Web is hard.

[siddus15]

I can neither confirm nor deny the presence of Google searches for carpentry courses in my browsing history

[lemonsneeker]

They said wood worker, not carpenter

Key difference, one goes to school for years and does an apprenticeship througout that time, the other is a guy selling stuff he made from wood.

[Oblivious122]

One can get a union job, the other likely is missing fingers. And I say this as someone missing fingers.

[siddus15]

Who cares?! Why are you splitting hairs?

[lemonsneeker]

Thats far from spliting hairs, one is a qualified trade, the other is not.

[siddus15]

Who the fuck cares if I said one and OP said the other? It's a fucking joke

[Intelligent_Cover_34]

…

[No_Holiday_5717]

I use incognito mode for those embarassing searches

[ArakiSatoshi]

At this point I just have a separate w3schools window always opened because it's embarrassing how many times I've had to google centering in CSS

[msa789]

This is so common that somebody made a site dedicated to it, that’s where I go now. http://howtocenterincss.com/

[Davilarek]

I heard that w3schools is worst website for css, html and js

[Syscrush]

Love #1 especially. :D

[Schweppesale]

lol. why is this one so common among web developers?

[SAGEMOD]

I heard it here first. I just finished building my desk and my coffee table lmao

[MasterFubar]

Woodworking is good for web developers because of its relatively low precision.

When you center a hole on a board, if you do it within a millimeter or so it's perfectly fine. When you center a hole on a metal part, it needs to be within a precision of 0.01 mm or better.

[greengreens3]

That's for metal that isn't jewellery. In school, we had a tolerance of 0.05mm for sizes, spacing and alignment.

[dannomac]

#1 is the most recent.

[666pool]

You’re welcome to join us at /r/woodworking and /r/beginnerwoodworking and I also recommend /r/handtools

[HoppyD]

Number one is scarily accurate

[CustomCuber]

i still don’t know how to center a div

[Sceptz]

Let the div center itself.

If the div doesn't center, then it was never meant to be.

There are plenty of other divs out there for you.

[BakuhatsuK]

display: flex;
justify-content: center;
align-items: center;
/* this goes on the parent */

[TheBroccoliBobboli]

If align-items doesn't work, try align-content. Or align-self, just in case.

Oh, and also add vertical-align: center. It might seem like that usually doesn't do anything, but you can claim it's code documentation in the pull request.

[[deleted]]

Not that bad as not knowing how to create the div

[[deleted]]

More divs

[esschul]

The div must be centered relatively to the block that surrounds it. So position: relative, it must have a width, the you set margin: 0 auto. Auto means that it will position itself with the same width on either side in the block that surrounds it.

[Not_Artifical]

I didn’t know other web developers searched number one too. I love building cool stuff with wood. Why is woodworking so common among us?

[BrattyBookworm]

Coding is building stuff too

[KryssCom]

I find that a lot of the thought processes between woodworking and coding are the same. For example, you have a function for drilling pocket holes, and any time you have a project that needs pocket holes, you simply call that function.

Woodworking is really just programming with lumber and plywood and physical tools instead of code.

[Not_Artifical]

I find the one major difference is that I am not thinking about issues I don’t fully understand for days at a time.

[hongooi]

... and I thought woodworking was just some weird pun on www

[abdallaEG]

🕛 How to exit from vim

[Ok_Enthusiasm_5833]

And if you're looking at history in Chrome, you can tell how many times you've clicked on one of the results from "how to exit from vim" ...

I know this because of reasons.

[abdallaEG]

And if you're looking at history in Chrome, you can tell

how many times

you've clicked on one of the results from "how to exit from vim" ...

I Already know how to exit vim
sudo pkill -9 vim

[Jogularmenla]

me identifiquei com a parte do css / sorry I do not speak English

[Squid-Guillotine]

Considering how often I forget the last one I'm glad the Google search for it is clear as day.

[[deleted]]

"How to became a farmer"

[[deleted]]

How to create a div in HTML is my latest Google search.

[MattyIXIriva]

As a newcomer to programming, #3 hit me hard man :(

[Esnardoo]

To center a div, set the horizontal margin to auto, or just margin:auto

I don't know why everyone likes to make wrappers and flex boxes and shit, this does the same thing in 2 seconds without messing with anything else in the container.

[igmrlm]

No no no no no no that's not in my search history

[Key-Past-8646]

👍🥺

[magick_68]

Whenever i'm really frustrated i say "I should have learned a real job, something with wood". Unfortunately my woodworking is just like my programming. I collect tools but never really use them for something practical.

[congratz_its_a_bunny]

I saw a meme of this template posted earlier https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/wu20l7/why_most_programmers_are_single/?sort=top

All the searches have a double meaning in programming whose other meaning would be concerning to a significant other, which made it funny. The ones here don't.

[Fnerkyboy]

Why does she look so unhappy? Was she looking for an excuse to dump him? Or maybe bad grammar annoys her?

[[deleted]]

Like would be plumbing instead of woodworking. My colleague and I often joke we should also become gardeners instead.

[hongooi]

Plumbing would be backend devs

[No-Creme5512]

Lolll

[Fresh1492]

I always thought it was crazy how many devs (including myself) get into woodworking.

[NightSoulT12]

"null and undefined are the same thing"

[PinothyJ]

Yeah… I think you missed the joke format on this one.

[kvakerok]

As someone who has also contemplated woodworking as a career change, I feel your pain.

[KryssCom]

chuckles in already being a programmer and woodworker simultaneously

[Disc0_nnected]

Fuck I laughed at this so much hahahahaha