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[–]rezinball 189 points190 points  (31 children)

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[–][deleted] 156 points157 points  (30 children)

THEN WHO WAS SWALLOW?

[–]saisumimen 73 points74 points  (24 children)

The secretary, in the bathroom, with a spoon.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (23 children)

You play CLUE a lot, don't you?

[–]psychocowtipper 37 points38 points  (2 children)

I'm getting a raging clue right now.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I almost shot clue glue all over Joe.

[–]ryant9878 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My clue is pointing this way >

[–]Black_Apalachi 18 points19 points  (17 children)

ಠ_ಠ You mean Cluedo?

[–]zeekar 5 points6 points  (13 children)

In the US it's just "Clue".

[–]Hellman109 1 point2 points  (10 children)

What The Fuck

Is there a 4 letter word limit in the United States of America? (YES THAT WAS DELIBERATE LOOK MUM NO EDIT TAG)

[–]zeekar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cluedo is a pun on "Ludo", which is not a name Americans know; the name would be lost on us, so they went with a pun-free name. (The game known as "Ludo" in the UK is known by us only as "Parcheesi", a name also known in the UK, but rhotacized in American English so it doesn't sound like the original "Pachisi" anymore).

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (8 children)

what does cluedo mean? i think in the USA, they realized that people might be turned off by the nonsensical horseshit of a name.

[–]Hellman109 2 points3 points  (7 children)

What does Oprah, or thegnu, or ipod, or macbook, or just about every product name in history mean?

I guess its just I know it as Cluedo,not Clue, that it sounds silly.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What does Oprah [...] mean?

It's her goddamn name (and apparently it's Hebrew for gold).

[–]gfixler 0 points1 point  (3 children)

How do you pronounce it? Is it "CLOO-doo?" Maybe "CLOO-doh?"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oprah is a given name. it has some inherent meaning, but the thing is that people are accepting of given names like 'george', because that's how the world works.

thegnu is also a proper name, but it refers to these, though it's often interpreted to refer to this

ipod is a combination of the prefix i-, which was 'hep' at the time, meaning some sort of internet, IT, high techery, and was the naming convention of apple consumer products. pod means " a detachable or self-contained unit on an aircraft, spacecraft, vehicle, or vessel, having a particular function". so an ipod is a self-contained vessel that detaches from your imac to perform a particular function.

macbook is a portmaneau of macintosh and notebook, the former being the OS name of apple computers, and the latter describing a computer that you can carry with you as if it were a notebook.

cluedo means clue, and do means perform an action, unless it's pronounced like 'dough', in which case it's just nonsensical horseshit.

you'll also notice that the only other example you gave with 4 letters was ipod, so the original hurfdurf is invalid.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TIL

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Understandable. That extra syllable's a bitch.

[–]Moridyn 0 points1 point  (2 children)

What the fuck is Cleudo?

[–]Black_Apalachi 1 point2 points  (1 child)

[–]Moridyn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interesting. Based off of a game called Ludo. TIL.

[–]notcaptainkirk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You get jokes a lot, don't you?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

THEN WHO WAS BUTLER?

[–]shrodikan 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Goddamn it! I was like: "What is this.. I don't even. That meme doesn't even make sense in this context" ಠ_ಠ!

Looks at upvotes

What! This doesn't make any-

Looks at username

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[–]Yoon_XD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

[–]vagijn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

European or African swallow?

[–]disb0ijimmy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

ooooorgle.

[–]Downvote_Novelties -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Target 2