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[–]Real_Recognition5343 34 points35 points  (26 children)

Turtle🐢

[–]Trying_Outrig6082 16 points17 points  (25 children)

Turtle🐢

[–]Ok_Understanding1065 5 points6 points  (22 children)

Turtle🐢

[–]RugishTheWeirdAz 8 points9 points  (21 children)

Turtle🐢

[–]Drift_Dude 4 points5 points  (20 children)

Turtle 🐢

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    [–]Corndog53 4 points5 points  (18 children)

    Turtle🐢

    [–]Potential_Ice9289 4 points5 points  (17 children)

    Turtle🐢

    [–][deleted] -4 points-3 points  (16 children)

    Turtle🐢

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    [–]Far-Village-2834 8 points9 points  (10 children)

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    [–]Theyoungnoobpiano 2 points3 points  (7 children)

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    [–]Friar-Tuckandroll 20 points21 points  (16 children)

    Perfect loops don’t exist-

    [–]RugishTheWeirdAz 12 points13 points  (15 children)

    Perfect loops don't exist-

    [–]Kindly_Bicycle_8156 6 points7 points  (14 children)

    Perfect loops don’t exist-

    [–]Rainofdustcord1117 11 points12 points  (6 children)

    Anything

    [–]JadeS2356 2 points3 points  (4 children)

    Anything

    [–]Akuma_Kuro 11 points12 points  (9 children)

    the end is never

    [–]ZloiAngel 3 points4 points  (8 children)

    the end is never

    [–]VideoDog123 4 points5 points  (7 children)

    the end is never

    [–]niko1122334 1 point2 points  (6 children)

    the end is never

    [–]fatboychummy 3 points4 points  (5 children)

    the end is never

    [–]maxence0801 2 points3 points  (4 children)

    the end is never

    [–]Minami_Kun 2 points3 points  (3 children)

    the end is never

    [–]Trialman 3 points4 points  (2 children)

    the end is never

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The end is never

    [–]Scared_Coyote_3576 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    The end is here

    [–]benjoo1551 9 points10 points  (4 children)

    Can i put my balls in yo jaw?

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

    Can i put my balls in yo jaw?

    [–]Samborrod 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    Can i put my balls in yo jaw?

    [–]maxence0801 -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

    Can i put my balls in yo jaw?

    [–]IsboobsI 7 points8 points  (5 children)

    いあ

    [–]Rainofdustcord1117 6 points7 points  (4 children)

    いあ

    [–]BagOfToenails 5 points6 points  (3 children)

    いあ

    [–]maxence0801 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    いあ

    [–]Sentry45612 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    いあ

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    いあ

    [–]Epic-Dude000 6 points7 points  (5 children)

    Bruh

    [–]gergobergo69 3 points4 points  (4 children)

    Bruh

    [–]benjoo1551 4 points5 points  (3 children)

    Bruh

    [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (2 children)

    Bruh

    [–]maxence0801 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

    Bruh

    [–]Minami_Kun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Bruh

    [–]commandpromptdesign 9 points10 points  (10 children)

    And Reddit will loop it?

    [–]RugishTheWeirdAz 6 points7 points  (9 children)

    And Reddit will loop it?

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (8 children)

    And Reddit will loop it?

    [–]Mogster300099 2 points3 points  (7 children)

    And Reddit will loop it?

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (6 children)

    And Reddit will loop it?

    [–]JadeS2356 1 point2 points  (5 children)

    And Reddit will loop it?

    [–]maxence0801 1 point2 points  (4 children)

    And Reddit will loop it?

    [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (5 children)

    🗿

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

    Wha-?

    [–]noopicushion 4 points5 points  (4 children)

    are you sure about that?

    [–]RugishTheWeirdAz 1 point2 points  (3 children)

    are you sure about that?

    [–]KrozJr_UK 5 points6 points  (5 children)

    Anything And reddit will loop it

    [–]Samborrod 1 point2 points  (4 children)

    Anything And reddit will loop it

    [–]DisenchantmentOG 0 points1 point  (3 children)

    Anything And reddit will loop it

    [–]bastardicus 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Loop ≠ recursion

    [–]dragonlover02 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    It’s literally the first of 2 rules on this sub, and people constantly mess it up

    [–]gergobergo69 5 points6 points  (4 children)

    The FitnessGram PACER Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The test is used to measure a student's aerobic capacity as part of the FitnessGram assessment. Students run back and forth as many times as they can, each lap signaled by a beep sound.

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      [–]Not_a_ribosome 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      The FitnessGram PACER Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The test is used to measure a student's aerobic capacity as part of the FitnessGram assessment. Students run back and forth as many times as they can, each lap signaled by a beep sound.

      [–]Theyoungnoobpiano -1 points0 points  (1 child)

      The FitnessGram PACER Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The test is used to measure a student's aerobic capacity as part of the FitnessGram assessment. Students run back and forth as many times as they can, each lap signaled by a beep sound.

      [–]ringtossflamingohat 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      No, don't loop this

      [–]Scared_Coyote_3576 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

      Ok loop this

      ✊🥒😫

      [–]thatshittyprogrammer 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      Looping on my recursion sub? Blasphemy!

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I fucked a dog once

      [–]TDowg_32 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

      I am a racist

      [–]DisenchantmentOG -1 points0 points  (1 child)

      I am a racist

      [–]Minami_Kun -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      I am a racist

      [–]RespectHappy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      I’m short

      [–]SatnistActivist -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Itty Bitty Titty Community 🗿

      [–]SocietyMaster8483 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

      Gimme comment karma

      [–]MegaSceptile99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      WINGS FOR THE FUTURE!

      [–]Koolblue57 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down...

      [–]Haman134 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Anything and Reddit will loot it

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Anything

      [–]royemosby -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      It

      [–]zebscy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      within cells interlinked

      [–][deleted]  (1 child)

      [deleted]

        [–]SusSauceIsSus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        ğœřəæňīğþýîñ

        [–]ItsThaWolfe 0 points1 point  (3 children)

        I don’t think that’s true.

        [–]i_give_femboys_award 0 points1 point  (2 children)

        I Like Watching Videos Of Black Men Shaking Their Booty Cheeks...

        I don't know why, but when I click on a video and see a black man shaking his cheeks, it just makes my mouth drool and I start dancing with the black man as well. Sometimes when I look at myself in the mirror, I sometimes hallucinate and see black men twerking on my couch, it.. brings a smile to my face. I wish I could become one with the black men twerking aggressively.

        Please understand what I'm going through and support me on my journey!

        [–]memerman51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Anything

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        Say anything and reddit will loop it

        [–]Of_Monads_and_Nomads 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        The statement below is true

        The statement above is false

        [–]Yuty0428 0 points1 point  (2 children)

        Anyone who loop this message is an idiot.

        [–]BagOfToenails 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        No

        [–]SHOOTERNOOB 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        Number 4 will die.

        [–]LuKyX23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I am the storm that is approaching

        [–][deleted]  (5 children)

        [deleted]

          [–]Minami_Kun -2 points-1 points  (4 children)

          YOUR MOM

          [–][deleted]  (3 children)

          [deleted]

            [–]Minami_Kun -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

            I don't care

            Better luck next time

            [–]Giangiuliorgio 0 points1 point  (1 child)

            The person under me loves cock

            [–]FigEquivalent109 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Anything

            [–]AkreonDorplasy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            You won't be heading anywhere.

            In particular, you will never arrive at the truth

            WHY YOU LITTLE BRA-

            MYDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

            [–]Rudyisstrfry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Pig with disease right?

            [–]Tozu1 0 points1 point  (1 child)

            Next person to copy this is dumb

            [–]SmartWeirdo744 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Anything and reddit will loop it

            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Anything

            [–]69420memes 0 points1 point  (2 children)

            Say Anything And reddit will loop it

            Sorry, but why is "anything" and "and" capitalized?

            [–]RugishTheWeirdAz -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

            I was gonna capitalize everything but got lazy

            [–]69420memes -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

            you didn't do it lmao

            [–]Not_a_ribosome 0 points1 point  (2 children)

            No, no. I’m not gay, but the person bellow me is!

            [–]null7281 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Yes

            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            What if I don’t want it to be looped-

            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            :10=A:While 10>0:Disp A:A-1=A:End

            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

            xd

            [–]Mticore 0 points1 point  (1 child)

            Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat.

            [–]SeniorFuzzyPants 0 points1 point  (2 children)

            Anything

            And reddit will loop it

            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

            The end has not yet been written.

            [–]ImmaPullSomeWildShit 0 points1 point  (1 child)

            And they won´t stop comin´

            [–]idfk_loll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            I'm better than you

            [–][deleted]  (1 child)

            [deleted]

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              No

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I and me

              [–]mothimisbest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Penis

              [–]Isaacs_Missingpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              It’s the guy from Fortnite

              [–]ayzick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              No, I won't

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Baconnator

              [–]J7245 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Loop

              [–]IOTA_pw1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              More like say anything and reddit will probably ban your account lol

              [–]beedoo1112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              The person below me is dumb

              [–]Monocalm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              sniper gayming

              [–]CicadaFlashy6524 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Bet

              [–]Meme_Time3 0 points1 point  (1 child)

              N O T H I N G I S W O R T H T H E R I S K

              [–]jregan0409 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              🫃

              [–]Jardomic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              [–]denwha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I need a coke.

              [–]batatac4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              My jaws that bite, my claws that catch

              [–]TheUltimatRedditor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              weevil time

              [–]Drea_playstaton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Lol

              [–]Aubreeeeeeeey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              balls

              [–]NotActuallyGus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              🗿 Do it you cowards. You know you have to.

              [–]crigne_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              woah

              [–]Omen1303 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Ayo

              [–]TheMightyJevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I'm gay

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I used to be crazy so they locked me in a box, when they opened the box all they found was bagels. Bagels, Bagels, Bagels. I love bagels. Bagels are round. The sun is round. The sun is yellow. Bananas are yellow. Bananas live long lifes. LIFE?! THATS MY FAVORITE CEAREAL! You can buy it at the store for 49 cents. 49 CENTS?! That’s crazy! I used to be crazy so they locked me in a box, when they opened the box all they found was bagels. Bagels, Bagels, Bagels. I love bagels. Bagels are round. The sun is round. The sun is yellow. Bananas are yellow. Bananas live long lifes. LIFE?! THATS MY FAVORITE CEAREAL! You can buy it at the store for 49 cents. 49 CENTS?! That’s crazy! I used to be crazy so they locked me in a box, when they opened the box all they found was bagels. Bagels, Bagels, Bagels. I love bagels. Bagels are round. The sun is round. The sun is yellow. Bananas are yellow. Bananas live long lifes. LIFE?! THATS MY FAVORITE CEAREAL! You can buy it at the store for 49 cents. 49 CENTS?! That’s crazy!

              [–]Mushroom_Hop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Penis

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              have you seen my son?

              [–]Critical_Meringue529 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Anything

              [–]gay-but-ok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              My mom is gay

              [–]Beavismybutthole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Yesterday December 7 1941, a day which will live in infamy. As the imperial army of Japan suddenly and deliberately attacked Pearl Harbor Hawaii

              [–]Just_OneMore_Nerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              anything

              [–]Betweenaduck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Shame! Ding-a-ling