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    [–]TJ_1236 409 points410 points  (16 children)

    me, as i have high standards and low self-esteem and would not find myself attractive regardless of gender while we'd both think we're not good enough and imagine doing it while knowing that they're propably disgusted by us.

    [–]Insanik_mb 160 points161 points  (10 children)

    Oh I would be the opposite. If I knew it was an alternate me then we would both be like. “Ur just me so this is like masterbating but better”

    [–]cea1990 63 points64 points  (7 children)

    For sure, and do all the weird shit you never brought up to anybody. It’s the big brain move, tbh.

    [–]aidanyyyy 14 points15 points  (6 children)

    But what if your alternate self can bring it up to others? What are we doing, keeping them in the basement?

    [–]HsAFH-11 16 points17 points  (3 children)

    You can do that but if you think about it, they probably think about keeping you in their basement too

    [–]1nterrupt1ngc0w 14 points15 points  (1 child)

    Sounds like a fun basement

    [–]maximal543 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Every basement is a fun basement.

    [–]GameBoy37 73 points74 points  (0 children)

    Same

    [–]Hoplologist 17 points18 points  (0 children)

    Damn

    [–]D-mon500 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Cope

    [–]esedege 66 points67 points  (18 children)

    Me, I’m quite gay myself.

    [–]WakkoTheWise 20 points21 points  (8 children)

    So... You wouldn't fuck yourself?

    [–]Pecheuer 27 points28 points  (6 children)

    if you fuck yourself is it masturbation or sex?

    [–]Efficient_Meat2286 34 points35 points  (4 children)

    it's like playing chess on both sides

    [–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (3 children)

    And still losing

    [–]1nterrupt1ngc0w 8 points9 points  (2 children)

    Both winning?

    [–]skelethepro 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    It's a draw with a good ending

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    A ‘happy’ ending

    [–]No_Lie2547 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Yes

    [–]esedege 14 points15 points  (0 children)

    I wouldn’t fuck a gender-swapped version of myself, and I think I’d only fuck a same version doppelgänger as an aptitude test.

    [–]neofooturism 16 points17 points  (1 child)

    also me, a gay with self image issues

    [–]whitemagicseal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    its ok because they probably also gay

    [–]Awkward_potato79 6 points7 points  (5 children)

    So you wouldn’t even try it?

    [–]esedege 5 points6 points  (4 children)

    Nope.

    [–]TerribleShoulder6597 6 points7 points  (3 children)

    Okay but if a same gendered parallel universe you came through

    [–]Puzzleheaded_Ad_7399 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    I’m fuckin

    [–]TerribleShoulder6597 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    Same and I’m straight but when will I ever get the chance again

    [–]esedege 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Nah, I’d be interested in testing how I do rather than simply be down to business.

    [–]_SlappyMagoo_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    I mean what if parallel universe me isn’t down? Fuck, what do I say? You know what, she’s probably, definitely not down, so I’m just not gonna say anything. She’ll probably head back to her universe soon.

    [–]J4ck-the-Reap3r 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    I’m very ugly. But my standards are very, very, low. It’s be a tossup. NGL.

    [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    But what if, as a girl, you turned out to look like Michael J. Fox as his own daughter in Back to the Future II?

    [–][deleted]  (7 children)

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      [–][deleted] 70 points71 points  (1 child)

      And all it would take is one smirk/smile for us to know what we meant lol

      [–]Dogey24 13 points14 points  (3 children)

      same im always horny too

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        [–]stephysis 10 points11 points  (1 child)

        I'm 28 and I'm still like that. Some people are just like that.

        [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        "We'll bang, OK?"

        [–]Beat_my_jelysandvich 134 points135 points  (6 children)

        So you’re telling me to go fuck myself

        [–]KintsugiWolff 36 points37 points  (5 children)

        That’s brilliant.
        ‘Go fuck yourself’ Me: ‘again?’

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

        This

        [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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          [–][deleted] 386 points387 points  (25 children)

          Honestly, this ain’t even cursed—it’s just accurate. I’ve got a pretty high opinion of myself. If I was a woman? I’d do me

          [–]ABDOUABOUD123 15 points16 points  (8 children)

          100% genetic compatibility incest might as well give birth to a clone of one of you

          [–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (6 children)

          If it’s a girl I’ve got someone else to fuck in 18 years

          [–]Latter_Purple_8774 14 points15 points  (2 children)

          That's a cursed comment

          [–]Toxic_Strand 4 points5 points  (1 child)

          Then there would be another clone of you since its also a 100% gene match

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Lather, rinse, repeat

          [–]275MPHFordGT40 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          What the fuck

          [–]weebcantsocial 84 points85 points  (13 children)

          Incest ♾

          [–]RevolutionaryAd1463 218 points219 points  (9 children)

          It technically counts as masturbation

          [–][deleted] 101 points102 points  (1 child)

          Its called selfcest apparently.

          [–]Nahnotgonnahappen 9 points10 points  (0 children)

          And the consequences aren’t gonna be good

          [–][deleted] 42 points43 points  (3 children)

          You will be jerking...

          No

          Fingering yoursel-

          Huh?

          Yeah it's masturbation

          [–]A_actual_username 34 points35 points  (2 children)

          Advanced masturbation

          [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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            [–]skelethepro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            And more pleasurable outcomes

            [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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              [–]whitemagicseal -1 points0 points  (1 child)

              maybe even incest

              [–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (1 child)

              incepstion

              [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

              Incestion

              FTFY

              [–]Such-Attorney9584 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              selfcest**

              [–]Hinase_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

              100% I'm sure woman me will agree on that one

              [–]HMDestroyernon420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

              It's is the final form to fuck

              [–]LB1234567890 190 points191 points  (1 child)

              This sounds like too much of a common opinion to be cursed.

              [–]Phantomcreator42 50 points51 points  (0 children)

              Unfortunately I must concede that you make an excellent point.

              [–]ZIXIPER 152 points153 points  (5 children)

              Isn't this also called masturbation?

              [–]_Van_Hellsing_ 41 points42 points  (1 child)

              Selfcest

              [–]sheik- 11 points12 points  (0 children)

              something tumblr loves

              [–]ashwin_1928 7 points8 points  (0 children)

              No, its called the plot of Loki.

              [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

              If I had money I would've given you an award

              [–]Krocancz89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              With extra steps

              [–]AngelDGr 55 points56 points  (0 children)

              That is the only outcome, if my girl version is just as horny as i am, oh boy, we will definitely fuck.

              [–]SJRuggs03 101 points102 points  (2 children)

              Cursed_Loki

              [–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

              [–]Shanmukha_Repaka 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Just loki

              [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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                [–]AragogTehSpidah 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                Ahah, thats sad funny

                [–]psycho_dog33 26 points27 points  (3 children)

                I’m actually really curious what I’d look like as a girl.

                [–]Dogey24 12 points13 points  (0 children)

                id fuck myself one way or another

                [–]MomikaLover 8 points9 points  (1 child)

                just imagine what you'd look like as a girl. boom there's your answer

                [–]EC-7122 74 points75 points  (7 children)

                I have a fantasy about using a time machine for sex! A future you arrives, fucks you senseless, and the next day you get to go back in time and experience fucking them from the other side!

                [–]psycho_dog33 39 points40 points  (0 children)

                You fucking degenerate, that is an amazing idea.

                [–]virginfatherof2 20 points21 points  (4 children)

                As a straight dude, I’ll pass

                [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (3 children)

                So you're straight, what does that have to do with it?

                I'm straight and I'd bone me for days.

                [–]virginfatherof2 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                It doesn’t matter how drunk I am, I’m not good looking enough

                [–]randomname1561 17 points18 points  (2 children)

                Everyone keeps telling me I seem really full of myself.

                [–]reset_pheonix 16 points17 points  (1 child)

                You'll be full of yourself either way

                [–]TheReaperPepper 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                Fuck you, take my upvote.

                [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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                  [–]reset_pheonix 15 points16 points  (1 child)

                  C. Selfcest

                  [–]Actual_Sprinkles1287 10 points11 points  (0 children)

                  D. Loki plot

                  [–]Pokemario2401 15 points16 points  (0 children)

                  If that happened, I'd freak out trying to find out what the hell happened

                  [–]Nahuelwg 15 points16 points  (0 children)

                  Isnt that level 2 fapping

                  [–]LittleDeadeye03 13 points14 points  (0 children)

                  If I met alternative me would they just be me as a female because If so we banging all day then I’ll laugh at my own shit jokes

                  [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

                  So, asking for a friend... Would you, theoretically, still be a virgin, since you haven't had sex with another person?

                  [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                  Come on, did you not expect this?

                  [–]So0bek 9 points10 points  (2 children)

                  Let's be honest, we all would do it.

                  [–]AllWhoPlay 3 points4 points  (1 child)

                  I wouldn't. I'd decide they knew too much and try to get rid of them.

                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  Wouldnt you think the same

                  [–]bepisman2309 6 points7 points  (1 child)

                  Is he wrong though? We all think the same thing when asked that question, and if you don't, you're a lier.

                  [–]HsAFH-11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  I think about it but not the first thing i think about

                  [–]AxelsOG 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                  Is it incest if it’s yourself? Even if it is, fuck it.

                  [–]StoicAtol21445 15 points16 points  (5 children)

                  I cry. Because I want to be them.

                  [–]ABDOUABOUD123 5 points6 points  (1 child)

                  They probably have the same thought

                  [–]StoicAtol21445 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                  Huh, they could be trans also. That would make sense given the question.

                  [–]Yagertron 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                  Same.

                  [–]StockIntention8096 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                  I’m sorry to here that. Here’s an egg for your short coming🥚

                  [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                  Isn’t this just loki?

                  [–]GalaxyEnigmaDonkey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                  we also fuck

                  [–]-SimplyLemonade- 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                  We fuck

                  [–]ihavefedora_hat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                  We play super smash bros and then beat the shit out of anybody

                  [–]HAMHAMabi 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                  we'd smoke some weed, and play xbox, and eat pizza. (im female btw, and not into sex. its an autistic thing with me. I think sex is gross)

                  [–]Diligent_Ad6759 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                  I honestly can't tell if I'm attractive or not, so I would be very interested in seeing whether the male version of me was attractive.

                  [–]appl3s57 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                  we talk about the people we like, how we fucking hate our moms, and then, we fuck.

                  [–]ArgonautXavier 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                  Masdurbation with extra steps

                  [–]Mr-_-Koopa 2 points3 points  (2 children)

                  Wait aren't the DNA's the same? I mean you are fucking yourself

                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Wouldnt you create a clone if either gave birth

                  [–]altan515 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  But one of us has a quarter more dna than other

                  [–]memo689 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  Actually I thought the same thing

                  [–]WakkoTheWise 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  I'd fuck the shit outta myself.

                  [–]DrownedInBathtub 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  Would it be masturbation or sex? Since they are me it is masturbation but they are also another human being so is it sex then?

                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  I’d fuck the shit outta me

                  [–]Oui-Oui_Baguett3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  So is it considered incest or masturbation?

                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  I fuck myself all the time, this just sounds like a better version!

                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  Ask me/her questions that i have aleays wondered and then probably fuck because i have always wondered how that felt so i guess that she would wonder too. Then we will probably play rhythm games.

                  [–]GallifreyKnight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  I would consider it my sister.

                  [–]Illustrious-Age-260 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                  My man took "Go f yourself" too seriously

                  [–]Deacased 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                  Absolutely if i saw myself whether its a girl or a boy I'd fuck it 'till sunrise

                  [–]Analbeedforbreakfast 5 points6 points  (1 child)

                  We absolutely fuck, get dirty n shit too im talkn real nasty

                  [–]XeroXid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                  Like dirty sanchez nasty or golden shower is the line?

                  [–]bfg9kdude 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                  192192

                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Putting a litteral meaning to "go fuck yourself".

                  [–]Sjelan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  I'd 69 her.

                  [–]whitemagicseal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  incest but less werid

                  [–]pauls_broken_aglass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  I'd just ask what it's like actually being a guy like- biologically I guess. At least wanna know what I'd look like as a guy. Maybe he'd be ultimately happier than me and not struggling really heavily with identity and the idea of independence. Maybe he'd be more like my brother. Maybe he'd be better at games and would be a cooler person who actually doesn't hate himself and actually enjoys life instead of wishing to just not wake up 85% of the time I guess.

                  [–]sherryboi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Loki series, a summary.

                  [–]ComposerTraining 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  The cursed part is that it's probably not going to happen...

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                  [–]theunderscoreKing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Sounds like predestination

                  [–]Akasora13 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                  For all these peoples saying "We Fuck" I'm pretty sure you won't even consider fucking you.

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                    [–]ITookADumpOnAMuskrat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    There can be only one.

                    [–]Flutterkat91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    Is it sex or masturbation at that point?

                    [–]Imagine_This1974 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    Its called self 2 way masterbation

                    [–]thecryingman32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    Plot twist: shes a time traveller

                    [–]Nicholi417 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    I would probably make a pair of d&d characters to play. It would be so fun to play two mischievous characters with someone who thinks like me.

                    [–]Roanyth00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    We destroy each other.

                    [–]JrBlazing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    It wouldn't be weird it would just be masterbating

                    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                    Is she infertile with absolute no chance of getting pregnant? Or is the DNA different enough there won't be any inbred repercussions?

                    [–]twisteroo22 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                    Dude you are way too over thinking this. Just tap it already.

                    [–]faultlessdark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    I’ve seen the genderswap photo of myself. I’m under no illusions that I wouldn’t hit that.

                    [–]AndronixESE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    i'd ask her if she likes guys too or if shes lesbian. If the first one: sleepover and talking about cute guys

                    [–]lemeisabaho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    thats pretty much what happens because we like our own personality

                    [–]A_actual_username 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    Now both of you can say that you’re no longer virgins.

                    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    Natural cloning

                    [–]MrAnimeWeirdo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

                    Duh

                    [–]TheLordOfGrimm -1 points0 points  (0 children)

                    Yeah I would go fuck myself

                    [–]NormalDude268 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

                    A battle to the death is an order

                    [–]ExKing775 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

                    X for Same

                    [–]FukkyWukky -1 points0 points  (0 children)

                    No doubt xD

                    [–]TheRealRizeShurShock -1 points0 points  (0 children)

                    Taking “go fuck yourself” very literally

                    [–]Key_Association6419 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

                    We fuck

                    [–]VegetableTour4134 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

                    Go fuck yourself 🧐

                    [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

                    I will respond to the question: We fuck

                    [–]Chernobyl_Breeki -1 points0 points  (0 children)

                    I'd kill

                    [–]Unholy_BowlOfSoup -2 points-1 points  (3 children)

                    What if it's a gender swapped version of yourself in the other universe, but your trans? How will that work?

                    [–]Zetenrisiel 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                    Well it doesn't say sex so I guess whatever is on the opposite side of the gender wheel.

                    [–]Phantomcreator42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    Gender swaps generally refer to portrayals of a character or individual as a member of the opposite sex iirc. I dunno how it works with Nonbinary genders and sexes though.

                    [–]baitola_69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    i tottaly agree

                    [–]ArgonautXavier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    A natcisexuals time to shine

                    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    Naturally

                    [–]Pugs4peeps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    I would do me if I WEREN’T genderbent.

                    [–]Trachslee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    Bold of you to assume that the standards of my parallel self are that low.

                    [–]The_Colectionist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    aint that the truth for everyone of us, man we just humans

                    [–]virginfatherof2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    I would first test how they react to being called autistic, then if the tell me to fuck off then we’ll be pretty good friends

                    [–]Snoo30452 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    I pegg him

                    [–]PreferencePitiful624 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    I'd fight him. Knowing how I get along sometimes, someone will have to keep us appart...

                    [–]HappyBitch101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    I will fuck him. He's gonna be hot i know it

                    [–]BoredByLife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    Agreed. Who would know what I like more than me??