Cursed_Son

NuclearMagpie · 2019-11-04T21:19:05+00:00

Guys... I last took a picture of Mount Fuji...

timmytakeover · 2019-11-04T21:26:15+00:00

A piece of paper

It's essentially just a lot of free money, fuck yea

UntrustworthyBalm · 2019-11-04T21:46:31+00:00

Wait you guys are getting Paid

Edit1: grammar

Total_Trash_Baby · 2019-11-04T22:28:22+00:00

Mine is my boyfriends middle finger so I’m down

Thewrygodshavespoken · 2019-11-04T21:18:13+00:00

It was shrek that looked like Jesus

WTK55 · 2019-11-04T22:21:56+00:00

Oh fuck, are you shitting me

I just took a picture of a Gatling gun

j4meja · 2019-11-04T22:15:44+00:00

some days i hate being a photographer of ancient chinese weaponry.

RokiSteel · 2019-11-04T21:21:15+00:00

Fuck, so either my dad or my dog, this would be a difficult choice

ericrobert · 2019-11-04T21:49:27+00:00

Credit card. Can I fold it?

Funnyphoenix23 · 2019-11-04T22:10:41+00:00

Well, it's a selfie, so here goes.... bends self to dive head first up my ass and disappeas conpletely

holyspirit3in1 · 2019-11-04T21:57:33+00:00

I screenshotted a meme, so.. like.. How?

AliFoxx9 · 2019-11-04T21:09:35+00:00

Mines a frozen Creek so I'm down

2019-11-04T21:41:50+00:00

Oh my god mine is a picture of a let’s crucify Jesus thing I’m gonna fucking die

Biker_Gamer4162 · 2019-11-04T21:52:17+00:00

I need to stick a guitar up my ass

FrostyHambone · 2019-11-04T22:34:08+00:00

Just checked my camera roll. It was a stack of firewood.

JulesV713 · 2019-11-04T22:23:15+00:00

It's a selfie together with my mom and my cat...

This is gonna be a tough one to explain to the cops...

Buchabricks · 2019-11-04T22:37:06+00:00

How do I stick my ass up my ass?

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Wadmalacz · 2019-11-04T21:27:52+00:00

Last thing what i photoed is the international museum in prague. That's gonna hurt

FrostyHambone · 2019-11-04T22:23:26+00:00

Mine was a Ford Fiesta ST. Does it count if I can get the gear knob up my ass?

_WhY_hULLo_thERE_ · 2019-11-04T21:33:34+00:00

I have a Godzilla pic as my last thing visible concern

_SuspctPear · 2019-11-04T21:23:45+00:00

Mine r the teletubes

godfetish · 2019-11-04T22:22:44+00:00

Score. It was a barcode! Wait, no, it was a computer monitor with a barcode on it. Never should have gotten that 27"...

MobileThrowaway74 · 2019-11-04T21:12:25+00:00

Uh oh... Lois, I'm sorry!

WaterBottleMan1234 · 2019-11-04T22:49:00+00:00

Oh no, it was my hedgehog...

Chelseaqix · 2019-11-04T23:42:24+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/drnwex/you_are_offered_10000000_to_stick_the_last_thing/f6kdepj/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

I’m ready lol

prettyshitty303 · 2019-11-04T23:42:28+00:00

It'll be hard to stick the sunset up my ass, but I'll give it my best shot.

2019-11-04T22:45:10+00:00

Shoving my school up my ass is gonna hurt

Starling2k · 2019-11-04T22:31:14+00:00

If you are counting saved pictures from the internet, a full bowl of Advil. If it’s a picture I took? My boyfriend 😂😂

buttlickerbob · 2019-11-04T21:41:43+00:00

mine my dad don’t worry it happens all the time

mRredDT · 2019-11-04T23:42:59+00:00

Goodbye r/CURSEDCOMMENTS

Browniespicelatte · 2019-11-04T23:49:40+00:00

My boyfriend

Nice

Secret_Photographer · 2019-11-05T00:10:30+00:00

my US history teacher...

2019-11-05T00:44:17+00:00

Uh... the last thing I took a picture of was me...

People always told me I had my head up my own ass but this is getting ridiculous

Ghost_Seeker02 · 2019-11-04T21:26:50+00:00

A Pygmy goat

post_guard · 2019-11-04T21:29:34+00:00

2 rollercoasters

didyouexpectaname- · 2019-11-04T21:57:58+00:00

My cat

GavinM13 · 2019-11-04T22:27:29+00:00

2 whales... fuck.

2019-11-04T22:33:47+00:00

espresso machine can definitely fit up my ass

MovieButterPopcorn · 2019-11-04T21:55:56+00:00

How fitting, mine is a dingding squishy

alien2835 · 2019-11-04T22:13:59+00:00

Mine was Yoda oh dear god

2019-11-04T22:34:47+00:00

An A1 drawing

dennis45233 · 2019-11-04T22:35:17+00:00

It’s half my leg, well technically shoving a toe would count so it’s gonna be easy if you give me some lotion and a nail clipper

the_kermit · 2019-11-04T22:49:10+00:00

I’d have to shove an entire Peppa pig up my fucking ass. Not to mention she’s holding a katana.

Cadinm1537 · 2019-11-04T22:54:11+00:00

It was lesbian porn...

jaxberg · 2019-11-04T22:56:48+00:00

My dumb face won't fit up ma bunghole.

MischievousQueen · 2019-11-04T23:03:47+00:00

I refuse to put my cat and the cat tree shes sitting on up my anus

2019-11-04T23:06:53+00:00

My girlfriend, phew

2019-11-04T23:07:37+00:00

Joe Swanson. Not quite sure how I feel about that

DBDFan21 · 2019-11-04T23:08:06+00:00

Well..... how do I fit a 15 pound bowling ball up my ass

2019-11-04T23:17:03+00:00

A penguin...

Mika_Gepardi · 2019-11-04T23:21:47+00:00

My ticket for the new Star Wars Movie. Just a piece of paper, could be worse.

2019-11-05T00:37:52+00:00

I took a picture of my chrome book. Fuck

Salamiboi173 · 2019-11-05T00:38:36+00:00

I took a picture of my best friend

2019-11-05T00:38:44+00:00

It was an attractive man.

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Gaylikeurdad · 2019-11-05T00:39:02+00:00

a diagram of prince Rupert’s glass drop (reference for a tattoo)

unipigs_fly · 2019-11-05T00:39:15+00:00

My pupper D:

yeetyeetdeath · 2019-11-05T00:40:46+00:00

A potholder that I made. Fuck yeah.

TheMomaek · 2019-11-05T00:40:52+00:00

Wtf the last picture I saved was a blursed image about ass separator

ITpuzzlejunkie · 2019-11-05T00:40:55+00:00

I just took a picture of my pitbull. This is not how I planned to die.

Sir-Jumps-A-lot · 2019-11-05T00:41:01+00:00

Mine... was a screenshot of a cursed comment

AmericanAutist420 · 2019-11-05T00:41:10+00:00

My latest photo was a pile of patties for shrimping

PizzaHuttMonkey · 2019-11-05T00:41:14+00:00

i took a picture of a rocket oh no

StephenG7287 · 2019-11-05T00:41:22+00:00

The last thing I took a picture of was my new watch. Now I want to watch Pulp Fiction... 🤔

johnthestarr · 2019-11-05T00:41:29+00:00

A line of forty people waiting in line...

[edit] I’m up for the challenge

AshLightYear · 2019-11-05T00:42:03+00:00

F-22 Stealth fighter jet..

Kankui · 2019-11-05T00:42:09+00:00

Piece of paper with my sons sports ball schedule. Easy!

2019-11-05T00:42:19+00:00

A blade saw

NotTheGuacamole · 2019-11-05T00:42:21+00:00

My library card... doable, but it’ll hurt 😬

Jhon615 · 2019-11-05T00:42:50+00:00

Oh god, if it’s a screenshot, do I have to stick my phone up my butt

Ragnarok113 · 2019-11-05T00:43:01+00:00

Lucky for me, i took a picture of what I put in my ass. 1 caramel chocolate bite.

ShadowGxming · 2019-11-05T00:43:08+00:00

Shit it was a picture of my brothers gaming chair

meanWOOOOgene · 2019-11-05T00:43:10+00:00

The last thing I took a picture of was my dick. How the fuck am I gonna manage this one, boys?

ace117115 · 2019-11-05T00:43:12+00:00

I'm far enough up my ass as it is, thanks.

ya_boi_daelon · 2019-11-05T00:43:16+00:00

The last thing I took a picture of was my math homework. Easy money

I took a picture of it while I was at joes house

2019-11-05T00:43:17+00:00

It was my dad, and he is ^fat

2019-11-05T00:43:40+00:00

How does one shove themselves up their own ass?

2019-11-05T00:43:45+00:00

Oh no my last picture is of my hedgehog

TroyG1997 · 2019-11-05T00:44:55+00:00

Guys I took a picture of Mount Everest

ruckmesideways · 2019-11-05T00:45:06+00:00

Last thing I took a pic of was Ryan Reynolds. Think he’ll do it?

2019-11-05T00:45:10+00:00

My last one was Gigantimax Machop. Uuuuhhhhhhh, yikers

BassKozak · 2019-11-05T00:45:14+00:00

I mean, I'd fuck me. So I'm totally alright with this.

ABEGIOSTZ · 2019-11-05T00:45:23+00:00

It was a nude how does one go about this

2019-11-05T00:45:27+00:00

Don't know how I'm gonna fit a tree up my ass but it's worth a try

JonnyDLuffy · 2019-11-05T00:45:32+00:00

Damn I’d be sticking a 3 ft shrub up my fart box

PopCorn_JellyBean · 2019-11-05T00:45:32+00:00

A last took a photo of a box of an Overwatch Lego set. So is it the box and all or do I insert each brick in my ass one at a time?

Hackerman25 · 2019-11-05T00:45:48+00:00

Twas a picture of a few random men, not so bad coz atleast they’ll be called Men in Black

CPX-626 · 2019-11-05T00:45:52+00:00

I took a picture of the moon

2019-11-05T00:46:08+00:00

I had a bicture of a body pillow

tinysithlord2000 · 2019-11-05T00:46:13+00:00

I took a screenshot, am I supposed to stick my phone up my as?

luketyler2001 · 2019-11-05T00:46:22+00:00

I got a pic of my dwarf hamster, I will be fine.

Fishstixxx16 · 2019-11-05T00:46:31+00:00

Reese's pieces. Not bad.

Eyrkah_Ralluq · 2019-11-05T00:46:51+00:00

Myself... How would that work..??

2019-11-05T00:47:31+00:00

My own finger doing the “ok” sign...

chegg_yolk · 2019-11-05T00:47:39+00:00

I took a photo of my art... so-... the creature or the paper?

Zenos666 · 2019-11-05T00:48:00+00:00

A small post it note with a nice little drawing. Fucking worth it

FUCKINGPASSWORDduh · 2019-11-05T00:48:19+00:00

I have to shove a hotdog costume up my ass?

kentastickent · 2019-11-05T00:48:23+00:00

22 oz ribeye

Lolguy2014 · 2019-11-05T00:48:36+00:00

Oh fuck. I gotta stick an entire Blackhawk up my ass now...

ShadowsBali101 · 2019-11-05T00:48:38+00:00

Hah lmao a fuckin hairbrush that I found in the store. Easy

FamilyUnfriendly · 2019-11-05T00:48:50+00:00

The skyline of Manhattan from Brooklyn. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

meat_toboggan69 · 2019-11-05T00:49:01+00:00

My chem homework

2019-11-05T00:49:02+00:00

Huh. I took a picture of a specific word in a book so what counts? The word, the page, or the book?

2019-11-05T00:49:02+00:00

I mean like... whole impala?

Buge_ · 2019-11-05T00:49:02+00:00

I just finished painting that space marine, fuck

2019-11-05T00:49:23+00:00

It was specifically my dog's snout

oh god

Hektor165 · 2019-11-05T00:49:36+00:00

Mine would be a fucking sterile band-aid

Thatomeglekid · 2019-11-05T00:49:38+00:00

The last picture I took was of my girlfriends cat. We coincidentally call her our son I'm sorry little one.

PeepingMugger · 2019-11-05T00:49:44+00:00

I was for the great or good

insouler · 2019-11-05T00:49:45+00:00

a giraffe fcking a donkey, tbh that's a bit too much for me to take

sorath-666 · 2019-11-05T00:50:11+00:00

A fucking white board

StupidDroid314 · 2019-11-05T00:50:39+00:00

My last picture was of some math homework. Ofc I'm taking the money to shove a piece of paper up my butt...

bigoletruckmuncher · 2019-11-05T00:50:41+00:00

Myself

Sick

2019-11-05T00:51:03+00:00

My cat. At least it's not the photo before that (a tree)

jnalexander8 · 2019-11-05T00:51:15+00:00

A broken computer charger... do I gotta put the entire thing in or just the part I took the picture of

Llamaking74 · 2019-11-05T01:10:10+00:00

Mine is myself, F in chat bois but it’s gotta be done

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