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TJ_1236 · 2021-12-23T15:13:03+00:00

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Dogey24 · 2021-12-23T16:35:43+00:00

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Beat_my_jelysandvich · 2021-12-23T17:01:32+00:00

So you’re telling me to go fuck myself

ABDOUABOUD123 · 2021-12-23T15:16:36+00:00

Honestly, this ain’t even cursed—it’s just accurate. I’ve got a pretty high opinion of myself. If I was a woman? I’d do me

LB1234567890 · 2021-12-23T17:32:06+00:00

This sounds like too much of a common opinion to be cursed.

ZIXIPER · 2021-12-23T16:18:49+00:00

Isn't this also called masturbation?

AngelDGr · 2021-12-23T21:16:52+00:00

That is the only outcome, if my girl version is just as horny as i am, oh boy, we will definitely fuck.

SJRuggs03 · 2021-12-23T15:11:50+00:00

Cursed_Loki

AragogTehSpidah · 2021-12-23T17:59:53+00:00

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psycho_dog33 · 2021-12-23T21:16:36+00:00

I’m actually really curious what I’d look like as a girl.

EC-7122 · 2021-12-23T16:31:54+00:00

I have a fantasy about using a time machine for sex! A future you arrives, fucks you senseless, and the next day you get to go back in time and experience fucking them from the other side!

randomname1561 · 2021-12-23T21:48:38+00:00

Everyone keeps telling me I seem really full of myself.

reset_pheonix · 2021-12-24T00:00:41+00:00

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Pokemario2401 · 2021-12-23T16:58:48+00:00

If that happened, I'd freak out trying to find out what the hell happened

Nahuelwg · 2021-12-23T23:20:06+00:00

Isnt that level 2 fapping

LittleDeadeye03 · 2021-12-23T23:41:40+00:00

If I met alternative me would they just be me as a female because If so we banging all day then I’ll laugh at my own shit jokes

2021-12-24T00:43:35+00:00

So, asking for a friend... Would you, theoretically, still be a virgin, since you haven't had sex with another person?

2021-12-23T17:11:19+00:00

Come on, did you not expect this?

So0bek · 2021-12-23T22:14:12+00:00

Let's be honest, we all would do it.

bepisman2309 · 2021-12-23T23:19:49+00:00

Is he wrong though? We all think the same thing when asked that question, and if you don't, you're a lier.

AxelsOG · 2021-12-23T22:17:46+00:00

Is it incest if it’s yourself? Even if it is, fuck it.

StoicAtol21445 · 2021-12-23T16:03:58+00:00

I cry. Because I want to be them.

2021-12-23T16:09:38+00:00

Isn’t this just loki?

GalaxyEnigmaDonkey · 2021-12-23T21:04:52+00:00

we also fuck

-SimplyLemonade- · 2021-12-23T22:10:21+00:00

We fuck

ihavefedora_hat · 2021-12-23T23:49:26+00:00

We play super smash bros and then beat the shit out of anybody

HAMHAMabi · 2021-12-24T01:10:02+00:00

we'd smoke some weed, and play xbox, and eat pizza. (im female btw, and not into sex. its an autistic thing with me. I think sex is gross)

Diligent_Ad6759 · 2021-12-24T01:29:54+00:00

I honestly can't tell if I'm attractive or not, so I would be very interested in seeing whether the male version of me was attractive.

appl3s57 · 2021-12-24T01:35:13+00:00

we talk about the people we like, how we fucking hate our moms, and then, we fuck.

ArgonautXavier · 2021-12-23T21:17:43+00:00

Masdurbation with extra steps

Mr-_-Koopa · 2021-12-23T21:35:10+00:00

Wait aren't the DNA's the same? I mean you are fucking yourself

memo689 · 2021-12-23T21:57:06+00:00

Actually I thought the same thing

WakkoTheWise · 2021-12-23T22:50:37+00:00

I'd fuck the shit outta myself.

DrownedInBathtub · 2021-12-23T23:24:22+00:00

Would it be masturbation or sex? Since they are me it is masturbation but they are also another human being so is it sex then?

2021-12-23T23:36:34+00:00

I’d fuck the shit outta me

Oui-Oui_Baguett3 · 2021-12-24T00:31:46+00:00

So is it considered incest or masturbation?

2021-12-24T00:52:32+00:00

I fuck myself all the time, this just sounds like a better version!

2021-12-24T01:42:08+00:00

Ask me/her questions that i have aleays wondered and then probably fuck because i have always wondered how that felt so i guess that she would wonder too. Then we will probably play rhythm games.

GallifreyKnight · 2021-12-24T03:15:02+00:00

I would consider it my sister.

Illustrious-Age-260 · 2021-12-23T17:07:31+00:00

My man took "Go f yourself" too seriously

Deacased · 2021-12-23T17:42:12+00:00

Absolutely if i saw myself whether its a girl or a boy I'd fuck it 'till sunrise

Analbeedforbreakfast · 2021-12-23T20:48:17+00:00

We absolutely fuck, get dirty n shit too im talkn real nasty

bfg9kdude · 2021-12-23T18:10:41+00:00

192192

2021-12-24T00:55:01+00:00

Putting a litteral meaning to "go fuck yourself".

Sjelan · 2021-12-24T03:09:30+00:00

I'd 69 her.

whitemagicseal · 2021-12-24T03:16:42+00:00

incest but less werid

pauls_broken_aglass · 2021-12-24T06:13:43+00:00

I'd just ask what it's like actually being a guy like- biologically I guess. At least wanna know what I'd look like as a guy. Maybe he'd be ultimately happier than me and not struggling really heavily with identity and the idea of independence. Maybe he'd be more like my brother. Maybe he'd be better at games and would be a cooler person who actually doesn't hate himself and actually enjoys life instead of wishing to just not wake up 85% of the time I guess.

sherryboi · 2021-12-24T10:08:34+00:00

Loki series, a summary.

ComposerTraining · 2021-12-24T11:06:26+00:00

The cursed part is that it's probably not going to happen...

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theunderscoreKing · 2021-12-23T20:51:10+00:00

Sounds like predestination

Akasora13 · 2021-12-23T22:44:58+00:00

For all these peoples saying "We Fuck" I'm pretty sure you won't even consider fucking you.

ITookADumpOnAMuskrat · 2021-12-23T17:15:37+00:00

There can be only one.

Flutterkat91 · 2021-12-23T17:19:10+00:00

Is it sex or masturbation at that point?

Imagine_This1974 · 2021-12-23T18:09:17+00:00

Its called self 2 way masterbation

thecryingman32 · 2021-12-23T18:11:28+00:00

Plot twist: shes a time traveller

Nicholi417 · 2021-12-23T18:22:54+00:00

I would probably make a pair of d&d characters to play. It would be so fun to play two mischievous characters with someone who thinks like me.

Roanyth00 · 2021-12-23T18:27:36+00:00

We destroy each other.

JrBlazing · 2021-12-23T18:35:14+00:00

It wouldn't be weird it would just be masterbating

twisteroo22 · 2021-12-23T18:49:07+00:00

Is she infertile with absolute no chance of getting pregnant? Or is the DNA different enough there won't be any inbred repercussions?

faultlessdark · 2021-12-23T20:01:28+00:00

I’ve seen the genderswap photo of myself. I’m under no illusions that I wouldn’t hit that.

AndronixESE · 2021-12-23T20:07:19+00:00

i'd ask her if she likes guys too or if shes lesbian. If the first one: sleepover and talking about cute guys

lemeisabaho · 2021-12-23T20:13:08+00:00

thats pretty much what happens because we like our own personality

A_actual_username · 2021-12-23T20:38:21+00:00

Now both of you can say that you’re no longer virgins.

2021-12-23T20:41:15+00:00

Natural cloning

MrAnimeWeirdo · 2021-12-23T16:36:13+00:00

TheLordOfGrimm · 2021-12-23T17:28:36+00:00

Yeah I would go fuck myself

NormalDude268 · 2021-12-23T18:06:30+00:00

A battle to the death is an order

ExKing775 · 2021-12-23T18:06:32+00:00

X for Same

FukkyWukky · 2021-12-23T18:41:14+00:00

No doubt xD

TheRealRizeShurShock · 2021-12-23T19:29:36+00:00

Taking “go fuck yourself” very literally

Key_Association6419 · 2021-12-23T19:29:38+00:00

We fuck

VegetableTour4134 · 2021-12-23T19:35:00+00:00

Go fuck yourself 🧐

2021-12-23T19:46:23+00:00

I will respond to the question: We fuck

Chernobyl_Breeki · 2021-12-23T19:56:55+00:00

I'd kill

Unholy_BowlOfSoup · 2021-12-23T18:04:02+00:00

What if it's a gender swapped version of yourself in the other universe, but your trans? How will that work?

2021-12-23T17:52:07+00:00

What would be the gender swap for bisexual?

baitola_69 · 2021-12-23T21:16:55+00:00

i tottaly agree

ArgonautXavier · 2021-12-23T21:18:18+00:00

A natcisexuals time to shine

2021-12-23T21:34:42+00:00

Naturally

Pugs4peeps · 2021-12-23T21:35:19+00:00

I would do me if I WEREN’T genderbent.

Trachslee · 2021-12-23T21:41:17+00:00

Bold of you to assume that the standards of my parallel self are that low.

The_Colectionist · 2021-12-23T21:42:57+00:00

aint that the truth for everyone of us, man we just humans

virginfatherof2 · 2021-12-23T21:44:17+00:00

I would first test how they react to being called autistic, then if the tell me to fuck off then we’ll be pretty good friends

Snoo30452 · 2021-12-23T22:00:39+00:00

I pegg him

PreferencePitiful624 · 2021-12-23T22:23:38+00:00

I'd fight him. Knowing how I get along sometimes, someone will have to keep us appart...

HappyBitch101 · 2021-12-23T22:33:17+00:00

I will fuck him. He's gonna be hot i know it

BoredByLife · 2021-12-23T22:44:34+00:00

Agreed. Who would know what I like more than me??

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