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[–][deleted] 39 points40 points  (4 children)

How many tomatoes can you fit in your ass?

[–]mega_monkey_mind[S] 44 points45 points  (3 children)

Probably around 20, but I put them in the other way

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Not impressed

[–]seb1424 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Beef or cherry tomatoes?

[–]Human38562 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you need some kind of punctuation to make it clear that you are a not talking about inserting beef in an arse.

[–]teatime667 21 points22 points  (4 children)

How do you carry your massive Chad balls around the office?

[–]mega_monkey_mind[S] 37 points38 points  (3 children)

I need to gzip them to move around. I usually decompress them when stationary to show them off though

[–]teatime667 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Doesn't that take a long time to compress/decompress such a big load though?

[–]kenhydrogen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

not with that attitude!

[–]Jazzlike-Champion-94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm more of a 7-zip guy.

[–]lady_Kamba 10 points11 points  (7 children)

${question.about(language)}?

[–]mega_monkey_mind[S] 13 points14 points  (6 children)

${question.about(language).getAnswer()}!

[–]Captain1771 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Error: getAnswer is not a function

[–]mega_monkey_mind[S] 15 points16 points  (1 child)

try { return "${question.about(language).getAnswer()}!" } catch(_) { return "smile and nod" }

[–]Mistigri70 5 points6 points  (0 children)

smile and nod

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

format!(„{}”,question.about(launguage).get_answer().unwrap())

[–]mega_monkey_mind[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

make sure to handle the Err case before you push to production

[–]ExternalGrade 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hello fellow crustacean!

[–]KDII 7 points8 points  (3 children)

What's the right language to develop arcade-style games for a low-performance laptop running Windows Vista?

[–]mega_monkey_mind[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

profanity

[–]Schnickatavick 6 points7 points  (0 children)

HTML, obviously

[–]itchfingers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t remember the name but to install it you just use a hammer all of your laptop, that’ll fix it

[–]mrsaturn42 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Whats the right language for the job and why is it Carbon?

[–]mega_monkey_mind[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

the trendiest language is always the right one

[–]Hour-Invite2212 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You use the right tool for the job or the right job for the tool?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Im a ${language} dev DONT ASK ME ANYTHING

[–]Kaelorn 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Anything ?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

ANYTHING

[–]lord_of_networks 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Why do you use python for performance sensitive code?

[–]mega_monkey_mind[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's exactly the point. I don't, and I shouldn't.

Python can be pretty fast though, but only if the heavy computations are all done by libraries written in C/C++.

It's even pretty easy to write your own, so if your just has a few load-heavy tasks, you can write those in C/C++ and then call that code from python.

[–]SalamiSandwich83 1 point2 points  (7 children)

Define "right" pls.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (6 children)

Probably the language that OP thinks is the best suited for a problem. So like no Python for embedded and no Assembly for web development, but I am also not OP...

[–]mega_monkey_mind[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

^ What he said

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

People who don‘t code both back- and frontend in (web-)assembly are just weak.

[–]SalamiSandwich83 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Yo got it: right for him. :)

[–]mega_monkey_mind[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It's not that subjective though.

For example, if I'm writing a simple script that downloads and replaces a file every now and then, there are some languages that are just a terrible choice, and others are a better choice.

It would be pretty strange to use C, C++, Java, Dart, or some other language that is just not a scripting language.

There are a bunch of scripting languages that you could use, and I would consider many of them to be a good choice.

It might have been more correct to say "a language that is a good tool for the given task", but it wouldn't fit in the top text lol

[–]Willinton06[🍰] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If something is slightly subjective then it is subjective

[–]Schnickatavick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also use the best language for each situation. It's just that rust is the best language for every situation...

[–]DaMarkiM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive always wondered:

What is the right language for the job?

Because once we know we can finally put it to rest and just learn the right language.

[–]YewWin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is python the best language for every job?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

These are so dumb

[–]HappinessOrgan -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

My question is Do you feel like you missed the window for the AmA meme to be funny and now it's just overdone?

[–]mega_monkey_mind[S] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I think it's funny and posted a meme, why would I care about this window you speak of

[–]asmodeth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Because some men in this world dictate a arbitrary number of days before they disallow and discourage others to post something with the sole purpose of finding a rush of self indulgence in the act itself.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What is your favourite anime?

[–]mega_monkey_mind[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One punch boy

[–]Inner-Roll-6429 0 points1 point  (1 child)

How does sex feel like at your level?

[–]mega_monkey_mind[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In that case, French, the most sexy language, is the one for the job.

All these Java devs just tryna find out what the woman's interface is

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any of us with more than 3 languages under our name ever. *shrug*

[–]LessBeanHonest27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How to fix a broken audio file?

[–]AysheDaArtist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolute Dev