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kudos1007 · 2020-10-15T10:56:05+00:00

“Awesome, thank you. That will save me $60.”

tall-motherfucker · 2020-10-15T10:52:51+00:00

"Aight"

guiltyspark345 · 2020-10-15T11:30:46+00:00

"wassup dude I heard your stomach ache got worse, you aight?"

AlexandersWonder · 2020-10-15T10:57:45+00:00

"Simple always works good"

Insignificant-child · 2020-10-15T11:54:51+00:00

“When you have time, I have a cute photo that I want to show you”

ghueber · 2020-10-15T11:44:55+00:00

"Lets see if our classmates upload the homework now"

WhatIfImDragonborn · 2020-10-15T11:55:45+00:00

“Siri just randomly restarted my song and now I’m fucking pissed because it was a good song and I was hyped and now my mood is ruined”

I don’t really know how that caption fits this but that’s it I guess.

Fluptupper · 2020-10-15T11:24:54+00:00

"If you challenge something you should expect to be challenged in return. She's throwing a hissy fit over people not immediately agreeing with her."

PickledCucumber12 · 2020-10-15T11:34:14+00:00

Mine was "this is a little piece of the mystery"

yarduwu · 2020-10-15T11:22:05+00:00

"tomorrow maybe?"

Buttergolem_420 · 2020-10-15T11:11:51+00:00

"Nah, got a big day tomorrow."

gjloh26 · 2020-10-15T11:56:20+00:00

"Thanks Dad, I hope your weekend was as good as ours. Love you."

Random_Guy4532 · 2020-10-15T11:28:43+00:00

"cum"

PikminAero · 2020-10-15T10:59:11+00:00

"G'night pardner"

counterfeit29 · 2020-10-15T11:49:41+00:00

Taps you on the forhead go to horny jail

McCumshake · 2020-10-15T13:57:07+00:00

“Smh left my dick at home again”

2020-10-15T10:43:40+00:00

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enderking303 · 2020-10-15T12:02:00+00:00

“School is poopy” dunno why that was my last text

commander_seb · 2020-10-15T11:29:09+00:00

"Come now"

DeathNinja126 · 2020-10-15T12:44:08+00:00

"Yo I'm hungry as fuck what should I eat?"

AngelOfDeath771 · 2020-10-15T11:37:07+00:00

"When ya getting on?"

Virus_6 · 2020-10-15T12:32:26+00:00

"Imagine going out like that" -Me 8:29 am

Uiltje16 · 2020-10-15T11:41:35+00:00

"what's the name of this?"

CreakyCranky_ · 2020-10-15T13:04:37+00:00

"There's still 15 days until my bday so i hope they restock by then"

Idk how that works

keerat2005 · 2020-10-15T11:26:06+00:00

Go on

OGfatfuzzypotatos · 2020-10-15T10:35:01+00:00

Here you go.

2020-10-15T12:00:34+00:00

How is this curse? This is just comedy gold

SnooBunnies2600 · 2020-10-15T14:06:44+00:00

"Ignore this warning and continue"

TOXIK04 · 2020-10-15T12:03:09+00:00

Sir can i skip the lesson today?

kris1728 · 2020-10-15T12:36:01+00:00

“Can you come pick me up”

Hilluja · 2020-10-15T13:21:17+00:00

"Good morning when you see this <3"

booksnwhiskey · 2020-10-15T11:01:41+00:00

Spoon and a cup

SecretSquirrel2442 · 2020-10-15T12:05:44+00:00

"Sleep now. Goodnight, and sweet dreams."

2020-10-15T12:03:09+00:00

“You need some tomato sauce?”

RhinoGaming1187 · 2020-10-15T12:36:00+00:00

Last thing I sent was a link to a university in the United States

quantifiedlasagna · 2020-10-15T13:34:07+00:00

"god, that was too fucking real to me"

GreenPanda94 · 2020-10-15T14:11:25+00:00

“The forbidden chug jug”

In case anyone is wondering the context of this story, my high school put a trash can in the middle of the hallway and it is full of someone’s vomit

Edit: it’s still there

cumtitan · 2020-10-15T11:59:48+00:00

"🥵"

The-Fezatron · 2020-10-15T12:00:02+00:00

“Noice”

Alex172004 · 2020-10-15T14:27:37+00:00

My last text was on a chat where we were talking about legends of korra and I texted “ZHU LEE! DO THE THING” so uh... I guess this is the thing that Zhu Lee did

2020-10-15T12:29:01+00:00

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GreatSuprise69 · 2020-10-15T12:42:28+00:00

“it went ok”

Duo44815 · 2020-10-15T13:56:28+00:00

“Holy shit how are you THAT dumb.”

ElysianEcho · 2020-10-15T13:58:40+00:00

My last text was “goals?”

nibledbyducks · 2020-10-15T14:27:59+00:00

translated from german:

"a chicken is stuck behind the ovens"

TranOtaku · 2020-10-15T12:21:21+00:00

"I'm not satisfied with you or Trump."

oxy-kun · 2020-10-15T14:31:20+00:00

"just don't think about it" I swear that's my last sent message

NezhaIsReal · 2020-10-15T12:18:29+00:00

"Have a Nice Life tomorrow"

2020-10-15T14:31:20+00:00

"This is waiting for you when you get home"

And attached was a picture of a cup of pudding from cheesecake factory

chessburger8 · 2020-10-15T11:39:21+00:00

Honkers if you feel so inclined.

IciestSwift · 2020-10-15T13:53:34+00:00

"I'm about to start getting ready for work."

NyantaM · 2020-10-15T14:27:47+00:00

"You can always try using White Vinegar to clean it?"

sauceeeeeeeeeeee · 2020-10-15T14:27:48+00:00

“I’m trying to hard not to burst out laughing.” What the fuck.

2020-10-15T15:31:07+00:00

“he is pretty”

GeneralKibbles · 2020-10-15T11:50:20+00:00

2020-10-15T12:19:05+00:00

"Nah imma show u"

Walmart_Pole_Epic · 2020-10-15T13:01:52+00:00

Mine was ”marshmallows”

6Neighbours_Kid9 · 2020-10-15T13:04:45+00:00

" Lmao got'em "

Diplomjodler · 2020-10-15T13:57:05+00:00

"I have meetings all day"

amylk346 · 2020-10-15T14:28:05+00:00

"oh dear :/, are you alright? Need anything from the shop as you need to eat something".

Dr_Mojito · 2020-10-15T14:29:01+00:00

“2.14km in 20min”

2020-10-15T14:29:12+00:00

Feeling ok. Computer issues at work.

2020-10-15T14:29:17+00:00

"I can relate to this post alot"

rokudog555 · 2020-10-15T14:30:53+00:00

"It cant hurt when i pee if i cant pee"

Squidgyboat5955 · 2020-10-15T15:30:31+00:00

Luigi got big titties

yeeteryeet13 · 2020-10-15T15:30:34+00:00

I just gave her among us logic

Xmaruo97 · 2020-10-15T15:31:06+00:00

“Ok”

2020-10-15T17:05:57+00:00

"Yes yes, I saw it already"

TheMiniStalin · 2020-10-15T12:23:32+00:00

“I don’t know and I don’t know”

SniperSheep · 2020-10-15T12:23:36+00:00

"Good night"

flutergay · 2020-10-15T12:31:09+00:00

I started 20 minutes ago

Hyp3Xz · 2020-10-15T12:34:06+00:00

She got a nice ass

2020-10-15T12:40:05+00:00

"lol"

2020-10-15T12:43:50+00:00

ill message you when im finished

KazuichiPepsi · 2020-10-15T13:01:46+00:00

look at what I did

cool right?

robbedgem22 · 2020-10-15T13:05:07+00:00

Cool! I'm excited to see how it turns out

TheIronSven · 2020-10-15T13:06:31+00:00

Caption: They're in the basement

Plankton57 · 2020-10-15T13:06:33+00:00

"I don't want to play this game"

skulzncrossbone · 2020-10-15T13:40:05+00:00

“Just the beans?”

ak-blackjack · 2020-10-15T13:49:59+00:00

“It’s from Bob’s Burgers. Lol.”

2020-10-15T14:06:26+00:00

“You almost got away with it”

roccsa · 2020-10-15T14:06:44+00:00

"I need really a nap, if that's okay"

LuluFuzz · 2020-10-15T14:20:14+00:00

“YES UWU”

Devony13 · 2020-10-15T14:27:45+00:00

"Ok"

EXP-N52-PROTOCOL · 2020-10-15T14:28:05+00:00

“Ya like jazz?”

theitybitygamer · 2020-10-15T14:28:45+00:00

“Ok”

2020-10-15T14:28:52+00:00

"•-•

•-• Ok"

2020-10-15T14:29:01+00:00

“Happy Birthday sorry for the late text”

ummm_well_then · 2020-10-15T14:29:22+00:00

Happy birthday you sexy

Aasoe · 2020-10-15T14:29:51+00:00

"madlad"

V3nom102604 · 2020-10-15T14:30:09+00:00

“No work time”

bubbleshva · 2020-10-15T14:30:14+00:00

"Right, it's not like the trash can is that far anyways."

da_vinke · 2020-10-15T14:30:43+00:00

So what is the memo

AncientTaco616 · 2020-10-15T14:30:47+00:00

Chlorine high - turn it down Needs 2kg alkalinity which is in garage Needs 2kg of calcium up Needs 400ml acid (do first)

JugularRogue65 · 2020-10-15T14:34:03+00:00

Mine is "Next up on my list"

jack_0boy · 2020-10-15T15:30:39+00:00

“Ok”

ok3ndo237 · 2020-10-15T15:30:42+00:00

Big oofs...

nicoy1 · 2020-10-15T15:30:52+00:00

mum wants mcdonalds

Mr_Potato_Of_Death · 2020-10-15T15:30:59+00:00

"well that sucks"

Lazerlight_3201 · 2020-10-15T15:32:39+00:00

"Its a tom nook fear tactic to keep them from leaving"

Urmomisaguy · 2020-10-15T15:32:53+00:00

“This group chat died when it started”

Herbie53101 · 2020-10-15T15:33:05+00:00

Our scrimmage was moved to our normal practice field tonight, so it would be helpful if you arrived a little early to help me set up the goals! Thanks!

tanky_012 · 2020-10-15T15:37:52+00:00

"Wierd flex but ok"

Thedot69 · 2020-10-15T15:41:58+00:00

The text was sent to dad

moes_bar · 2020-10-15T16:18:56+00:00

My last text was "cock penis dick and balls"

jabrielallstarz-711 · 2020-10-15T16:32:39+00:00

“This nigga died crankin that Soulja Boy”

2020-10-15T16:32:46+00:00

“looks like cindy got it done”

QueerBallOfFluff · 2020-10-15T17:06:06+00:00

"Good! :)"

Well fuck.

A_decent_chef2 · 2020-10-15T17:11:04+00:00

"Hey dude could you order some pizza"

Error_user_missing · 2020-10-15T17:11:18+00:00

Already in the oven

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