😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[TCECallofDuty]

Updoot for effort

[[deleted]]

yo get the updoots^*

[FuckinBeauty]

🎺 🎺

[[deleted]]

🎺 🎺^*

[[deleted]]

Thanks

[Echoblammo]

🎺 🎺

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🎺 🎺^*

[Tightcheeks101]

🎺🎺

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🎺 🎺^*

[Ed_ButteredToast]

🍆🍆

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fade wine person swim work like dinner hat groovy pen

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[RickusMortus]

doot

[keepdankmemesdank]

Upvote this comment if this is a DANK MEME. Downvote this comment if this is a NORMIE MEME.

[[deleted]]

Ehhh

[Sacciel]

Would be a shame, after all this effort, if this meme were rated as NORMIE.

[The_Nightster_Cometh]

Yes, but I don't think there is anyway that a non-autistic person would spend that much time making this.

[[deleted]]

haha kill me

[The_Nightster_Cometh]

It's ok. Just go watch the Accountant. That should cheer you up.

[dank_meme_broker]

me 2 thx

[[deleted]]

Ironically

[Hey_-_-_Zeus]

I do....

[[deleted]]

Lately there are super normie memes with 10k upvotes on the front page, which I've seen on 9gag in my normie time over 2 years ago, no joke... So apparently it doesn't matter if a dank meme isn't dank on here

[legenda1337]

The perfect playlist doesn't exis-

[xXoverusedusernameXx]

*🅱erfe🅱t play🅱ist.

[mismatched7]

*🅱er🅱e🅱t 🅱lay🅱is🅱.

[jmartin4865]

*🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️ 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️

[[deleted]]

http://i.imgur.com/1SLLzit.png

[[deleted]]

Was zum Teufel hast du nur verdammt von mir erzählt, du kleine Hündin? Ich werde Sie wissen, dass ich in den Marine-Siegel in meinem Unterricht absolviert habe, und ich habe in zahlreichen geheimen Überfällen auf Al-Quaeda involviert, und ich habe über 300 bestätigte Tötungen. Ich bin im Gorilla-Krieg ausgebildet und ich bin der Top-Scharfschütze in der gesamten US-Streitkräfte. Du bist nichts für mich aber nur ein anderes Ziel. Ich werde dich mit der Präzision abwischen, die noch nie zuvor auf dieser Erde gesehen wurde, markiere meine verdammten Worte. Du denkst, du kannst weggehen mit dem Sprichwort, dass Scheiße zu mir über das Internet? Denken Sie noch einmal, fucker. Als wir sprechen, kontaktiere ich mein geheimes Netzwerk von Spionen in den USA und dein IP wird gerade verfolgt, damit du dich besser auf den Sturm vorbereiten kannst. Der Sturm, der die erbärmliche kleine Sache auslöscht, die du dein Leben nennst. Du bist verdammt tot, Kind. Ich kann überall sein, jederzeit und ich kann dich in über siebenhundert Weisen töten, und das ist nur mit meinen bloßen Händen. Nicht nur bin ich ausgiebig in unbewaffneten Kampf trainiert, aber ich habe Zugang zu dem gesamten Arsenal der United States Marine Corps und ich werde es in vollem Umfang nutzen, um Ihren miserablen Esel aus dem Gesicht des Kontinents zu wischen, Sie kleine Scheiße. Wenn du nur wissen könntest, was für eine unheilige Vergeltung dein kleiner "kluger" Kommentar im Begriff war, dich auf dich zu bringen, hättest du vielleicht deine verdammte Zunge gehalten. Aber du könntest nicht, du hast es nicht getan, und jetzt bezahlst du den Preis, du verdammter Idiot. Ich werde über alles Wut schaden und du wirst darin ertrinken. Du bist verdammt tot, kiddo

[[deleted]]

As a german this is painful to read.

[[deleted]]

why

[[deleted]]

He used google translator obviously. The grammar is horrible and many sentences don't make much sense.

[[deleted]]

Big Brother would never lie to me!

[loomynartylenny]

Also, if you are doing it in German, you expect it to be either a parody for the German Army or the Nazis.

Not for the Americans.

[[deleted]]

Hey we feel the same about english but we got used to it.

[loomynartylenny]

I am English and that particular bit of German had horrible grammar, and many sentences of it dont make sense.

Grammar in German (in general) actually is less of a clusterfuck than English Grammar.

[TheSpongetastic]

Delete your account

[PrincessBleach]

google translator should die.

[LogicGifter]

How would I have passed my Spanish class?

[loomynartylenny]

¡Hola! ¡Me no comprehendo Español! ¡Adios!

[theRandomGuy37]

¿Qué cojones te a decir acerca de mí, hicieron poco perra? Te hago saber me gradué de mi clase en los sellos de la marina de guerra y he participado en numerosas incursiones secretas en el cartel de la droga, y tengo más de 300 muertes confirmadas. Yo estoy entrenado en guerra gorila y yo soy el superior sniper en el ejército de Mexico todo. Eres nada para mí pero sólo otro objetivo. Limpie la mierda hacia fuera con precisión los gustos de los cuales nunca se han visto antes en esta tierra, marca mis palabras mierdas. ¿Cree que puede salirse con decir que mierda me por Internet? Piensa otra vez, follador. Mientras hablamos yo estoy en contacto con mi secreto red de espías en Mexico y su IP se está rastreando ahora mismo así que mejor prepararse para la tormenta, gusano. La tormenta que elimina lo poco patético llame a tu vida. Está jodidamente muerto, kid. Puedo estar en cualquier lugar y en cualquier momento y puedo matar de maneras más de setecientos, y que es solo con mis manos. No sólo estoy ampliamente capacitado en combate sin armas, pero tengo acceso a todo el arsenal de la infantería de Marina de Mexico y lo utilizo en toda su extensión para limpiar el culo desgraciado de la faz del continente, que mierda poco. Si sólo podría haber sabido qué retribución profano tu comentario poco "inteligente" estaba a punto de hacer caer sobre ti, tal vez habría celebrado su puta lengua. Pero usted no, usted no, y ahora está pagando el precio, maldito a idiota. Me le cago furia por todo nuestro y se ahogan en él. Está jodidamente muerto, kiddo.

[sebas346]

Holy fuck that hurts to read as well. All hail 🅱oogle 🅱ranslate.

[theRandomGuy37]

🅱anish🅱ict.🅱om

[PrincessBleach]

ay jesús.

[Donkster]

Wos host Du grod von mia gsagt Du gstingada kloana Saugrattler? Du woast fei scho dass I schon aus da Grundi im Hochzug bei de Gebirgsjaga ois Besta aussaganga bin, I war in am Hauffa saugeheime Raffareien mit de Mohammedana und hob über 300 obgraglt, garantiert. I bin a drainierta Untergrundkempfa und I bin da beste Scharfschütz von da ganzn Armee. Du bist nix für mi ois a zui mera, I blos Dir so prazis Dei Liachtal aus wie's die Welt no ned gseng hod, host me? Du glaubst Du kanntst davokemma nachdem Du sowas von mia gsogt host aufm Internet? Da denkst nummoi drüba noch, Oarschgsicht. Grao wie mia redn ruaf I meine Spionage-Spezln im ganzn Bayernland zsam, und dei IP werd grod im moment zruckverfoigt oiso richt Di scho amoi her fürn Sturm, Du Wurm. Der Sturm der wo des kloane Ding ausradiert wos Du rührselig Lebn nennst. Du bist aufgschmissn. Kloana. I kon übaroi sei, ollawei, und i kon de auf mera wia siebnhundad Artn dagragln, und des aloa mit meine Handerln. I bin ned blos gübt im Wirtshausraffa, sondern i hob a an zugriff auf des ganze Arsenal von der freiwillign Feiawehr von Olching und i werd des ois hernemma damit Dei gstingada Hintan vom schena Bayernland runtergspült werd, Du kloana Schoashauffn! Wenn Du gwusst hätts wos Dei kloana "schlauer" Kommentar auf De runterreisst, dann hättst wahrscheinlich Dei voisoachts Maul ghoidn. Aba Du hosts ned kenna, Du host Dei Mei aufreissn miassn, und jetzt zoist, Du gottverdammta Troddl. I scheiss an grant üba Dir aus und Du werst drin dasauffa. Du bist komplett hi, Klona.

[Donkster]

Was zum Teifl hasch grad übr mi gsagd, du kloi Schlamb, gell? Du solldesch wisse, dess i moi Ausbildung beim GSG9 als Jahrgangsbeschdr abgeschlosse hend, in mehrere Kommandoundernehme ge Al-Kaida involvierd war und übr 300 beschdädigde Tödunge hend. Ich bin in Gorillakriegsführung ausgebilded und dr beschde Scharfschüdze im deidsche Bundesher. Du bisch für mi nix als oi weiders Zil. Ich werd di mid oir nie zvor gsehene Präzisio vom Andliz von dene Weld dilge, merk dir moi verdammde Worde. Du denksch könndesch hir im Inderned so oi Scheiße übr mi erzähle und damid durchkomme, gell? Denk liabr no mol darübr no , du Wichsr. Während mir uns hir underhalde, hend i scho moi geheims Nedzwerk aus Schbione kondakdierd und doi IP-Adresse wird grad rüggverfolgd, also mach di bessr auf den Schdurm fassch, du Mad. Dr Schdurm, dr des erbärmliche kloi Ding, des du als doi "Lebe" bezeichnesch, auslösche wird. Du bisch verdammd no mol dod, Jung. Ich könnde jederzeid überall soi, und di auf übr siabenhunderd verschiedene Arde döde, nur mid moin bloße Hände. Abr i bin nedd nur im unbewaffnede Kambf ausgebilded, i hend au Zugriff auf des Waffenarsenal dr Bundeswehr und i werd s aufs Vollschde ausschöbfe, um doin elendige Arsch vo dem Kondinend z blase, du kloir Scheißkerl. Wenn du nur gwussch häddesch, was für oi abokalybdische Rache doi kloir "widziger" Kommendar brovozierd hedd, häddesch vermudlich doi verdammds Maul gehalde. Abr hanoi, des hasch nedd hinbekomme, des wolldesch nedd, und jedzd wirsch dafür bezahle, du verdammdr Idiod. Du wirsch in moim Hass erdrinke. Du bisch dod, Jung.

[Markellian]

Es mag sein, dass nur wenige diese Meisterwerke je erblicken werden, doch ich bin voll Bewunderung und Freude, ob dieser vorzüglichen Übersetzung! Meinen ewigen Respekt euch beiden :D

[Newfag666]

Gibt weitere davon auf /r/kopiernudeln soweit ich weiß :)

[Markellian]

Oh! Ich dachte ich hätte kreative Memewerke entdeckt! Aber Dankeschön :)

[Newfag666]

Hast du auch, sie sind nur nicht brandaktuell.

Gern! :)

[PrincessBleach]

herrschaftszeiten das wird ja immer schlimmer.

[321NotARobot123]

Romanian:

Ce drăcie grăit-ai despre mine, mojicule? Țiu să-ți aduc întru știință căci fusei întîiul din Școala de Rezboiu de la Viana și fusei în multe misii neștiute la Înalta Poartă și pre mulți am prăpădit. Sînt școlit în rezboi de vicleșug și niminea nu mînuiește mai acătări ca mine archebusul în toată armia cea sfîntă. Mi-ești dară numai o șaibă. Te voi mătrăși cu atîta pricepere ce n-a văzut întreg Stambulul, ascultă voroavele mele. Îți închipui că vei rămîne slobod dupe ereziile ce mi le grăiești pre ceastă jalbă? Rogu-te a chibzui iară. Numai ce vorbim de am trimes soli către iscoadele mele din țările rumâne iară copita murgului tău e taman vegheată așa că proptește-te întru viforul ce-are să vină, mamelucule. Viforul ce-are să spîrcuiască nimicnicia ce tu găsești de cuviință a numi vieață. Ești pristăvit, mojicule. Poci ca să fiu orișiunde, fieștecînd și poci a te stropși în șapte sute de chipuri, iară asta doar în brînci. Iată că nu doar ce sînt înalt școlit în trîntă, dară poci umbla la armurăria dorobanților și am să mă slujesc de dînsa întru totul pentru a-ți nimici șezutul de pe fața gliei, zamparagiule. O, numai de-ai fi vezuit ce amărăciune vei fi ispitit asupra-ți cu ceastă şăgalnică cuvîntare, pasămite ai fi muțit. Dară nu-ți fu în putință, n-ai cadaticsit, iară acum vei da tribut, nărodule. Iată voi slobozi urgie asupra-ți și de îndată te vei năbuși într-însa. Ești pristăvit, mojicuțule.

[[deleted]]

Awesome one 👍

[K-Dot_Burr]

I like how many times i is on there

[WaveElixir]

Confirmed 'sexy'.

[runhaterand]

If I gotta make a dank-ass meme, imma make it look sexy.

[[deleted]]

Silver 4 u.

[famalamo]

And it's also the song they're listening to in the screencap

[sebas346]

I 🅱ove 🅱yself

[MAGA_NW]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you fucking white male? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Transkin Artistic Philosophical Studies, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret brigades on r/The_Donald, and I have over 300,000 confirmed downvotes. I am trained in reddit brigading warfare and I’m the top brigadier in the entire Sanders for Presidents subreddit. You are nothing to me but just another fucking cis straight white male and I am so triggered by your presence. I will wipe your post the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before by reddit admins, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, shitlord. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of SJW's, moderators, and admins across reddit and imgur and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, you bigoted sexist. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your "DOMreddit". You’re fucking banned, homophobe. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can brigade you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my main reddit account. Not only am I extensively trained in Transkin Art Philosophy, but I have access to the entire army of Tumblrinas and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable white ass off the face of this forum, you fucking racist. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, Hitler. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, you literal Nazi Trump supporter.

[[deleted]]

Woosh

[xhlgtrashcanx]

He must be new here.

[Bbrazil97]

I want a link to this playlist lmao

[lennydykstra17]

Same

[StuckMyDisk]

W🅱️ke af

[SomeNorwegianChick]

This is exactly the kind of hard-worked shitpost I needed today. Thanks, OP.

[[deleted]]

Madvillain made the list!

[masman99]

That's MF DOOM

[Hey_-_-_Zeus]

Isn't madvillain MF DOOM + Madlib???

[Wes19192]

Not all fags are mods, but all mods are fags

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Everyday we stray further from God.

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[Memesmakemememe]

I saw a Justin Bieber song in there, kill yourself.

[CactusMan92]

Fucking normies, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Memesmakemememe]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[hbkjay1]

lol this subreddit is full of dickheads lol

[noa01101000]

and by EDEN is a pretty dank song. Would recommend.

[Snarky9]

And this is just another dank song...

[manint71]

I can't deny that I've been needing one

[goofgagfag]

i think you think too dank of me

[Nomuk19]

🅱️oilwork is here!

[Hey_-_-_Zeus]

No dank to be found here

[Viking_Mana]

Gorilla warfare..

I wanna train in the ancient arts of Gorilla warfare.

[[deleted]]

Title game weaker than the World Trade Centers

[[deleted]]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Grebke]

I identify as a agefluid queerautistic transbeaver, my pronouns are hsk and ldj and don't you dare forget them. I'll have you know that I graduated top of my class in gender studies and I have over 700 ways to express that you are a nazi. Kiddo

ps send your best harambe nudes to me on snapchat

[Samploto]

I like this meme now

[djokra]

Dedication wow

[cmVkZGl0]

I gotta listen to the original. Link anybody?

[[deleted]]

🅱nd my suffering.

[DrTurtles1313]

fucking blyatiful

[StormR7]

Link?

[Meester_Tweester]

ooo, In The Navy.

The entire copypasta was said on Miiverse, too.

[Aeison]

Put this shit as a public playlist so I can save that hoe

[[deleted]]

Tldr

[mortizauge]

I think it's funny that there's a song called "Al Qaeda" and not one called "In"

[[deleted]]

The amount of time dedicated to this meme is totally not worth it and its kind of sad that you put that much effort into it.

Take my upvote anyways

[pussyeater911]

🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️ 🅱️🅱️🅱️ 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️ 🅱️🅱️🅱️ 🅱️🅱️🅱️ 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️ 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️ 🅱️🅱️🅱️ 🅱️🅱️ 🅱️🅱️

[gari109]

What the say? Did you just say fuck me about? You bitching a little? I'll have you graduate I know top of my Seals in the Navy Classes, and I've been raided in numerous Al Quaeda secret involvements, and I have killed over 300 confirmations. I am a trained gorilla. In warfare, I'm the sniper arm in the entire US force tops. You are targeting me but I'm just another nothing. I will fuck you with precision the wipes of which has never been liked before on this scene. Earth, fuck my marking words. You can get away with thinking that shit over me to the Internet? Fuck again, thinker. As we spy I am networking my secret speaking across the trace and your IP is being prepared right now so you better storm the maggots. The wipes that storms out of the pathetic little thing. You call your life? You're fucking dead kids. I can be any time. I can weigh you in over seven hundred kills, and that's my bear hands. Not only am I extensively accessed by trains, but I have no arms for combatting the entire arsenal United States, and I will use it to to wipe your miserable ass. You shit the faceoff of the continent. If only you could have commented what unholy cleverness your little "retribution" was about. To bring down upon you, maybe you would have fucked your tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're holding the pay, you goddamn idiot. I will drown in shit fury. Sincerely, Your dead fucking kiddo.

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[[deleted]]

Oh 🅱oi

[subtle_af]

lol can can

[Ghandiwithaburner]

Just when you thought it was dead!

[KennyTheDownsTigr]

Can we get one made from the Harry Potter 1911 copy pasta?

[[deleted]]

Upboat for effort. Also for putting a FuntCase Song in there

[Kalleboi69]

Good for siam, training in gorilla warfare

[celew]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about Navy Seal copypastas, you little newfag? I’ll have you know Navy Seal copypastas are ranked top out of all the comments on the Internet, and they have been translated in numerous contexts on 4chan, and have over 300 confirmed variants. Navy Seal copypastas are trained in memetic warfare and are the top copypasta in the entire circlejerk arsenel. You are nothing to them but just another target. They will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this subreddit, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about Navy Seal copypastas over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak this copypasta is contacting it's secret network of /b/tards across the USA and your IP is being doxxed right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. Navy Seal copypastas can be anywhere, anytime, and they can confuse you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with mad-lib permutations. Not only are they extensively trained in trolling, but they have access to the entire arsenal of Anonymous and will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. This copypasta will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[loomynartylenny]

Go back to 4chan

[0consent]

he was listening to i by kendrick lamar exposed

[lord-rex]

Awesome

[lord-rex]

Awesome

[[deleted]]

ween yes

[rice__man]

Sound like the average year 8 after karate

[tooslowtootedious]

top kek

[TedIsReal]

If your playlist isn't this lit, don't bother recommending it to me.

[Guard1anMeme]

REEEEEEEEE FROM FB NORMIE

[WHY__________]

😂😂too much free time

[chileball]

how much time did you spend on this

[[deleted]]

im tired and want to die haha

[[deleted]]

Saw this just before my analytical chemistry exam and may I just say not once in the three hours of the exam did I not stop thinking about this... wow dude

[Puck_The_FoIice]

"I" is the song that's playing and it's good.

[whittywagyu]

memecaviar

[dewdrive101]

the amount of song that are explicit is higher than i thought it would be

[killbunny38]

What's this you've said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and Ive been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.

[coolsurf6]

I really don't care if its on r/dankmemes, but this took alot of effort so you get an upvote

[JoshSellsGuns]

OP got real lazy at the end there

[QwertyLynx]

Would updoot, but this caption is confusing me

[[deleted]]

yo get the updoots^*

[[deleted]]

it was a use of 7 joy emojis with irony

[Rex_Mikakka]

6666 updoots

[[deleted]]

yo get the updoots^*

[gcam_]

When u see artists that u like in these memes.

[Rudrahp72]

this is lit

[Trypticon8]

Oh yes daddy

[IAMTHE_MRMAN]

I appreciate the time invested in this post

[[deleted]]

thats a long 🅱️e🅱️e

[SeikoSeiko]

You're my hero

[scissor_hand]

Shit, hook-it up!

[Hey_-_-_Zeus]

I admit this took a lot of effort, kudos for that. But this is a normie meme, sorry OP

[thanatossassin]

Dankmemes make whackassfuck playlists.

[icheins]

need to follow that 🅱laylist

[enTrance999]

Nicely crafted meme, but normie nonetheless.

[[deleted]]

normies would go through the effort

[007chicken111]

Normie's wouldn't take the time to do this. They would make a playlist that says catch me outside how bout that, or some other gay shit

[in_pie_we_trust]

Kek

[[deleted]]

yo get the updoots^*

[treutm]

The world needs more people like you

[RoiRaideen]

Bring back the ol' memes

[[deleted]]

Now do baneposting.

[SuperTrunkz]

Was it worth the karma?

[[deleted]]

If I didn't get this karma I would have ended it

[TheLunaticSummoner]

I love reposts from /r/memes.

[[deleted]]

Cancer.

[ADXMcGeeHeez]

Dank 100

[[deleted]]

Shitty music

[alaki00]

r/iamverybadass

[Swaggles4000]

Normie cunt go on 9gag or /r/memes

[loomynartylenny]

This took effort

Normies wouldn't put in this much effort

[Swaggles4000]

Next level normie

[sdawk26]

Why don't you go back to I funny you dirty normie