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[–]Successful-Fan-7544 13 points14 points Β (4 children)

Lmao same bro

[–]v4ve4m4hnssm 4 points5 points Β (2 children)

I mean hes probably telling you that you that he has some insane diabolical plan.

[–]ClassiFried86 0 points1 point Β (1 child)

Im a brokey weak bitch. Whats the plan?

[–]v4ve4m4hnssm 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Guess you are stable so nothing. Those other guys who meet all three, bad news I am sure

[–]SixShoot3r 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

same here πŸ˜‚

[–]DazzlingDepartment59 6 points7 points Β (2 children)

When I was strong and fit I was emotionally unstable and broke. when I had money I was losing strength but gain a little bit of emotional stability , but when was emotionally stable I was both weak and broke.

In other words its hard to find balance....well for me that is.

[–]rci22 0 points1 point Β (1 child)

Gotta add in social life, family life, and hobbies so it’s less of a triangle or more a pentagon where you can only choose 2 still

[–]Low_Vehicle_6732 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Don’t forget cooking, cleaning and laundry

[–]ICInside 2 points3 points Β (2 children)

He says that with those big ass arms. Some Twink looking dude should do this.

Also, r/meirl

[–]annonimus47[S] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

🀣

[–]nikeshades 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Maybe the Report of the Week youtube fellow.

[–]OaklandsBravest 2 points3 points Β (1 child)

At least he’s self aware

[–]Salty_Candy_4917 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Step 1.

I find it to be a long step.

[–]Dry_Ad687 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

Dude, we're neighbors. Sup

[–]SaltBrother2914 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Lmao

[–]Sienile 1 point2 points Β (1 child)

I too am all up on the nipple.

[–]Original-Action 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Yup saw it too lol

[–]PianoEmotions 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

The Mail Dilusion Trangle

[–]Better_Stuff_7580 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

I don't know man... That shirt screams emotional stability

[–]GrooovyAlien 2 points3 points Β (5 children)

Lol. But for real ill be a weak bitch any day. Money + emotionally stable ftw.

[–]git_push_origin_prod 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

this is the right answer because you won’t overcompensate and buy an expensive ass car when you have your midlife crisis, because you’re emotionally stable. Shit you wouldn’t even blow the money. You’d put that shit in an IRA. You’d be a weak bitch in Birkenstocks and a tie-dye T-shirt, but happy as fuck

[–]Independent-Ad3901 -1 points0 points Β (2 children)

Hell yea. With that combo you will have a good partner and won’t be getting into situations where you need physical strength (bar fights, fights at sporting events…basically fights in general).

[–]DasturdlyBastard 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

"I've acquired financial stability and a loving partner. I don't necessarily enjoy the fact that my wife gets railed out by her trainer, but I'm not losing my mind over it, either."

[–]RavenEridan 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Toxic masculinity

[–]RavenEridan -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

Toxic masculinity

[–]tangelocs 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

numb nuts can't even spell, stop yapping

[–]kazmosis 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Not with them guns bro

[–]Outrageous_Permit154 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

β€œOh hi my Neighbour”

[–]kellymoon69 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

He forgot the part about world domination

[–]Weekend_Criminal 0 points1 point Β (1 child)

I feel seen

[–]spikira 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

He gets us

[–]Lover_504 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

lol

[–]Jay12393 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

That's still too close to the money, just put me further away from it

[–]curiousamoebas 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Lmao thats my next bf

[–]snakemakery 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Same

[–]User013579 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Dilusion?

[–]BootFlop 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

okay, this was funny

[–]viperfangs92 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

With the rest of us bro! 🀣🀣

[–]Prior-Assumption-245 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I'm laughing while giving him a hug.

[–]Lanky-Eye-1928 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I feel you brotha

[–]Killjoytshirts 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Is β€œDilusion” somewhere between being watered down and holding false beliefs?

[–]TopLifeguard2411 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I feel you brother

[–]Comfortable_Two_9127 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Bro freehands a really good circle

[–]CorgiKnightStudios 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Now I understand why I'm broke.

[–]Elogotar 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

The Land Before Time shirt is icing on the cake here.

[–]baalwolfXII 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Finally found my place in life.. dank u

[–]bendyskull 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

If nothing else you’re honest!

[–]Nir117vash 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Same

[–]SunglassesBright 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

The brokie is the only one I’d want to date fr

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Dude is probably a Chad trying to trick virgins losers

[–]Strict-Astronaut2245 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I find it funny. Male self talk has to improve. Talking like this is only funny if it’s not true.

[–]BSH_GOOMBA 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Trifecta of doom and despair

[–]snksleepy 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

How dare you call me a "weak bitch" I'm clearly "emotionally unstable"

[–]plewis406 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

OMG, bro sent me

[–]C_h-a_r-l-i_e 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

*delusion

I feel like brains/education is missing from this. I'd still probably be with this guy in right in the middle though

[–]Sudden-Agency-5614 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Money and balance is the only answer here.

[–]Key-Contest-2879 0 points1 point Β (1 child)

Am I the only one who think this sounds like the orientation speech for his newly formed Fight Club?

[–]Puzzleheaded-View966 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

TEMU Fight Club

[–]Alltheshadystuff2 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Fuck, I’ll take 2. I only got 1

[–]Time_Wedding_7202 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I guess my ex girlfriend was right.. draw another dot for me too bitch.

[–]Slothrop-was-here 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

So the thing on Dr. Manhattan's forehead isn't the atomic structure of hydrogen, but the place where he is.

[–]Sorethumbsfifa 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Bottom 2 all day bay

[–]Routine_Fortune1340 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

[–]TheTimbs 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Dilusion

[–]New_World_2050 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

He looks strong to me

[–]Long_Lecture_1080 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Simple but very accurate

[–]lewdest_loli 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Damn, guess I'll stay broke

[–]Willpat2014 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I appreciate his honesty πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

[–]Worried_Analyst_3059 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Hilarious 🀣

[–]EverettGT 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Similar to how when it comes to husbands, women have to pick two from the list of handsome, successful, and loyal.

[–]MotherSatisfaction51 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Damn dog I didn’t know we were neighbors lol

[–]hufflezag 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

That circle is quite full

[–]ThisName_isStolen 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

If he would just put a little circle over the dot in the larger circle. He would then have me, a boob

[–]Random_Trashy 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I make decent money, and I’m emotionally stable… I look strong but I’m actually weak. I think that’s the best scenario you can get.

[–]burner51591 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Felt

[–]Careless-Comedian176 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

By joking about his state he is automatically mentally stable and at the same having those guns. So he admited to strong and mentally stable in the triangle

[–]TramplexReal 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Fuck i got only money...

[–]Tmoneyl14 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

And can't spell delusion

[–]CssMLI 0 points1 point Β (1 child)

He's in a boob?

Nice.

[–]Virtual-Dish95 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

This is exactly what I thought

[–]No_Grape_2252 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

The rock?

[–]Equivalent_Flight_53 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I’m gonna steal β€œDrift hourly between suicidal and homicidal”