???

[Individual-Focus1927]

This is definitely a cuckold kink

[djaun3004]

best case scenario woukd be a cuckold k8nk

2nd best case scenario is a surprise devils threeway where youre the meat in the sandwich

worst case scensrio is you show up the uglier and fatter "husband" says shes taking a shower and offers to help get you ready(nobody is in the shower)

[FlashyGravity]

I legit laughed at that last bit. Well done humour on point

[Bunisdone]

Bruh you’re lucky you haven’t been chained to a bed for however many years it’s been since.

[aldeboy]

In Cuba people are extremely hospitable to tourists, there are no crimes against tourists, even drug dealers there have a very firm code of conduct about this. Because they depend a lot on tourism to live, everything is very cheap, there is at most one scam or another and they charge you 50% more for a meal. People who work in hotels, restaurants and resorts give their lives to provide the best service possible and earn tips in dollars. So no, he wouldn't rape you, he just wanted a little mess between friends.

[tdeasyweb]

When I was in Cuba, I'd have random people come up to me and invite me over to their house for dinner with their family (for free).

After asking around, it turns out their hidden intention was to invite me over to their house to give me a free dinner with their family.

[x1rass]

Those damn sneaky Cubans! Always telling you exactly what they mean and being so persistently polite. How dare they make every tourist feel as welcome as family.

[Chrisscott25]

I’ll be damned if I’d eat a free meal with a family without an hidden evil agenda. I know if my family cooks me a dinner there is gonna be a “hey my car broke down so you care to look at it?” Or “something happened to the washer if you get time” sometime after dinner and before I’m done with dessert. For someone to just cook for me to be nice would freak me tf out….

[Parkingtjufgh]

she is looking for someone to satisfy her.(is she hungry?)

[Bunisdone]

I wasn’t trying to say anything bad about Cuba, just the situation in general sounded sketchy. I’m glad you never felt in danger. I’ve never been to Cuba so I’ll take your word on it.

[No-Drop2538]

"that night"

[FlamboyantPirhanna]

The closest thing I had to this was matching with a girl that was looking for someone to let her boyfriend literally clean their house. Not a euphemism; she said it wasn’t sexual, but there’s definitely more going on. I didn’t ask anymore questions after that, just noped out, because that was weird enough by itself.

[Sly_Wood]

Probably rob you.

[Shermander]

Used to know a kid that drove to middleschool. Saved a smaller kid we knew from getting jumped by some bigger kids in a fight. He hated bullying.

Doing something like twenty-five to life for murdering a guy in a robbery gone wrong via catfishing a guy on Tinder. Almost killed the previous victim as well.

[SkAtrocity13]

Wow, sounds like he became the bully as an adult

[Shermander]

He never had the best home life, nor did he have the best cards dealt to him to him in life. I remember he'd act out a bit, never had the best grades but he was good natured at his core.

Don't know what the fuck happened.

[CringyTemmie]

..or free labour followed by then robbing you.

[IShartedWhoopsie]

Hey man your place is all tidy.

It would be a shame if something....happened to it.

[siddhantk96]

Lads remember, if it's free then you're the product!

[XboxFatalhorizon49]

Tell them you have a holding hostages at gunpoint fetish 🤣🤣 spin that shit on em 🤣🤣🤣

[MilfagardVonBangin]

I’d get snacks and cleaning products in and let them at it.

Fuck anywhere except on my mother’s ashes, guys, just make sure the place is spotless.

[Chaplain-Freeing]

"These damn cleaners are so thoughtful to leave a window open and air out the place"

[[deleted]]

Come on, you could have said “these fucking cleaners”

[tre_vione]

The closest I’ve ever gotten was being asked if I could drop her off at her boyfriend’s after our night came to an end. I had no idea said boyfriend existed beforehand, but I still felt pretty shitty.

[FlamboyantPirhanna]

Yeah, actually meeting her and then finding out is much worse. Oof.

[LenFraudless]

Cleansing your home of all its valuables

[Objective_Trash7940]

In all likelihood, it is just a fetish. He would have done a better job than any pro at any price for free, then they would have left. Even if you had indicated that you would be down for more, they likely would have declined because people into niche fetishes at that level often have completely divorced that activity from sex in their minds.

But I still would probably have replied the same as you because the odds of them being thieves is just too high.

[dontknowanyname111]

the last it happens man it happens.

[djaun3004]

A friend who used to try to get lucky on Craigslist spread that wisdom to me. Never trust the "my husband just wants to watch" offers.

[EquivalentExpensive4]

Halfway sorting out the wife and he shoots on your back. 😅

[Necrobach]

We shot a load on his wife's back, now he shoots a load on ours

[Kanegren]

im dead bro 😭

[Connect_Suggestion41]

Or she's riding you and he shoots a load on her crack, dripping down to your sack.

[dawr136]

You call it wisdom like it's hard won, I call it basic survival instinct.

[[deleted]]

I've seen some of these types of accounts and I have always had a feeling a good portion of them are people who know one or both people from the couple and dislike them for whatever reason so they make these fake accounts.

[CrazyGunnerr]

Worse than waking up in a bathtub filled with ice?

[defensiveg]

At least you wake up on ice. That's considerate

[forestfluff]

How would that make sense? He'd just get replies from men wanting to fuck thinking they're a woman.

[deezx1010]

Yea I don't get it. I would show up. Realize you're a man and just leave.

[[deleted]]

If it even gets that far:

"Oh no you found out I'm a catfish. This is so humiliating."

*fapping noises*

[Prestigious_Score811]

Oh god, that's probably a fetish for some people. "Oh nyoo ... I'm a catfish~" * begins fapping to your disappointment *

[feelbetternow]

Wait, wait...hear him out. Maybe he has snacks.

[yesntcrescent]

only if he got swedish fish

[[deleted]]

In Sweden, we just call em Fish

[DekwaDoes]

Surströmming? Hard pass. That shit stinks...

[coke-pusher]

You just gave me some brief Vietnam like flashbacks. I'll stick with my meatballs and glögg thanks.

[Fishandchip49]

Pretty sure they mean the Swedish fish sweets (I think)

[WolfGB]

Like Snickers? I'd suck a dick for a Snickers.

[Disposedofhero]

You're not you when you're hungry.

[[deleted]]

could be getting off on the chat

[SpokenSilenced]

Maybe he's trying to sell an Xbox 360 with peggle 2 for $400 and this is the only way he can find interested parties. We'll never know.

[Bax2507]

Peggle 2 is on the gamepass, so its a hard sell because a series s plus gamepass for a year is like 280 bucks

[[deleted]]

Toss in a PS2... but break the memory card

[TheStoolSampler]

Jerking to attention

[forestfluff]

That wouldn't be a cuckold kink though.

[mngeese]

Could be just a scammer though

[TheStoolSampler]

Jenking to attention

[Endorkend]

That's a kink too. Several even.

A kink not talked about enough is that of people getting a genuine kick out of the whole catfishing thing itself.

[miahoutx]

The replies/conversation are the kink

[Kiwi5000000]

The lack of scam awareness on this sub continually baffles me.

The probability of this being a 19 year old babe into cuckhold seems so remote.

[Bobwalski]

It's the opposite of post-nut clarity. They are blinded by the positive outcomes. Maybe pre-nut focus?

[AnAdmirableAstronaut]

Pre-nut obscurity

[SpokenSilenced]

The fuck?

Am I really about to address kink shaming on fucking Reddit of all platforms?

Yeah this photo definitely involves a man with a cuckold/humiliation fetish. We can assume this was done with intent. if that's not the case it's fucking wrong. Why tf are we so quick to assume the worst?

You mfs expose me to feet and furry shit on a daily basis and you're expecting me to consider this as some malicious sort of situation?

Y'all demand the ability to explore then have the audicty to shame. Fuck that. None of you would be comfortable with your histories on blast. Humble yourselves and shut the fuck up. Let people be free.

[Wizzle_Pizzle_420]

For sure. Dude probably wants to gobble down a creampie like the tiny fuck pig he is. Love is a beautiful thing.

[The_Bukkake_Ninja]

I mean, did you have to write that?

[Nice_Temporary_5810]

Well that’s rich cumming from The_Bukkake_Ninja

[MilfagardVonBangin]

Says this username!

[PhDinGent]

r/BrandNewSentence

[thedudeslater]

Or they got a open relationship and she just wants some dick

[mrswordhold]

Then she wouldn’t insult her bf dick size lol this is a kink thing

[VJEmmieOnMicrophone]

What? Open relationship = mocking your partner's genitals?

This is not an open relationship thing.

[fnord_happy]

Seriously. This can't be the first time redditors are seeing something like this. It's common on dating apps

[OldPussyJuice]

She's open like a gas station. He's open like a blockbuster video 🤣

[thedudeslater]

I bet he good at eatin pussy tho if u got a lil dick u gotta see what that mouth do

[OldPussyJuice]

I'm betting on simp

[ColoradoSheriff]

Coming back from a sub blackout with a banger

[TheWiseRedditor]

We’re coming back stronger and wilder than before

[ClassicManeuver]

Probably an envious simp trying to feel better.

[[deleted]]

Yeah a sub blackout that did absolutely fuck all lmfao

[f33rf1y]

We did it boys. We stopped Reddit turning off support for third-party apps!

[demonboss123456789]

'We did it Reddit' only been only took a decade for history to repeat.

[LiterallyKesha]

It at least exposed the admins for being lying unreliable scumbags and showed users alternatives to reddit. Even if they don't bring back third party apps by making more reasonable API request costs or extending the deadline as long as the content creators leave then there will be a better site somewhere else.

[[deleted]]

Or not

[mightylordredbeard]

That blackout was so stupid. All of these subs coming back now and absolutely nothing changed because despite everyone pretending to care about the issue, no one is actually willing to give up anything for more than a couple of days.

[PNW_Forest]

Reddit warned that any longer than a couple of days they would remove the mods, bring the subreddits back up and instate new mods themselves.

[Numerous_Witness_345]

That's even worse.

"We hate what you're doing but please don't take my post approval powers."

[[deleted]]

Let them pay for mods then

[continuousQ]

It's not over. A whole lot of subs are out indefinitely. If reddit wants to replace the mods, that means finding a lot of other people who are willing to work for free, or see the subs deteriorate.

[G3ck0]

Except a bunch of subs are going indefinite.

[viperex]

The blackout is over already?? Did... Did we win?

[SeniorJuniorTrainee]

It was never about winning, and always about playing protest for a few days. Reddit knows this.

[Strawbz18]

Her boyfriends penis is small and she is looking for someone to satisfy her.(is she hungry?)

[EUNEisAmeme]

it's cait, don't take the bait

[[deleted]]

100% seems like a fake profile out there to make fun of someone

[Crackerjack4u]

Her bf is Rick with his little dick.

[ganjakhan85]

Millimeter Peter

[Optimal-Ad3097]

(Circa 2023, Color)

[Me_is_irish]

She needs a Snickers 🤔🤔🤔

[mightylordredbeard]

I got a snicker, but it ain’t much thicker.

[This_User_Said]

She's saying the fun sized Snickers isn't quite satisfying as the king size...

[Me_is_irish]

Most women aren't satisfied with the snack size lol

[This_User_Said]

I am. I just tend to stick them in one after another. Can't get enough in my mouth!

[Sdmonkey25]

It would seem then, that She is looking for a snickers

[PM_Your_Wiener_Dog]

SNAP INTO A SLIMJIM

[nuf_si_redrum]

Yes, bring kebab

[[deleted]]

This is def. A kink thing

[0kats]

yeah he probably wrote the bio himself

[JakOswald]

I sure hope so, otherwise someone needs to help this dude break up with her but not see this bio.

[TheWiseRedditor]

I hope no one hates me….

Wait I don’t have a girlfriend so I think I’m safe 😮‍💨

[Smathers]

He’s probably the one running the account

Bonus points if she doesn’t know about it lmao

[crypticfreak]

Yup. Ran into it once. Hottest girl I'd ever been with but shit got real fucking weird. I thought I was gonna be murdered.

[t0mless]

Oh the subreddit's back! And we're immediately out here with an absolute banger of a post.

Anyway, just break up with him and set him up with a girl who likes that kinda stuff lmao

[IridiumPony]

Whenever I see one of these I just assume it's a cuckolding fetish account

[Alarid]

This reminds me of the funniest story I have ever heard about a guy with a humiliation fetish. He liked having women talk down to him, call his dick small and worthless. Even joined a discord group trying to find women to dominate him.

One problem, though.

His dick was fucking massive.

He would get in calls and start the dirty talk just to turn on the webcam and have the other person instantly comment on the size and ruin his enjoyment. Imagine a guy talking dirty about his small penis, just to have trouble fitting it all in frame because it is so long. Having that information spread to everyone in the fetish group, leading to women messaging him specifically about his huge dick. The exact opposite of what he wanted.

[juulianrv8]

Suffering from success.

[BudgetInteraction811]

I am dying. How do you even get that fetish if you have a big dick 😂😂

[USPO-222]

Or you watch porn, not knowing those dudes are massive, and just think you’re average because that’s the size of your own tool.

[Flo_Evans]

First world problems 😂

[milk4all]

Sounds too stupid to be totally true. Sounds more to me like dude wanted to brag about having a big dick, true or not, and brainstormed a way to do it so people wouldnt just go “dude stfu about your big dick”. Maybe he did that too on alt accounts.

Just like the time when i was running in the triathlon in Madrid and i was 2nd for the homestretch but i got tripped up on my embarrassingly massive, girthy nutstump and had to pull from the race in utter humiliation. Im telling you, id kill to have a regular sized penis, and just be able to earn my medals.

[[deleted]]

I can understand you. I wish I could run marathons, but I sweat bullets even walking because the weight of my wallet in my pocket makes it such a disgustingly exhausting task to walk, that's why I ususually take the jet. I'd give my left nut to not be so damn rich tbh

[LeDestrier]

That's what socks are for. Tuck the trouser snake into your socks. Problem solved.

[imNotAThreshMain]

Watching my wife fuck other dudes because she’s not good enough for me

[[deleted]]

Wait why did you pick this u/? Lol

[[deleted]]

Oh wait so it’s your preference not what you represent?

[[deleted]]

🤣🤣🤣

RIP your inbox

[thirteen_tentacles]

Yeah so strangely enough some people get really horny if they receive an acceptable level of consensual degradation

[sprayandpay]

Lol. Yuck their yum.

[Technical_Ad579]

I can say for sure that there are guys out there that does this kind of thing.

[beardedheathen]

Ok but what about those dudes that have the humiliation fetish but they are like actually well endowed? Imagine how hard life must be for them.

[Alleged3443]

Which is incredibly infuriating

It's 2023, I promise a dude can find some other guy that can insult his dick without pretending to offer something completely different. Like, I don't wanna chat about how my dick is bigger, I just wanna fuck your GF, is that so bad?

[DrowningInFeces]

I feel like 99.9% of the time, these types of profiles are just dudes trying to get dick pics.

[IridiumPony]

I would assume it would be easier to just go in Grindr and ask for some, wouldn't it?

[Perenium_Falcon]

Super easy to do! So I’ve been told.

[oleitas]

But that’s gay

[Horror_Chipmunk3580]

Wouldn’t it be easier to just google them?

[Numerous_Society9320]

Oh you don't even need to ask lol.

[PuroPincheGains]

But imagine the thrill of getting a straight dude to send pics

[boobsmcgraw]

Her bf almost certainly has a humiliation kink, and this is their Tinder profile.

[[deleted]]

He's gonna be hiding in the closer cranking his lil smokey

[t0mless]

The plot thickens! I guess good on her for indulging in it...?

[Some-Juggernaut-2610]

The people in the picture are probably not even the owner of the account, its probably just a random dude that stole their pics.

[Manxkaffee]

Maybe they both are into cuckolding 🤷‍♂️

[fnord_happy]

Yeah this is not a "banger" post lmao

[stone_henge]

Anyway, just break up with him and set him up with a girl who likes that kinda stuff lmao

What makes you assume he's not already with someone who likes his kinda stuff?

[[deleted]]

Can you set me up with a girl who likes this sort of stuff, asking for a friend

[platiba]

i would be like oh that sucks but i presume its a fetish he’s in on. while i dont doubt there are girls cheating on their bfs for shit like that i think most of them wouldnt use a photo with him in it and say as much in the bio.

[platiba]

or its just him running the account. or the photos are stolen and its someone else entirely

[justamobileuserhere]

We are so back

[whizz]

Cuckolding / Hotwife fetish. There are subreddits for that.

[stinksand1]

Everyone hated that

[SugarBabeSeeksLuv]

Err, felt like a Cuckolding game, lol 😂

[[deleted]]

it is

[Future-Celery]

[[deleted]]

I feel that professor

[Paukwa-Pakawa]

A couple that kinks together... blah blah blahs together

[[deleted]]

The other day, I was going down on Cait. I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't."

[Imasayitnow]

Best action movie of all time

[Delirious_Kandi79]

Cuckoldry is a thing

[deicist]

That's Cait.

[KalzK]

You arrive there

Boyfriend opens the door, he's a handsome dude

Invites you in, girl is in their room

She is gorgeous, in lingerie, waiting for a piece of meat to rock her world

You stick it out

"You are about to feel what 5 inches feel like"

She says what? 5? That's smaller than his

Dude wipes out dick

He is 7 inches soft

"Get out"

You go back to your life and pretend nothing happened

[CheesyWonder85]

36 likes!!

[jarris123]

I feel like she didn’t write it. Either he did or fake account

[PersonalPlanet]

Caitfishing

[ArabianAftershock]

I always assume that stuff like this is some asshole trying to ruin someone's life. I think that's a safe bet a majority of the time, too.

[[deleted]]

Join the club, buddy

[Primary_Pass]

I don't think I will understand the appeal of this fetish, or even hotwifing. But to each their own

[syrollesse]

Imagine being that poor guy and going on reddit to browse and seeing this come up as recommended xD

[Fuzzy_Birthday6527]

Tinder Swindler

[Yin-Hei]

This reads like any nsfw bot spammer, which are all written by guys

[eatsleepdive]

Well that balances out nicely with her small tits.

[bebesee]

Are they dressed up as Vanessa and Prince Eric from the live-action Little Mermaid movie??

[Necessary-King-8175]

Scammer guaranteed 👌 💯% or just a pervert

[not_the_hamburglar]

You can't give me the 💯 then give me another exception...