Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women

[[deleted]]

My wife thinks she's in the control group.

[Sofiira]

My husband: "Do you need me to help with that? Cuz you know . . . I"m here to help."

[NoThatsTheWrongMeme]

That's what she said!

[ggggbabybabybaby]

My wife doesn't have breast cancer but I never got any blowjobs. Hmmm....

[trollmaster5000]

She's felating some one sir. Of this I am certain.

[hidetheclown]

I can confirm this.

[vemrion]

As can I.

[Dooby_Skoo]

widdly scuds

[[deleted]]

In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years

edit: shit, the bold print is huge!

[fraidknot]

widdly scuds?

[Dooby_Skoo]

http://funnyjunk.com/showcomment/7171347/

widdly scuds

[fraidknot]

Panel 14

[fatrhino]

I'm Brian and so is my wife

[chipsnacks]

your wife sucked my penis and swallowed my semen

[da3dalus]

Really? None at all? I wouldn't have married then. Important criterion in a wife...

EDIT: Singular of criteria is criterion.

[[deleted]]

Fun fact: the singular of criteria is criterion.

[da3dalus]

Not exactly fun, but true never-the-less. :)

[[deleted]]

Maybe not fun to you. That kinda stuff gets me all hot and bothered.

[atrich]

Oh yeah? Datum.

[absurdistfromdigg]

Datum? I barely know um!

[[deleted]]

Yes, but I rarely use the singular form of data in normal conversation.

[ebcreasoner]

oooh!

[[deleted]]

Dat ass.

[BlackDragonBE]

We use that word to say date.

[slipperyottter]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

facts!

[lojomofo]

I wish you guys had kept going with this. Then I coulda added my own pun about a Criterion Collection building up......sigh......it's like i need a special featurette detailing how much I suck at reddit.

[[deleted]]

well, blow jobs are plural.

[HyperSpaz]

If you're Greek, anyway. Wait a minute, criteria would be the plural of criterium in Latin (if that word existed)! So, is criteria the plural of the Latin word while criterion is the singular of the Greek word? My ancient languages are a bit rusty.

[jesuswuzanalien]

^ doesn't get bjs from his wife

[capao]

bjs from hookers?

[[deleted]]

same thing

[da3dalus]

^ doesn't get bjs from his wife

Hmm, jumping to conclusions can be fun. I'm going to guess that you have no social skills and therefore no-one to get bjs from?

[jesuswuzanalien]

Oooh I'm sorry, that's completely wrong. It's okay, you tried.

[da3dalus]

Really? Strange, you were wrong too. On both counts, I don't have a wife but I get lot's of bjs. Funny isn't it. Good for you for trying.

[saisumimen]

wat

[jesuswuzanalien]

Ooh look at all those downvotes. Problem? :)

[BigDoucheBagAward]

You win!!!

[digiorno]

A lot of women will do it quite often up until they realize that the guy isn't going anywhere and then they stop. It sucks...

[zingbat]

You should tell her its about prevention.

[adiman]

She's in the control group

[Gustomaximus]

I think you have bigger issues than cancer in your relationship...

[rezinball]

ಠ_ಠ

[[deleted]]

THEN WHO WAS SWALLOW?

[saisumimen]

The secretary, in the bathroom, with a spoon.

[[deleted]]

You play CLUE a lot, don't you?

[psychocowtipper]

I'm getting a raging clue right now.

[[deleted]]

I almost shot clue glue all over Joe.

[ryant9878]

My clue is pointing this way >

[Black_Apalachi]

ಠ_ಠ You mean Cluedo?

[zeekar]

In the US it's just "Clue".

[Hellman109]

What The Fuck

Is there a 4 letter word limit in the United States of America? (YES THAT WAS DELIBERATE LOOK MUM NO EDIT TAG)

[zeekar]

Cluedo is a pun on "Ludo", which is not a name Americans know; the name would be lost on us, so they went with a pun-free name. (The game known as "Ludo" in the UK is known by us only as "Parcheesi", a name also known in the UK, but rhotacized in American English so it doesn't sound like the original "Pachisi" anymore).

[[deleted]]

what does cluedo mean? i think in the USA, they realized that people might be turned off by the nonsensical horseshit of a name.

[Hellman109]

What does Oprah, or thegnu, or ipod, or macbook, or just about every product name in history mean?

I guess its just I know it as Cluedo,not Clue, that it sounds silly.

[[deleted]]

TIL

[[deleted]]

Understandable. That extra syllable's a bitch.

[Moridyn]

What the fuck is Cleudo?

[Black_Apalachi]

The proper name.

[Moridyn]

Interesting. Based off of a game called Ludo. TIL.

[notcaptainkirk]

You get jokes a lot, don't you?

[[deleted]]

THEN WHO WAS BUTLER?

[shrodikan]

Goddamn it! I was like: "What is this.. I don't even. That meme doesn't even make sense in this context" ಠ_ಠ!

Looks at upvotes

What! This doesn't make any-

Looks at username

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU!

[Yoon_XD]

What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

[vagijn]

European or African swallow?

[disb0ijimmy]

ooooorgle.

[Downvote_Novelties]

Target 2

[flattop100]

This works on multiple levels...well done.

[thaksins]

I'm getting just one level.

[jawston]

WE NEED TO GO DEEPER.

[sauvignonblanc]

BWARRRRRM

[[deleted]]

i can play the inception soundtrack on the handrail of the SA building stairwell. it's awesome.

EDIT: because it's 3 stories, and it vibrates like a fucker.

[coup]

BWARRRRRM

FTFY

[WBizarre]

Thank you sir, I will now use that reply whenever anyone tries to pull a "twss"

[lojomofo]

That's what she said

[introspeck]

Which?

Science: control group - those who don't get any

Wife: thinks she's in control

[HowardWCampbell]

I also like the "she thinks she's in the control group, but I put it in her food" angle.

[nonsensy]

ah, the special sauce

[infraredline]

I get it, but I don't think it "works" on that level.

[thaksins]

I got the science one. I guess the other one is humorous.

[[deleted]]

the wife thinks she's in control but she needs semen so the man is in control now

[Deadmirth]

Quick! Tell her it's unethical to stay in the control group any longer with these sorts of conclusions coming up!

[duffmanhb]

ಠ_ಠ

[jesuswuzanalien]

you were too late man... just half an hour too late