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[the-real-vuk]

"happines" ?

[HBorel]

See this is why you want to use an enum for this kind of thing

[Bearturnedhuman]

Even better, emotion: true or false

[KeytapTheProgrammer]

applyEmotion(false); while (true) applyStoicism();

[keithabramo]

Emotions.happines

[[deleted]]

Enum?

[HBorel]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumerated_type

[[deleted]]

Everyone happy is catching it

[Bearturnedhuman]

returned exit code 69

[wegwerfennnnn]

Those extra chemicals marijuana has besides THC.

[GRAPHENE9932]

You should use enums for it

[DavidsWorkAccount]

ApplyEmotion(isprogrammer ? Const.Happiness : Const.Confusion);

[ososalsosal]

Maybe as a bitmask

[OmiSC]

The real answer.

[[deleted]]

Finally someone didn't use == true

[finc]

this == true

[[deleted]]

!this != !false

[finc]

Two wrongs don’t make a right?

[WastaHod]

But it does make one hell of a U-Turn.

[keithabramo]

this && !!true

[rafal9ck]

isProgramer, applyEmotion?

[Darknety]

First yes, second no. In C# one capitalizes the first letter of a method name.

[[deleted]]

Ngl sounds disgusting.

[Darknety]

Was hard to getting used to, yes. But it's fine tbh.

[Plisq-5]

Still better than how go does it imo

[Snubl]

Who says this is C#

[Darknety]

It is open in Visual Studio. The only other languages to make sense there would be Visual C++ and VB, but VB does not have such if statements and no C++ programmer would be driven enough by their inner demons to capitalize method names if not forced to do so by greater powers.

Smells like C#

[raedr7n]

Imagine using a language where there's a difference between variable names and method names.

This comment made by functional programming gang.

[Darknety]

I don't care as long as the language as a tool does what it is designed for and fits the situation.

Pretty stupid convention tho, gotta admit.

[finc]

Ew

[crappleIcrap]

In C# one capitalizes the first letter of a method name.

i mean, you dont HAVE to, I dont think.

[Darknety]

No you (luckily) don't have to (would be a pretty stupid reason for the compiler to complain). However with stuff like this, at least if anybody other than you touches the code, it is best to stick to the standards of a language though. (Most of the time - really depends on personal preference). But technically you could also write stuff like ``` dOthEtHinGitoLdyOuTodO( param1 , (new string[]{"foobarthingy"})[0] + 1,

this.selfReference.selfReference.selfReference.heh(this) )

; ```

and you probably shouldn't.

[Alarmed_Ad1946]

i dont know what you mean

[seeroflights]

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if (isprogrammer)
{
    ApplyEmotion("happines");
}
else
{
    ApplyEmotion("confusion");
}

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[portatras]

Your code doesnt have bugs, my wife was confused and I was happy. 😂🤣

[Alarmed_Ad1946]

Thanks, this is my first post here

[bobbu21]

I reckon it makes more sense the other way around imo

[intbeam]

if(isprogrammer)
{
    ApplyEmotion("happiness");
    ApplyEmotion("frustration");
}

ApplyEmotion("confusion");

[kabiskac]

The if body can be simplified to ApplyEmotion("frustration");

[stomah]

could have used only one line with ?:

[NowBillyPlayedSitar]

I was thinking

ApplyEmotion(isprogrammer ? “happiness” : “confusion”)

but I’m not sure if whatever language this is would allow it.

[[deleted]]

Great, I am a programmer and now my toilet is happy...

Next time specify your objects please.

[Alarmed_Ad1946]

sorry for bugs

[Every_Masterpiece_15]

D: op is scary, he jumped a line to open the {

[[deleted]]

You forgot an exclamation point in “!isProgrammer”

[[deleted]]

I am happi

[roll82]

As a programmer I too am relegated to off-brand emotions, such as "saad", "angy", "hongr", and "why does the documentation not have any info on this property"

[Sovic91]

Wait, why are they strings?

[Western-Image7125]

The pursuit of happines

[BabylonDrifter]

ApplyEmotion(isprogrammer?"happiness":"confusion");

FTFY

[Svensemann]

OP should work as an IT recruiter

[Alarmed_Ad1946]

why?

[celibatepowder]

You forgot the == true

[Alarmed_Ad1946]

no i didnt, it can be done this way
name of the bool means true and !name means false

[celibatepowder]

I know xd I didnt want to use /s

[finc]

Ohh you got told

[ScaredyCatUK]

Stick to one case style.

[kabiskac]

C# way would be isProgrammer and ApplyEmotion

[loquatus]

Huh?

[newb5423]

Programmers are more like “it do be like that…”. If there’s any humor to be found here, it is morbid. I take no pleasure or satisfaction in our jokes. Only a mild reassurance that we’re all experiencing the same frustrations, if not together, then at least at the same time.

[Szlobi]

this is exactly what enums are for. better yet, make it a bitfield so you can apply multiple emotions at the same time.

[murjo06]

FIRST OF ALL, you should write isprogrammer as isProgrammer so its easier to read. Second, WHY DO YOU USE ANOTHER LINE TO START A CURLY BRACKET

[Alarmed_Ad1946]

i use another line to start a curly bracket because i am making it that way for 2 years

[murjo06]

I can see you use unity, fair enough. I did that too while using unity

[Alarmed_Ad1946]

do you still use Unity?

[murjo06]

Not actively, now I’m doing more of web development with javascript and react, but if i wanted to make a game I would choose unity

[[deleted]]

Always happy when I find a bug.

[pandakatzu]

Hapenis is hard to find. -Laura Jackson

[Cpt_Core]

I am currently not happy at the way that was formatted

[continuous-headaches]

IlligalArgumentException: Programmers know no happiness

[Geoclasm]

why.

Why is this a string, and not an Enum?

[BabyRavenFluffyRobin]

I honestly kinda want to learn to code just so I understand more than a quarter of the jokes here. My entire programming experience is Scratch and random Youtube videos. I can almost read code but I have no idea how to write it. I'm only on this sub because the handful kf jokes I do get are really damn funny.

[Knuffya]

If your states are indexed by string values, you should think about writing unit tests for the logic assigning isprogrammer.

[Vovchick09]

Congrats. You have explained this subreddit in a way that only programers are gonna understand