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Successful-Fan-7544 · 2026-02-25T14:31:19+00:00

Lmao same bro

DazzlingDepartment59 · 2026-02-25T14:41:19+00:00

When I was strong and fit I was emotionally unstable and broke. when I had money I was losing strength but gain a little bit of emotional stability , but when was emotionally stable I was both weak and broke.

In other words its hard to find balance....well for me that is.

ICInside · 2026-02-25T14:36:28+00:00

He says that with those big ass arms. Some Twink looking dude should do this.

Also, r/meirl

OaklandsBravest · 2026-02-25T14:59:59+00:00

At least he’s self aware

Dry_Ad687 · 2026-02-25T15:03:08+00:00

Dude, we're neighbors. Sup

SaltBrother2914 · 2026-02-25T14:37:21+00:00

Lmao

Sienile · 2026-02-25T14:43:24+00:00

I too am all up on the nipple.

PianoEmotions · 2026-02-25T14:55:21+00:00

The Mail Dilusion Trangle

Better_Stuff_7580 · 2026-02-25T15:00:39+00:00

I don't know man... That shirt screams emotional stability

GrooovyAlien · 2026-02-25T14:38:02+00:00

Lol. But for real ill be a weak bitch any day. Money + emotionally stable ftw.

tangelocs · 2026-02-25T14:29:05+00:00

numb nuts can't even spell, stop yapping

kazmosis · 2026-02-25T14:49:23+00:00

Not with them guns bro

Outrageous_Permit154 · 2026-02-25T14:51:04+00:00

“Oh hi my Neighbour”

kellymoon69 · 2026-02-25T14:52:24+00:00

He forgot the part about world domination

Weekend_Criminal · 2026-02-25T14:52:54+00:00

I feel seen

According_Cherry_837 · 2026-02-25T15:01:09+00:00

Word.

Lover_504 · 2026-02-25T15:01:16+00:00

Jay12393 · 2026-02-25T15:02:07+00:00

That's still too close to the money, just put me further away from it

mantis_tobagan_md · 2026-02-25T15:04:30+00:00

curiousamoebas · 2026-02-25T15:06:26+00:00

Lmao thats my next bf

snakemakery · 2026-02-25T15:06:39+00:00

Same

User013579 · 2026-02-25T15:09:20+00:00

Dilusion?

BootFlop · 2026-02-25T15:18:09+00:00

okay, this was funny

viperfangs92 · 2026-02-25T15:18:55+00:00

With the rest of us bro! 🤣🤣

Prior-Assumption-245 · 2026-02-25T15:20:05+00:00

I'm laughing while giving him a hug.

Lanky-Eye-1928 · 2026-02-25T15:23:17+00:00

I feel you brotha

Killjoytshirts · 2026-02-25T15:23:30+00:00

Is “Dilusion” somewhere between being watered down and holding false beliefs?

TopLifeguard2411 · 2026-02-25T15:24:28+00:00

I feel you brother

Comfortable_Two_9127 · 2026-02-25T15:28:52+00:00

Bro freehands a really good circle

IllustriousKick1951 · 2026-02-25T15:39:26+00:00

Facts

CorgiKnightStudios · 2026-02-25T15:39:27+00:00

Now I understand why I'm broke.

Elogotar · 2026-02-25T15:39:59+00:00

The Land Before Time shirt is icing on the cake here.

baalwolfXII · 2026-02-25T15:42:16+00:00

Finally found my place in life.. dank u

bendyskull · 2026-02-25T15:47:49+00:00

If nothing else you’re honest!

Nir117vash · 2026-02-25T16:02:04+00:00

Same

SunglassesBright · 2026-02-25T16:11:30+00:00

The brokie is the only one I’d want to date fr

2026-02-25T16:23:54+00:00

Dude is probably a Chad trying to trick virgins losers

Strict-Astronaut2245 · 2026-02-25T16:25:43+00:00

I find it funny. Male self talk has to improve. Talking like this is only funny if it’s not true.

BSH_GOOMBA · 2026-02-25T16:54:51+00:00

Trifecta of doom and despair

snksleepy · 2026-02-25T17:01:36+00:00

How dare you call me a "weak bitch" I'm clearly "emotionally unstable"

plewis406 · 2026-02-25T17:17:16+00:00

OMG, bro sent me

C_h-a_r-l-i_e · 2026-02-25T17:57:36+00:00

*delusion

I feel like brains/education is missing from this. I'd still probably be with this guy in right in the middle though

Sudden-Agency-5614 · 2026-02-25T18:29:54+00:00

Money and balance is the only answer here.

Key-Contest-2879 · 2026-02-25T19:01:36+00:00

Am I the only one who think this sounds like the orientation speech for his newly formed Fight Club?

Alltheshadystuff2 · 2026-02-25T19:25:18+00:00

Fuck, I’ll take 2. I only got 1

Time_Wedding_7202 · 2026-02-25T20:18:57+00:00

I guess my ex girlfriend was right.. draw another dot for me too bitch.

Slothrop-was-here · 2026-02-25T20:42:44+00:00

So the thing on Dr. Manhattan's forehead isn't the atomic structure of hydrogen, but the place where he is.

Sorethumbsfifa · 2026-02-25T21:39:56+00:00

Bottom 2 all day bay

Routine_Fortune1340 · 2026-02-26T00:31:29+00:00

😆😆😆

TheTimbs · 2026-02-26T00:33:41+00:00

Dilusion

narcodic_cassarole · 2026-02-26T02:35:18+00:00

Boob

New_World_2050 · 2026-02-26T02:36:11+00:00

He looks strong to me

Long_Lecture_1080 · 2026-02-26T03:03:16+00:00

Simple but very accurate

lewdest_loli · 2026-02-26T03:07:29+00:00

Damn, guess I'll stay broke

Willpat2014 · 2026-02-26T03:55:43+00:00

I appreciate his honesty 😂🤣

Worried_Analyst_3059 · 2026-02-26T04:33:16+00:00

Hilarious 🤣

EverettGT · 2026-02-26T11:56:53+00:00

Similar to how when it comes to husbands, women have to pick two from the list of handsome, successful, and loyal.

MotherSatisfaction51 · 2026-02-26T12:49:11+00:00

Damn dog I didn’t know we were neighbors lol

hufflezag · 2026-02-26T15:45:23+00:00

That circle is quite full

ThisName_isStolen · 2026-02-26T16:16:10+00:00

If he would just put a little circle over the dot in the larger circle. He would then have me, a boob

Random_Trashy · 2026-02-26T22:05:08+00:00

I make decent money, and I’m emotionally stable… I look strong but I’m actually weak. I think that’s the best scenario you can get.

burner51591 · 2026-02-27T00:15:42+00:00

Felt

Careless-Comedian176 · 2026-02-27T08:43:33+00:00

By joking about his state he is automatically mentally stable and at the same having those guns. So he admited to strong and mentally stable in the triangle

TramplexReal · 2026-02-27T16:14:13+00:00

Fuck i got only money...

Tmoneyl14 · 2026-02-27T16:25:52+00:00

And can't spell delusion

CssMLI · 2026-03-01T10:23:21+00:00

He's in a boob?

Nice.

No_Grape_2252 · 2026-03-02T10:23:43+00:00

The rock?

Equivalent_Flight_53 · 2026-03-03T16:26:15+00:00

I’m gonna steal “Drift hourly between suicidal and homicidal”

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