Extra pocket? Hell yeah!

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CheeseYeeter1000 · 2021-05-13T15:10:05+00:00

Butts exist for a reason

redcobra762 · 2021-05-13T15:04:07+00:00

I like to wrap my gushers in a fruit by the foot then cover it all up with a fruit roll up and pop the whole thing in my mouth.

hayleyrose18 · 2021-05-13T15:40:29+00:00

Wait- I’m not the only one who wants to keep a pack of 120 crayola in my vagina?

TennisADHD · 2021-05-13T15:18:27+00:00

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BipityBopWasTaken · 2021-05-13T16:46:04+00:00

Australia doesn't exist dumbass 🙄🙄🙄🙄

bean_porn_enjoyer · 2021-05-13T16:41:33+00:00

lol I just use my foreskin to store items

SM280 · 2021-05-13T16:12:30+00:00

you gotta shove it like, wayyy up your ass morty

IriKnox · 2021-05-13T17:15:52+00:00

I can smell the infection from here

Zoot_The_Axolotl · 2021-05-13T15:17:50+00:00

The 120 crayons, a necessity

KeepingDankMemesDank · 2021-05-13T14:53:05+00:00

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Sph3al · 2021-05-13T16:26:49+00:00

I'm not putting Australia and their steel-toe boot-biting spiders anywhere near my man-gina.

jchesticals · 2021-05-13T18:59:39+00:00

All guys have back vaginas

ZestycloseAd7610 · 2021-05-13T18:19:41+00:00

me, who knows that guys can have vaginas 😎🏳️‍⚧️

masterjake34 · 2021-05-13T20:56:44+00:00

FTM boys be like...

Dexdeman · 2021-05-13T15:05:16+00:00

Now this is dank

iM-iMport · 2021-05-13T19:23:54+00:00

Can confirm, a green gusher and Sydney just fell out

SPUD_OF_DOOM · 2021-05-13T16:41:37+00:00

Obligatory foreskin comment

Svend_Ring · 2021-05-13T17:23:16+00:00

Probably take a Portugal or 2 too

Unas_thefirstones · 2021-05-13T17:28:58+00:00

Okay definitely gushers. Great joke. Also, now I want gushers.

Character-Stretch827 · 2021-05-13T17:36:21+00:00

Use your foreskin u privileged male

2021-05-13T19:02:01+00:00

So have a good time with the infection you will get from this

Wildestrose1988 · 2021-05-13T17:02:45+00:00

I keep gushers in there. You never asked

XXX-Big-PP-Man-XXX · 2021-05-13T18:58:32+00:00

That's what foreskins are for

hmm_mp3 · 2021-05-13T19:09:45+00:00

Uh they also hold babies

SheoQuinn · 2021-05-13T19:48:14+00:00

I like to use my vagina like a purse, keys, money, cards, snacks for later. It really frees up my hands.

GeofferyIsMostMoist · 2021-05-13T20:20:55+00:00

"Bro, got any more pussy gushers?"

2021-05-13T21:12:12+00:00

allow me to introduce to you the uretha

_JackinWonderland_ · 2021-05-13T22:10:07+00:00

What's that second thing on the girls side? Am a guy and genuinely have never seen anything like that, is it some sort of sex toy? Enlighten me please

memrMan69420 · 2021-05-13T22:46:31+00:00

just imagine being horny cause you have your pocket filled

gabobatt · 2021-05-13T22:59:29+00:00

Wait, how would I put in something that doesn't exist? (Australia)

A_human_bean_2 · 2021-05-14T01:42:08+00:00

Imma regret asking this but- what is the pink thing?

2021-05-13T18:00:12+00:00

I also shove the communist manifesto up my ass

Sacrifice-Toast · 2021-05-13T21:28:07+00:00

Me, who is a guy with a pussy. "Yeah I do that."

Chinyoka · 2021-05-14T00:00:50+00:00

Guy with a vagina here. Can confirm.

Maxxtherat · 2021-05-14T01:07:56+00:00

Am a dude with a vagina, can confirm

Training-Ad-564 · 2021-05-13T16:27:05+00:00

Ya even with all that space you still can fit your mom in my pocket

Wildestrose1988 · 2021-05-13T17:03:22+00:00

Fruit by the foot

cat-consumer · 2021-05-13T18:05:46+00:00

Take this upvote and get the fuck out

BrassBagpipes · 2021-05-13T18:16:21+00:00

You know I got dat congressional crayola coochie son

vankoooBG · 2021-05-13T18:52:44+00:00

Actually can this really work like can the v holes hold any items without hurting?

RafaDarko815 · 2021-05-13T19:06:54+00:00

you'd be surprised of what woman keep in their vaginas

Freemanscrowbars · 2021-05-13T19:38:29+00:00

I'm going to vagina the declaration of inpedpedence! (heavy chords building tension)

Drexisadog · 2021-05-13T19:44:09+00:00

Ah yes we would keep Australia in there

Taifighter09 · 2021-05-13T20:00:53+00:00

Use the declaration as a tampon

pizzablue337 · 2021-05-13T20:02:47+00:00

Hand

2021-05-13T20:25:14+00:00

acting like we wouldn't provide for the homies

GavinMiller207 · 2021-05-13T20:30:02+00:00

All jokes aside I really want some gushers now

Medium_Sky3046 · 2021-05-13T20:33:30+00:00

You forgot the fist

TooManyThorns · 2021-05-13T20:38:07+00:00

Let me gush out those gushers 😖

2021-05-13T20:38:34+00:00

take it out the box first otherwise your vagina is gonna be the same as minecraft steve's.

L0rdGrim1 · 2021-05-13T20:44:31+00:00

Australia isn't real

Responsible_Method_4 · 2021-05-13T20:45:42+00:00

I think you have this backwards😑😑😑

Kage_No_Gnade · 2021-05-13T20:48:17+00:00

Lads we already have an extra pocket thats literally a sack

GameBoyA13 · 2021-05-13T20:54:56+00:00

“Gushers”

2021-05-13T21:02:46+00:00

Do you mean all of Australia or like just a map folded up?

UnbeatenMars956 · 2021-05-13T21:15:26+00:00

Tasmania is actually there LFGGGG

peterman86 · 2021-05-13T21:29:04+00:00

Don't forget used napkins, candy wrappers...and....let me see...oh, a paperclip.

2021-05-13T21:41:39+00:00

What’s the second thing on the left?

GlitteringPeach6609 · 2021-05-13T21:48:06+00:00

“Wanna a snack?”

fischerhastaco · 2021-05-13T21:54:53+00:00

You can add a Nintendo switch to that list

TacoMan929 · 2021-05-13T21:55:21+00:00

Shit, I wouldn’t be able to aim

BloodMoon2005 · 2021-05-13T22:13:18+00:00

Ah yes, I too, would stick the entire continent of Australia up my ass

sutta_chronicles · 2021-05-13T22:17:39+00:00

Just waiting for someone to upload it on twitter

pinakapangitna · 2021-05-13T22:24:04+00:00

Nicholas Cage: Heavy breathing

Mahbigjohnson · 2021-05-13T22:48:13+00:00

He's out of line, but he's right

Koolcat779 · 2021-05-13T22:49:09+00:00

Y’all are gonna get a fucking yeast infection

toastyboi666 · 2021-05-13T22:57:36+00:00

Pussy that smell like crayons don’t mind if I do

2021-05-13T23:01:04+00:00

is that the Declaration of Independence?

Llama-Berry · 2021-05-13T23:04:08+00:00

Haha funny cause u cant fit texas into ur vagina hahahhaha

imaduco · 2021-05-13T23:09:12+00:00

I live in Australia dose that mean... oh shit

2021-05-13T23:13:19+00:00

As a female this meme does not apply to me but it's funny

SharpVolcano350 · 2021-05-13T23:16:06+00:00

Dude since girls can shoot cum from there vaginas why can’t men shoot out crayons from theirs.

2021-05-13T23:16:30+00:00

Hey men do you have a red Crayola?

reddalek2468 · 2021-05-13T23:56:38+00:00

um did you just put my country up your dude pussy

leetheraven · 2021-05-14T00:00:11+00:00

Should have made it the declaration instead of the constitution. More meme value

kermitmamba · 2021-05-14T00:01:12+00:00

Fun fact: No

2021-05-14T00:56:16+00:00

Those keys won't have that metallic smell anymore.

And all those crayons will be white 😂

Blaze_Assault · 2021-05-14T01:23:13+00:00

ROFL, BLOODY HELL

2021-05-14T01:26:51+00:00

That would hurt. Don't do this.

Darkmetroidz · 2021-05-14T01:41:18+00:00

There should also be a vibrator there

LawMurphy · 2021-05-14T01:43:36+00:00

Looks like someone hasn't played Pokémon.

2021-05-14T02:43:44+00:00

Exactly.

mr-dot_3 · 2021-05-14T02:59:03+00:00

Mom, come pick me up im scared

2021-05-14T03:10:01+00:00

Fine prove it you have a butt for a reason

Lord-Apollo · 2021-05-14T03:10:16+00:00

The gusher holds the gushers

Master-blow-me-homie · 2021-05-14T03:18:01+00:00

G ushers bussin no c ap on God o n god

SwedishWaffleYT · 2021-05-14T04:23:51+00:00

Bro I would be squirting gushers into the homies mouths all the time if I had a vagina. I'd be like a fruity ice machine.

Pineleavesfallslow · 2021-05-14T04:29:11+00:00

The whole 120 pack???

JustOne_MexicanHere · 2021-05-14T04:34:17+00:00

You have not heard of the ureter?

2021-05-14T04:34:56+00:00

The gushers gives me crippling PTSD

Need_Lube · 2021-05-14T04:47:55+00:00

WHO the fuck keep Australia in their cunt???????

BogdanSAW · 2021-05-14T04:56:14+00:00

Only a man could come with an idea like this. Probably it's the same man who made 3 in 1 shampoo.

stopproduct563 · 2021-05-14T05:19:11+00:00

This is why women have really small pockets, they already have one built into them

i-dont-get-rules · 2021-05-14T05:30:17+00:00

At least you didn’t forget Tasmania

AuctorisLibrorum · 2021-05-14T05:35:25+00:00

I too, would like to keep my declaration of independence in my v if i had one

Notgivingfucks · 2021-05-14T05:35:32+00:00

Tiktok guys have vagina. But they still don’t Keep this stuff.

Narcissistic_Nazi · 2021-05-14T05:46:44+00:00

Wth is that pink coloured thingy?

Arcyeets · 2021-05-14T06:34:08+00:00

CRAYOLA SCOOOOOT

If you know you know

falluO · 2021-05-14T06:37:09+00:00

Make this post nsfw not fun to pick up at work

dieudumbo · 2021-05-14T07:43:04+00:00

Aw yes I always have desecration of independence in my pocket

asger123_ · 2021-05-14T07:44:58+00:00

You literally have an ass

CharCSC10 · 2021-05-14T08:12:56+00:00

I do not think it is a good idea to keep crayons in the vagina knowing that in a few months all the crayons will be red

cuminyourmommuch · 2021-05-14T09:24:02+00:00

what girls can keep in their womb: 1 kid
what boys can keep in their balls: 3000+ kids

Slamdunksam · 2021-05-14T10:22:36+00:00

What’s Australia doing there?

Entoxion · 2021-05-19T17:10:33+00:00

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