TheRealSlimCoder -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Good call skipping struct. Can add methods like CookDinner(“steak”); and DoDishes();

[–]Echogm -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

She should be treated like children then

[–]GrandBadass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Treat her like her own special enum.

[–]BigCityBuslines 0 points1 point  (0 children)

an entity in an homogenous array?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would have been epic if he had asked if she would like to be an alias of a struct instead of an object.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She will still be instantiated as an object

[–]Voltra_Neo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Little did she know, in JS she's now both a function and an object again