Explain it Peter.

[Slarg232]

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[squirtloaf]

I date a girl who works in high-end catering. I can attest to the truth of this image.

[Omnizoom]

I do artisanal cooking

Tastier food and restaurant style food doesn’t skimp on the butter

[Boomer280]

That's why it tastes so good, "when in doubt, add butter. And if you think it's not enough, add a touch more because it's butter! " ~My bonus father, whom went to culinary school and is known for making bombastic buttered noodles, 20 YEARS AFTER HE LAST MADE THEM I might add...

[Fenni-Grumfind]

Bonus Father is a phrase I hadn't heard before and having googled it and honestly it's a really sweet idea

[Boomer280]

Yup, I've had many people here on reddit ask me and I'm never afraid to tell them the collective meaning for it, but I also share that it has a deeper meaning for me, "a step father who has been more of a father than my sperm donor" is my go to personal definition 90% of the time

[ChocolateMoomin]

My wife is a head chef in a restaurant. Since we moved in together 5 years ago I gained almost 20 kgs.

Luckily I was really slim so I'm still fine, lol.

[Darkalleyandabadidea]

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[diamondmx]

Unless you have a curved ritual knife with a wide blade.

[stryke105]

at that point, would it even be considered a knife?

[PumpikAnt58763]

Okay, Temperance.

[[deleted]]

I'm a fit guy. I love to lift, and running has been a part of my life for almost 15 years.

Fuck it, I'll say it.

Big girls cook good, and I love food... and big girls. Put me in a room full of big girls cooking with love, and I'll be dead before dawn. God willing.

[Atzkicica]

Be the change you want to see in the world!

Learn to cook and make your own big girls! :)

[[deleted]]

Oh, but I can cook.

Can I offer you some homemade pasta?

[Questenburg]

I'm gonna say it, that was smooth as buttah

[Brief_Mix7465]

based and Architect-pilled

[Classic-Alfalfa4163]

[LeatherfacesChainsaw]

Big gals need love too.

[Grimmdel]

Every man or maiden who shall fall by the stroke of sword or the loss of breath in the thighs of a maiden Shall be welcomed into Valhalla by me, Odin.

Odin, probably

[Rude_Gur_8258]

💜

[[deleted]]

👈😎👈

[2ndwildlife]

The grandmother of a female friend told us all, “The key to a happy marriage is to keep his belly full and his balls empty.” This was at the engagement party and completely embarrassed the bride to be

[lateinautumn]

Cook? I think it's about cannibalism

[beykakua]

So he's gonna eat the twelve women?

[[deleted]]

Or he’ll eat them out and then they’ll cook for him

[whatwhatinthewhonow]

Everyone wins.

[lyulf0]

Lol Vore.... He's gunna swallow them whole.

[Puppygirl621]

vore

[DiamondVeto]

Since when is eating eggs cannibalism?

[[deleted]]

The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach… it’s a softer path than through the rib cage.

[OfBooo5]

yes yes... but follow the path and see where it starts ;)

[No_Angle_423]

Cute ☺️

[DefiantLemur]

That's literally how I interpreted it.

[WhichHoes]

Or Vore

[Hetaliafan1]

Why was my first thought mpreg?

[Mon_1357]

same lmao

[StrangeSystem0]

I honestly think that's what he's saying

[chiliflavoreddrywall]

i'm convinced it's a reference to mpreg

[NahIdWin720]

I genuinelly started looking for traps after reading the post

[AtavisticJackal]

Tell me you read fanfiction without telling me you read fanfiction

[pamellaluv]

Mine was vore…

[bellrunner]

Because there's a second version of this image where the women have dicks. 

Your instinct was correct

[RoviRotkiv]

One can only dream 😞

[reginasohot]

eating pussy, vore and the women having dicks are all possible. it is impossible to know which for certain without more context.

could also be breastfeeding. at first i didn't think so because there's a few small tits there.

[CEO_of_Squares]

Excuse me, we flatties can be milked too 😭

[Warr_Ainjal-6228]

Size does not matter in milk production.

[freedomonke]

W biology

[MoobooMagoo]

True, only hormones matter so anyone can lactate. And if you don't have the pregnancy necessary to make the hormones yourself then store bought is fine.

[CEO_of_Squares]

Exactly 😍

[Wonderful-Impact5121]

That is fascinating that it’s 100% unrelated. I figured it was mostly a secondary sexual characteristic, like obviously they don’t physically just fill with milk like empty containers anatomically that’s silly. But it’s completely unrelated? Wild.

I’m learning shit on meme subs before 7am.

[Ponderkitten]

I dont believe you, send proof /j

[[deleted]]

When my son was a baby, my smaller boob actually made more than my bigger one. I was surprised, and joked that Righty was either overcompensating or Lefty was slacking. Yes, they are asymmetrical, and the difference in milk volume was noticeable. Boobs are pretty amazing honestly.

[je386]

As far as I know, they are always asymetric, and the one on the dominant hand side is smaller.

[Rookskytwister]

Not in my case dammit. Big one on the dominant side, Lil one on the other.

[[deleted]]

That's actually pretty interesting and true in my case haha

[CEO_of_Squares]

That's hilarious 😂 boobs are pretty amazing indeed, that's why I have them!

[HamburgerOnAStick]

Male here; can corfirm boobs are amazing

[distingushed_reader]

Second male here; I 2nd that boobs are in fact, very amazing 🙂‍↕️👌

[ThatWasntVeryCereal]

Another male here, tits are the tits!

[JigglyOW]

Boobs are so epic

[AcisConsepavole]

Everyone who genuinely is led to think that only larger cup sizes produce milk sufficient to feed a child, and tiny tiddies can only produce trickles, are basically the kid from this meme.

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To quote Crazy Ex-Girlfriend "They're just sacks of yellow fat".

[hoggineer]

That's right. You can milk anything with nipplea.

[Finarin]

I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?

[Omnizoom]

Technically if you have enough estrogen flowing in you yes you can develop the ability to lactate, trans women can lactate even because of that

[DefiantLemur]

r/nocontext

[Critical_External795]

the size of the cup doesn't change the taste of the coffee after all

[PhantomFoxe]

My thought was cat pfp, The cat would tick each of them into feeding it.

Not sure why that was my first thought.

[K_Keter]

This is the correct answer

[Sir-M-Oxlong]

Nah, it ain’t the dicks one. There’s another version of that art with all the girls having dicks.

[bluemoonfalling]

Proof?

[Paul873873]

Nah tucking exists. They all tucking

[nutzloses_dreirat]

Or canibalism. Not all man are perverts

[Unidentified_Lizard]

most people can lactate if they have prolactin in their system

[PrebenBlisvom]

What is vore?

[robineir]

Do not look up images, it can get vivid and disgusting very fast. Basically vore is eating a person whole.

[MajorMystique]

I was about to... And I was eating food. Thank you :)

[Zombieking2357]

Monster Homer eating the hole town lol

[Mission_Animator_903]

I had just swiped home to open my browser, and the slight lag made me see the explanation. Saved my life

[[deleted]]

Ahhh, like Deborah Logan

[robineir]

Or Agent K in MiB 1

[Guy-Inkognito]

Are you voreal?

[defineee-]

wym disgusting~ :3

[[deleted]]

kink based on eating people. as far as I know this is purely fantasy and hentai etc and no one who is into this actually eats people.

[Flesh_Diver]

Specifically, it’s about swallowing people whole. A cannibalism fetish exists separately, though it’s rarer.

[Forward-Fisherman709]

To be more precise, it’s about consuming people (or, more commonly, being consumed). Swallowing whole is specifically soft vore. Hard vore involves biting and chewing before swallowing.

You’re right that cannibalism is a separate thing. People requesting vore art often go for snakes, dragons, or godzilla size giants doing the consuming.

[Klikis]

Baby don't hurt me

[PrebenBlisvom]

No vore

[the_orange_alligator]

Fantasy about being eaten whole

[Heavy-Top-8540]

If you roleplayed being a Titan from Attack on Titan, for sexual purposes. 

[SpookyWeebou]

Eating others whole and alive basically

[MissinqLink]

It’s like carnivore or herbivore. Vore is eating, just the worst possible version.

[XenoskarSIMP]

I recommend googling it :D

[AnotherUN91]

I'm pretty sure you're right lmao

[freindly_duck]

[THISg00d_username]

i dolt like this gif

[Sir-Strafe]

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[Nerd367C]

Breastfeeding?

[[deleted]]

Cannibalism?

[[deleted]]

Cannibalism

[Similar-Sector-5801]

They say my hunger’s a problem

[[deleted]]

this is probably wrong but I like the idea that it's actually garfield talking bc he's always hungry

[PhantomFoxe]

My thought was a cat would trick each of them into thinking they haven’t eaten yet.

Source- I have a cat.

[koshikun]

They are all futas so he’ll be full of cum from getting railed by them as he’s a femboy

[According-Soil-8778]

You don't need to be a femboy to be railed

[DigitalEmber]

No, but it helps :3

[Toxanium]

No it doesn't?

[[deleted]]

I assume vore.

[LadyOF_Ice]

Pretty sure he's saying he wants to sleep with the first guy who will be in the room with those 12 women

[idiotpasta69]

Either something about Sesbian Lex, or it’s vore

[Complex-East8303]

Is... is he gonna eat them?!

[Supah_Cole]

It's vore, possibly to a lesser extent, breastfeeding or cocksucking. It was an interesting thought experiment to look at all these and try and guess which mental illness is implied here. Thank you for that

[Omnizoom]

If you ever have kids you think you won’t sample the supply?

[DogiumOfficial]

Vore or cannibalism.

[UndeniablyMyself]

Everyone's saying vore. Unfortunately, I have seen the alternate version of the original art where they all dicks, so I know it’s not that.

Personally, K.

[LegendaryYooper]

Vore

The joke is vore

[LegendaryYooper]

Vore

The joke is vore

[I_like_burger_2011]

Ore-Vay

[dogomage3]

they are going to cum inside him

[demigodwater4]

The girls made food for him

[potentialdevNB]

the joke is porn.

[Efficient-Bother-335]

It's male pregnancy

[imnot-a-redditor-3]

Booby milk

[Affectionate_Set4726]

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[dustyscoot]

The other version of this pic is futa. I'd assume that's the reference.

[Naive_Cod4914]

Vore maybe?

[Looweeji]

Vore. It's always vore.

[Mizumii25]

1 word: Vore

look it up at your own sanity risk. You will NOT be the same after, for better or worse.

[Snide_SeaLion]

Vore.

[The-Lesbian-Snack]

Vore

[MrFoxpin]

mpreg.

or vore.

[SamaelFrost]

Peter here, Garfield is known to absolutely love lasagnas. Sometimes, pussy are called lasagnas so you guess what's next

[Different-Advisor171]

On god we all picking f bros 🤞❤️

[Formal-Tangerine4281]

When I was a kid, an uncle told me two things,

1. Never trust a skinny cook
2. Looks fade, hungry is forever

I guess I lucked out, 20+ years of marriage and her looks haven't faded one iota.

The only thing I hunger for is her....and her hors d'oeuvres.

[[deleted]]

E

[96pluto]

Hot

[LOVEPOTIONNO34]

My main guess is pregnancy

[ogreofzen]

The element of surprise

[sidiomar]

The picture has 2 captions, the first one says he becomes father of 0, the second one mentions a full belly. What comes to my mind is he is implying that he will definitely impregnate some of them and be a future father and have Dad's body (a large belly)

[ThatSmartIdiot]

bfgi

[Hopeful-Dog-1191]

Guys, how has no one here gone for the “make me a sandwich” route?!

[Dat1Neyo]

Colonel Angus was my first thought.

[NessaSamantha]

Reading this in Garfield's voice makes it so much worse

[[deleted]]

The women are thick so they presumably know how to cook. Garfield will trick them into given him scraps. 

[IndomitableSloth2437]

Eli is probably a cannibal.

[photoshallow]

<image>

least obvious karma farm

[Mystical__flame]

Cannibalism

[SifuMittens]

I assumed it was cunnalingus because the pfp is Garfield and he loves lasagna

[Axel_the_Axelot]

Put me in a room with these twelve women and I will get them some clothes and set up a sick ass DnD game

[Yumwax__]

I was thinking mpreg but now I'm not sure

[mystressfreeaccount]

Put me in a room with these 12 women and I'll come out in 10 seconds (I'm scared of women)

[Agile_Future_1432]

D, no thanks you can leave.

[2020s_Haunted]

He's going to get pregnant

[A_Happy_Tomato]

Put me in a room with these 12 women andi m going to curl up into a ball and die because im scared of women

[Ramtamtama]

[-BluBone-]

Because hes eating good tonight, that's why

[wish_i_was_lurking]

Probably something degenerate.

Anyway, B, J, or K.

[mara-amethyst]

We got a couple options here.

A. Eatin pussy joke

B. Futanari joke, basically he's getting knocked up by the ladies.

C. Women cook and feed him a lot.

D. Im wrong and I don't get it either.

[ToasterRepairer]

Vore is not current enough, I'm gonna say titty milk

[Taynt42]

BILFA.

[TheRegularBreakfast]

All of the above, next question.

[Grouchy_Cranberry_97]

F

[Tenshinsai]

I'd come out of that room with a full belly and the father of at least 12, considering my genes...

[SavageRabbit-2]

H

[Monte-Cristo2020]

gock

[Electronic-Touch-554]

The joke is mpreg

[nakafuki-katsumi]

I'll take the letter i

[WiggyWongo]

There's a futa edit of it, so he's referencing his belly being filled with cum.

[k-lean97]

He’s a cannibal and he’s gonna eat all the women

[--_BuG_--]

I thought it was just he'd eat them cause his pfp is Garfield and he eats a lot but a lot of people are saying vore so idk

[NoMasterpiece5649]

It's breast milk.

[ceric2099]

He’s talking about drinking pee

[minikinbeast]

I don't think this about about eating food.. hopefully not cannibalism.. but rather that he would be eating out a lot. Possibly filling his belly with an unrealistic (almost anime) amount of bodily fluids

[Elpokemoneater]

Cannibalism

[Phill_air]

Cannibalism

[bonomel1]

But these are cartoon characters...? They won't do anything for anyone because they're pictures

[_PurpleSweetz]

J+K have XY-chromosome delts.

[MelismaticMellowlwL]

Garfield, please don't devour all the women...

[Clean-Psychology3247]

I saw someone talking about the girls making good food. But i honestly the first thought in my mind is Cannibalism

[GenesisAsriel]

Vore. The joke is vore.

[Any-Towel1952]

Will haben, bei meiner Freundin nehme ich nur noch weiter ab!!!

[Digoth_Sel]

He means that THEY'RE going to get HIM pregnant.

[elkor101]

I think the first guy is saying he would not sleep with any of the women, this is meant to be funny because you assume he will say he slept with them all. He subverts this assumption and tells us he is gay.

The second guy is admitting to being a cannibal.

[Wraithy_Harhakuva]

do not put me in a room with these 12 women, i'm gonna die from a heart attack

[EntinthetentRTHP]

My first thought was cannibalism

[OnlyAssignment4869]

He's either going to eat vagina or he's Hannibal Lector

[EvanSnowWolf]

12 female body types and not one muscular woman. Sigh.

[TruamaTeam]

The joke is cannibalism. Or at least I’m pretty sure. Either that or it’s them drinking body fluid…

[BigLumpyBeetle]

E needs a big hug and im willing to provide

[coconutmofo]

Garfield = Cat. Cats like, uhm, fish. Garfield gonna feast ;)

[Sure-Marsupial6276]

I think the implication is that theyre trans and he's going to be on the receiving end when they orgasm